True Blood - Seasons Recap

[wazzupmybrotha]

lol at the fred commercial that came before this!!!!

[angelofdeathchloe]

I luv true blood and now I luv it more

[ForevaAriG]

BILL!

[lordsutch3]

@ForevaAriG SOOKIE!

[ForevaAriG]

@lordsutch3 Ariana?!?!

[lordsutch3]

@ForevaAriG Jennie??

[ForevaAriG]

@lordsutch3 OMG Hey!

[lordsutch3]

@ForevaAriG Haha hi!! I didn't know you watch swifty lol

[Dininann]

I love how accurate it is.

But yeah, needs more Eric and.... I still love the show but god I hate Sookeh

[MetallicaSoadTV]

best minute of my life.

[shutupsaje]

It's sad how damn accurate this is XD

[makingcookies4all]

@shutupsaje It's sad how their acting is better then the show. OH I WENT THERE!!! c:

[SophieInDigital]

LOL,this is so lame it's funny :L

[LOWENnotLORYN]

LOL xD

[RoysSkits]

I didnt catch that, what was the girls name?

[LeoniejtePietje]

I did this with my 3 year old brother and it cracked my father up!

[SeriouslySmart]

ABBE<3

[0Nym0]

Surprisingly accurate!

[xDroogRomance]

He does look like Bill. omfg.

[RockalilyDunne]

Bill!

[scratch189]

Sookie!

[prettyoddftw]

I'm a fan of True Blood..... and this is the funniest thing ever!

[MsEpicPopsicle]

BIILL



[FellDarkpaw]

Sookie!

[pikasso1996]

....yup,that's basically it XD

[link5634]

matt makes a pretty girl lol 

[Malon435]

What a shit!

[DEEdi44]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahahahaaaa.... HA!

[TheKbaker15]

My mom watches true blood and when i watched this she came in and said ' R u watching true blood?" LMFAO!

[screamitquietly]

i laugh so hard xD

[boredandirritated]

Sounded like Abbe called him Dale when she was dressed like a rabbit.

[MastrLordi]

@ADeadVampire Pretty Much. Lol

[daffodilluvbug]

xD

[sexxbombful]

this is funny becasue its true..lol

[sicko123432190]

You're saying it wrong!! Its supposed to be "sookeeh"

[NeeaRemembersSunday]

@ADeadVampire swifty responded to you!!!! afsahjsahjdkjd your so luckyyy!!! :<

[cookstonkerry1]

in season 4 its more like eric instead of bill

[PurpletasticFred]

wait so what are the characters names again?!? lmao

[BrokenxXLoverxX]

this is all i thought of when my friend made me watch an episode of this show xD

[17angelface]

@ADeadVampire my mom wont let me but when im in my room all i can her from her tv is well...this basicly

[amylilliancarruthers]

i love true blood, i couldn't stop laughing at this!

[TooSweetToCare]

Me: Hey True Blood is not like that!!! >:(

*Watches true blood that night*

Me: okay never mind... >_>

[cazmaniandevil08]

LMAO Swifty, spot on. I love trueblood XD

[BriannaleeSBVideos]

I lol'd

[Zombieflareon]

i liked the bit where they said. "bill" and "sookie". DERP

[Muzikafreak92]

There is not enough Eric.

[kuragehime7]

LOL in episode 3 when Eric was like "Snookie?"

[HoursWereSpentOnThis]

This makes HBO so jealous :D

[Doubt1337]

lmao so true

[Kukiblahh]

too true...

[sydw56]

accurate minus the marriage part..then it went totally out of wack

[DarkHeartsOfTheBroke]

watch out for that snookie. i tries using a pokeball on it but it used run away and i lose it

[SpreadalilSunshine70]

Swifty youre freakin amazing at playin Bill xD

~Sookie!~

[bullet4mehvalentine]

This JUST showed up in my subscriptions. Damn you youtube...

[HBanimeClan]

I. Want. ASK. SWIFTY.!

[demonwoman123]

swifty with out a shirt 0:47

[KyleHultman]

Almost a month, please make a video D:

[MulletAndGlasses]

Jus make mor vids!!!!!!!! Wat happened 2 ask swifty!! I'm starting to think u dnt care about us :(

[zachlikesbmth]

I don't even know why I keep checking this channel anymore.

