My Big Fat Ugly Bruise ~ featuring Kitty, a true hero

[RailbirdPictures]

Long Live Kitty!

[n0zqh]

kicked by a horse?

[kel2comedy]

I had a bruise just like that from playing in goal at soccer, it was inside on a hard floor so i'm guessing that not how you got yours lol.

[ddrusa]

ouch you ok fer

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or it's was lady's nite at the bar and you tripped running out the door hahahahaha ;) j/k

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or you tripped and bumped your leg on the fence.

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or you were being chased by a bee and you fell (yep that's my luck too lol)

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Hmm I'll guess you got the bruise while you were raking the grass and you tripped on low spot in your yard and fell. (at least that's My luck) haha

[ImaginePeace1972]

Fer, I've missed U! I'm guessing tripping over Stupid Kitty! Love all you do!

[00s00m]

Ed was closing the car door....you were still getting out of the car. Genius, aren't I?

[Spark190]

does it involve a baseball bat?

[Emilyfraser66]

Youuu Fall

[twirlingchair]

you fell off your segway?

[neglectoid]

you were feelin nostalgic and broke out the ole' slip n slide and placed it over a sprinkler head ?

[secretagentturd]

did you fall down hill?

[lisanovalover123]

I want to try again. Ok I noticed you looking at the dogs picture and your you called the cat stupid. Were the dogs chasing the cat ?

[RailbirdPictures]

Please try as many times as you like since nobody is close and it really isn't a far fetched type of fall, so it is fairly easy to guess.

No animals, other than humans [as in me] were involved in my bruise occurance.

Thanks for trying again!

[lisanovalover123]

ya thats it your you. ive been a little out of it lately.

[lisanovalover123]

I have read some of your replies . you mention your bike more than once and a dirty car......perhaps you were on your bike and he washing the car...if im right no need to put me up. thanks.

[RailbirdPictures]

Whaaaaaahaaahaaaa!  No bikes and I swear, my car is super dirty, so I was not cleaning the car. I hate that car.

And, just this once, I did not crash my bike.

It was ... something else.

Thanks for watching!

~ Fer

[KKSHIHTK]

the cat part was funny shit.

My random guess, did you shot with rubber bullets or something? Holy shit that's a big bruise!

[RailbirdPictures]

Thanks for watching. You Tube truncated my vid and cut off the ending title where I mentioned that Stupid Kitty does not fit down the toilet.

~ Fer

[Ultraman725]

ugly

[lennybaseball]

guess number two. it involved a one time telemarketers, a pollster and an old friend of yours who finds silence offensive. i call them the talkative three. they surround you while you're washing your car. fearing for your sanity, you turn to run, slip on the slick driveway and bump your leg into the door handle!

[RailbirdPictures]

No talkative trio was / were involved when I bruised myself.  Nor were any chores ... so tedious those chores. I just let the car stay dirty most of the time. I have my bike ...

Great guess though!

~ Fer

[mnmkidd]

I love Stupid kitty. Strange name for your cat thou.

Wow! That''s a large bruise.

You were at the World Championship Pumpkin Chunkin event and was hit by a catapulted pumpkin?

Oh! You legs are neither fat nor humongous. In fact, I didn't see any cellulite. So, be nice to yourself.

[RailbirdPictures]

The cellulite didn't translate since I didn't shoot in hi def ...

No pumpkins or orbs of any kind were involved in the great bruise incident.

Thanks for watching! ~ Fer

[lennybaseball]

ok, it involves a time traveler who's immortal, an extinct ecosystem, babes in thong bikinis, ninjas and horses.

[RailbirdPictures]

No time travelers, but please, if you come across one, send her my way. The only ecosystem was a large one, not extinct, but in a lot of trouble, luckily for me, no thongs, no ninjas, and no horses ... this time. Thanks for guessing!

~ Fer

[ZachBlogs]

you fell down some stairs

[RailbirdPictures]

No, that one happened when I was eight. And really, who in the heck has unprotected basement stairs that come right off of the front door in the same direction to which the front door opens. All these years later, and I'm still kind of mad about that one. Stupid farm house.

Thanks for watching and great guess!

