Funny glitch in Crysis

[BassPlayerBedwell]

Guy: Get me outta this damn thing!

Board: Get this damn guy outta me!

[leiget]

You buy the game to shoot people, but once something like this happens, you drop everything, including saving the world, just to watch.

[kaoD]

That's called Rigor mortis.

[Nito511986]

Call Walter Bishop!

[FlashmoreGash]

Thats pretty fucked up

[benzep9524]

That's how my sister's friend's cousin died.

[cankarales]

that awkward moment when you're not sure either a korean is raping a board or the board is raping him

[HAZE1770]

xDDD

[Mcmesut01]

Its creepy

[xxAngelxxBladexxBoa]

0:27 Nice dancing :)

[MrFivefivefivesix]

Dude, upload this to Gamefails, I'm sure the Rooster Teeth guys will love it. :D

[Loudy100]

"Wait a minute... These arent my pants!" 

[IpiKisis]

HELP!

[MrJosephhummer]

super man strikes again



[MrShnoxdog]

I've had that glitch a hundred billion times XD. The main glitches I get: The glitch on this video, a glitch that causes an enemy to open and close their eyes when they're dead, and a glitch where an enemy stands completely still, and whenever I punch him he'll just move around like a dummy.

[xxuhatemexx]

0:57 he started hip dancing......



[soufang]

First one was LOL

[ProZergSC]

Maximum hula hoop

[sereda008]

Killer roof.

[MEKON17]

its funny if you imagine him really drunk\

[starscream2092]

I know what is that its ANTI GRAVITY BELT just had bad configuration.

[BossxXxDude]

Lol! He is trying to belly dance with that thang.

[ClickClackClickClack]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION

[LittleChicken117]

Called Bugg

[Pehdher]

Physix by Nvidia.

[Tigran2142]

I had this glitch in warhead

[zaldare]

Damn, now thats METAL!

[Badwriter95]

He needs to lose some weight.

[RoyLFewkes]

kinky! usually i have to pay extra for that

[Pwner57]

Awww, he's just trying to nuzzle down onto the ground....and not succeeding

[pabsensi]

I think her mother told him foods with iron was good for circulation, but oh did he get that wrong!!!

[Ormusn2o]

Guy dancing in metal wall *epic music*

[vgvgvg7412]

phew.... finally.

[KINGJADEX]

He's a ballerina!

[ofir7786]

PHYSICS

[lightismystrength]

poor guy...

[Ragarzero333]

A new china invention Hoverboard WENT HORIBLY WRONg !!!

[LikaLaruku]

Hey look...Full Metal Tutu.

[razschi]

modern physics ballet!

[Alpharius93]

the best of this video is the epic music due to the huge LOL you can see

[clancy2k]

HAHAHA OMFG THATS FUNNY.

[alex12ray]

Holy shit that's kind of creepy.

[kenjitiger]

its like the wall was trying to give birth to him.

[xLastRitesx]

weekend at bernies n e one

[Zblj1987]

He is pracitisng for his ballet school!

[LRW96LIVE]

when the back of the game said i would be fighting aliens, this sint what i imagened. LOL

[TheBrandond12]

hes like GET THIS THING OFF ME and the guy u were playing was like NO

[RCB0B]

wow

[asaffin1]

*ring ring ring* "Hello? Umm... well, I'd love to, but... I'm kinda... in the middle of something."

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

hes in a tutu!

[RyvernRaigon]

Poor guy :(

[FluffyChocobo]

Hahahahahaha omg, I laughed so hard at that. Greatest glitch ever.

[YYuMax]

0:48 it's humping :D

Such a fun game with the bugs , they're like hidden secrets ^_^

[wbp789]

LOLOLOLOLOL

strange glitch dude

[TheWindkid]

at 1:40 on the left side

mutant hand?

[seanjared97]

dude lol

[tremin]

Lool at 1:00 "Shake that booty!"