[mrsupchuck]

bill

snookie?

[ALandPALS]

its scary how realistic this is

[wygvpq]

Bill!

Sookie.

[Ainh0u]

Swifty you look really good like Bill!!

[queenAaliyah3000]

iAM now going to watch the third season of True Blood xD

[maru93th]

Batman?? 

[swiftkaratechop]

@ADeadVampire lol

[monsterism9]

Lol I'm an actual fan of the show but I am always Laughing about how he always say her name the same way EVERY time X)

[dena6663]

your really cute =D



[SaraNoHuh]

I love it but I wish you would put more vids (:

[poisonedpearl]

I've never seen this show and i thought you were saying snooki in the begining and then the snooki part came up. lol

[SpoonYourself]

My thought exactly -_-'

Would love to hear some violins playing softly in the background though...

[thebeatlesgirl909]

<3 <3 LOVE IT!!!

[BobifyYou]

82 people aren't Suki.

[mandyrulezforever]

I love True Blood!!!! :D

[TheWarpZone]

Why have more people not watched this? Hilarious!

[bieberordie1231]

Miss the old u

[ThankGodItsCody]

grow your hair out again plz

[tessabell81]

ahahaha omfg this is just too great! <3

[JayLynn524]

Wow, I don't even need to rewatch the seasons...

[arabellaboy]

why in god's name did I subscribe to this?!

[HeartsAlwaysRemember]

@arabellaboy cause Swifty rocks people's socks silly! :D

[yorkyhunt]

Fuck, sounds exactly like her. LOL. It's perfect.

[Doctorlove9993]

Yeah That's pretty accurate. I've watched all three. Like five times. Season 1: Serial Killer. Season 2: Old vampire "kidnapped"/ Crazy Bacchus Lady.. Season 3: Mississippi Werewolves and their king. Season 4 (thus far): Faeries/Witch people.

[CourtLed13]

true blood rocks. lol

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

swifty/matt, could you please grow out your hair and beard again? it was sexy. although you do look good now, it was better before. just saying. <3

[beccafarnum]

holy shit you could totally be a bill stunt double..

[PunkychipsAhoy15]

dear swifty are u going to make an ask swifty?

[bybouch10]

DAMN, you're changed ! o.O"

[Akzeriuth2]

I miss ask swifty >:

[gabrielfomin01]

honestly, matt looks a lot like bill and abbe a lot like sookie....DAMN

[gabrielfomin01]

SOOKIE! SOOKIE!....BILL? snookie??? lol best part

[allisonpaige0121]

lol that was so funny! LOVED IT!

[FAEN12234]

Yep that's pretty much it

[bbbff1996]

hahahahahahaha wow that just made my day

[Toyman6000]

now thats some freaky fun

[DdubProduction]

his videos are getting bad

[larapoka]

i didnt get it u.u, could anyone explain? please :(

[alexloveslife123]

@larapoka In the show, Sookie and Bill call eachothers names ALOT. Like in almost every scene where they're both in it thay're all "SOOKIE!" "BILL!" "SOOKIE!" "BILL!" so yeah lol

[larapoka]

@alexloveslife123 oh ok ! :P thanks ^ ^

[LucasCAPS]

OMFG, AbbeGirl still exists.

[MisterJinnx]

:3

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[TheLiLPinkWinker]

This was soo funny, I love True Blood and this was just Epic!

[tweetylova09]

tsuki!! 

[CamelianSandstorm]

My favorite part was when she said Bill. No, wait, it was when he said Sookie.

[Elementskate640]

Bill. Snookie. Win.

[PlzKeepUrPantzOn1]

epicneeeess!

[psjbfan]

Thumbs up if he should grow his hair back out

[SOF006]

Bill! Sookie! I thought it was funny when they switched genders :P

[BlackCurtainTV]

Link to watch episode 2 on my channel!! no downloads or anything! its on my 2nd vlog in the description XD

[thatgirlmimi123]

l0l0l0l0l0l0

[sharkapillar]

this. was. amazing.

[DarthVegie]

Best recap ever.

