Machete Movie SUCKS

[DMVusedautoparts]

ok ok im latino and i have to say this by far hte worst movie i have ever seen i dont hate the white man but this movie really made me laugh robert deniro broke my heart michelle rodriguez godamn all these talented actors and they still made this a REALLY REALLY BAD MOVIE I WAS SO DISSAPOINTE DTHAT DANNY TREJO AFTER ALL HIS HARD YEARS FINALLY GETS A MOVIE AND ITS SUCKED SO BAD , THANKS ROBERT RODRIGUEZ YYOU FUCKED UP WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT MARIACHI FAG

[hotbabygurl35]

lmao... its a tarantino movie... not a freakin reality show or whatever... i guess u didnt get that at all...

[nestea678]

theannoyingpotato

[strudel89]

You should worry about more important things like your health by the way i love your spelling "mashhhe-T" havent you heard how they pronounce it in the song?

[xXTHEDOUCHEBAGXx]

Lose weight

[Kelace]

The fuck is that thing, and why is it speaking?

[Rrichthe3]

lol big fuckin deal potato, its just a movie, i didnt flip out over a time to kill...

[zombiedude1411]

1st of all quit complaining and enjoy the damn movie

2nd of all itsa GRINDHOUSE type movie!!! they dont care for good acting or storyline they just let people enjoy the sex blood gore etc.

3rd of all robert rogriguez is a badass so is Danny Trejo

4th of all if you hate machete you hate mexicans

and finally you have the hugest forehead

[mynameismudddd]

@zombiedude1411

I don't hate Mexicans yet I fucking hate Machete. It was corny and laughable.

I pretty sure there's Mexicans out there that would hate this movie too.

[lovestospooge6969]

Why so potato?

[marowithe]

hahaha look at your face.....what happend

[MidgeyMe]

Mrs. Potato Head

[Zurisht]

Also, I loved the line "I don't hate ALL Mexicans...." Who is the racist? lol Maybe you should look in the mirror if you want to see racism....and a potato.

[Zurisht]

Your logic is retarded. SO retarded. You do realize this is a movie, right? You do realize their have been movies with other races getting killed and no huge uprising and mass murder has happened, right? I'm just trying to make sure you understand the difference between a movie and reality, because this movie is OBVIOUSLY not meant to be taken seriously. It is a movie done in the style of Grindhouse and it is outlandish in every way to fit the grindhouse style.

Also, are you a potato?

[raqno]

i just hope this aint real, else it would absoluetly describe my impression of the typical smallminded american.

[Dancing88Mike]

also the movie 300 the character Ephialtes comes to mind.

[Dancing88Mike]

Ok I'm white and I usually laugh at the sterotype we get of having incestual relationships and all blah blah blah. However for once I question this girls lineage. She looks like she came straight out of the back woods. Everyone Run I hear Banjo Music

[Cetramarius]

@Bobbyhamster This IS a planet. Infact the new one they discovered we could live on after earth. Rich in karbo-dioxide

[TyeDyeGuyRy]

They could have made an entire movie with the time it would take to chop you up.

[MangBang08]

GRINGO! Do you have elephantitis? This is a terrible affliction. Goodluck in your troubles ahead.

[Tokyo13cutie]

If you haven't heard, you really should watch a movie before reviewing it.

Your comments are ignorant as well as the fact that you think that you'll give a precise critique on it when you haven't even gotten up to see it.

If you're not going to see the movie, at least Wiki the plot before running your mouth about it.

[jorre877]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS .... no wait.. its a potato nevermind

[warezwa1d0]

fuck mexicans, they are subhuman skum. They bitch about whites bu tlook at their fucking country. They are intellectually inferior skum

[swgredrider]

It's too bad those mexicans don't hate potatoes.

[eldanloco]

I am a potato person *4 second pause* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I elongate every first word of my next sentence *5 second pause* buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I'M A POTATO!!!!!

[0pine0tron6000]

"It's not just a white thing..." [it's a potato head thing]

[juggernaut1990]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOUR. FACE????

[KrizpyKing]

Holy shit man the fucking harpoons and take this fucking whale down

[supertoaster7]

didnt u play the cave troll in lord of the rings ?

