Infinite Apology

[jalidav1]

I am offended by the lack of offensive material in this video

[carolryann]

I'm offended at other people having been offended, in fact I'm offended by the vivid splash of red you have on you

[gothatfunk]

@carolryann yeah, cut myself shaving.....

[carolryann]

@gothatfunk what were you shaving, your tongue?

[gothatfunk]

@carolryann i almost wrote that lmao!!!

[carolryann]

@gothatfunk Brilliant minds ;-) For future reference, next time don't shave with a weed whacker

[newbetterandhappy]

How did we ever become so easily offended? If our ideas are so vulnerable and weak, shouldn't we start looking for more robust ideas?

[mtb416]

@newbetterandhappy I'm glad I came across your comment tonight. I needed it.

[atthetopofmyvoice]

Love this. Faved.

[swinewarrior]

did you get the shirt from a...beheaded person

[CrunkRockSteadyEvan]

@swinewarrior his face is bloody too, clearly hes been chowing down on a beheaded person, or a fetus, or a dick, whichevers more offensive

[TheZeaf]

you have a little something on your face...

[hottubmolly]

you got a little something on you chin... nevermind.

[pfarabee]

I have never been, and am not likely ever to be offended by your videos. For this reason, I am deeply offended by your appology... or lack thereof to those of us you have not offended.

[fullmetalfunk]

Nice.

[freethinker3161]

it's cool that you did this vid, but i think most of your audience knows this, love your shit bro.

[samuraispacemonkey]

I'm offended that I was offended personally... ;)

[Widgetas]

Offend from time to time? Hell, man, you cut me to the core every single video :( I hurt.

[premed2]

Don't worry, with practice you'll make a splendid vampire.

[wonderpope]

Epic sarcastic apology :o)

[SAsgarters]

Don't apologize, you should be saying: "Fuck you for being offended."

[rozeboosje]

Yup. One inevitably reaches the point where, realising that someone will always find fault with what one does. Some give up at that juncture. Others tell such people to go fuck themselves and continue doing what they want to do, how they want to do it. Welcome to the Others. :)

[APDurrant]

Agggh! Zombie Gothatfunk..... thats much scarier than your solar flare video.

[itsmaxinthebox]

LOL. Nice man.

[dualranger]

GTF I am never offended by you. You are way too hawt! :)

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Well this was random. I must have missed something....What happened that made you feel the need to make this video?

[JeffSims009]

sloppy with the kool aid. That's the only right way to drink it.

[crackerkiller89]

Wait though, if youre not apologizing to anyone person then you are not apologizing to anyone you might have offended lol.

[ItsDaSuperFly]

I am not sensible so no sensibilities to offend. No worries here and with all that blood arent you afraid you will offend vegetarians

You seem a little pissed so wanted to make sure you know I am commenting like this in jest

[AsmiustheVampire]

Yo GTF,

Halloween was over...weeks ago. XD

Liked your apology letter though.

As a matter of fact, I just dealt with some easily offended animal activist not to long ago. I talked about and mocked peta and this person immediatly thought they were involved, and i did not list any names, but i did talk about their president. That was the only person though.

Really people, when someone talks/mocks on subjects like religion or animal activism, it often does not involve you personally.

[CatSchroedinger]

you got red on you.

and i was never offended by you. =)

[dannypantsgm]

Did you do this video right after snacking on dismembered limbs?

[CanadienAtheist]

I think I am offended by the entire concept of this video!

Lols.

5 stars!

[antaresrichard]

Red meat. Red beets. Which is it?

;-)

[GriffinPilgrim]

Oh, bravo! Although seriously mate, napkin...

[kelliko70]

That's the best bitch slap I have ever seen. Man, I will have to work on mine. I bow to you, sir.

Beautiful. 5* and Faved

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

I woke up in a strange place wearing a shirt like that, once.

[2DRonaldo]

LMAO!

I hear the trumpet.. Wha-wha-Whaaaa!!

[rtottenc]

Justification. A friend doesn't need it and an enemy won't believe it.

GTF, you rock.

Though I think you shoot your prey like everyone else instead of pouncing on it tigger style and ripping out its throat with you teeth.

[jesuslives57]

Don't ever wear that to work.

[bewarethelizards42]

GTF, too cool for school! :D

[debbieomi]

I am offended that you chose red to cover yourself instead of green. The nerve!!

[OminousVoice]

You've got some red on you.

[Nothiean]

You look like you've just had dinner.

[wyrdness1]

Did those babies taste as good as they look splattered all over your shirt?

[FraggedMind]

Did your dad's semen taste good as you swallowed it?

[wyrdness1]

Papi Todd tasted really good, but what does that have to do with the video?

[FraggedMind]

just like your first comment - NOTHING

[wyrdness1]

Check again. I was just building on the visual joke of the "blood" (really paint) down the front of Paul's shirt.

[fuerve]

Got a little something on your shirt there, brudda.

[ArchangelNetwork1]

i have been told say...what?....oh right....i have been told say that i am hereby offended....k...bye.

[MoreSciFiThanScience]

no need to interupt your dinner just to make an apology dude

we'll come back later when youre done

[AncientAtheist]

Yep.

I don't *try* to make anyone feel hurt. But in light of the fact that I extend unto others the right of speaking their minds, and reserve for myself the exact same *right*, it is inevitable that some of us will feel that that we have been deeply wounded by spoken words, and I am afraid that there is no better solution to this problem than each of us taking responsibility for our own feelings and *dealing with it* within our own brains, rather than by expecting agreement or silence.

[YogiToad]

LOL.... the last bit was golden.

[oojamaflipper]

tee hee!

[abbynormal0ne]

absolutely love it.

[Mephistophilus]

:20 Fuck 'em.

1:20 If it's not worth questioning, it's not worth having.

1:56 lol

[SpiritKeeper]

the blood on the cuff = nice touch.

[LogicalSanity]

Love the bloody shirt! ;) This is why you're my god.

[LogicalSanity]

Oh yea, love the apology loop too! Infinity rocks!