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  • SUCK IT!

  • Penguins what the Fuck Joe

  • I like how the guy in te middle blows up hahahhahahaha

  • Lol

  • i like this. but, the fuck is this shit?

  • To Nick Nolte we beg for forgiveness....AMEN!

  • WHAT IS WITH ALL THE COMMENTS QUOTING WHAT YOU JUST LOOKED AT!!??? Not just on this one, but every YouTube with any sort of amusing content. Shut up, old man. It's not your world.

  • 4:03 Is it bad that I laughed?

  • I am confused, yet somewhat aroused, all at the same time...

  • 1st guy: do you like monkeys? 2nd guy: No. 1st guy: well i like monkeys... alot... teeheehee!

  • Nick Nolte rules. YEAH!!!!

  • micel jaksens monkey at : 18

  • for 2 dollars and a shot of jeuiger meister a gsypy woman told that in 10 seconds after i leave earth the gay judges head will explode for no apparent reason except to amuse the farting lesibian penguins of aquidar

  • Jeezumdankenan ahuhuhuhuh derrrrrrrrrr ahuhuhuh deerrrrrrrrr *cough**cough**cough* (dead)

  • the military industrial complex is a front for multinational corporations with sole purposes to conspire against Michal Jacksons munkeh

  • farting penguin of aquidar

  • for two dollars and a shot of yagermot an ancient gysey women 10 seconds after i leave this earthly plane the gay judges head will explode

  • SUCK IT!

  • These videos are wayyyyyyy better when your stoned

  • I don't speak spanish.

  • Want a plot to your story/ Read a book, this is Joe Cartoon!

  • What really sucks is, it's passed 2005 and hollywood is stillll here!

  • that judge in the scarf sonds like a gay homer simpson...almost.

  • so, despite there only being 2 judges left, the special gerbil with the sword in its head won?

  • I'm sorry but I just don't get this :/

  • Mustve been high as fffffffffuuuuck to make this shit up.

  • McNulty rules! Yeah!

  • OMG!!!! IS THE RUNWAY OK?!

  • 4:03 LOL I'm so stoned lol

  • Insert quote

    Thumbs up.

  • to nik nolty we pray 4 4givness aaaaaaaaaaaaamennnn lmfao

  • SUCK IT!!!

  • eheheh stupid monkey

  • Noooooooooooooo! Why? Why? Why.. y? LOOOOOL xD

  • JINGENMUHUMJENUMDAYNDEMUMDAYN HUHUHUHUHUH DAYYYYYYYYYYYYN DAYN UHH *cough* *cough* ... *cough* *falls*

  • you can pick the 3rd guy out of a line up. just like that closet gay kid at school. you be just like "straight, Straight, *points finger* that guys gay"

  • the judge on the right is weird. the one in the middle is gay and weird...but the one on the left is chhhiilllll

  • OMG im a peguin LMAOROFLCOPTER xD

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  • The Military Industrial Complex Is A Front For Multinational Corporations Whose Sole Purpose Is To Conspire Against Michael Jackson's Monkey

  • To Nick Nolty we pray for forgiiiiiiiiiiiivneeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeesss........aaaaaaaaaaaa­aameeeeeeeeeeeen

  • 4:34-4:46 is an epic suiside and funny

  • lo

    

  • that man slut tom cruise

  • 4:45 a smile face :)

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  • "Will work for head"

  • I am starting a foundation to protect the farting lesbian penguins of ecuador. I dont know what the hell I would do if i saw a farting lesbian penguin, and why the hell would I be in ecuador.

  • i thought the scarf was macho

    well it aint macho

    no

    no

  • SUCK IT!

  • More than irritating. Less than euphoria. :3

  • i like how this is waaaay past the year 2005

  • Years of smoking crack as left me with half a brain, one testicle and short term memory loss.... Now where was I? Uhh.. Fuck it!

  • There are no penguins in Ecuador! It's above the equator!

  • HAHHAAHAH The farting lesbian penguins of Ecuador XD

  • pils

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Why?! Why?! Oh, my God! (sobs) (tosses sword and speeds towards it) (Stops) FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! (jumps, gets impaled by the sword and splattered)

  • suck it!

  • OH MY GOD.........ima penguin!!!

  • @howdyd000 First time I played Club Penguin, I said what you said :D

  • "Deeerdurdathudynamumduhhhhhha­deeeeerrrhuhdurrrrrrrrrr" 4:03-4:13

  • FREEDOM!!

  • hes like sseeexxyyy lol hes gay

  • thexthy

  • freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joe Cartoon is America .... Salad Fingers is Britain.

  • my favorite gerbil was at 4:20

  • Do You Like monkeys?

    No

    Well I Like Monkeys... Alot ;0

    Shutup!

  • 4:03-4:13

    and press 6 repeatedly

  • SEXY

  • just how high was this dude when he made this?

  • How do ppl find blood and gore funny...

  • @Sup3rJrek i wouldnt say we find the blood and gore funny thats just an added bonus to the gerbils killing themselves

  • When that first gerbil was talking, all I understood was "Michael Jackson's monkey."

  • i think you should be gagged promises promises

  • at the dawn of the year 2005 the east coast falls will show themselves and the oceans will swallow the hevendevil city of hollywood whose legacy is pornography pestilence and bad manners TO MICKNOLTY WE PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS AAAAMEEEEEEENNNN!!!!

  • @xstarxfoxx didnt happen yet tho did it... shaame :P

  • ppl turn on the audio transcribe button its funn at 4:03

  • "FREEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"

  • "suck it!"

  • At 4:18, the flamboyantly (not) gay judge flashes the number of coincidence.