[jushax]

shut the fuck up u fat whale u should see the movie first u fat bitch fucking racist whore u dun goofed the consequences will never be the same

[TheBerzerker1]

.... Ok, you haven't even seen the movie at all. Fuck, you should actually try seeing the movie, and I don't think cause of a movie some, crazy ass shit is gonna happen.

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

Dumbest chick I've seen in ages.

"I've had a feeling for some time that something was going to happen in America"

"I don't hate every Mexican"

Alright, stop right there sister. So you're suggesting the Mexicans will rise against their white overlords and masters? lol wut.

[willisaroger]

u so fat

[tedescowned]

Fugly humpback whore.

[ShoeMage]

You are hurt. And this is a shitty attempt at reverse psychology.

And on that note:

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE! BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN, IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL! THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME - HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY! AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW, AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!

WHITE

WHALE

HOLY

GRAIL!

[JohnJangard]

Oh my god...Why..won't you just die. You get an idea, and then you start ranting about it, thinking you're sooo smart. But no. Don't play smart. Respond to this please. Would like to hear another shitty argument. God damn you're stupid.

[ScotchMonkey08]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[madisonjw1]

dear GOD you're ugly.

[s13driftking]

op confirmed for dumbass

[Bleetness]

White people dont say racial slurs every five minutes? What country do you live in?

[ej3dj]

The Harpoons... Man Them!

[BakiliTempest]

WTF are you talking about? You are one of the craziest racist bitches I have ever had the displeasure to listen to.

[Kspr121]

go eat some hamburgers! And leave the internet alone!

[Contact907]

Jesus Christ you are fucking ignorant.

I highly recommend working on your intelligence, as your aesthetics have no use whatsoever.

Actually no, just kill yourself.

[steffan0213]

OMFG. Your atleast one of the top 3 ugliest dumb bitches ive ever had the displeasure of seeing. What the shit is going on with your forehead.

[sofakingtrollin]

wtf is up with long pauses....and you're ugly....I would like to see someone try to cho me up, keep one in the chamber one flying thru the air...and you're ugly

[wolfleader12]

..........................try watching the movie prejudice idiot its based of other movies that danny trejo because thats the character he's portrayed in so many movies and he's almost never been a main character and now he finally gets his part

[Godisableedingfaggot]

how can you live with yourself you hideous monster....if you havent heard of the director or quentin tarantino then an hero NAO....thats how there movies are made....if you havent even see the movie shut your ugly ass up. And im not even mad nigger spic.

[MTShound]

You didn't watch the movie and you review it? how stupid can potatoes get

[walkman1567]

"I don't hate every mexican that comes to america, i don't. I support people who come to this country and learn english."

i don't hate people, i don't. I support people who atleast have enough common sense to watch a movie before stating their very ignorant opinions about it and related sociopolitical movements out side the cinema. I am white but unlike you i understand that we have so many latino immigrants today because every move america has made since the late 50s has been ruining the

[walkman1567]

@walkman1567 stability of south and central american countries to help keep out communism and support the american economy. I'm not even directly affected and i want to cut people like you up with a chainsaw

[Parkerhugs]

the space between her eyes and her eyebrows and her eyes and her chin are exactly the same.

[wwwyzzzerddd311]

OH GOD THE MEXICANS ARE COMING FOR US!!!! THEYRE GONNA CHOP US UP!!!! retard

[defmarz]

you she doesnt hate every mexican just most....

[blackangel42]

You don't get the fucking idea of the movie at all.

do research.

its a character from another purposely overly silly movie,

called planet terror.

fucking ignorant dumbshit.

[bootycentral]

who taught the potato to speak?

I'll boil you, potato. with green onions and garlic.

mmmm, mashed bitch potato.

[esemaniac13]

@bootycentral

i lol'd

[anonoriginalname]

You make me wish my eyelids had tiny teeth inside.

[K1ll4Satan666]

dat five head

[reco1L9200]

think about this girls life. think harder. LOL.

[theexpelled027]

i couldn't even look at her face for more then 7 seconds. ..

[KaaruMorlim]

It's called a movie you stupid bitch

[Johnnynuts1991]

Biggest ugliest forehead ever, but it suits the biggest ugliest face i've ever.

[lcnelson3]

Lost so fucking hard.

