Omid Djalili in Jack Dee, Live at the Apollo (3)

[zelotalot]

3:02 - 3:46 pure gold...

[darknessbydesign]

the title of the vid is misleading

[bigcookie1234]

flopping genius

[zsra187]

But we'll call you.......Trevor.

[Spotz2000]

He's so funny!

[prof0crunchy]

hot hot vindaloo...22

[jimmy2k4o]

this guy must be a love him or hate him guy since the 1st part has over 1M hits and this only got almost 600K hits I love him!

[iddysus]

44 People Are Fat Basturds!



[Jerwinator]

Ok?! Its bluudy brilliant ya fat bastad!

[imwerinatowl]

what yo's gonna doo bout it! :L

[wizwoz16]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !

loool

[GIMMEDANGERX1]

Read it.. READ it you BITCH, REEEEAD IT!!!!!! hahahaha

[TheWackyGamers]

2:23 for Indian Bingo caller

[JordyMcDonald]

@Unterstutzungsfeuer Well i fucking live there.......and it isnt

[TheHiveLegend]

fucking fat little cunt looks like a weeble !

[theciaram1]

@TheHiveLegend omg seriously hes a fuckin legend unlike u and so what if he is fat whats that got to do with you .

[JordyMcDonald]

He is so funny! But he can fuck right off with that shit he talked about Newcastle, Cockney twat......

[RoytonValeAFC]

@JordyMcDonald Its true. Your probably just used to it.

[FretLegendSmithy]

what yows gonna dee abuwt it?

[likevarney]

I don't want to read it... o.O

[gulbirk]

The most racist fotball team in Britain. Black Burn.

thumbs up if you got it.

[Matty09Magic]

@gulbirk ive not heard of the sport 'fot'ball

[anthonybc1811]

how many ad breaks do you have in america?

[ID0ntLOok]

whats 911

[tinu96]

@ID0ntLOok Did you forget?

[megaelward]

haha love it

[djflamzey]

2:26 hahaha

[darashish]

booooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[jinkazama234]

@darashish like your face

[Frenzy786]

SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RyderFly89]

read it! READ IT YOU BITCH!! 

[206151]

I LIVE IN EAST SHEEN!! WOOOO!!

[sirAthrus]

I tell you what.....it's going REALLY well! LOL

[wasyjatt]

Aye ah caaled yeez a fat basstad, What yeez ganna dee aboot it? Lmfao

[TheBUrKeYy]

hes a bloody legend :) !!!!

[clemarochies]

I'm from Newcastle he's right it is a shithole haha

[trudon]

@clemarochies oh dear. i thought newcastle was a nice place

[clemarochies]

@trudon It's not too bad i have seen worse but i suppose you can have rough places in all different citys.

[amoni89]

great OMID great =)

[goldieboylover986]

i just found out that he did played Yusuf Amir from GTA: Ballad Of Gay Tony. now i love him more!

di you say boring?... you BASTARD, U FHINK DADS BORING!?

but i love you so much..

XDXD

[clemarochies]

@goldieboylover986 I didn't know that. That's mint! :)

[Alladin1984]

3:14 best arab sound ever :D

[SlyISwearITry]

Oh, OH there goes my accent xD.

[Seany1616]

starting geordie impression is spot on

[djgarykay]

why roch the boat, pmslrofl =))

[xpwincessfanpirex]

LMAOO Evenn In Iran We Knoww Newcastlee is a Shitt Holee ^_^

[parastu1001]

ba inke khoob engelisi balad nistam, kheily khandidam ,merci kash farsi ham harf mizadid.......

[beanboyo]

IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT YA FAT BASTARD

WHAT'S YOUSE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

[bradleyblackster]

such unity....

[ProStylesChannel]

Newcastle Is a shit hole !

[superbartman1]

bbc america??? british broadcasting channel america?? look at the top of the screen...

[phoenixtilidie]

I can't work it out. Does he put the Iranian accent on or not?

[Zardosht]

@phoenixtilidie he is born in London so i don't think he has a Iranian accent

[jackdoll70]

@phoenixtilidie He puts the Iranian accent on. He actually has a posh London accent (:

[360pro1799]

@phoenixtilidie yes, and it's an arabic accent not iranian

[phoenixtilidie]

@360pro1799 Bollocks. Same difference anyroad.

[360pro1799]

@phoenixtilidie No, not really trust me i'm iranian and i've meet alot of arabic people.

Iranian's talk very slow, but arabs talk very fast!

[phoenixtilidie]

@360pro1799 He probably does it for comedic effect.

[360pro1799]

@phoenixtilidie I'm sure he is.

[copernik168]

Really is nice special the min. of 3.00 , Iranian Love!

[GuhBukSan]

Holy crap that accent switch totally caught me off guard. Is it just me, or does he sound a bit camp..

