50 MORE JOKES in FOUR MINUTES

[VenusAdela]

Wait...you already said number 46! I'm so disappointed in you, Hank :(

[thecrazyzenzy]

21. 22. 23. 24. LOL'D.

[uilregit]

best micky mouse impression ever

[LamanKnight]

Then the bartender says "We don't serve faster-than-light particles!" A neutrino walks into a bar.

[wynning25]

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They usually screw in the Burrow..........

[NCISSpecialAgentJade]

I like the Micky Mouse one. Your voice was SPOT ON!!

[lollyblaster]

because he's fucking goofy

[Wr3ck4g3]

Poke her face! lol

[godswordistruth34]

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favorite was probably: i was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger; then it hit me...

[tschouschai]

OVER 9000!

[ArchaicWarlock777]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar...and doesn't.

[24hoursayear]

You know how to get to my mythical land (RhettandLink reference) of Wales, now all you have to do is visit me! ;)

[diemutterfuckerdie]

American must have really big fridges!

[iwantsumfries]

what do you do with a dead scientist

you buriem

[kingmushroom100]

How does Moses make his tea.....Hebrews it.....

[Nytrouse]

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"

"Because then it would be my dick."

[cheeseequalsyum]

Adorable Hank is adorable.

[Ashcool1998]

What do you call a dear with no eyes? No eye dear.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye dear.

[AngieDNalalal13]

@Ashcool1998 I heard this one from my friend today: what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no "reproductive parts"? Still no f*ckin' eye deer.

[shootingstars5678]

it wasn't until five jokes later that i finally got #32 . . . d'oh!

[bridgxmc9393]

Ahh you mentioned Charlie!! I <3 @Charlieissocoollike :) and you lol

[bladegirl8940]

why do you like elephants

[xXWhosThatXx]

You have used 46 before

[TreyRust]

Billy mays is dead? Not cool anymore...

[sksnaperules]

this is GREAT! but it's pronounces ju-lee-us Cai-ser

[lovelovegiraffe]

two silk worms were in a race. they ended up in a tie :D

[ThisFutureAuthor]

the frisbee is getting bigger joke reminded me of when i got hit in the face with a frisbee, let me tell you all you can get out is "wh-- AAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" because you will be bleeding on the ground in less than a second.

[OwlCityFan26]

It's weird that my 3 favorite youtubers are fans of each other :P

[Greblegah]

@OwlCityFan26 it COULD mean your mind is very very narrow. Or that they are very very much alike. Or very very funny.

[thecrazyzenzy]

Lolololol 26.

[FallingSky7]

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

[puregenius7112]

In Arizona, it is illegal to make sexual contact with certain species of cactuses. This isn't a joke. Cactus raping is a serious and alarmingly high per capita felony.

[Joannellie]

17



[narwalluvr]

9, 17

[TheScreamingReviewer]

it took me three times of watching the video to get #20.

*headdesk*

[MsMoonfan4ever]

Because he's DEAD!

[cocaotheobromida]

Oh! And @Badboyz9472 "the calendar's days are numbered," judging by the tone of voice Hank uses in this video, he is threatening the calendar's life using the cliched "your days are numbered," and he is making a pun on the fact that the calendar's days actually are numbered.

It took me a while, too.

[cocaotheobromida]

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side

The Higgs Boson particle walks into a church and the preacher starts yelling "You call yourself the God Particle? That's blasphemy!" until the Higgs Boson particle interrupts him and says "Hey, without the Higgs Boson particle, how can you have mass?"

What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[TheRaygunTribe]

what do you call a deer with no eyes

no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs

still no idea

what do you call a deer with no eye, legs and no penis

severely dismembered

[Badboyz9472]

Okay someone is gonna have to explain what "The calendars days are numbered" means.

[jacomas18]

@Badboyz9472 a retard realises that the calenders days r numbered

[SwiftRiver987]

@Badboyz9472 The calendar's days are NUMBERED! Calendars are numbered from 1 to at least 30. Get it? Numbered!

