Boondocks - 'White' Heaven

[ORBrampton]

thats why there is only xbox 360 in heaven.

[techn0pvd]

hahahahahahahaha did anyone catch that he got turned into an albino?

[RalphCQ]

cause two niggas and two quarters don't add up to a dollar

OMG =0

[enkopingsbo]

But ruckus IS a WHITE man, he is born with a rare skin condition

[toadysux]

@enkopingsbo he's black and his mom told him he had revitiligo lol

[OriginalYTPooper]

@toadysux he actually was white, there's an episode where it shows him as a baby

[toadysux]

@OriginalYTPooper lol but in the same episode that hes a baby it gets revealed that his mom lied to him and said he's white because she wants him to be white and dislikes black people. his dad revealed it and uncle ruckus didnt believe it lol

[OriginalYTPooper]

@toadysux i probably should've watched the whole episode lol

[MunicipalMeep]

Nigga did I just catch you being white?

[Igoryok1990]

@Kilox1000 Perhaps, you have a mini dick after all, so get circumsized so you'll have a bigger dick.

[Abbadon380]

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[GodsMadeMan49]

Well Ronnie was right about one thing: the Almighty doesn't have a problem with racism.

[onarass]

"Except for February"

LOL I love it.

[black60459]

all heaven needs virgin sluts that stay virgins no matter how man dicks are in them and immune to STDs, remember it not gay if its in a three way

[jhiphop13]

Black heaven

no more republicans

no more country music

and no more chuck norris

What about lindsay lohan?

[glidershower]

@jhiphop13 You know, this black heaven is already tempting to me if solely because of the absence of Chuck Norris. Can't imagine living the afterlife still being plagued by unfunny Chuck Norris "jokes". The other reasons are quite as tempting too!

[Nubcakelmfao]

Lol. Uploaded during black history month xD

[Kilox1000]

who would want to be white? we suck at sports and dancing, have smaller dicks, and no swag. plus the sun burns us. 

[Boarbarian]

@Kilox1000 Statistically more successful and smarter though. We are awkward as hell, but at least we are intelligent.

[Odeonremix]

@Kilox1000 i am white.

am great in sports and dancing, and my dick is HUGE.

my swag is ok and i use suncream.

[Kilox1000]

@Odeonremix lol I know dude I'm talking about in general.

[disiscotown]

@Odeonremix NIGGA U KNO YO MEAT LIL

[XxCalypsoxX616]

I thought god was a sand nigga...

[Dzongka]

@XxCalypsoxX616 what is a "sand nigger"?

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Dzongka It's what racist white people call muslims and shit.

[Dzongka]

@XxCalypsoxX616 lolwut. What do they call Indians?

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Dzongka Native americans or people from india?

[Dzongka]

@XxCalypsoxX616 People from India.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Dzongka Dem curry-munchers

[Dzongka]

@XxCalypsoxX616 Lol. It's funny because I've more often seen Japanese people eating curry than Indians.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Dzongka Well, there is also Cab-Nigger,Cow-kisser, Dot-head, Fig-gobbler, and many many more.

[Dzongka]

@XxCalypsoxX616 Damn, really?

Lol, Middle Easterners and Indians have no relation to blacks though, so I don't see how "niggers" can be thrown about so easily for us. Most Indians in the U.S. don't even drive cabs, they work in software and hardware usually. Yeah, we have dots on our heads, I guess that's somewhat accurate. We don't actually care that much about cows. I didn't know we were known for eating figs! We don't even have that many fig trees around here! Damn, rednecks are creative.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@Dzongka IKR? Look up the raical slur database and you can read the hundreds of things they call other people...

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@Dzongka We don't call you sand niggers because you have a relation to black people; that's just what you are. Nothing to do with blacks.

[Dzongka]

@MegaWinnieGirl Oh cool, it's really nice to know you use racial slurs against us. Thanks! Wait, I'm Indian though, so I don't think that applies to me, considering there's more desert in the U.S. than in India. Or does the term only apply to Middle Easterners?

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@Dzongka The term applies to Indians/Arabs.

[Dzongka]

@MegaWinnieGirl But that makes no sense. They are completely different. Racists are weird...