[klubhead]

@tremin LOL

[saltystuff]

The INTENSE MUSIC at the beginning made this just perfect :V

[jgr9000000]

When he first flipped over I almost fell out of my chair laughing! XD

[greytale]

The new star of "So You Think You Can Dance", apparently... :)

[1board1skater]

nice skirt lol

[PassionOfDeo]

ITS ALIVE!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Oh wait...

[kugelschreiber999]

outsch xDxDxD armer kerl^^

[Blackhammer95]

poor guy

[apricotsnms516]

rofl

[TheDiamond123123]

mmMEEERYYyyyyynnnn

[zuljin75]

like he's just saying i will not leave my house even if i'm dead and when its blowned up he's like saying you see i'm still in my wall!

[rapljwop]

LMAO! Put him out of his misery! I've never seen such a funny glitch!

[pissballs]

That looked painful! hah definate time of crysis.

[TrainStationFamilies]

hahahaha lol

[dragonheadthing]

He should probably see a doctor about that.

[shasa93]

why  upper right are those written

[94svenni]

hahahah so funny XD

[barbaro267]

thats a crisis all right!

[Rexddable]

lol

[Ace33blue]

0:52 rape time

[ananasproducties]

whaw how that veel in the real world hahaha old crysis beta bugg

[Phantom663]

lawl blasted through a wall XD

[jamly1]

DAMN! the guy was dying in his death

[njskater17]

epic fail

[Gotcha1234Mariok]

a very very painful death.

[thatOneRanter]

I liked the part where he was stuck in the metal.

[bigsnakedotcom]

lol, What a spaz !

[o0okierano0o]

looks like hes trying to get it off

[jurkmari]

is he dead ?

[NintenFan0900]

Probably the dumbest question I've heard in a long time.

Yes, he's dead.

[rodolphedu54]

lol

[niansenx]

I think his atoms must have fallen between the atoms in the sheet.

[homicidemaniac]

its like he wants to get through but his ass is stuck

[shaunarozonadona]

thats even realistic it looks like theres actually as hole and hes thru it

[loucopower]

is much funny

[bigTexStevo]

i like how he lands on his head like 43834844747 times

[Heroes1234567891]

why didn't you help the guy out, he's obviously in a lot of pain :P

[Oulraidi]

because he was an ENEMY >: O

[adem44a]

rofl

[kasumisman]

HAHAHAHAHAAH wow *crying* thats so funny

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

He's trying out a bulletproof belt. Obviously not working too well though...

[rifle2744]

it's probally because your physics settings is not set to very high.

[Jarren95]

actually, Crysis Bugs up like this alot! :D

[SonSukka]

He is in pain

[andyh11191]

Is this on the ZX spectrum? How long did it take to load?

[P41nTR4in]

its looks like he's trying to get out hahahaha

well... looks like your just gonna have to live with it...

the kids at school wont even notice.

AWESOME VID

[Al3xX256]

Floaties for water.. outside of water! ;D

[Al3xX256]

its the tube full of air that wraps around your arm.. or waist. or chest.

[brandoon111]

OMG lol

[rayman1213]

"STOP STARING AT ME AND HELP DAMNIT!!!"  lol

[cSdBdec0deR]

WTF !!! :))))

[dickbutt321]

what console is crysis for?

[DieAndBehold]

It isn't on any console.

It's for PC only.

Even then, only gaming PCs can play it as you need a good amount of ram and a high-end graphics card.

[hercules71185]

or they could just do what they do for every console game. lower the graphics and resolution and it works. Crysis on low quality is easier to run than COD 2

[CreepyIron]

-Do a ballerina roll!

-Like what do you think im doing?!? >:O

[maphantom]

He neds to lose some weight

[MuseMadJo]

this is like the first time ive cried from laughter lol thanks for uploading this, 5* hilarious! and asaffin1 brill comment! xD

[Kingzogre]

Tootoo dress

[americanhalo0]

lol he cant get it off

[dragonpaint37]

0:28 shake that booty!!!! LOL its like a bouncy floaty ring that turns into a beach chair that wont let go :P:P:P LOL i lmao so much 5 stars!!!!

[flckfsglls888]

He's possessed!

[asaffin1]

"Look, I know we're on different sides and stuff... but I could really use a hand here."

