Pagan Atheists

[blueheidi]

Funny Troll is funny. Dang everyone.  Pull your panties out of that wad and look at the tags and links. This is so obviously a joke. (and kind of a funny one, at that)

[ZyioScalebane]

"Pagan Atheists".... lolol I think that part alone shows the intelligence of christians....bunch of dumb fucks lol

[sludemage]

@ZyioScalebane We're such dumbfucks, even though atheists can only insult Christians when faced with an argument.

[ZyioScalebane]

@sludemage How can we help it? That's the biggest thing about Christians, they're all simple minded idiots.

[IStevieI]

they don't think it be like this, but it do.

[strawbarie]

D:

[undiebundie]

I wanna light them on fire and see if their god saves them

[JazzLover747]

@undiebundie a little harsh, eh?

[m620]

Knocked up in the 8th grade.

[rokarules]

Clearly these girls have been brainwashed.

[strawbarie]

@rokarules I think the one on the left is a boy....

[metznimbo29]

she'll be sucking dicks before she's 15

[ditt0084]

@metznimbo29 i think you mean he



[Kdean1944]

Funny thing is, they're actually all jewish.

they just don't want people to know they killed Jesus.

[AnnaBananaGames]

"Fathers got us coming", huh? Seems legit.

[xmausermoox]

pagan atheist... right. isn't that kind of contradictory? talk about oxymoron...

[wayaatsila]

this is one of the worst most close minded things i have ever seen lol

[MockEmpire]

jesus produced dat beat

[superfawful65]

How the fuck can you be a pagan atheist? Stupid shit.

[cocodivine1]

lol how you think this will make us Christians im pagan and proud but there very talented kids :) blessed be

[CarrotBench]

This is a joke. It is satire.

[whyme12382]

since when have pagans been atheists.

[Duros1394]

Its funny cause they think they are awesome X'D

[waswestkan]

Pretty decent as the actual performance goes. But it saddens me to when I consider the possibility that Evangelical & Fundamentalist Xtians could possibly shut down a period of discovery, as Fundamentalist Muslims shut down a period of discovery centuries ago. Shutting down the discovery that made this video & distribution possible.

[goervideos]

Im curious to know if these "believers" understand they generate hate, by trying to change by force the opinion of other ppls ?

What the point ? i dont like u because u believe in another "thing" ? we are not the same color ? we dont live in the same country ?.

Yeah sure believers are really the most pacific ppl in the world...

[p10ghost]

Creepy little bastards arent they

[steuarts]

Light Saber dislike bar...

[JuiceBoxFlows]

@steuarts ITS A DISLIKE SABER!



[SuperBspb]

Brainwashing at it's finest.

[MichaelFig]

video conclusion:

5070 atheists outdoes 632 pagans. who REALLY wins at converting now?

[davidc81]

i fapped.

[zAOTPz]

how do you feel about gays?

[EricTheMultipleMan]

"Cringe worthy" does not begin to describe this. This is like Prussian Blue if they had a sore throat and were tone deaf mixed with Apoligetix. And just like that, two good bands(despite the racism in the former and the condescending attitude of the latter) are ruined forever. And a good song, too. I mean, even My Sin Savior is catchy. This, on the other hand, sounds like it was manufactured by HasturAHaijsaklsjdlsj

[95birdman]

Except, the atheists and agnostics tend to be more intelligent. Hence why this video was made.

[MultiOtakuman]

you cant convert a true atheist, but i can kill you whether youre a true christian or not. hey!

[plzBSirius]

Implementing tactics similar to those of the Westboro Baptist Church = bad idea.

[Spyd3rs]

Those poor kids. Someday they're going to grow up, become atheists themselves, then all the other atheists will still make fun of them because this song will be on the internet forever...

[Ikeman83]

I literally almost had a heart attack laughing at this. This can't be serious, can it?

[TwistyTravster]

@Ikeman83

Yes, very serious. And I hope it's an eye opener to most people who blindfold them self to such arrogant narcissism. It's funny, but only to a point when it becomes sad and you realize these kids are completely genuine in how ignorant they really are.

[katelynmalice]

LMFAO.

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

poor kids...

[ShadowManV3]

Im sorry , Im christian but this is stupid.

[adrianhc13]

@ShadowManV3 Apology accepted but you are also stupid for being christian.

[lilmeerkat1]

"How to be an ignorant blind fucking idiot" sent me here :)

[lilmeerkat1]

i flagged you dumb cunts

[BillSwift4]

I can taste the irony.