[IdolizedSoul]

@GuhBukSan He always does diffrent accents, thats not his real one either :P

[jackdoll70]

@GuhBukSan Yeah he puts that on xD

[TheCaptainTornado]

0:31 ya because iran is a fantastic place at the moment.

[constantdither]

but well call you Trevor. LMFAO

[sasount]

READ IT,READ IT YOU BITCH.

[dingergirl1]

@sasount ahh i love tht bit so much

[loop582]

Im irish nd dat irish bit LOOOOOOOOOL

[FlowFarda]

Some one at da office told me I was really funny, n i thought i'd give comedy a bit of a crack, n I'll tell what, tell you what.......

ITS GOIN REALLY WELL

looooooooooooool

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

READ IT YOU BITCH!

[buttcrakscantalk]

wata lovely name but we will call u...trevor

too funny

[SnickerBar100]

I'M GOING TO CUT MY ARM AND WRITE YOU A POEM IN MY OWN BLOOD!!

-slice- ARRGH!

READ IT! READ IT YOU BITCH!

[GamerGirl916]

like a blade runner yes u seen it yes i've seen it so what do u think of it blade runner is ok its ok its bloody brilliant u fat bastard lol that bit is funny

[krissytag]

hahaha fukin class, tht bingo part hahhaa

[stormrain71]

Fantastic

[dingergirl1]

i seriously took the wrong time to drink my drink....

nearly died of laughter

'ill write you a poem in my own blood!'

'here!' *quelch*

LMAO

[Alladin1984]

@dingergirl1 Hahhaha, yea worst part, its true, iranian men are liek that xD

[dingergirl1]

@Alladin1984 Love it. But the way he normally speaks really suprised me. XD

[AlexLong1000]

@dingergirl1 READ IT!! READ IS, YOU BITCH!!!

[Dan742617000027]

I love his Nigerian accent. "...what is going on, I don't believe it." Lol!

[Whoizcasper]

@Dan742617000027 it was a terrible accent but funny

[naidinerockssox]

lol thats so true newcastle is a shit hole,y do u think the few famous ppl from newcastle live in other places? lol

[GeniusGuysx]

stfu u creep

[chrisshiels26]

Newcastle a shithole? Yeah because the whole of London, Liverpool, Manchester etc are perfect places to live - everywhere has a shithole part u narrow-minded fool!

[TheAlonzi]

actually.. newcastle is the shittest hole oin comparison..the only place that comes close to comparision to newcastle is birmingham lol

[BlackJackDaveeeeyyy]

@TheAlonzi Newcastle doesn't have that much paki's in

[FuryLobo]

@TheAlonzi manchester is the worst and so is liverpool

Fucking skin heads everywhere

Who can only afford chips LOL

If anything birmingham is one of the actual

"Good Holes" LOL

[Szaam]

@FuryLobo

Birmingham? I beg to differ.

[Trunks9995]

@FuryLobo Give it a rest gobshite, Manchester is wonderful :)

[zzL33Tzz]

Newcastle = Shit.

Newcastle United = Shitter.

[Blighty4eva]

Come on man lol. I live in newcastle, i love the place. It aint a shithole. Its only humour

[kingchubz123]

@Blighty4eva nice one us geordies have to stick together unless your from the mackem side of south shields XD

[GuhBukSan]

@chrisshiels26

Clearly you haven't been to Newcastle long enough

[Blake2OO7]

i would like to see Omid Djalili doing co-op stand ups with russel peters

[you0are0rank]

yh yh lol

[barnwellbabz]

I nearly chocked to death with laughter watching this!

WAY TOO FUNNY!

[ed1ss]

Weldonwin, its a joke to take the piss out of geordies mackams teesiders gateshead etc becuase they talk like fucking morons, no one gives a shit where ridley scott is from or what colour his poos are or if they smell.

[weldonwin]

Thing is, Ridley Scott isn't from Newcastle, he's from Newcastle's arch rival Sunderland

[seeds101]

Chockney writer popadom naan, whos at the door? 44

LMFAO!?

[LuvDub21]

Chutney, ryta*

[seeds101]

Was correcting my spelling over something so trivial really needed lol

[LuvDub21]

When what you said was completely wrong, yes it was.

[seeds101]

I didn't spell two words correctly, it's not the end of the world, get over it.

[Grymligast]

Rofl, has me in tears.

[Erech01]

That sounds nothing likea Newcastle accent, im from Newcastle and none of us say 'what chouse ganno do about it' when we're mad -.-

[sammyjeffhardyfan]

the irish acsent was CLASS

[adarrm]

Never seen anyone do so many accents so well, he's incredible.

[Rhys10218]

its Yusif Amir

[wardy92]

LOL kebab well done number 1

[suicidalpidgeon]

READ IT!! READ IT YOU BITCH, READ IT!!