[countvoncount123]

fuck man i don't know if i can finish this without raging hard. didn't know kirby would rate movies without seeing them

[charlie861i]

WHY IS THERE A TALKING POTATO ON THE SCREEN

[Dekcufdnim]

@charlie861i How dare you call a snorlax a potato they are very hard to fidn you know!

[hoopmajik]

don't be concerned, potatoes don't have races, so you're safe

[movizrock]

@hoopmajik omfg ur a genuis

[doomtrigger]

You dun retarded. yeah you dident watch the movie AND GAWD DAM YOUR FOREHEAD IS HUGE. you are going to be killed my a mexican really.....

[1whoisnot]

please dont reproduce

[roxaspwns1]

Nigga, you ugly.

[UsAginstTheWorldx]

RAGED.

[FpsDeffy]

MAN THE MACHETES

[bosti27]

You make Danny Trejo look like a supermodel... really... The harpoons, they must be manned!

[MrBillyballsack]

... I've never seen any one wth forehead fat before

[mauricinho]

thumbs up if youre a /b/ro

[Andorian25]

@mauricinho second.

[xaniasx]

Wow first of all you are incredibly fat and disgusting.

Ok now to my actual point...

You have to watch the movie you dumb fucking cunt, the movie has absolutely nothing to do with what you just talked about.

If you think Gringo is a racial slur you are the biggest cunt I've ever seen. Gringo was actually made a racial slur by americans, invented when mexicans who couldn't speak english, so they said "Green Go" to soldiers in their country because they weren't wanted in their villages.

[stealingchairs]

i like your forhead

[Skottrandom]

you are dumb... go eat another whale.

[AktionFaust]

What a monster... Are you even a Human? Someone should kill you with fire for the humanity sake. I'm very scared of ugly can be your children...

[HybridPineapple]

WHALE WHOPPAH

[pogothem]

You are the largest female human I have ever seen.

[madklowndisease]

I don't hate EVERY mexican...

[Tlaxgar]

Not gonna lie, all whites ALL racist gringos. like myself =3

ttfn youtube and /b/ !!!

[Chiakakiri]

AH!

Oh god it scared me.

[Skulletman5300]

you need to stop trying to make sense of movies when you dont know shit

fat fucking whore

you need to be chopped up

[Lukeistheshiznit]

Jesus fuck, you are the bane of human kind.

Go practice more wicca so you can turn yourself into a person with something interesting to talk about, and not be some ugly nigger who wants people to accept them for being a quirky tard.

[castsnoshadows]

also, congratulations on sounding somewhat normal. when i started this vid i was sure you were going to sound like the troll you appear to be.

seriously, you are hideous. i know at this point im just being a dick and resorting to personal insults. however i found you to be so stupid i truly beleive that any ridicule you bring yourself, will actually be better for you in the long run.

[Robz14]

all i hear is

MOOOOOOOOOM! MOAR HOT POCKETS ADFGASFDL:"AF

You got some chubby cheeks, i can hear them slapping together every time you try to put together a word of the English language.

Please go die in a fire.

[castsnoshadows]

HAHHAHAHAH LOL you have to be the biggest retard i have ever seen in my life.

not only are you reviewing a movie you have never seen, but you are genuinely afraid of the civil unrest it will bring? FUCKING LOL YOU MUST HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A 5 YEAR OLD.

when i saw night of the living dead when i was 7, it fucked me up. like bad. so i kind of understand where you are coming from. however i beleive at whatever age you are, you should understand the difference between a movie and reality.

[mastechief8]

Can you count to potato?

[vanessssaa]

cabeza papa

[Mattco92]

does her forehead ever end? xD

[Anarki23x]

shut the fuck up and submit to the liberal agenda.

[Mattco92]

ewwww xD

[FreddyBigMac]

So...let me get this straight. Haven't seen the movie and haven't read the script? And you're turning this into a race issue? I cannot wait until the race war, I'm joining the minorities...

[JuiceDvHyziN]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

[SuperRicot]

ahahahahaha. brilliant. keep up the good work.

[psychon18]

Seems like they butplugged her out on the chin wtf happened to her :X. If you post smthing like this HIDE UR FACE IF UR THAT UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

[RulesOfADevil]

EAT CUM FUCKING CUMWHALE.