[Cocomoco32547]

Or Brendon how your the one who got me here LMFAO ur just too "special" xD I love you so much!...... And ur apple bottom!!! xD oh the things you watch! You worry me xD LIKE THIS IF BRENDON (BrennyBear:)-3) URIE GOT YOU HERE!!! -3 :D -3

[Sophz3440]

I believe everyone has their own opinions on the world. Personally I am an atheist. I don't force my belief of evolution on anyone nor do I believe in God just because people tell me to. I am what I am, it's just the way things are.

[ToxicStardust1818]

@prettypurpleponiez Sadly dear, Brendon is to busy fucking Ryan to have sex with you or me.. Suchashame suchashame.

[ToxicStardust1818]

Um... Brendon? That's nice brendon.... Real nice.... your just lucky you have a apple bottom....

[Titoperezzz]

Haha I lover it screw you haters and atheist

[killerdogforlife]

hopefully they just be trolling. if not then deport their asses we have enough idiots in this country. i am tired of this religious garbage. If i was president i would eliminate it from society.

[alicecullen4159]

Brendon Urie. Lmao (:

[southguy1]

This is why people think all Christians are stupid.

[heyAngeline20]

one of the many reasons i love brendon urie,

[RachLovesCookies]

Brendon, wtf? Oh god :D

[donXpiano]

Sadly, they haven't Jesus to thank for their dancing and singing ability.

[TheKillingofMandee]

BRENDON URIE. LOL.

[3littlesis]

Brendon, you make me laugh!

[JessiRose2]

Really Brendon.

[motionless284]

I'm offensive, and I find this Atheist.

...but in all seriousness...

There's a difference between Paganism and Atheism.

[Loganlermanlover1]

Okay seriously, makes it a little lame to be Christian, no? I'm a Christian, and I listen to bands like Hollywood Undead, My Chem, Panic!, and even Christian bands like Switchfoot, RED, Skillet, and Good Charlotte...but...Praise Bop?

NO.

[SuperBspb]

@Loganlermanlover1 You should check out Morbid Angel and Decide, there pretty good bands. Mayhem also has some good Christian lyrics in their songs.

[Loganlermanlover1]

Wow Brendon...way to send me here;) haha well...it could be worse

[prettypurpleponiez]

Brendon, you're one strange motherfucker.

But I still want to have sex with you.

[trags97]

@prettypurpleponiez we think alike......

[xemileeeee]

omg

[MsPatdfanatic]

ok this is so weird XD

[654321raven]

and they wonder why we find them annoying... pagan, really?

[wayuphighify]

and this is why we have atheists.

thanks brendon.

[julitacytryna]

who's from Brendon's twitter?

[camaross34]

Praise the Lord Jesus Christ :) Thank you Brendon Urie :)

[PineappleKuri]

See this is the problem with christians today

btw they can't sing lol

[NikkiKitty86]

Brendon Urie sent me here! I love you, Brendon, but why?!?!

[WhatGoesOnn]

Oh, Brendon... 

[DannyXox01]

brendon sent me here...i really wish he hadn't. this made me slightly nauseous

[shanynaylove22]

Brendon Urie brought me here! :)

[SkyBlueCrazy101]

bredon urie brought me here and made my freaking year..

[asmoron]

brainwashing children is cute

[GeorgiaaLOL]

So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!

[Loganlermanlover1]

@GeorgiaaLOL WHOA WHOA WHOA! HOLD UP!

Panic! refrence!!!!!!!!!! <3 sorry..just like....DIED.

<3 I read ur comment in Brendon's voice;)

[xklabracio]

wooooowwwww. I feel so bad for kids stuck in families like these. I just hope they grown up and learn better.

[RainbowSprinkles98]

Oh brendon thanks for showing me this.. it made my day <3

[reallynoreasonatall]

I don't get it.

[MissBeautyGirl997]

Hahah , Thanks Brendon Urie ;D <3

[karenhernandez84]

Thank you, Brendon, this just made my day :)

[LuvStruckMess]

Hahahaha!! These kids need some friends  ASAP!!

[xPeacelove21]

Poor kids. What fucking retarded parents.

[ghostlyburger]

They're cute kids and will probably grow up to be totally normal people. They're not brainwashed, they're just young.

Although really? "pagan atheists"? That doesn't even make sense.

[Alexrocks8499]

Brendon Urie sent me here

[fairysandpixies]

@Alexrocks8499 same i am happy that he did though

[flowergirl411]

uh brendon urie sent me here...xD

[1984LizardKing]

christian mongos. the phelps done something like this aswell, sang a song to the tune of britney spears or something. says a lot ha

[sk00buhsteve]

I have no problem with the kids, it isn't their fault. Fuck their parents though. Who in this day in age thinks its a good idea to just put aside all the scientific knowledge we've amassed and have your kids be blind from the start... Oh well maybe some day an atheist will save them and give them a book from the non-fiction section.

[ZombieCow13]

This is gay. GTFO.

