Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 22

[xxdavidhaloxx]

the first one is fucking funny you will die lmfao that was funny

[megabraedon]

0:20 DO YOU LIKE MEN LOL!!!

[superduperdude60]

DO YOU LIKE MEN!?!? XDDDD

[mcjoshio]

Gay marrige is ok with me XD

[CalGoneCrazy]

"Do you like MEN?"

5/5

[MattiasXL]

The first voicemail is TOTAL WIN.

[OMGitsDSypl]

gay maraige is okay with me!!!

[MrMeat31]

WHY ARE THEY BLOCKING WORDS??

[ExiStrife]

1:41

Is that the voice from Weebl and Bob?

[marsa008]

its all just stuff from family guy, god be orginal

[ThereGoesKitty]

alot of the ones in this episode were copys of old ones but with a small twist

[linkinCSA]

yeah that is gayness of the anus

[Skull97]

all the STI jokes are seriously getting old.

[KyubiNaruto12]

...Do you like MEN?

[rickwyles]

gay colored house.

GAY COLORED HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

Do you like men? lol

[stenchinator]

"I just found out I'm retarded, so yeah, you might wanna get yourself checked out."

[pokey9989]

Bob Dylan? o-o

[WTFFacestab]

0:37 ftw LOL

[gideon1452]

it does

[strife437]

is 1:42 suppose to be an imitation of the ppl from spore?? cause its pretty damn good!

[gideon1452]

it does

[metalteehth8]

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[thepowditchinator]

i concur.

[BurnieBurned]

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[goodwork234]

are they over?

[HALOFAN804]

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[darkraverTC]

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[reVerse22productions]

OMG TRIANGLES!! :)

[SuicidalFerret]

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[mastera1993]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY? THATS BULLSHIT!

[oldeyeman]

the first on sounds like the master!

[thorpure166]

1:42 lol that was fucking random

[wowrules39]

so was I, with your mom last night LUL

[mengskiller]

ahh... i guess voicemail is from PG to GP!!!! hahaha!! now all ages can view the series... keep up the good work machinima!!!

P.S. otherwise don't bother censoring, anyway :)) lololololololol!!! (tha suckr laff.)

DIE Arcturus Mengsk!

[NATHANIEL9293]

1:42 WTF factor +50!!

[apetersen219]

why thats bull shit! lol

[getmeadonut]

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[khano88]

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even cooler :)

[weezlz]

fuckin family guy reference

[hehepker]

1:56 that is from family guy that idiot just copied it

[AdrianPetersonFan369]

the first one cracks me up every time.

[cameronxxcollision]

BEEEP machinima. Why the BEEP do you keep... wait wut the BEEP i cant leave curses on comments? WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!?!?!??!?!?!?!?­!

[govols1199]

no more sensoring and make a new one

[Je11yb3aner]

no sencoring!!!!

[OrigSilverTorch]

you know, sometimes censoring is funnier. It leaves more to the imagination.

[Jrdarknessking]

Holy Shit! Thats me at 1:21 I didnt think that I would make it on it!!! This is cool... I sent that message a long time ago though! Its still cool though! Thanks Machinima!!! " I tried 2 do a little cool rap about machinima kicking everyones ass " ( I was bored lol )...

[Boomerman2K4]

Whats with all the Bleeps.......i couldent tell what they were even saying in one of them...TO MANY BLEEPS! Anyway...Very nice vid...had me LOLing at some points.

[snakepit000]

Since when did they start censoring crap?

[FacelessDavisk]

I think the bleeps are funnier for some reason...

[Artinas]

they are indeed :D

[meman456]

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[petrolacosaurus]

llol do u like men?

[kraigrules]

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[tedrupi]

i couldn't understand a thing the red elite said

[BreakerSizzle]

GAY MARRIAGE IS OKAY WITH ME

[BloodyRoxas13]

The first video was so sincere, gentle, simple...

and then he suddenly asks "Do you like men?"

[NightRider2k8]

soooo, these are new ones

cos i sent in about 3 messages about a month ago, and they have never been put up

wtf

mine were awesome

[0m3nkill3r]

The first message made me luagh my ass off.

[pivot1022]

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[onsnitzil]

nice ill put it on my channel

[FatrixMaster]

Give them a what? haha

[marcsman07]

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[HaloWarsFreak]

hmmmm do all the voice mails make it in at some point.

[I3agle3yeI]

no more audio sensors!!

[AdrianPetersonFan369]

i luv the first one lmao.

[lmenop]

boo the one at 2 was garbage! they stole it directly from family guy

[ktaps12]

I wish people would stop making std and chuck norris jokes they were funny the first time but not the 24th

[Nazuris]

I'm so glad there back!

:D

[Alanphyter]

whores slapin each other around covered in oil thats hot lol

[Sharkpredator]

oh my god i just thought of the perfect thing to say, buahahahahahahahaaaa!

[TheCr1mson]

Change the info to

"Voicemails are back, and now christian friendly!"

Jeez leweeze.

