Police Typing fail

[ddroog]

press 7 on your keyboard to watch keyboard cop forever

[zachaqsw]

poor fella doesn't know how to type :/ im just learning. so frustrating thou :/

[utubenz576]

British people suck the world knows it

[TheChe0101]

@utubenz576 don't confuse us with americunts !!

[allthewine]

Why didn't he just log in?

[QW3RTYUU]

And they all say the police's gonna backtrace me...

[killerdeej]

Ctrl + Alt + Del!

[astroboirap]

lmao, doesnt he realise how dumb he looks?

[SacEvil777]

Obviously a mental condition...

[JanawayJ]

i hope this goes viral lol



[ImJoshHi]

dammit why the weird part of youtube again...

[1967LisbonLion]

What a fanny!

[vanpablo79]

what do you expect from RETARD RANGERS FAN!

[goldenstar9]

What a halfwit! Talk about making a complete tit of yourself in front of the whole world!

[regularjohn09]

what do you expext from a balamory cop!!!! now we just need a shot of you working at your computer. the cop AAWWWW JESUS!!!!!

[petitioner100]

He starts off with "It does not take someone with super-human intelligence".

What to become a Assistant Chief Constable in Glasgow?

Will know how to do the Masonic handshake though. That won't need any practice.

[zZNateZz]

hahahahaha i just cant stop laughing hahahaha aw hahahahah he types like a dinosaur

[Jabikz]

Gets me everytime.

[lexa8412]

Premier LGE on the tab news :D

[1GodOnlyOne]

Why is the cop speaking German?

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

Great stuff. keep up the great videos. bye

[LollyJama7]

THE NEWSCASTER IS MR TENPENNY

[Andy22031991]

First April xD

[CZroe]

That cut would not have made sense even if he were using it properly. Someone was playing a joke on him by using a clip made when they were playing around.

[amalfimike]

His screen is on CTRL, ALT, DELETE - HaaHaaaHaHaaaa!!!

[frvfilms]

haxn the gibson---

password on the board lol in red

[kaushiksays]

he has a long windows 2000 password

[MrEthan1337]

fucking idiot my grandma typs faster, gtfo fucking moron ROFLMFAO.

[kieran29700]

alalalalalakakaajan is what he typed.

[MrHillRoxx]

No One Our Police don't carry guns lol

[okmnml]

0:31 LIKE A BOSS

[OwNeD05]

insane typing skills

[MprO12345]

öööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö­öööööööööö i can type öööööööööö

[nahiyanm]

lol he uses one finger on each hand to type

[Vipertoffee]

I love when he is talking the he starts "typing" and the camera man moves up then he does and he goes back

[vardie]

This is what your council tax pays for.... Genius!!!

[Monkeybanna33]

Lol

[pcplodgwan]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[JustinAugusts]

LMFAO

[misterlazycrazy]

lol

[xsarahxsx]

LOL god sake

[91philb]

what a fucking goon

[ukstreetracer]

I guess his password is slslslslslslslsl

[NOACCEPTANCE772]

@ukstreetracer

He knew that the camera is there.lolololol

[1GodOnlyOne]

@ukstreetracer LOL Good call!

[xXYayCindyXx]

lmao

[lindseyrowan1]

that is genius- the folk in the editing room obviously had a good old giggle to

themselves!

[CymroGoch]

I don't even understand why they need to film him typing in the first place.

[Gielinorian]

It wouldn't be so bad if he was actually typing, he's just doing that stupid pecking thing that newfags do. I don't know wtf he's trying to do anyway, show off his leet pecking skills? Typing class please.

[rajdeep101]

Raped the replay Button

[GWiifanboy]

That is just embarrasing ROFL!

[seejimmyrun]

load the vid and press 3 for superhuman beatboxing!

[bubbamittens]

He's a l33t HaXoR you guys. Leave him alone.

[MustTilk]

Co Za Asy!

[DJSillzor]

i love the way he types, what a cock.

[LeoK3an]

HeadLines below are more interesting

[trapperman23]

What the heck he types with his poiner fingers

[xmck33x]

Leave him alone, can't you see he's so embarrassed that he's red in the face?

[naileyes]

How to get away with any crime: Add a login screen somewhere along your trail of evidence. The cops will be stumped.

[goooooorkyo]

zmzmzmzmzzm

[syshock2]

hahaha WTF?! LOL

[maiapiraja]

thats the funniest shit i've ever seen



[steingalen]

@dalbolega less thumb whore

[ahsih123]

lol nice typing make sure you change next time it look very gay if you type like that like a 3years old kid.

[agit166]

OMG, they are lying to us! How could they??

[therealneon]

FILM CREW: "Okay Officer, now we need to record a footage of you acting like you're working hard and typing away at the computer."

OFFICER: Ahlright!...*Presses 3 buttons simultaneously with 2 fingers*

FILM CREW: "CUT!...that was brilliant. That's a wrap!, great acting Officer...*wink"

[sacraficialangel7]

@therealneon never mind the fact that he was clearly on a login screen :/

[MrTalibanDan]

hahahahahaahh !!

[batmanownsyourass]

You can't blame him, just listen to his accent. He's lucky that he's able to sit up without drooling.