[LexieRhi333]

@ZombieCow13 Gay is not a fucking insult! Grow the hell up and learn how to actually participate in intelligent discussion.

[ZombieCow13]

@LexieRhi333 Well aren't we just the mature one? I believe that religion is like a penis. I'm okay with you having one, just don't try and shove it down my throat. Calm your tits.

[LexieRhi333]

@ZombieCow13 I'm not a fan of religion either, I think it's bullshit. But that has nothing to do with you using "gay" as an insult. How would you feel if people used a word that describes you to mean stupid?

[ZombieCow13]

@LexieRhi333 Honestly I've been through enough that insults don't hurt me much anymore. I want to believe there is a god above but I feel like I need proof. Secretly I hope there is one and we do get to meet our loved ones above and that there is an afterlife. I didn't mean to offend anyone I was really tired when I posted it and I'm sorry if I've offended you. People should be able to choose what they believe in and what they don't. They shouldn't force something upon another being

[MrJackLegend]

Got to brainwash them early or they might grow up and think for themselves.



[Leinnxx]

Talk about brainwashing your children. Their parents should be charged with abuse.

[benrat768]

they take down rucka rucka ali songs but this contreversal shit stays up

[sgtkilljoyttb]

oh what do ya know, the brainwashing of children makes them stupid as fuck. oh look, an article about how having a low iq means youll be like these people. Look up "Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice" on Yahoo. Look, science just proved you are stupid. Now i know you don't believe in science, but its still fact.

[TheMissMelle]

This had me stitches!



[dpenn89]

This is either the worst satire or the scariest brainwashing of children I've seen in a long time. And I've spent a long time on youtube. Congrats on that, I guess.

[piemakesmelol]

Set them free? What? By brainwashing them into thinking that snakes can talk, and that there's a man in the sky willing to send them to the worst pain imaginable, but he somehow loves them. Yeah, good luck with that....ya psycho.

[luccaskunk]

Manka Bros. Studio, the World's Largest Media Company. So large, in fact, that even Wikipedia hasn't heard of them.

[TehBird]

These kids are either brainwashed, or the greatest trolls in the history of the universe.

[AMpufnstuf]

@TehBird i think forcing your kids to join a cult should be considered child abuse

[hollykins2021]

Mind control.



[xxNephlimxx]

YOUR MOM!

[freestylexgp]

Brainwashed little kids lol.

[dementor19]

That boy is on a one-way train to homosexuality. Rocking the hips a little too well. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just gonna be tough on him considering the family he's stuck with. Wheres Child Protective Services when you need them.

[MrOnwisconsin2011]

girl, theres no way your making me christian just like you. Your straight up brainwashed and its sad

[eggmancorp]

*FACEPALM*

[TheBrotherGoose]

What about agnostics like myself?

[paintballman941]

if your so called "god" is so great why would he make people with disabilities

[CBroskiesLuLzx]

@paintballman941 He didnt make them. Humans procreate among themselves. God just created the first humans to make the race grow. I am a christian, and your question was stupid, and it makes no sense. I do, however agree to disagree with this video. It's retarded. Got any more questions about "my god"? I'd be happy to answer them.

[Kwimalo]

@paintballman941 Disabilities? Can you see into the infrared or ultraviolet spectrum of light? Can you smell with the acuity of the average dog? Can you jump three times your body length like a cat? Do you consider yourself disabled? Probably not, because having been never able to do those things, you don't miss them. Yet you *are* disabled. You're too stupid to think of these things on your own so you have to have them explained to you by an anonymous asshole on the internet.

[Bladerunner861]

0:31 Snake hips

[LegendInThaMaking]

I FLAGGED THIS VIDEO FOR CHILD ABUSE

[imyumi]

...Vermin Supreme why did you lead me here?!

[TheColaGoodfellow]

The awkward moment when atheists are allowed to sing about religion, but not the other way around.

[TheColaGoodfellow]

In a way, atheists can be pagans. What is and isn't a God depends on how you look at it,

You could say atheists worship scientists and popular atheists (or more specifically, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and co) as being perfect and without fault. Considering they never question their discoveries or intents.

Gods don't have to be immortal, the egyptians and romans believed that their Gods could die. They were practically normal humans perhaps with a couple vague powers.

[1SlapHappy1]

@TheColaGoodfellow An educated atheist (rather, an educated person in general) doesn't "worship" any figure. Instead, they appeal to that figure's experience and education and question any points made by said figure that they do not agree with.

That's how science gets better. QUESTIONS. Attacks. For every attempt to prove a theory wrong that it stands up against, the theory gets stronger.

Anyone who would "worship" science has no idea what science is.

[TheColaGoodfellow]

@1SlapHappy1

"(rather, an educated person in general) "

Really? is that so?

