could somebody for me (and others) write down english subtitles? maybe some sentences only, i cant distinguish some of words there thank you very much in advance :)
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
"if i could see that would look cool, but since i cant it is not.... i dooo have a magical staff watch this...." *smashed his stick on the ground* "WAHPUSHH WAAAAASSSHH WEUWEUWEU DADADADADYEDADADADADYE.. whirlwind, thunder, lightning.... DADADADA.. my magic can shake castles..." *walks to the camera and shakes it* "...that was a coool huh? i been workin on dat fo 6 weeks"
loooooooooooooooool had to come back to watch this
zelastjoker 4 days ago
It Tizzzzzzzz I
ClassicTubeTV 1 week ago
IT IS I!
Gengen0711 2 weeks ago
@Gengen0711 no, it's "IT IS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
cave9995 2 weeks ago
THE WIZARD IS COACH HINES!!!!!!!!
1Beast1Mode1Rah1Rah1 2 weeks ago
damn this is lame
3732334 2 weeks ago
BOOBIES!!!:D
21gallegg 3 weeks ago
SHIT THAT MATERRIAL BROTHER
mrxai658 3 weeks ago
DONT WORRY IT CAN BE TOUGHT I BELIEVE IN YOUR SKILLS MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER OR SISTER I THINK I SUPPOSE SO I GUESS
mrxai658 3 weeks ago
WTF ITS A BITCH ?????
mrxai658 4 weeks ago
ITS KUNG FU KIDS
mrxai658 4 weeks ago
You cry like a woman!!!!!!!!!
MrBurntMeat 1 month ago
@MrBurntMeat you mean poop like a woman :D
mrxai658 4 weeks ago
@mrxai658 uhhhh.....what?
MrBurntMeat 3 weeks ago
Pai meis brother in law -__-
YouMilksHD 1 month ago
This is just as good as the lotr
doujinftw2 1 month ago
93 people couldn't free the prisoners.
LyleVertigo 1 month ago
NEWS FLASH DING-DONGS IM BLIND!!!ok,yeah thanks for the heads up on the spiral stair case
stonecoldsnoopy 1 month ago 25
HAKUDOSHI HAKUDOSHI!
Asia0Lee 1 month ago
lol the boob grabbing is so funny
TheJazuma 1 month ago
can't still believe they cancelled a great show like this! while the wtf show "keep up with the Kardashians"is still airing. o_0
TheAmazingJelly 1 month ago
IT IS AAYYYYY!!!
THE BLIIIND KUNG FU MAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
cmak5 1 month ago 3
god...bobby lee is so not funny...he tries SOOOOO hard tho
jcfbell3001 1 month ago
I watch madtv with my stepbrother when i was 6 and I still remeber this being my first mad parody i saw
Mrsonicdude100 2 months ago
Lol, he looks like a Taoist. :)
NYtassu 2 months ago
he looks like the kung fu master from from Kill Bill
JaeChoi94 2 months ago
Then why did you make me do the East, West, South thing?
PhantoMNiGHT321 2 months ago
ahaha boynunda nazar boncuğu var la
MrYuceler 2 months ago
YOUR 2 PRISONERS! I MUST FREE THEM!
silverfro2481 2 months ago
lawl hahah omfg i cant breath
colemister12345 3 months ago
@ jhiggs99 NO reely
theshortstack99 3 months ago
' the 2 prisoners, I MUST FREE THEM !'
soefhweuihsusd 3 months ago 4
The evil guy is coach hines :D
jhiggs909 3 months ago 5
I cracked up when he screamed "IT IS I!!!!!" LOL
OldSkoolgamerz 3 months ago
could somebody for me (and others) write down english subtitles? maybe some sentences only, i cant distinguish some of words there thank you very much in advance :)
IOPhaser 3 months ago
boobs O.o free touch...awesome
mb00088877 4 months ago
He is SOOO CUTEEE!!
care2much2 4 months ago
Ahhh it's a SWIFFAH DUSTAAAAHHHHH!!!!! XD lol!