[MuseMadJo]

lol!

[UnboundVolts]

Wow...

[snobordinJACboi15]

I totally rofld.

[daniky999]

It's just easy to explain : The body is stuck in the plate + he bounces against the plat so the game wan'ts him out there thats why its moving

[kna245]

lol he was shaking his ass

[arbiter144]

KOREAN FAIL!!! xD 5/5

[ISTriFfeRI]

man thats cool

[supershadow234]

i got into a glitch too.

[bigstuff2000]

Wow i think u hacked it dude

[GTScorp15]

damn this game has an awful lot of bugs :P

[TrmD]

0:05 LOL!!!

[apdaoud]

its like he is still alive

[cardboardsnail]

AHhahahaha!

This made my day

[vvvana]

Must...stand...stil..BLAH

[getrEalnoob]

lol

[TheTrueNanoWarrior]

that never happens to me .. or anything like that...

even if i play on minimum...

your game is all fucked up..

[au25]

psst its just happened.

[lollmemm]

shoot him hi is unstoplebe rooftoop korean - sirious music

[Kingofthelivingdead]

releastic my ass lol

[Gregoses]

poor korean

[007BOY247]

omg we are all humans damn i know steel always was evil xD

[SSBloxLines]

Steel Wins!! Haha!

[BalthasarGPyro]

im a coming to get you

[mechanicgodcreator]

steel: 1

human: 0

[zingtea]

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! *sprays holy water*

[dannycar25]

owned

[1TGuy1]

It sorta looks like its giving birth to the KPA lol

[mechanicgodcreator]

god bless physics in games

[simonmitchellbird]

haha, and the music!

[mechanicgodcreator]

epic battle^^

human vs. steel :D

[Evangielle]

dat... was sooo sooo scary~~~~~ gosh... hahahahas.

[bcjew]

buggy physics engine

[xrade48]

FUCKING CHEATER

[PiercedAnonymous]

lol wut

[ThundagaFTW]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard LOL!!

[lionied2]

OUCH!!! that dude is fucked up. he looks like he's havin a really bad day

[JohnnyMacFartland]

Have to say, that guy is pretty fucked up.

[fPARAQ]

lol omg i had one of those bugs too one time, the KPA was twirlin around in a car very very fast like the speed of light or something

[Shibizzle]

LMFAO

[emax156]

Is like a exorcism!

[illmagnified]

hahaha man that must suck gettin melded to a metal sheet.

[ajtaggs]

That guy is having a bad day it seems.

[bla204]

0:22- 0:42. ooo, oo, o, i think i got it. come on! Aw damnit. lol

[benigidachef]

It's like he was sliced in half by it!

[odsca]

lol at 0:05 he looks at the main character saying "shit-help-me!" with a face of terror.

[OwnNewWay]

happens to me irl

[rootingscape]

did you see his arm on floor at the end ?!?!!!

[leadguitarist999]

holy jesus that's a laugh

[jones11117]

The face of terror at 0:05

[RSSISGAY]

Lol x3

[sk8rdood67]

lol and that serious music makes it that much better

(did i just hear the noise of a crowbar hitting the ground from HL2???)

[shnarbis]

help him!

hes in pain! cant u see?

lol!

[fPARAQ]

HAHAHAHAH!!

[badfella8]

wingardium levosa..... tadaaaaaaaaaaaa

[knightywii]

THATS EPIC HAHA cool vid

[Fokogrilo]

It's not a glitch! It's a magic trick! xD

[hobokiller1]

FATALITY

[Thedudesam]

Haha funny

[Flavasava43]

wow his arm at 1:52 in the left corner XD

[GameMasterD3rd]

he is mentally deranged

[unfairspectator]

its an abominashion. funny hardly only the mentally retarted would find a guy stuck in a sheet of medal funny.

[yutalking]

wow that must suck lol he never hade a life

[vernon282]

Haha, reminds me of that Monty Python sketch where that knight loses his arms and his legs 'come on then you coward!' lol

p.s. i like your version of ''putting him out of his misery'' - turning your suit onto maximum power and beating the living shit out of him...NICE!