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  • 150 people are skanky hoes, they don't know anything. They're girls. They only know how to make sandwiches, and clean stuff and buuy shoes and tampons and play Barbie LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:)

  • Thanks Halo Reach for ruining the best game on XBL

  • my fave part is @ the end of the movie where m4stur ch33f says hes gonna eat todds face and he screams like a pussy!

  • Wanna do it again? D--- RIGHT SON

  • >:) Serious face

  • 8 shouldve been 3, 2, or 1

  • nice ass baby!!

    shhhh!!!

    stfu!!!!!!!

    lol favorite part

  • I wish Reach would crash and burn. Then everyone would go on Halo 3 servers again and it would be back to the good old days. I miss Halo 3. It will always be the est game ever.

  • I knew my fav moment was best!

  • Nice ass baby. SHHHHHHHHHH STFU

  • shoop da woooooooop

  • SHUT UP SK4NKY HO! WTF WUD U NO N E WAY UR A GIRL U ONLY NO HWO 2 MARK SAMMICHES ADN CLEEN STUFF ADN BUY SHO3Z ADN TAMPONZ ADN PLEH BARBIE OOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLO­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • o hai

  • HELLO I AM MASTUR CHEEF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!­!!

  • ah, the original arby n the chief. way before they were TOSERS. nostalgic.

  • SHUT UP SK4NKY HO

    WTF WUD U NO N E WAY

    UR A GIRL

    U ONLY NO HWO 2 MAEK SAMMICHES ADN CLEEN STUFF ADN BUY SHO3Z ADN TAMP0NZ ADN PLEH BARBIE LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLOLLOL­OLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLO­LLOLLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLO­LOLOLLOLOLlllolololollollolol.­..

  • i'm chargingg ma laserss!!lolololololololololol­oolololololololol

  • bossbossbossbossbossboss

  • woops

    8:14

  • 6:14 no.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • i r guy who gun teech u lesson

  • Best Machinma? He clearly forgot about Red vs Blue.

  • @ImDannyK I kind of enjoy Arby 'n' the Chief more though :I

  • @ImDannyK he said up to date

  • @access14 Red vs Blue has been out for 10 years now

  • @ImDannyK scary how time flies 8/

  • You only know how to make sammiches, that's fucked up but that's funny lol

  • omgwtfbbq

  • i just noticed master chief must be a relly good sniper because he no scouped that red dude fast!(:

  • The computer voices make it 10 times funnier >.<

  • J-johnny to my left.FUCK THAT I WANT CHIEF TO MAKE MY WEDDING A KICKASS WEDDING :D

  • I swear on my life that was me who shot him in #2 when he was playing the game. lol not joking

  • The ONLY funny Machinima ever.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLKLOLOLOLOLL­OLOLLLOLLO

  • You should of shown the cookie inside of cock off doody 4 modirn wurfurrr (can also be called modirn gayfuckstupid)

  • Best lines are:

    MY ROFL-COPTER GOES SOISOISOISOISOI!

    I am the Arbiter ... Mother fucker .

    IM CHARGIN MA LAZAAAA !

    'What the hell was that !?'  1 KICKASS WEDDING !

  • Damn Right Son!

  • Rofl lamp lololololololollollollollololo­llolollollollo

    Inference

  • halo 3... where did the good times go...

  • Someone. For the love of God. Destroy that warthog!

  • @LastODSTStanding

    dont you mean puma?

  • @saw4650 chupathingy if you please

  • @saw4650 Is that what the winter varient is called? Cause I'm not sure...

  • @LastODSTStanding

    red vs blue joke.

    nice vids btw. I'm subscribing

  • @saw4650 Cool, but nah, I haven't seen very many Red Vs Blue, even though they're classics.

  • Wanna do it again? Damn right son.

  • i r guy

    who gon teech u lesson

  • lol arbiter "high five!' *holds up 4 fingers

  • wedding = laughing so hard my heart blew up then was glued back

  • @Thesoulreplay LSHMHBUTWGB is teh abbreviation happy face :D

  • omgwtfbbq

  • daft punk ftw!