  • SUCK IT! words of the late great gerbil man

  • XD

    "I was feeling a little naughty..."

    "You sure are."

    *giggles*

    Wow, the pink scarf didn't isn't gay, huh? I love you, JoeCartoon. I've been watching these videos since I was too young to get them. :p

  • Did he think I was gay? Uhhh you're not gay? Do I look gay to you? yeah you do. I do? yeah it's that scarf you have there it's kinda gay. Oh well I thought it was kind of macho. It aint macho. Well I still like it. Whatever. LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • i dont speak spanish lol

  • all hail Nick Nolte !!!!!!!!

  • mu•_•um  8==D Suck it!

  • Penguin FTW

  • OH MY GAWD, I'M A PENGUIN!

  • Make a Live and Let Dive III: Pole Valtin'

  • What the fuck did Micheal Jackson's monkey do to them?! O-o

  • last one was tha bst..great joe..

  • the last death was awesome xD

  • the second judge ALWAYS picks 0.ecept the last time.

  • the second judge ALWAYS picks 0.

  • i love the joe mamma one

  • "SUCK IT!" xD

  • "Sweet.. Why Can't I be a penguin!?" You are one! "Coool..."

  • jerjunkdynamitedermader hehhehheh duuuuuurrdurr cough cough...cough

  • @Ninjasaresuperior What'd he say? "I dunno.. I don't speak spanish.."

  • the last gerbal was SOOO EPIC!!!

  • god this is funny ...keep it up joe!...whhhhyyyy!

  • Will work for a head EPIC LOL

  • where do i find this sound effect please help 4:10

  • where can i find this sound effect please tell me 4:12

  • I am confused... yet somewhat aroused, all at the same time. XD

  • he is fucking gay

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  • SUCK IT

    

  • i like the retarded 1 that has a sword in his head

  • At the dawn of the year 2005, the east coast faults will show themselves and the oceans will swallow the heathen devil children city of hollywood whos legacy is pornography, pestilance, and bad maners! To Nick Nolte we pray for forgiveness! Amen!

  • @FedoraRanger Judge 1:Nick Nolte Rulz Yeah!

    Judge 2: Amen Brother

    Judge 3: why arent we talking about that little man slut tom cruise now there's a hotty

  • lol "will work for head" best part...of the movie :)

  • @johndragon15

    He is the gay one.

  • sexxxyyyyyyy 

  • freedom !!!!!!!!! :) lol

  • FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!

  • OMFG @ 3:47

  • im sorry i too dont speak spanish

  • wow i thought the 3rd judge was gay

  • conspire against michal jacksons MONKEY

  • against michal jacksons MONKEY

  • oh no im a penguin mift tyoe rhute

  • SUCK IT

  • for 2 dollars a a shot of yegermister an ageing gipsy women informed me that approximatly ten second after i leave this earthly plane the gay judge head will explode for no particulr reason another than it will most assuraly amuse the farting lesbian penguins of ecuador

  • @xstarxfoxx Best... Reason to do this... EVER!

  • FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • my fav is. suck it

  • the farting lesbian penguins of equador (")> <(")

  • the military industrial complex has a front whos sole purpose is to conspire against mike jacksons monkey LOL SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

  • 2:04 was the best part! XDDDD

  • the third judge is gay

  • 4:03 LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HE FUQKING REDTARDED HAHAHAH xDDDD

  • that was great....

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  • LOL GAY JUDGE HEAD EXPLODE !!!

  • COOL ...... FEELS WEIRD!

  • years of smokin crack has left me half a brain, one testicle and short term memory loss ..... where was I? ..... OH *fuck it*!

  • Why Are We Talking About that Little Slut: TOM CRUSSE! Now That A Hottie Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr Roflmao

  • #3's Tha Best

  • 0:50 Disturbing, Pathetic, SEXY

  • The last one with him screaming

    "FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOM"

    Was just too funny!

  • OHMIGOD, I'm a penguin!

    lol wtf?

  • lmao its so gross but funny at the same time

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

    why

    oh why

  • LMFAO Will Work For Head

  • omgthe 4. one ^^

  • why everytime i go to the website it goes straight to the utube channle

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  • Favorite line: For 2 dollars and a shot of yagermiester an aging gypsie woman informed me that approximetly 10 seconds after i leave this earthly plain the gay judges head will explode for no particular reason other than it will most assuredly amuse the farting lesbian penguins of ecuador.

  • hey y cant i be a penguin! >:( lol xD poor hamster gibble things :(

  • thumbz up for the farting lesbian penguins from eqaudor

  • the third judge fuck mmonkeys

  • penguins WTF!?!?!?!

  • WE NEED THE SITE BACK!!!!

  • FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • noooooooooooo ohoh whywhywhy oh my god FREEDOM BLZTS lol

  • That was 5 minutes and 13 seconds of disturbing-ness.

  • The last one was the best!

  • i could watch it again...and again...:D

  • i love how he says monkay

  • JAGERMEISTER

  • 3:08 How's that for irony.

  • freedom !!!!

    slush

  • They need ObaMaCare

  • lol clubpenguin AT 2:40

  • lol

  • this vid is asom and SEXY! :)

  • well no duh

  • THE THIRD JUDGE IS GAY I THINK

  • @CelesteCorpse The pink bowtie and the half mans half womans voice and you "think" hes gay...quit thinkin and half some sense he is gay!!

  • @CelesteCorpse Hes not gay pffft -.-

  • @CelesteCorpse second

  • @CelesteCorpse it is the secound

  • @CelesteCorpse and yet his head didn't explode.

  • @CelesteCorpse i thought it was the second one O.O

  • @CelesteCorpse he is hahaha

  • lol