[kamakasiekilla]

iv sent thiease guys 3 voicemails on xbox live and do i see theme on the dame no, show f*** u machinima lol

[HaloWarsFreak]

its a little true. I sent a friking funny message to machinima com and not yet.Gemertag:Super spartin6

make sure its going to machinima com.

[disturbed764]

Beeping out the swears is gay fuck you guys

[BrandtizBack]

all the jokes r the same... "i think you should get yourself checked" or "i am gay"... try picking some different ones i know theres millions more u can pick from. try to not only pick the gays ones. 2 stars for unorginality

[CrazyCircumstances]

I know the dude that said "I think you should get yourself checked" XD

[NyneOfKlubs]

Yeah... so why don't you send in something original? If not stop complaining then?

[Bowser1213]

maybe he doesn't have an xbox, and he's right, this show needs more original stuff, like the oil one, or the first voicemail.

[CrazyCircumstances]

Will! Its Neo!

[CrazyCircumstances]

Will, Its Neo!!

[sparkpluggers]

NO GODDAMN BLEEPS! it makes it funny

[cjjelly]

DONT TAKE OFF THE BLEEPS!! it makes it ten times funnier

use your imagination! hahaah great video

[magicianscratch]

TAKE OFF THE BLEEPS!!!!

[BxDueceDueceKilla]

This vidoe isn't as good as the others, you can't hear what most of the people are saying and they cut out the curses so that just makes it harder to understand.

[goalieur]

Thats alls

machinima!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Killaboiii121]

this shit is funny lol lol lol

[guitarheroman6459]

lol lol

[McPenguin97]

LOL

[antospad14]

They need subtitles, i duno wtf they're saying in sum ;|

[ThisIsMyElementVideo]

HOLY SHIT

THEY DIDN'T PUT MINE IN

That's bullshit!!

[MoochmasterP]

you're not the only one :'(

[Bowser1213]

lol this was awesome, the censor makes i funnier in some clips

[ECWUSA1995]

yea it does, lol, really funny episode

[lane100100126]

omg.. the first one is so funny !! the one at :45 OWNED !!! lol

[ECWUSA1995]

yea it ws, i freakin laughed my ass off

[Licorish55]

you can do better...

[PohatuJr]

Was this the gay special?

[RJLupin6]

Right?

[eilon90]

everyone are gay in this voicemail machinima

XD

[Bra1nBust3r]

Sometimes its a smidge hard to understand what they are saying, subs next time please?

[mercilesstengo52]

I sent in two awesome Quality clips, but they always pick the same, boring unfunny shit, it's machinimas fault that this series is getting shit.

also, first one was inspired by fonejacker

[uberenigman]

lol, most cursingest episode yet!

[xSpartanWarrior117x]

This had to be the gayest one yet. Still funny though!

[shelbyelliott2]

y does everyone do the same damn jokes.....seriously its all ways "go get your self checked" or "im gay" or the other retrted ones that u see in every video....

[RCToThe3]

Sucks.

[TIMWH0]

lol

[FlogzaB]

Machinima.

This is absolute CRAP.

They were all talking about being gay and saying stupid crap.

THE BLEEPING WAS GAY.

And last of all, Machinima Bar and heaps of others were WAY better.

Peace out, and machinima.

im sending you a message about how pissed i am.

including the machinima bar

[kromax338]

hey, fuck you

[sirbackup]

almost everyone starts "hey machinima"... ppl think something else, or is it just machinima picking always those ones?

[Sweethead2]

Pretty ordinary

[CHRONICSM0K3R]

worst one yet.

[kyle09125]

once again fucking craptacular

[triplexxxsatyr]

After a whole g-ddamn month, you, machinima, have the fucking nerve to show up?

Here have a cookie.

[Dreinashi]

why wasn't I in this one! that's bullshit!

[govols1199]

ummm that was probably the worst episode ive seen honestly i don't like the bleeping out ........also these voicemails suck ass mine was way better

[umx48]

it was all gay

[midstar1820]

they have the censors for comedic effect

[skater4nater]

i think machinima blocks you if you send a bad voicemail cause my first one sucked but my others are fucking great and i never get on the show

[ubberdemon69]

i did not understand any of them

[Jmunny1237]

you dont fuck wit Bob Dylan...

5*

[Stankity]

Bob Dylan..... Classic, just, classic... That pretty much made me give it 5*.

[Techwrath]

It was funny, but the censors just made it annoying.

[DanishsUtube]

please dont censor it... we have a right to free speech in America, why not use it?

good vid, like always, just no censoring plz

[Bowser1213]

lol finally some fresh stuff

[tylercooley321]

lol i hope im on there one day

[phil8422]

lol that helmet is always the weird person or retard in all the videos lol

[flamingninjas]

omg you censored it unsensor its way funnier

[crackerjack10995]

finally a gay voicemails video bunch of guys acting retarded

[mageking042]

nice video lol

[itzMav3r1ck]

wow i thought mine would make it but no anyone else notice that the only thing that make it in VMT are the clips that talk about anal sex or erections ive seen like a thousand clips that say if you have an erection lasting more then four hours  blah blah blah and how many anal sex clips were in this episode like 5

[legit0shadow]

Censored....wow...that's kind of bad... i don't like it ... the beeping makes me want to turn it off...