MusicalFan25 4 months ago
That shit stupid
thejuman21 4 months ago
i like how bobby lee looks like pom mei from kill bill lol
Vassild 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahaha
jorge04010401 4 months ago
This was always my favorite skit for MadTV
Shame it had to cancel though
ReversableX 4 months ago
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rasool306 4 months ago
colder colder, what are you doing? *bobby lee touches breast* hahaha!
woodone007 4 months ago 5
they should have taught bobby kungfu
Ncproductionsful24 4 months ago
Bobby Lee was the least funny character on Mad TV. Fact
ImpureContagion 4 months ago
I bet nobody gets the necklace of omnipotence joke
kbd668 4 months ago
nice tits ...^^
Joshi6121996 5 months ago
I remembered this, this was the 1st ever clip i ever saw from MadTv and ever since i started to watch the show. Very sad that they ended.....
MrChesseitz 5 months ago
LOL 2 prisoners i must free them!!! lolololol
KoreanSushi1998 5 months ago
MY MAGIC CAN SHAKE CASTLE!!!! DADADADE!!! ehhh that was cool huh i was working on that for 6 weeks XD
ALEX5545823 5 months ago
"he ta ta ta teee"
oobaby85 5 months ago
good luck with your feather duster XD
KillCrash1 5 months ago
"Your two prisoners.. I MUST FREE THEM!"
RedXSkii 5 months ago
Lee Sin´s father
CSKernel 5 months ago
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yungwas 5 months ago
"AHH, IT'S A SWIFFER DUSTER! DAMMIT!"
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MultiRobert8 5 months ago
your two prisoners...i must free them...
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PuscasuEduard 5 months ago
Lol pei mei saves beatrix and kills grandelf
saltyninja01 6 months ago
If I could see it..it would be cool, but I can't so it's not...LMAO
BryBlunt 6 months ago
Lol
azriza2002 6 months ago
"i will kick it old school and use kung - fu ha!! staff do not betray me HAAKAARAAIICHAII HAKADAICHAI DAI DAI DAI"
hash6525 6 months ago 4
OMG that was the best. Bobby has to be the cutest on MadTV
hide230 6 months ago
4:54 2 prisoners i must free them
hp7master 6 months ago 89
Gandalf isn't a bad guy.
blacksamurai20 6 months ago
It is I!!!! lol
TheThefury 6 months ago
"HA YOU SCREAM LIKE A WOMAN" "That's because I AM a woman." LOL! XD
TrueHeart91 6 months ago
"your two prisoners i must free them!"
cobyquartz 6 months ago 5
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daddyfatsack97 6 months ago
now how would invisibility help the blind?
MaleficDan 7 months ago
the 2 prisoners i must free them looooooool
no1inurheart 7 months ago 2
Lololololololololololol lololololololololololol lololololololololololol
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BillieJolene1 7 months ago
3:23 My Magic Can Shake Castles FTW
Ohmages 7 months ago 103
hahaha its the ....swifter duster :p
couzins4lyfe123 7 months ago
Howd He get in the Tower...
Patrick4966534 7 months ago 2
lmao. "my magic can shit castles!"
SoraTenshi 7 months ago
@SoraTenshi he said shake...lol
Nutmeg1113 7 months ago
So This Story Is Between A Princess, A Blind Old Guy, And A... Black Wizard?
0XScourgeX0 7 months ago
i found it funny when bobby drops the thing in lava, you can hear it hit the ground xD
seanecw123 7 months ago 2
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airbornes96 7 months ago
AHH IT'S A SWIFTER DUSTAH!!
selena4003 8 months ago
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DrawingRedBed 8 months ago
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its funny at 1:05 THE SWIFTAKIFTA!!!!!