[LemonPieLoL]

KEYBOARD COP

[attisan]

probably the cameraman asked him to pretend this as cutter scene. so it s more like sky sports fail

[mr2gti]

LMAO - what a twat lol

[alquez666]

Keyboard cat makes perfect soundtrack for this XD

[teamfab]

Is this ment to be funny??

Total bollocks..

[manilaguerilla]

Fucking idiot.

[HarfangX]

user: FingerPecker

pass: DKDDKDKKDKDDKKD

[wakaratwakawaka]

CAPTURE CARD

[stewboy100]

Of course his typing looks odd here unedited. Everybody knows real typing footage involves tons of CGI effects!

[ParadoxAndPlaid]

I know people who really look that dumb trying to type. They pretty much average 0.25 words a minute.

[hands2101]

That actually made me laugh quite a lot

[Pokemonblast1]

co za asy

[SceZo]

Whats so funny is that sky actually allowed that bit to air ROFL. its so retarted its unreal

[SmoothEmJay]

I'm a clever policeman, look mum..duhhh..typing. Thick bastard.

[diprose]

He's typing his username and password in.... Anyone who works in an office can see that.

[saturdaysanswers]

@diprose then his username or password is along the lines of a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a

[stupidjunk878]

@diprose He has to press CTRL-ALT-DEL first

[NetzBlogR]

He's got a very long (= secure) password... :D

[FantasyBlade]

nonono he is actually trying to log in :D

[badhedgehog75]

Is he related to Keyboard Cat at all?

[Kitsune0268]

2 people are in law enforcement, and didn't find anything humorous about this video at all.

[Lawz0rPoo]

hahahahah

[rickymac47]

2 people are policemen

[IxSnortxCocaine]

I thought this was a pilot for an upcoming show like "The Office" except with police officers. This has potential for a comedy show starring this man.

[bench175]

LOL

[LuneyTune72]

Of course he has to ACT, it's not like police officers KNOW how to do their jobs...

[anoosepeenose]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH (this comment took 30 mins to write)

[KRocK4487]

goin hard with 15 words per minute

[bjarnithomsen]

haha

[stupidjunk878]

It's not his fault, it's the stupid journalist for telling him "Just pretend to type something so we can get some b-roll footage to talk over"

[bapp69]

"It doesn't take somebody with super human intelligence..."

[zakdaviesa]

haha

[pyromcr]

what was that?

[Mart1nwalker]

It's like homer Simpson working from home.

What a fudd. Obviously borrowed that office.

You can just imagine the reporter " can we get some footage of what you actually do officer " then his face dropping. Fail !

Perhaps this is why they claim most of their time is spent filling out crime paperwork. No wonder if that's how they attempt it.

[Raelsatu]

Ahahaah.

[littleradge]

I'm a PC, and unconvincing typing was my idea.

[rasia92]

THATS HILARIOUS!!

[stuartgibb]

He could have at least pretended to type with more than one finger per hand to reduce the failure! :) It's like watching a really crap insurance advert haha.

[nbeck91]

lul

[hajkie]

Rofl.

[phee303]

impressive typing because he's not looking lul

[memyselftv]

that happens when in order to save money you get school kids (aka work experience wannabees) or PAs to do the filming and editing. but again it's sky, so nothing surprises me.

[Probablyacowtbh]

WE AMS PROFESINULS

[E9MoMan]

thought he was diffusing the bomb on cod - 155111515::

[delronak]

I bet the one person who disliked it was the police himself.

[LaBoofa]

Lols.

[aRiflip]

I believe his login credentials are 's's's's's's's's

[StretchGargan]

@aRiflip There was also a "n" in there I believe ;D

[meu02136]

At least pretend you're good at typing, if there's nothing on the screen then you might as well pretend you're using all the fingers. Even use the mouse for a bit of a flourish.

[JonathanBones]

Hahahaha. You just know the director was patting himself on the back for putting that in.

[multiplemiggsss]

It's obvious, as well, that the person filming this video is also a dumb ass lol

[loobycliff]

Oh Lord... we're safe in his hands, clearly!

[MattyBurr]

It doesn't take somebody with superhuman intelligence to do some fake typing.

[KENKENNIFF]

If you turn off the sound it looks like he is in a car on a rough track, his head wobles so much

[Arcon1337]

Don't mess with this guy. He's the face of the cyber police!

[jawbraeka]

@Arcon1337 and the consequences will never be the same.

[mptothedc]

@Arcon1337 I want a cyber police .gif of this guy typing

[xeokym]

@mptothedc awesome idea!! I will get right on it

[Renwallz]

He's not even logged in, he is typing into the "Press Alt-Ctrl-Del to log in" page.

[slaughterking001]

@moose875 well actually because of the light and angle it isnt exactly that obvious captain sarcasm

[moose875]

@slaughterking001 Well if you open your eyes and look at the video description it isn't exactly hard to understand.

[ChaoYun]

Look at the way he was typing with his index fingers too lol.

[SkyballingUnlimited]

count me in for crab

[MrRiggyRiggs]

My 80 year old gramps types like that, takes him about 15 minutes to write an email.