[youfilthyhalfblood]

LoL, ' even in Iran we kno, Newcastle is a shithole'  haha

[Linkified]

And Ross Noble is funnier than him lol

[smallrossy]

ross noble is shite

[cooolio121]

''u tink ur funny ur shyt u fat bastad '' lool

[OT711]

that's the dude from gladiator!

[Aspire198]

lol thats wot I thought as well!!

his balls have bin grabbed by oliver reed XD

[rattey100]

from 1.35 to 2.45 funny as fuck

[kissmeproperly]

how many food breaks.... ha ha!!

[Szaam]

"Okeeh?!? It's bloody brilliant ya fat bastard!"

LMAO

[lolainloveforever01]

luv his accents

but newcastle is amazinngg

[Hediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

3:02....3:26 LMHO so true hahahaha

[blahblahhuh1]

bbc america have lots of ad breaks...

[Sargey121]

so they can get more snacks the fat cunts

[fourthwind1]

LMFAO!

[smilerboyboy]

hahaha he got newcastle spot on!

[aggzicle]

hah, when he's saying the bingo numbers, he sounds a bit irish

amazing

[Hediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Read it You ** Read it..lollllllllll

[Hediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

so funny....just  Hilarious

[DangerRifai]

LMAO at the African accent!

[markbaker03]

newcastles class

[metalheart666532]

O_O yes...class...

[SirWadzman]

" ooook? Its bloody brilliant ya fat bastard! " LOL

[madviolentchicken]

lol trevor

[dancingpaws1]

the bingo bit is BRILL!!!

[zombiepopesinc]

true. newcastle is shite

[FutureKubrick]

Fuck off! It's....ok.

[nasang13]

whyy ayee man (Y) lol xx

[sam0318]

that bit about Indian bingo is soooo hilarious except Bingo in India is called Tambola!! I love how they rhyme the numbers, it is freaking hilarious

[parkourjunkie96]

"Even in Iran we know that Newcastle is a shithole"

[gazzakayissick]

ye thats why its shit because it doesn't have proper skateparks

[devilsrocker666]

newcastle is a shithole lol n i live ther

[Szaam]

That Nigerian company name cracks me up. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"

[jordanoob123]

haha he is sooo right. newcastle is a fucking shit hole!

[ukanian]

whats with the insane overlap each time? took him longer than usual to drop the accent.

[shak2345]

"chutney, raitha, poppadom, naan. Who's at the door? 44.."

[deansusky]

This is just comedy guys why r some u mad,

[appleofmypie]

'ookay? Its bloody brilliant ya fat bastard!'

[GeordieFC]

well said :D

[epicfailegamer]

newcastle best city someones a bit full of it :P

not sayying here is any better bristol sucks ass but newcastle is not the bes many placed i would rather go in uk

[dajohnnyboy252]

im from bristol :)

[puzokutya]

voted by whom? the sea otters of new foundland?

[devilsrocker666]

bullshit newcastle sucks they cant even build proper skateparks

[xSupremeHunterx]

lol, bullshit.

[bobyrnes]

Hahah, genius!!

[jeroennickman]

"From Lagos, really experimental." XD

[ThoriaBladecadas]

WHAT IZ GOING ON I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!

[Mitchellmiester]

Read it! READ IT!!! READ IT YOU BITCH!!! :P hahahah.. so agressive lol.. i love him coz he puts everything into it!

[natalieecoe]

what a wonderful name

but we'll call you trever

:L:L! love him :D

x

[darkraerae]

Hahah I love how his voice is so posh! lol

[masterthief951]

'Even in Iran we Know Newcastle is a shithole' lol

[axok23]

321,100

[dabiz2007]

331 178

[iseedeadpplz]

well there you go ladies and gentlemen thats a little ethinic thing i do at the start HAHAHAHA

[T5andRSNmusic]

4:23!!

[T5andRSNmusic]

3:20!!

[pschoticteam]

the geordie bit is mint

he works the accent perfectly

i nearly died after watching it 3 times over

couldn't draw a full breath

[onklebert]

I love his Newcastle Jokes, and im a geordie xD

[ElixrOnfire]

Newcastle fucking rules

[J575]

his funniest face is at 4:35

[02pg059]

What do you think of it? Blade runner is okay. Ok its bludy brilient yu fat bastad. I walked away he goes hea man i caled yus a fat bastad ,wat yows goin to du bout it?

AND

Irish people are very very fourth right. If they dont like you they just say gd hey yur a funy man, yu fink your funy yur shite, yu big fat basturd, what makes yu fink yu can do yur job yu big fat basturd? LOL

[Epicnezz]

2:25 lol!!!

[dreadlocksRkool]

0:53 lol