  • Don't miss Halo 3, go play it! Thumbs this up, and go play Halo 3! Time to bring back the king of shooters!!

  • I think #4 should have been number 1

  • I never get any thumbs up :(

  • xD Damn right son

  • #1 was epic

  • Thumbs up if No.10 should've been 1!

  • no 1 it had 2 be

  • hello? :(. lol

  • #4 was my fav

  • i miss halo 1 2 and 3 fuck reach. ( i didnt say reach waznt fun tho)

  • @camyd1043

    So why do you wanna fuck it then? -__-

  • my rofl coptor goes SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOI SPAM ALLERT

  • @halofreak908 And my rofl knife goes SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE­SLICESLICES

    SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE

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    XD

  • i remember when this was what machinima was. i miss the old days.

  • dayum raite sooon

  • lolololollolololololololollolo­loloollololoollololololololo0l­o0l0ol0llololoolololololllolol­olololololololololollollololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololllllllloololoolololollollo­llollololoolollolololololololo­llolooooolololololololololollo­llolololollllololololoolloollo­lololloloololololollololol

  • Suprised that the ending scene of the Arby n the chief movie wasn't in there

  • i don't agree with your top 10, if you wanna do this for arby n the chief, then just make a top 1 where you show he whole series..

  • What about roflknife?? :D

  • You really have to do something like this again for seasons 4 and 5

  • lol I knew from the beginning what #1 would be.

  • I CAN"T REMEMBER THE EPISODE WHERE CHIEF STROKES ARBY WITH A DICK!

  • @MrDarthJinx mail room 1 or 2

  • weedings is #1 by far good :) its os funny i died

  • OMGWTFBBQ Most Remembered catch phrase EVAR!

  • I LUV 4 IZ MAH FAV XP

  • Anybody else get a Kiwi commercial?

  • the wedding takes the win.

  • i r guy

    who gon t33ch u less0n

  • wanna get rid of ads? check out my channel. I have a tut on how.

  • @zztop5911 what to get rid of people like this guy? piss him off so he gets the f of youtube

  • @MLGHaloKid :)

  • @zztop5911 what? it's true right?

  • im looking for the clip where he draws the dick on the white board and i cant find it :( . Anyone know which episode its from?

  • @VIsupIV "Aces and Spaces", I think that is the episode you are talking about

  • @VIsupIV Its season 5

  • 06:57 sudo make me a sandwich

  • lolololololol

  • what about the one where he smokes lucky charms? lmao tht wuz the shit

  • I understand that Youtube needs commercials to stay free, but when these 30 second bullshit Sony "make believe" commercials come on, i mean wtf im watching a goddam video on the internet not a 1 hr episode of Lost or something

  • omgwtfbbq

  • this is over done

  • I knew wedding was gonna be 1

  • it wuz sdrawkcab 10 iz best

  • he er... didnt actually have the flag. . .

  • @eddp777 if u knew arby n the chief u would know that he explained it that it glitched and didnt work...its on the commentary for it..

  • @TheLoosersProds oh yea i remember him saying something about that. cheers (Y)

  • @eddp777 lol i was wondering why there wasnt a flag it seemed rather weird lol

  • number 1 so deserved to be number 1

  • Rofl copter! Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi!

  • hahaha #1 was the best scene ever. i laughed so hard and watched that episode at least 10 times i think. great countdown

  • i think the 2nd best scene should be where that guy masturbates and his parents come in his room

  • they didnt shot the cookie disc in cock of doody 4 :(

  • Thumbs up if this made you an Arby 'n' The Chief fan

  • number 8 should have been 1

  • @superkitty12345  oh you little fox

  • trololololo watch this with cc on ^^

  • My name is the Arbiter.

    Mother Fucker!

