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  • Matt Dillahunty's brother

  • @sk8tafrnk Meh! I've been called worse.....a lot worse...lol

  • @rednecktrucker1969 Hey. Matt Dillahunty's a sexy man.

  • -Simpsons did it!

    -Isaac Asimov's Guide to the Bible.

  • I think it would take more than 50 pages to correct all the scientific errors in the Bible. You would have to use awful small print to do that. Does obvious contradictions count as scientific errors, you know like the sun, moon, earth and sea are established forever versus heaven and earth shall pass away and there will be a new earth without a sea.

  • @hydrolito check with kirk and ray on that one....lol

  • Fuck! If I had the time I'd doing it! I read through the Atheist Bible Companion online. It should be man's second best friend. Obviously the dog is #`1

  • What Ray Comfort did with "Origin" is on a par with gang bangers "tagging" other people's property. What do you think of graffiti assholes who paint on other people's houses? That's Ray Comfort in a nutshell. He should be in a nutHOUSE.

  • You do know that Banana Man actually DELETED more than 4 chapters of Darwins' text that demonstrates evidence of evolution as well as adding the 50 pages of nonsense. Comfort's version is an atrocity!

  • did not know that, I will have to check it out.

  • @xephyr1000 hey now. you get a free copy of the origin of species and as a bonus you get 50 sheets of toilet paper!

  • i love this video !!!

    (Not only this one, all your Atheist VS Christian video's are great ! )

  • thanks! More coming soon.

  • only a perfect creator could produce a book binder strong enough to contain a corrective insert placed directly into a bible.

    wait , I think 1" thick transparent aluminum would do the job.

  • nice Star Trek 4 reference.

  • I think the NT was made to make the "God" in the OT look better.

    Then the Koran came by to put their two cents in.

    The the Mormon's came by and did their over view of it.

    Hell, why not an atheist, oh oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bad idea!!

  • Hmmmmm......

  • Lol. I wonder how many people will tear out the ridiculous introduction... I'd still like a copy, be good for a laugh ;)

  • Oddly enough, When Darwin wrote the Origin of Species he was a Christian. Though later he did end up denouncing his faith, that's not the point though.

  • I have read the Origin of Species and have a copy, with out the new intro. :)

  • still laughing. Great video! thanks!

  • I agree.

  • *****

  • Good one.

  • Several people have suggested this lol, it sounds like a good idea to me.

  • Awesome video. Update the bible to be right with science? What about history, and other academic arts? LoL, may as well update Littleredridinghood, FFS.

    Didn't one of your founding fathers (Lincoln?) take all the superstitious bullshit out of the New Testament, and left only the positive things Jesus said?

  • That was Thomas Jefferson, and it is still in the Congress. lol

  • haha very good! I bet you couldnt resist that one! Good work Redneck, you rock as always!

  • Yes it's called Jefferson Bible, or The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth.

  • you guys are way off!

    it would take much more than 50 pages to correct the errors that ca pretty much be found on every page of it

    =)

    great videos by the way!

  • Felt like it took a little bit too much from OMGITZCRIS but still good.

  • This was shot a week ago, and I have not seen hers yet. We have to shoot 3-4 on Saturdays, then I post them throughout the week. Ya know what they say though, great minds think alike.

  • You should go check it out. Its a really good video (also look at Coughlan's)

  • I loved the out takes. But yeah it would take more than 50 pages. I want one of those books to shard with my father in law for Xmas but no way to get to a campus to get one.

  • It would take WAY more than 50 pages to 'fix' the bible. I think the best way to make it scientific would be taking every page and using it for rat cage lining at the research lab.

  • Add 50 pages to the bible to make it correct with science? roflmao. That was an awesome line

  • 50 pages? Bah! You'd quadruple the size of that thing. We could call it "Bible saga: how a bunch of brozen-age myths screwed us all."

  • Great vid!

    I plan to go to UVA to get one (or more) of those books! :)

  • All bibles need a sticker that says "Warning! Contains fairy tales for adults!" and one with "Warning! Contains content inappropriate for children (murder, rape, incest, etc.)."

  • If they are gonna do that to the Origin of Species they should add a 50 page forward to the bible!!

  • Man everyone is doing the Bible correction joke. It is hilarious but I have seen it five times before today.

  • Maybe so, but none of em are as cool as Redneck

  • I think someone should do just that too.

  • You would need several hundred pages to correct the bible's mistakes. It would be as thick as the bible, as the bible in it's entirety is ridiculous and absurd.

  • Very good Idea!

  • hahahha i was thinking the same thing bout doing the 50 pages to the bible :P

  • ★★★★★

  • LOL, I know you are going for comedy, but damn that's a great idea :) I'd love to see someone much more competent than me write a forward to the bible and hand them out at churches.

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