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@Dzongka I know they are; that's just how it is. To us they all look the same.

[Dzongka]

@MegaWinnieGirl Really? I would suggest going to Wikipedia and looking up "Indian", and then "Arab". The differences between the two are greater than the differences between Europeans and North Africans.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@Dzongka Doesn't matter ow different they are; I said to us they all look the same. It's a matter of perception.

[disiscotown]

@MegaWinnieGirl LOL and I'm black haha

[Justinsoper]

well i do hope he makes it to white heaven lol

[14ilikepudding]

ruckus u look a lot better black O_o

[yak6ex]

At 1:19 can they prove that Reagan thought like this?

[BeeTeeDoubleYou9]

@yak6ex u cant prove it

but u also cant disprove it

>:D

[browniehearts1]

How is this racist ya betta be lucky he saying he like white people so I sujest who ever said that to shut up for your fyi

[shadowfootball1]

@browniehearts1 I don't understand your African language.

[Fomortiis0]

@browniehearts1 "shut up for your for your information"?

[89Dustdevil]

Boondock's Hell looks like more fun than Boondock's Heaven. At least you get 3 stick nunchuks and ninja demons that try to swarm on a nigga.

[whitneywide]

WHAT THE FUCK

[WOLFMAN305]

@Hunterj321 you're mad because its true.lol

[Hunterj321]

racist nigger shit

[jacobloper2]

no fucking jesse jackson

[naym2011]

reagan mustve been a mormon lol

[Ostaraian]

Thank god, so heaven will be negroid free? thank you Jesus!

[los550]

pastor gino jennings, his congregation and looney sunni muslims friends in philadelphia p.a, the whitemans and white arabs favorite nigraz

[Sirafrican]

Lmao ahaha so funny! But You gotta give it to Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton. Some of the best economic years of America.

[HappyYellowToaster]

he doesn't remember slavery except in February

[bolinatrix]

Wtf is a troll

[bolinatrix]

Wtf r u fightin bout

[7thJewelProductions]

One of my favorite scenes from this show....HILARIOUS!!!! DANG, they need to come out with more seasons or at least a feature length movie!

[griffiththedark]

LOL CRACK ME AIDS ME REAGONOMICE WELL U GET THE PICTURE

[VaticanIscariot]

all the GOP candidates consider themselves similar to Reagan lol.

[VaticanIscariot]

Ron Paul for 2012 ^^;;

[SmartGuy4today]

Is that all you people do? You know what. You are a Pokemon and your Pokemon name is Ron Paul for 2012.

[012robman]

@malinithappen thank you. u knw what they say, when you arent winning, play the white people and republicans are racist and hate black people card. works like a charm

[Hoenn1234]

ok I have to say it. WTF is up with ruckus's eye

[JudauVidan]

@Hoenn1234 He has a fake eye

[wildcat4eva]

Isn't this the best case of irony that this was uploaded in February?

[yamiblade]

@underdogs247

Of course Asian heaven would be the best.

[Jmcshay]

RUCKUS IS A CREEPY FUCKING WHITE MAN!!

[IlikeCHEESEonMYKnees]

",,,& no f***ing Jesse Jackson"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Anusdhka]

praise white god LMAO

[TheHornet79]

1:53 lol troll face!

[xgotfiveonitx]

alot of asians and indians (as in india) believe the same bullshit about worshiping whites.

[Igoryok1990]

I want to clarify something to many--In heaven, there will be no Jews, no whites, no blacks, no slave nor a free man-there's no difference to God, there won't even be a female or a male sexes, but all will be like Angels.

This toon is misleading many gay rednecks...

Btw, it's not so easy to get in the heaven's doors!

[Majorasword64]

@Igoryok1990 It's a fucking american anime (as in It's american but is Japanese style animation.) and it REALLY shouldn't be taken seriously in any way.

[Igoryok1990]

Lol, God doesn't has any issue with race, it's just that some people are racist. "God only remembers slavery in February." lol That's a classy line right there! Lol

[TheKanonHara]

@Igoryok1990

i don't get it

[paramedion]

where do you find this background music?

[ValiumandDolls]

PRAISE WHITE GOD!