[pivotman64]

@SwiftRiver987 at least 28 actually, february and all that

[STOPDOTZ]

Should have seen the DBZ light bulb joke coming...but i didn't.

*head desk*

[SteveTheKitteh]

8!

[OCDHeifer]

Are you the voice of mickey mouse...?

[RyanLiffen]

Barman says we don't serve tachiyons in here.

A tachiyon walks into a bar!

[jacomas18]

thumbs up if u stop it at 2:09 XD

[jacomas18]

8 and 9

[sasukeichigo12]

I'd like to say the actual pun to joke #37. "Who many dragon ball z character does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" 2 but it takes 5 episodes :)

[Ignelux]

Y'know, you should be a voice actor :D

[Hemuthecookielord]

I finally realize now why there are no purple elephants

[IamOdinite]

YAY! Elephant jokes :D I tell some terrible ones myself.

[othellobunny]

what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? ackkkkk

[StarGazer2o2]

I loved 38 and 39!

[DemonDancingDove]

It may just be the lighting/background change but you hve wesome hair! *hugs*

[7318096]

mickey joke still has me cracking up

[nathanjamesgoodner]

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

[liz72098]

37... Beautiful... Just... Just beautiful...

[wardemon46]

this is technically 50 jokes in 3 mins and 59 seconds because 3:59 doesn't exist

[fsriders]

@wardemon46 then techinically its 50 jokes in 3 minutes and 38 seconds XD

[1hufflepuff]

i loved you Dragonball Z joke

[diger90]

17, 38, 42= score

[Awesomnesswuzhere]

Lmfao every joke video ive seen so far has you saying BECAUSE HES DEAD. In some part of it.. and i always crack up laughing!! :DDDDD

[nanidog92598]

knock knok WHos there Ether Ether who ETher Bunny Knock Knock whos there nuther Nuther who Nuther ether bunny Knock knock whos there Stella] Stella who Stella nuther ether bunny Knock knock whos there cargo Cargo who cargo beep beep and run over all those ether bunnies! HAHAHAh

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

man you rock!

[darkling2222]

I didn't realize how dirty number 49 and 50 were until several days later.

[icecream2000lol]

funny

[youwithaface]

33 - 36 were my favorite. XLJ

[ShortGirlWithGlasses]

AAWW... Bart tender..I get it hahha

[HelloImNiall]

Oooh hair.

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

too bad you didn't have a fake scouter when you said that. you could use a lightbulb too, but that might cut your hand XD

[juditK2007]

Press 4 for him to say four.

[GoldDemonDragon]

my fav: how many dbz characters those it take to screw a lightbulb OVER 9000

[wheresmysanity]

Has anyone heard of a channel called sixifyoucountthelion?

[AnchorBeardJones]

I am disappointed you ruined the elephant joke bit!!! The better one is correct so is the mini copper/mini van one but you forgot to ask how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open door insert elephant close door. I am also not liking the mini cooper parked out front I like the alternative ending of How do get four elephants in the refrigerator open door take out elephant, drive mini into refrigerator, close door. and you missed the cheetah jokes for that bit.

[benjaminfan666]

...he needs to make a list

[ImogensImagination18]

Hehehehe Hank stole Charlie's song

[TheGreedjr]

what do you get when you combine your dad with an ice cube? A popsicle! :D



[rainbow6vegaslover]

press 5 to hear him bark

[Unknownboi88]

A boomerang that doesn't come a Kylie (hunting stick used by Australian aboriginals that does not return)

[jbird160901]

2:D ha a stick

[michaelps2000]

7 ROCKS LOL! 0:36

[austinator414]

What do you call a worm riding on a paper fish? A paper bass rider

[NinjaStar223]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes,legs and on fire?

Still no Flaming ideer

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

Thes had me DYING!

[Starrehchan]

32. Confused?

[lorddragon812]

@Starrehchan TESTICAL AKA PENIS

[tacoismykitty]

@lorddragon812 a testical is not a penis

[TheNintendOtaku]

@lorddragon812 I hope you aren't a guy, because those ARE NOT the same thing.