DrawingRedBed 8 months ago
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DrawingRedBed 8 months ago
what is the name of the episode?
icytadbull 8 months ago
hejehe!-
thylane101 8 months ago
it is I...ZOOM lol
jogwolf 8 months ago
He looks like Osama bin Laden ;P
kottevandebroek 8 months ago
no zit, you use proactiv?? HHAHAHAHA
sprylittlething 9 months ago
Elderly Coach Hines vs Elderly (and blind) Yamanashi! XD
rkmugen 9 months ago
I replayed the part where he fell at the beginning like twenty times
DawnOfThaDusk 9 months ago
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
AOCaspa 9 months ago
This skit must be the reason They got Canceled.
MrSoAwesomness 9 months ago
bobby lee is da best!! XD
psycho0550 10 months ago 103
"it is I ! the blind kung fu master !" LOL!!!
anntyven 10 months ago
ThaaT just Fu*cking rocks XD xD XD
MsPlayerMaxSkills 10 months ago
3:14 "Takatakadee" ROFL
Crashayness 10 months ago
i love this guy
philippelequellec 10 months ago
"Random line from the video" lmao.
TacoStoneProduction 10 months ago
IT IS IIIIIIIIIII !!!
i almost died of laughing there xD
ZzTVLzZ 10 months ago 2
OMG!!!
koolcat815 10 months ago
dude i drooled too much by watching this LMFAO
HwoarangFan2010 10 months ago
4:43 ficken
iwantsexbaby666 10 months ago
lol
TheElm1ke 10 months ago
i wish i can the girl's breast omg make my dick steam DAM IT ltr im gonna find my girlfriend and touch hers ZZ make me feel like it DAM !!
motorgran12 10 months ago
Kung Fu master: "Behold the blade of ogodoes" (if thats how u spell it LOL)
Evil Wizard:"What are you going to dust my lair.....
Kung Fu master:" Dust why would you...say.....that.....AHHH ITS A SWIFTER DUSTER! LOL
massimo094 11 months ago
1;27 bitch thinks the master's crazy LOL
SeaDollarsBertram 11 months ago
I wonder how Aya Shimeimaru would react on that and hahate de don would say...
mrxai658 11 months ago
His "blind" eye alternates sides of his face in other episodes.
divixmage 11 months ago
Hey look it's Gandalf The Yellow (Gandalf The Blind)! XD
Condom007of007Solace 11 months ago
ah the good old days
hayateharu 11 months ago
IT IS IIII!!!
Stranglehold432 11 months ago
Chuck Norris + The blind kung-fu master= Pure Awesomeness!!!!
elhero213 11 months ago
He would totally kick Chuck Norris's ass
kriss634 11 months ago
Da Two Prizonerz hahahahahahaa
TheCvC7 1 year ago
hahaha 3:10...
jahinaz 1 year ago
lol its pai mei from kill bill
batdude122 1 year ago
"Your two prisoners; I must free them!"
Ezekiel25l7 1 year ago
madtv got very pretty girls
bostonhomeland 1 year ago
i must free the prisons lol epic
taherx2008 1 year ago
MY MAGIC CAN SHAKE CASTLE!
ODST327 1 year ago 4
If I could see, it would look cool, but since I can't, it's NOT!
ODST327 1 year ago 2
I think he can whoop Jet Li.
guitarpro117 1 year ago
Funniest Kung Fu master of all time!!!
ericledezma31 1 year ago
Pai Mei from Kill Bill
RoundHouseRecords 1 year ago
the fall was just epic i loved it
ARAFELI 1 year ago
Pei Mei?
kevinhxc441 1 year ago
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unstopableguy1 1 year ago
I always wondered if the skits of the Blind Kung Fu Master were based on an actual character in movies.
revacohen 1 year ago
lol i will a kicked it ol school and use kung fu
foof666 1 year ago
is it me or does that beotch look HOT as a princess??
SuperXCLUSIVE23 1 year ago
``it is IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII`` !!! HAHAHA
crystalpurple 1 year ago
she look like zelda :P
hellcomingfromhell 1 year ago 2
this is how asian people look wen they grow old.....haha
wingersx 1 year ago
your two prisoners i must free them
B0riqual0ven 1 year ago
lol, akaleeji! akaleeji! XD at 2:12
megamoneybags 1 year ago
i allmost pissed myself 3:15
winniethepoowhole135 1 year ago
76 people have swiffah dustahs!!!!!