[shepherdserenity]

No niggers? Oh god, that DOES sound like heaven.

[korbinhall]

ahh.... i hope thats what heaven is like... no blacks would be divine.

[hibernatexx]

stfu about religion and just enjoy the joke

[at4cruz]

all of u talking about religion need to just shut up and enjoy the joke...this shit is funny period!!!!

[0PKNINJA]

LMAO seperate but equal

[xxmvpmanxx]

LMFAO

[marricx]

I love how black people wrote this show

[globox123456789]

Ronald Reagan sounds kinda like Joekage

[MrCalculus999]

when turned white it gave him a hard on....and he bust his nuts haha ...

[pedrillomad]

This show is racist with white people as fuck

[JevyJav]

funniest show ever made! I cant stop laughing

[Wow67jt]

Wow there are some crazy peps on here.Look blacks believe a white man before they believe their own.Most blacks believe the Bible that The Roman Catholic Wrote and Force on them.If I will tell you that we been trick into believing in a false religion,Christianity.This religion did more blood shed in the name of the religion that has been taught to me since I was born,I just dont believe that GOD IS BEHIND THIS RELIGION.

[blueshogun96]

@Wow67jt Atheists killed more people than Christians have. Look it up. And majority of killings by so called "Christian" movements were often led by covert occultists and other people who claim Christian to win the masses approval (Examples, Constantine, Adolf Hitler, Barrack Obama, etc).

[megamarsvin]

Hmm so anyone who commits a crime doesn't count as a "real" Christian then? That's convenient. How about the Pope still hiding child rapists from the law today?

There have been plenty of bad atheists but don't pretend like your holy book makes you any better.

Hitler wasn't an atheist by the way. At best you could say he wasn't a Christian.

[blueshogun96]

@megamarsvin For starters, I never actually claimed to be Christian or Atheist =)

Second, I'm well aware that every side has their fair share of bad apples too. I'd be a hypocrite to deny that.

Third, I never said Hitler was an atheist either. I said he was an occultist who hides behind the Christian disguise to fool the ignorant masses. This is how the upper levels of the Catholic church work too while the pope is the center of it all at the vatican; not very "Christian", is it? Heh.

[megamarsvin]

@blueshogun96 Touche ;)

But that kind of supporst my point, I don't think there are any "real" Christians in the world today and probably haven't been for hundreds of years, some isolated sects like the Amish notwithstanding (but even there I'm not sure.)

What it comes down to is I've never heard of anyone killed in the name of atheism, while being killed in the name of God (whichever god was popular at the time) is practically par for the course for much of Man's history.

[blueshogun96]

@megamarsvin Yeah, true. There aren't many "real" Christians left. If most of them were, then they'd realize that Jesus wouldn't have condoned alot of their BS.

And yeah, no Atheist leaders killed people in the name of Atheism, they were just major pricks. Example: Stalin.

[DubbahBlanks]

@blueshogun96 pffff hahahahahahahaha thats the most stupid shit ive read in a long time, you know why? because nutheads like you try to make atheism look like some kind of religion to wich is a complete fail, but you wont get it anyway

[blueshogun96]

@DubbahBlanks Wow, that was very bright/smart of you. Assume that I'm obsessed with making atheism look like a religion... this is why I don't respect Atheist Youtube trolls.

But seriously, do your research. It's true. I also noticed how Atheist trolls don't like researching things that will possibly disprove their views and/or lies. I smell hypocrisy. So instead of laughing/trolling, do us both a favour by doing your homework and not taking people's posts out of context.

/watch?v=ay00zBbIvXY

[DubbahBlanks]

@blueshogun96 pure ignorance as always

[blueshogun96]

@DubbahBlanks Proof or evidence: you haven't provided anything but personal insults. This is a sure sign that you have/had no logical argument from the start. And you're calling me ignorant? Typical troll.

[DubbahBlanks]

@blueshogun96 you still dont get it

[MrNoble36]

@DubbahBlanks The fact that you label people who beileve in a religion as annoying cross carriers who hates everyone that shares their belief shows to me that YOU dont get US. But I think atheist people are more easy to read than anyone else.hipster...