[NintendoFreakah]

#37 That may be true, but it still takes them about 30 episodes to do it.

[emilytheconfused]

I don't get joke number 18...explain please? :)

[1997dannyb]

i have been a testicle many times...

[CrackShotpistol]

STOP DRINKING COFFEE!!



[dustirenea7]

the dbz one kinda insulted me

>:(

[NarglesMischief]

you really like elephants.

[4thwatcher777]

I don't get #11

[Willandacamera]

@4thwatcher777 There's a number on every day on a calendar.

[dinosluvties]

THAT WAS A SUPERAWESOMECOOLTWEETYSWEET MIKEY IMPRESSION!

[IchigoMashimaroChan]

yep Billy through in the fourth one for free o3o making it 4 people who died on my birthday and that's no joke~

[marshmallowmathers]

That was a really really epic Mickey impersionasion :o

[ChelsieOliviaa]

EPIC MICKEY VOICE! Just had to say that.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Hey, is the bar tender here?

Om nom nom.

[Ms1346793]

Politicians are like Christmas lights half of them don't work and the ones that do arent very bright

[JoyRay156]

This boy and his girlfriend have been fighting a lot lately. One day, the boy had enough. He went up to his girlfriend and asked "hey, wanna see a magic trick?" the girl replied yes. The boy clapped his hands and said "Poof! You're single!"

[TigerBoyUltra]

Here are a few:

Three guys were walking. two of them walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

QUICK! ask me if we have any crackers?

Do we have any crackers?

NO! we be Crackalackin!

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

DAISY ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN!

[Subw00ferman]

Whats worse than driving over a dead baby...... skidding :D

[MrRubik1234]

33-36!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsLoveChuckle]

Number 40 was cool too :)

[MrsLoveChuckle]

I love number 13 :D

[JustAnotherReviewer1]

Hank was doing the 'OVER 9,000' joke before it was cool.

[FlargTheKitty]

Hank looks like a ferret in this video.

[SmittysSelections]

@chris32262 Just as Hank previously said, YouTube trolls suck at insults.

[thenightshroud77]

what do winnie the poo and jack the ripper have in common

the same middle name 'the'

[0IIMENACEII0]

@thenightshroud77 fail

[0IIMENACEII0]

Respond to this video... a blonde is breaking into the painting business. she knocks on a guys door asks, do you need anything painted? guy says ya, my porch could use a painting. Blonde girl agrees. She knocks on the guys door an hour later and tells him that she's finished. Guy says, you didn't paint my porch at all. Girls says, Ya i did, but I don't think it's a porche, it's a lamborgini. hardy har har

[KittyKatM24]

Someone explain the elephants?

[ZeQueEcho]

i dont' get the whales joke. could someone explain it to me?

[bluerosebud96]

@ZeQueEcho Instead of "two whales", think of "to Wales", so the question is "How do you get to Wales in a mini cooper" and the answer is the directions "Same way you get there in any other car, get on the M4 and go across the Severn Bridge" :D

[Lovinspoonsandtogas]

whos john???

[MrAsherProductions]

1:25 XD

[polly10022]

some of the jokes are just...awful

[eonthegreat135]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is Hiding..

[wmat6]

great mickey voice!

[coletsim]

who here is a physic raise my hand

[sugarpuff194]

what starts with f- and ends with -uck.

fight worldsuck

[polly10022]

@sugarpuff194 not funny :)

[Bananna219]

@sugarpuff194 Now that's a nerdfighter joke ;D

[TheAnimeartist2244]

my favorite word starts with "f" and ends in "uck"

my favorite word is "firetruck" what else do you think I'd say?

[0220mikey]

what starts with "f" and eds with "ck" and usually means excitement?

Fishsticks

[chris32262]

U are a fucking dumbass

[MidnightTriptych]

@chris32262 Posts the person that can't spell you correctly...