  • number one should be the episode 3 in season 7 (the question is whitch one of you mother fuckers wants to die first , that u can work out yourselves you go five seconds)

  • DAYUM RITE SOOOON -fist pump -

    I want to fist pump with master chief.

  • @toolatenow2k8 doesn't evry1?i do!

  • thumbs up if you knew it was the wedding moment 8D

  • mai roflcopter gose soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

  • lmfao @ the blue guy wen he dies. WABLABLABLUH

  • FUCK OFF ADVERTISMENTS!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH I FUCKIN CRIED

    "I r guy, who gon teach u a lesson"

  • I love chiefs rofl copter!!! XDXDXDXD

  • wow whats worst about advertisments when they show a wii commercial and a bunch of miis making puns

  • haha lol #1 is the wedding!!!!!!!

  • odst means oh damn! super tits

  • The wedding is AMAZING!

  • i like #7

  • 143 cant win halo

  • @arjentromp12 what the fuck did you even say?

  • o .o looks like the meta was in there

  • I think the number 1 should have been when chief tries to kill Todd and Travis. That scene isnt even in this video... Todd: What time is it? Chief: It R tiem 2 dai tod. tiem 2 dai... MAI ROFLKNIFE GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC

  • wanna do it again?

    damn right son!

    LOL

  • num 7 was cheesy as fuck

  • OMG # 1 made me ROFLLOLBBQBBQROFLCOPTERFTW!

  • I think that the ROFLcopter should have been number 2

  • thumbs up for infinite girl friends xD

  • # 10 - hello, .... sad face :(

    xD

  • Can you plz make a new version of this that would be really awesome :DD

  • number one was the best shit of all life!

  • i love #4

  • thumbs up if u miss the fun trumpet (or whatever it is idk) music and think john should bring it back and into the new season of arby n the chief o and also if u think greg should be in season 5 greg FTW

  • @tacoguy117 totally agree with u trumpet lolz ftw

  • I miss the Halo 3 days thumbs up if you do.

  • @GreenAcidProductions I miss the halo days in general. Black ops ruined it.

  • @GreenAcidProductions I miss the halo days in general. Black ops ruined it. WOOT DAFT PUNK IN EPISODE 1

  • @GreenAcidProductions Miss Halo 2 days more

  • @XxAtomic646xX ewww

  • @GreenAcidProductions Well those days are still living on, just start up Halo 3 and go on matchmaking and live on the old legendary moments

  • 143 are cod4 player

  • @Repticz no i play halo 3

  • Oh nvm, wedding is number 1 XD

  • 2:55 should of been number 1

  • I laughed as hell when Cheif said "Cum out u bitch" xDD

  • WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

    Now that made me laugh...

  • 6 was the funniest one! ROFLMFAO

  • Number one is truly the best, Arbiter and Chief become the Halo Wedding Crashers!

  • ROFL

  • lol mark 6 Mjolnir armor

  • my faveorite one wuz when chief wuz on cheats and the bunjie guy said. After our anti cheats measured this dick head he lit up like a fucking christmas tree :) FTW

  • MY ROFL copter goes SOISOISOISOI

  • wheres the one with that lil kid playing gta that was HILARIOUS

  • i think the sex ballons is the best

  • 0:03 skips ad and stupid Machinima intro.

    Thumbs up so everyone ells can benefit too

  • #5 :)

  • Arby n The Chief FTW IMAO

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  • i love adblock...

  • number 4 should be number 1 lollllllllllllllllllll!

  • "He´s 5 inches tall and stealing my girlfriend..." ^^

    LOL!!!!!!!

  • I love the part when Cortana hits Cheif! :D

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  • 143 people dont know what comedy is

  • No u!

  • thumbs up 00:01

  • vote up 00:1

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

  • THUMBS UP IF F5 DIDNT WORK

  • @XDlolzilla it restarted the advertisement

  • What about that scene in Conflict while doing GTA Online? That was funny as hell!

  • thats some funny ass shit lol