[SmartGuy4today]

I am sorry, but what you are reading, there is nothing about that. It is natural to single out a group of people for hold an appalling negative characteristic. It is why as kids we gang up on the weak or challenge the strong yet unknown. It is a part of what defines us as people and as humans. And unfortunately for you, your religious really does hold extremely negative aspects to it.

[MrNoble36]

@SmartGuy4today Oh really? Im not like that and my friends arent like that.In fact most christians dont feel negative about other religions. Though I have atheist friends they are always singling me out because I am baptist. They also mock all the other religions because they because they beleive in something. The fact that YOU generalize us as something we are not makes your whole comment invalid.Besides, Id rather beileve in something then nothing at all.

[SmartGuy4today]

You don't know who is and who isn't like that if you base your judgement on a endo-centristic view.

[MrNoble36]

@SmartGuy4today I do not have an endo-centristic view. As I said FRIENDS. Meaning they are still close. Most atheist think negative. That is not necesarily a bad thing.And It seems more to me that you have an endo-centristic view, not me.The more you try to argue with me, the more you seem wrong.

[SmartGuy4today]

Do you even know what an endo-centristic view is? How can you be so arrogant and foolish to dare say what you are and are not, when you don't even know the meaning of the words you are being described. Here I say, here is the blatant idiocy that has given people of your faith a bad name.

[MrNoble36]

@SmartGuy4today Endo means within. Centristic means to always choose a moderate option. Cursing someone out behind a computer, that gives your belief a good name I suppose

[SmartGuy4today]

Oh look who went on wikipedia to look up words. LOL!

But seriously, the definition of Centrism I am using has no reference to the word moderate. It is just of an exaggerate hyper-indication of selfishness. But it is nice for you to try.

[Littl38oi]

This shit is racist as fuck!

[a2the2great2]

sadly many people think its funny, what the boondocks is trying to do is spread awareness to black people, when he said i caused crack aids n all that, sounded ridiculous? ofcorse it did over here but it dosnt sound ridiculous when you ask a black man why is ur society like that and he replies oh the government gave us aids n shit. a lot of my brothers out there arnt ignorant like that and realize people reap what they sow but for the ones who dont my heart prays we all wake up and rise as one!

[HazyShadows]

As Seen On: Yahoo! Answers: Politics

I laughed hard.

[Hatchicko53]

o.o this some messed up shit.



[MaleficDan]

separate but equal...yep sounds llike heaven to me XD

[AmberKohaku4]

lmao

[bmillz728]

I'm black & tht shyt is super funny lol I'm lmao!!!!!!

[ilovanime12345]

Black heaven:

No country music

No cowboys

All fried chicken you want

THE BEST!!! :D LOL XD

[SuperUncleruckus]

@ilovanime12345 not even black and I want that haha

[Luigi84289]

This was awesome.

[happymercenary]

episode?

[TrollyMcTrollerson69]

Herman Cain's fantasy.

[abe0101]

@TrollyMcTrollerson69  yup...but i think he has it worse than ruckus.

[UJDAQ]

@TrollyMcTrollerson69 When I read this, I expected White Heaven to be full of white women.

[SuperRelinquished]

thats how the real Ronald Reagan prolly was -_-"

[morsolodiazs]

@SuperRelinquished probably? he was...his politics alienated many undereducated people mostly blacks

it is seen is boyz in da hood

[jhiphop13]

Black heaven:

no more republicans

no country music

and on more chuck norres

oh and what about lindsay lohan

[TheCabinRacoon]

what happens when he meets black jesus

[dondopa]

@TheCabinRacoon he dies!

[MadlyDecent]

2 nigga's and 2 quarters don't add up to a dollar...

[AyeSiddity]

That video wasn't funny,cute,a daybrighter that video is just unthoughtful

[bigge1495]

No hip hop that was a bitch nigga move

[ScientistSoundSytem]

Except in February:......lmaooooo

[CompletlyBunned]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL White Heaven is my Hell xDDDDD

[Hatinonthehaters]

@SC1337 Amen to that.