[eruption777]

wtf i sent you grade A material featuring john lennon songs and u put the non original get yourself checked out joke! WHY? THATS BULLSHIT!

[muronelkaz]

i think that chest peice is...E.v.a and also i think that was a man wearing it.

[domincanorabido]

wait that chest piece at 1:57 looks unfamiliar, it looks different and curvy... OMG Machinima, WHY WOULD YOU HIDE A SEXY BOOB CHEST PIECE FROM US? YOUR LOYAL FANS

[CheesusTheGreat]

the one that looks like you have boobs is the E.O.D chest piece

[vista202]

I hate the BLEEPS WHOS FUCKIN IDEA IS THIS?

[robross1992]

"GAY MARRIGE IS OK WITH ME" lolololol

[EyeOfFireFILMS]

OH MY GOD! That was so subtle! It was perfect!

"You might wanna' get yourself checked out... yyyeahh- GAY MARIGE IS OK WITH ME!!!"

LMFAO!!!

[LordSwordbreak]

"Beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeep" it beeps all the time xD

[M64L64]

damn i thought mine would make it. ill keep trying=]

[WrexRyan]

lots of bleeps! 1:29 was ta bomb

[guitarphreak55]

the moral of the video is: We need more elite players!!! hehe

[kinkx27]

noooooooooooo they didnt add mine =[[[[[[[[

[DrDante32]

WHY??? THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

[40kchaoslord]

youll get in there, just keep trying

my friend got on one of these, it took him like 40 tries (literally)

[CodyIzAplayer]

the guy at 1:50 sounded like cartmen

[Sht4nky]

Lol, almost everyone was a sex joke with excessive bleeping! Great job Machinima!

[jackthemouseking]

not the best one. still funny at times though. :)

[xOIIalexIIOx]

lol what chest armor was that on 2:04

[Zealot556]

EVA

[Tomd183]

hahahaha

[conal19844444]

Kinda sucks, My one seriously was 10x better than this repetitive shit

[XSixClawX]

HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[saintstinks]

this is a bunch of gay jokes not really funny very repeditive

[ChaoticS7R]

yeah Machinima how dare you beep out my favorite (BEEP) words in the alphabet, I mean (BEEP) and then I might just be forced to stick a (BEEP) up your (BEEP) and you might have to get a walrus to (BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP) and then you'll drown in its (BEEP)(BEEP) and then everyone would be like "Oh Machinima just got (BEEP) and (BEEP) and then the (BEEP) that you (BEEP) will be like (BEEP) you Machinima you (BEEP)(BEEP)".

[t0d51]

WHYYYYYYYY THATS BULL(BEEP)

[AlphaShizz]

yeah Machinima how dare you beep out my favorite (BEEP) words in the alphabet, I mean (BEEP) and then I might just be forced to stick a (BEEP) up your (BEEP) and you might have to get a walrus to (BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP) and then you'll drown in its (BEEP)(BEEP) and then everyone would be like "Oh Machinima just got (BEEP) and (BEEP) and then the (BEEP) that you (BEEP) will be like (BEEP) you Machinima you (BEEP)(BEEP)".

[ThePersonofComents]

Do you like men?

[Sn3akyNapkinz]

scuba diving whatever you like............do you like men ? lol

[icosis89]

yeah Machinima how dare you beep out my favorite (BEEP) words in the alphabet, I mean (BEEP) and then I might just be forced to stick a (BEEP) up your (BEEP) and you might have to get a walrus to (BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP) and then you'll drown in its (BEEP)(BEEP) and then everyone would be like "Oh Machinima just got (BEEP) and (BEEP) and then the (BEEP) that you (BEEP) will be like (BEEP) you Machinima you (BEEP)(BEEP)".

[spacemonky7]

god Damn it machinima, this is the internet, YOU DONT HAVE TO BLEEP ANYTHING!!!!!!!

[Keishiron123456789]

i dont thier the one bleeping it because thier opeaning has no bleep when the kid says shit

[maslab]

Yeah, those motherf******!

[HaloFreakzzz]

they have that... relisten button for a reason.. i couldnt understand half of those...

[DXZmaster]

GOD DAMN THEY DIDN'T USE MINE

but this one is my fav so far

[xiphas7]

Lol, why do people get thumbs downs when they say they were in the video? Maybe people are jealous?

[EvilAngel931]

lolz nice, the beeping made me sad though.

[gearsorhalo]

Do you like men? lol priceless

[KamiticCorp]

damn i wasnt in it....AGAION

[likedudeman]

worst Sean Connery impression ever lol

[xGHxLankyxGHx]

its because that guy was Amercan and Sean connery is scottish.

[dfmana]

i love the first one ....do you like men??