[Coolkidwithglasses1]

number 37 made me lagh

[EmmaAdams1]

If quizzes make you quizzical, what does a test make you? um, a testical? hilarious what starts with f, ends with uck and often means exitement? a FIRETRUCK!

[EmmaAdams1]

If quizzes make you quizzical, what does a test make you? um, a testical? hilarious

[pcf067]

Did you hear about the blind skunk that tried to rape a fart?

[PolaroidNerd99]

32



[FallingSky7]

*operator* This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.

We have obviously sent it to the wrong page.

We are truly sorry for the inconvenience...*beep*

[hinventon]

there were 3 burglars about to be executed.

one yelled HURRICANE! and they all looked away, and he escaped.

the other guy yelled TORNADO! and the sane thing happened.

the last one yelled FIRE! and they shot him

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@hinventon was the last one blonde?

[CopyvioHunter]

Blonde woman at her preganancy checkup asks her nurse "What position will I be in when I give birth?" Her nurse replies "The same position you were most likely in when you conceived!" "NO F***ING WAY" the blonde screams. "You are NOT stretching me over the hood of my boyfriend's car!"

[craigoandshaneo]

a blonde walked into the doctors and the doctor said where does it hurt? and the blonde said it hurts here *touches her head ow! and here *touches her arm OW!! and here *touches her leg ow!!! then the doctor said you have a broken finger

[zgm177111]

how many dragon ball z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb 1 but it will take 9 episodes

[peerieweirdo]

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

[hawkwardish]

Ah, I knew all the elephant jokes...my band teacher is obsessed with them.

I mean, like, this one guy was telling us to play our music lightly, like a little ballerina dancing around on the stage. And then the elephant steps on her.

And then said band director runs out with this excited look on his face and says, "Did somebody say something about an elephant?"

[JustCallMe253]

It would have been cool if you had put the punch line to the mind-reader joke five or six jokes earlier (but then gone back to the same number when you asked the question, if that makes sense). By the way, I told that joke in class yesterday and it totally spread across my school. XD

[warriorthunderstar]

Whats the diffrence between a waffle and a waffle?

ones soggy and ones hard.

[SpiteSire]

@warriorthunderstar Don't get it.

[warriorthunderstar]

@SpiteSire thats the point.

[HomelessDragons]

@SpiteSire A waffle, is a VAGINA

[skooterseven]

Guy:you know something girl your like a drug.

Girl:why cause I'm addictive.

Guy: No because you ruined my life

[honda887700]

Q: whats long hard and holds semen

A: a submarine..

[McNoat]

Didn't get all the jokes (probably because English isn't my mother tongue), but some are funny (I especially like the one with the frizbee :D).

[whisperdeviant]

22 always makes me giggle

[aqbe1]

8or2... i cant deside.

[csayscccc]

A twoknee fish!!!!!!

[csayscccc]

what do you call a fish with 2 knees!?

[wolvesveil]

thats an amazing mickey mouse impression

[dyvkeen]

What do you call a fish with no eye?  Fsh?

[AntiToesteh]

what an unfunny faggot

[Ignelux]

What do Uncle Sam and Soulja boy have in common?

They both want YOOO

[frazel5]

What is a chicken's favorite composer? "Bach"

love it

[millymollymandylove]

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use his cell phone?

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!

...favorite...

[Goellies]

how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU DONT KNOW, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! (screamed)

<3

[AnUnromanticComedyxD]

@Goellies Wow that's not really something to make fun of.

[shadowpuppy270343]

What is a rabbit's favorite food place?

IHOP.

:)

[MrPowerfulfist]

so you want to divorce your wife

no i said shes fucking goofy

[MegaBob1234567891011]

lmfao

[dgenaraition]

Why did little Tommy Drop his Icecream

Because he got hit by a BUS!

[dgenaraition]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

those who understand binary and those who can't

[gmonsterXD]

I don't understand the elephant/fridge jokes... :(

[InanelyMe]

@gmonsterXD Me neither.

[Bankai1484]

Pickup Line: I would totally nytus your main. (HUSKY)