EvilEmpireStudios 1 year ago
yooooooooooooooo this shit is hilarious thi need mre views
dboied 1 year ago
okay if he's blind how did he know where he went 1:30
TheIamswedish 1 year ago
@TheIamswedish HE IS FEELING HIM
MegaKiller4ever 1 year ago
@TheIamswedish It's a comedy, relax.
blarson12 1 year ago
@TheIamswedish Anyway when he was blowing like Is it from the east he was blowing at west or is it at the west he was blowing from the east
Haxxtt 1 year ago
@TheIamswedish true.
BabyDarlingFace 1 year ago
".. who dares to challenge me..... IT IZ EYE!"
ilovethecity7 1 year ago
Aw I would of been all "Oh sorry the princess isn't here, she's in another castle".
MissJ1nsu 1 year ago
If I saved her I would proabably do her while she was chained.
TimeForFunnz 1 year ago 3
3:18 xDXD
MangoMilkShake100 1 year ago
Wooo a wind from the east,now a wind from the west!!!!! Lol
Adamkhang18 1 year ago
your two prisoners... i must free them!
danielchakraborty30 1 year ago 3
lol i want that as my ring tone "IT IS I!!!!!!" =P
milkduds999 1 year ago
If I could see that would look cool, but since I can't it's not =)))
Narucraft 1 year ago
2 prisoners i must free them XD
clubpenguin12345678 1 year ago 3
the wizard kind of looks like osama binladin
baseballplayer9358 1 year ago
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baseballplayer9358 1 year ago
One of the funniest mad tv skits ever
TimeForFunnz 1 year ago
@TimeForFunnz have u check out "bobby lee dragon hunter?" that one is pretty funny too.
gammatnt 1 year ago
HAHAHAH ''AH ITS A SWIFFER DUSTER'' HAHAHAH
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"if i could see that would look cool, but since i cant it is not.... i dooo have a magical staff watch this...." *smashed his stick on the ground* "WAHPUSHH WAAAAASSSHH WEUWEUWEU DADADADADYEDADADADADYE.. whirlwind, thunder, lightning.... DADADADA.. my magic can shake castles..." *walks to the camera and shakes it* "...that was a coool huh? i been workin on dat fo 6 weeks"
LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
animeluislover 1 year ago
"The two prisoners i must free them" 4:53 lmao
asianinvastion 1 year ago 201
@asianinvastion indeed hahahahaha
mrxai658 11 months ago
@asianinvastion he must be kidding us, without a doubt there are no "two prisoners" in there if you guys do know what I mean! >_>
carlosroberto366 7 months ago
isnt he BLIND
gred7n 1 year ago 4
looks like Pai Mei
786myfist 1 year ago 3
@786myfist xacctly
kirangopalakrishnan 1 year ago
your two prisoners !! i must free them !!!
siaokiller 1 year ago 40
73 people will be attacked! by the blind kung fu master....
darkwrath85 1 year ago
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@darkwrath85 that and they cry like a woman
Ziggman2g 1 year ago
omg there two prisoners i must free them.
no.no!
2489death 1 year ago
ZOMFG LMMFAO ORGASM!!!!!!!
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 1 year ago
Newsflash ding-dong I'm blind, OK? Thanks for the heads up on those spiral steps.
Gi1BrO 1 year ago
I almost died of laughter when he said the blind kung fu master
101dashiznit 1 year ago
IT IS I! THE BLIND KONG FU MASTER!!
NirvanaIsMyLife96 1 year ago
lol!!! "what is this? your two prisoners, i must free them!".
sautterboy1 1 year ago 2
3:57 hilarious!!!!
frenzy145 1 year ago
"This aint communnity service. Do you see me with a orange vest picking up trash?" Priceless.....
frenzy145 1 year ago
@frenzy145 i started crying at that part cuz it was soo funny XD
animeluislover 1 year ago