[randomnoob63]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[JaiBernDude]

aaaahahahhahah so true

[MrakCRO]

I've never watched true blood but this is effin hilarious hahaha :D

[xThinkOutsideTheBoxx]

you actually look like bill.. wait.. you look much better!!!!

[HappilyAfterEver]

beel.

sookeh.

[Phoenixfeather18]

I think the star trek warp was my favorite Sookie/Bill moment. :P

[ThRandomGal]

the best part is... when they said, "Bam, Sookie."

[Terinka14]

well, afer this I wanted to check true blood out... but then I saw how Bill acutally looks like :D

[ItsAnnieeee]

@Terinka14 you haven't seen Eric xD

[krisseyb]

Bill!!!

Snookie..

XD

[OfLeft]

dang... guess i should check out True Blood

[crazy4depp101]

Haha yep that pretty much covers everything xD

[XxBrokenEmo99xX]

Bill! Sooki!

Lol, Amazing.

Hehe, I saw you shirtless Matthew<3

[trumpetdude2]

I can't stop laughing haha

[IzzaFeja]

God damm, that`s some funny shit, allmost killed me:D I fell of the freakin` chair watchin` this xDDD Thumbs up if u did too ^__^

[chanceofstrange]

Yeah I love how this show is so deep. This recap really captures that expressive integrity.

[CelesteContradiction]

lmfao yes

[ToasterRehab]

Hahaha, I never saw True Blood but this was still hilarious.

[KiddsockTV]

HAHAH!! LOL Oh AbbeGirl!

[AttackOfTheMonkeys23]

Pretty much.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

matt shirtless

[coolbeanz333]

love the show, and love this vid lol

[AHDPA]

Suki means Bitches in Russian lol

[mountainrose12]

@AHDPA But, sadly, it's Sooki.

[UhOhOreYO]

Lol thatsss exaclty like what happensssss its quiet annoying, but still very addicting.

[ammystarfire]

i hate True blood... and this is exactly what happens throughout the entire show :P

[ItsLeslieBxtch]

Lmfao. Which is EXACTLY why I don't watch the show :P

[gemmaisboring]

Oh my god, so accurate.

[AndiJane13]

I read the books...

[thegreatkenji]

HA HA, nice.

[xoxoxjacqueline]

SNOOKI. xD

[mcrluvrmariah92]

Lmfao, smh.

[taastetherainbow]

you honestly just made my daya hell of a lot better LOL =P

[cody11096]

i hate it when the top comment has nothing to do about the video. you don't see me getting to top rated comment.

[BloodedAnimal287]

@cody11096 nope :/

[Baygoesrawrr]

lol :D

[Baygoesrawrr]

lol wow

[SmickyS]

Abbe <3

[talkingwiththedead]

BILL. SOOKIE! BILLLLLLLLL SOOKIE! BILL! SOOKIE?

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[Egirl01]

lol xD this was hilarious!

[VangaurdTDS]

0:29 snooki?

[legzandherpiano]

lol You say her name the same way he does. This was great.

[gothicemo2011]

selepatoo

[alisauren]

as much as i love trueblood, this is so accurate. hahaha

xo

[panic4life93]

Lmfao, this is so accurate xD

[Kintaro696]

Haha this is hilarious.

[TheWeaklyReview]

lol hilarious

[iluvhobos27]

Uhmm....alright..

[notalwayshappy1]

Bill! Snookie??

[PronCubed]

I was sent here by Abbe.

[daddytech]

Now Abbe's hair being blonde makes sense lol

[KalidescopeKreations]

THIS ISNT ONE OF UR BEST. oops didnt mean to do caps :/

[kevinbrueck]

Bill? SOOKIE!!!!!!

[helloskyguy]

I've never seen the show, so I can't discern from what is actually in the plot or what was made up. xD

[MelissaMaggot666]

you got that right..xD

[EpicIngrid]

It's not "Sookie"

It's "SOOKEH"

[ert69]

I dont get it.. Is there another Snookie? How am I gonna survive that.. :S

[RenopunkJo]

Man, you should have done a Twilight Recap! ;D

[trueglowstickfashion]

Fairly accurate really... :L Though Eric's better than Bill. And so is Sam. And so is Jason.

.... :/

[y05077]

never seen true blood this makes me want to watch :L