[ZachBlogs]

hahhahahahaah

[humboldthammer]

Your car was extra dirty, so you used extra soap. Then slipped in it because you were wearing your smooth flip-flops. Arse to asphalt, ouch!

[RailbirdPictures]

Three dogs. My car is always extra dirty ...

[dxd7122]

You were outside cleaning the rain gutters, and you fell off a ladder and hurt your leg. Oh! wait! ... you were jumping on a trampoline, then landed on the edge of the trampoline, hurting you leg. If I win, how about singing me a song instead?

[Cliffbrock]

You fell off of a horse or bike. --:)Rod

[RailbirdPictures]

While no animals were involved in my faux pas, the remainder of your guess may be the closest yet! ~ Fer

[pfarabee]

Holy crap, impressive bruise! Looks like you fell on your butt... you been climbin trees?

[RailbirdPictures]

No trees were involved in the making of this bruise. Nice guess and thanks for watching! ~ Fer

[COUCOU]

you were molesting a group of children when one whipped you with barbed wire and then they all ran free and then you gave yourself the bruise at the thought that you will be alone and unable to molest another child forever. The end.

Don't mind my odd guess...

sometimes my imagination runs a little too wild [:

and sometimes it scares me..

[neglectoid]

hahaha... i figured it out........ its a hoax....cant fool us coloradans !!!

[Ultraman725]

food storage containers gave me a chuckle

[Spark190]

eddie kicked you by accident

[chriswba05170]

You fell of a tall building, fell on to another building a rolled of into the road and a horse then came and trampled on you??

[WPaulMoffitt]

You were outside gardening and Ed hit you with a paintball.

[madelineschannel]

I got a bruise almost like that this summer. I fell in my basement and the bruise turned out to be shark shaped. Coincidentally, it was shark week ;)

I think you were raking leaves and fell. Maybe slipped on some leaves and fell into the rake?

[rockyrelay]

Hahah "all three of ya"

OUCH OMFG.

It looks like you were stamped with a horse :o

[Yumfo]

You were outside walking your Dog. But then your dog saw a cat 10 feet away from you.

Then it barked and pulled you making you fall down leg first on the street while being dragged the Dog while he was chasing a Kitty Cat.

[funkskull]

I thought you're thighs were as svelte as your bruse was huge.

[davidleahbfak]

You should Name It "" BRUISE WILLIS ""

[3slimdog]

Came back to say that I loved the remark about your legs. Storage containers. lol

[RailbirdPictures]

I'll be one of the few survivors months after the next nuclear war for sure! Me and those cockroaches.

[3slimdog]

Did you trip over my laughing Maggie? Is she alright? I think you landed on Maggie toy.

[ColevanFilms]

I think you were looking up at a huge Mylar UFO. Distracted, you saw neither the police chasing Amy Winehouse down the street nor the limo that stopped in front of the house. You barely noticed the crackle of electric current as the police tased the troubled R&B star. You didn't even look when George Clooney and a gaggle of nubile young ladies burst from the limo and began water balloon fighting. By the time you saw Clooneys hearty, yet errant throw headed towards you, it was too late.

[Schatzilu101]

Omg that looks horrible! Run into a tree? xD

[melzaelf]

Oh my.. That must hurt like a BEACH!

=(

Were you jumping on a trampoline and fell?

Raking leaves and lost your balance? Did Ed accidentially hit you with something?

[darktoadthesticky]

Your husband accidentally set the car on fire while washing it and you ran to get the hose, tripping over a lawn gnome and fell on the sprinkler head?

[neglectoid]

paintball attack

[Uriel6178]

o_O Thats some big bruise.

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

What a sexy looking bruise that is...can I touch it? *punches it and runs away* =p Ok you got your bruise from doing something outside? It could be anything from falling to having sex.......0_o

[Carlfgauge]

OK The Cat Tripped you Somhow?? No?? I dont Know!! You have Great Looking Legs.. Not Fat at All..Women Look Better With Meat on Their Bones.. You Wouldnt Buy a Skinny Chicken would You? Skinny women Look Like Kids.. Underdeveloped Kids.. So Get better .. Rest up and That buise will heal....Take care........Carl

[Partyywizard]

I think you fell Lulz