I know dozens of educated people who worship a God.

[1SlapHappy1]

@TheColaGoodfellow

I was merely stating that scepticism is an extremely important aspect of acquiring new knowledge. As soon as one "believes" ANYTHING without any evidence, they are closed off in some way. This is not to say they're not smart, but it does demonstrate a psychological weakness (which we all have, some are just more of a hindrance to the acquisition of knowledge than others.) Someone who seeks to expand their mind should not put up such walls. Sorry if this offends you.

[1SlapHappy1]

@TheColaGoodfellow Sadly, many people don't even know what science is. These children are a prime example of ignorance, but it does occur on both sides. Just because one defends the approach that's correct (and yes, when it comes to objective observations about the natural world, science is correct) doesn't mean their personal approach is acceptable.

Sad that so many atheists give science a bad name by treating it "religiously".

[helpmejeebus]

Jeebus Chris, this would funny if you were atheists making fun of religious types... Religion... you so crayze..

[newcoyote]

Almost every time I hear theists attacking atheists, it's a strawman argument. This tells a lot if you have to make something up and make fun of that, rather than the actual thing.

[1SlapHappy1]

I laughed really hard at this, so I'm hoping it's a joke. >_>

If not, this is why some people should not be trusted with children.

[sportsmangi37]

I am a nerdy daughter I don't read harry potter you guessed my dads a father-

but he's not. he's a creeper with a youtube you hate jesus so screw you-

like yeah. I call my aunt my mama I don't need all your drama I may forget the comma-

but im cool. SO IS JESUS!!!!!!!

I'm going to get my gun now.........................

[mazafuzle]

and thiss.... why why you shouldnt fuck your cousins or sisters..

[4711luis]

im sure god wouldnt be happy about the midriff either

[gaijinlaw]

I hope these kids were home schooled. If not, I'm pretty sure the Beatings. Never. Stopped.

[Rm0ran]

Ignoring everything wrong here, the lyrics are pretty creative.

[NilesMind]

Pagan is a religion they aren't atheist. I feel sorry for them.

[DGol03]

Just as the old saying goes; Religion is like a penis. Good for you if you have one, and you're proud of it, but don't shove it down my throat and don't whip it out in public.

[youaremytube1000]

Bad recording technique, God wouldn't be happy about that.

[redkingrd]

she's got me praaaayyyyyiiiinnnn lmao

[Joel72685]

How do I just KNOW i'll be seeing this on Tosh.0 in the near future?

[TheSusietv]

hahaha what a oxymoron

[caitlinzk]

i dont think it's a joke, there's a whole website/'manka' group they're with

also a hilarious article

look up mankabros . com and under manka faith, theyre in there

[Rezinax]

the dude is swagdelicius.

[GetMySharpie]

Not sure whether to like or dislike because this could be a joke or it could be completely serious. So my comments would either be:

Great acting, kids!

or

Fuck you.

[Tsu4444]

@GetMySharpie If you look in the tags, is does say comedy, satire, and parody.

[zerowhitestripes]

No one gets a good joke anymore.. I'm pretty sure this is just a pretty genius, funny joke, making fun of the crazy type of Christians they are imitating. Don't believe me? Watch Jesusback from the same channel lmao

[B0Bmarleyyy]

swag

[SadAngryFace]

I accidentally found this video again. I feel a need to hit something. Hard.

[TaintedTerror]

My Dislike strengthened the Sith here.

[65Toronto65]

guys relax I'm pretty sure this is joke :P

[BuildYourMonument]

Fuck these kids. Brainwashed little cunts.

[Spookhunter7]

Kill it by fire and by it I mean this video.

[stugodamndata]

if this video ever gets taken off youtube, i will wither and die. 0_0

[IndeedGaming]

CULTCULTCULTCULT

[Verdugothewatcher]

In case anyone missed the point: this is a satirical video. It's not real. If it was, though, then you'd all have every right to be disgusted.

[KidMangaX]

I made it 0:15.

[t1joel]

What sweet little brainwashed drones!

[coocooracha1Legacy]

when i watch this i have a impulsive thought to hit these kids...

[flyingfisch88]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

[kalipickle13]

I wonder if their parent's covered songs as kids as well, before they decided to take their brother-sister relationship to the next level.

[TheBlueCrayons]

Wow poor kids.. there's a reason this video has 4,868 dislikes and only 594 likes.

[ilizashlesingerrocks]

I am adding this video to the reasons I am atheist....

[810assassins]

am I the only one who thinks that little girl is gonna get gang banged by a bunch of black dudes when she goes to college and the son is obviously gay

[GTOMEMBERS]

guess what, your a lil slut that is going to burn in hell, and that faggot on the left should go kill him self ha