[KillaPanacake]

@SC1337 no it a beleif an its a true as you make it an wtf would people go though all that shit if it wasnt true if people aid they saw it if they had a holy war about it if people wrote books about the romens hating jeus an shit why would u not think its true an if u belive in jeus you belive in god unles ur a jew

[SC1337]

@KillaPanacake ''no it a beleif an its a true as you make it'' with that logic you could say the same thing about santa claus. and I can't respond to your second statement because I can't understand what you're trying to say (not trying to be a asshole). all I'm saying is that people are scared to die and religion gives them hope (false hope) that's fine ,but religion does more harm than good.

[0Maloy1]

@SC1337 I love going to a video for comedy and finding people either bashing Christianity or bashing Atheism.

[SC1337]

@0Maloy1 1. I don't care 2. I was responding to a racist comment using mythology as a crutch

 3. If you can't deal with Youtube comments don't look at them.

[0Maloy1]

@SC1337 I don't have the option to become blind whenever I wish and then see again later, and I do not think youtube is worth cutting my eyes out for.

I never implied that I care if you care, I just love to state how you guys always make your own ideologies seem like big troll-fests. Lol and you can say you don't care if people agree with your beliefs, but then you wouldn't be posting. You suck at converting and suck at not caring lol.

[SC1337]

@0Maloy1 you're not going to hell so why would I want to convert you.

[0Maloy1]

@SC1337 Thats something you should ask yourself lol. bitterness? insecurity? genuine compassion towards others? Either way I see a video about a comedy tv show as a poor place to convert others

[SC1337]

@0Maloy1 ok i'll do that. Atheists don't convert people, because Atheism is not a religion. just FYI =)

[0Maloy1]

@SC1337 Thats why you don't try to convince people online of your set of beliefs of the universe and how things are....... Just because you don't claim to have a big daddy doesn't make you different from everyone else.

[DubbahBlanks]

@0Maloy1 "Just because you don't claim to have a big daddy doesn't make you different from everyone else." you dont have to tell that the "non belivers" it sthe so called "Belivers" who cant accept a differnet view, history just proves me right and the present to so dont even start, how often Bush for example used god to justify his stuipd arguments wich you still buy, greetings from the"old europe" we do have social care etc.. and yous till have presidential candidates whoa millionairs

[DubbahBlanks]

@0Maloy1 and try to convince you that YOU YORSELF dont need a social care, and you people are so stupid to be even proud of working like 50 hours a week, PFFF yeahhh, you dont even know how much you get mindfucked over and over again by the sam elies and still buy them. USA ist just a fantasy castle only existing in the minds of the millions of manipulated minds. This yountry started of with war and it will bring itslef to end because of war. Financially your already completly fucked

[0Maloy1]

@DubbahBlanks A person should be ashamed of doing hard work? What kind of logic is that? lol. I never bought the whole God wants us to war with Iraq or any of that, not many people actually did. It was just that point people used "were republicans, were Christians, so God is on our side no matter what" I honestly have never liked things being easy and don't really need to convince myself.

[0Maloy1]

@DubbahBlanks If you spend your whole time thinking about how awful things are not only do you make no progress, but your only more miserable.

[tjblyden]

yall the white man is going into slavery read revelation 13:10

[SC1337]

@tjblyden the bible is a fairytale book

[tjblyden]

@SC1337 that's what u think .when black jesus come and destroy america .u see christianity makes the bible feel like a fairly tale

[SC1337]

@tjblyden have fun living a delusion

[tjblyden]

@SC1337 are u white

[argeon6969]

@tjblyden Face it, The Bible is just a very crude historic book mixed with mythological events and characters.

[tjblyden]

@argeon6969 you got to see that christinanity is fake they is make the bible feel fake with there own philosophies that religion fake.the kjv is the truth the bible never talk about no snake talking and did u know that joseph and mary had sex. jesus came form the seed of david.

[Elementer117]

I can only imagine black heaven.

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

This is the most racist 2 min of my life...

[prettiestgirleva445]

Omg i was in school said i was white but im just lightskin and have long hair

[nightmarewolf18]

That jus pissed me off

[smokcho]

@nightmarewolf18 why? bcs you are a black warrior?

[xxmvpmanxx]

LOL

[cilomanfreebsd]

LOL