WHALECUM LOVES YOU

FAT FACE IS FAT YO!

JOIN ME /B/ROTHERS!

XXX. SEXY ANONYMUS LUVR <3

[stabbastardseatcandy]

get the fuck out of my country you brain damaged, racist, selfish, uninformed, self righteous, judgemental waste of a sperm and egg. Not only do you look like the baby in Eraserhead you dont even bother to read what you attack. Please let your followup video be your suicide.

[havok331]

this chick has no clue what she is talking about... dumb bitch

[AwkwardManiac]

You make me blind with rage, i want to cut your face off and feed it to a goat. I hope mexicans kill you. You would die instantly and the mexicans could feast off your body for 8 years. loose the fivehead

[AwkwardManiac]

Do your fucking research whore then die!!

[theodoreswift]

Better do what she says guys, The brainzilla hears all and fears nothing...

[brandman546]

I'm in love.

[spazzydec2]

the shape of her head is not right.

[Cetramarius]

@spazzydec2 I think it´s this illegal alien race called "pumpkinesians"

[DonAngelo91]

gonna come with my machete and chop your ugly potatoface to fuckin french fries

[RAWRimmacheetah]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[RAWRimmacheetah]

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[RAWRimmacheetah]

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[HugeGuts]

SWEET JESUS, WHAT IS THAT!?

[metalkay]

Never heard about sarcasm , young lady? Use your brain.

IT'S A MOVIE ! *facepalm*

[flyingbackwards88]

...AAAANNNNNNDDDD...

Isn't it funny how the majority of people who fear this type of hypothesized situation are those who wouldn't have the capacity or ability to defend themselves in the least bit.

[flyingbackwards88]

...AAAANNNNNNDDDD...



[jcastl05]

"I dont hate every mexican..."

LOL

you dumb cunt, aint shit going to happen cause there was a lame ass violent movie. Now STFU or count to potato

[rsagardia]

wow....racist potato thinks mexicans are gonna chop her up because of a movie...racist potato should get fried in oil.

[AnarchoElk]

As a white person, I hope the mexicans go after you first.

[halabalo195]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[toppkrforlife]

WHY IS HER FACE LIKE THAT? LOL OMG

[MrGrayOak]

This is the exact reason i don't like youtube, don't film yourself talking about whatever you want, think before you speak ffs

[DINFERI]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[ghettocow]

HOW CAN POTATO TALK?!?

[bossgen]

ITS A FUCKING MOVIE! your one of thoes people that would say GTA series might make people try to become a drug kingpin or something point is its a fucking movie FOR entertainment....

[danthemango]

holy crap a talking potato. bravo, OP, bravo. Now seriously, how was this video done?

[spikehosinski]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Were your parents identical twin whales?

[s10049259]

You look like your gonna go out of breath just by talking. Do the world and yourself a favour by either shutting up or killing yourself.

[manufactur3d]

There are more of us than there are of them.

[aarongeaton]

wow you are possibaly one of the grossest things to ever walk this planet. thanks to you i lost in a raging thread. fuck you, you dirty fat mother fucker.

[AdamRobertPayne]

@KidVlogger317 I didnt say i thought everyone in the U.S was like this. I said what drags the U.S down is people like this.

[HaioHaoi]

WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRAIL!

[gldys45]

wtf is wrong with your face, wtf are u ranting about....gtfo my internets

[rayisyourlover]

I think hispanic americans should be CHOPPED UP

[MliDgr]

oh, my, fucking, duck..

Your way too ugly to talk shit about ANYTHING

[Ch3sterB]

what is that

[Spaztian]

You are fat.

[FPSManiacGaming]

"I don't hate every mexican, I support them coming to america......" Wait wait wait, So mexican americans can't be born in america? Then wtf is the "Mexican-American" thingy?!?! You're right, We're all illegal and had to learn english in our mid 30's.

[Obscht93]

whats happend with her face?:O

[NarutoFireFox84]

@Obscht93 Shes plate face, king of the retards. Dontyaknowanything

[RomeoZwerver]

So I heard about this thing called being fat, and how you are verry verry fat.

[sturedenlure]

Exploitation. Look it up.

[juggalohomiez9]

Fat ugly bitchy ugly fake punk bitch critic who sucks fat bitch dick at criticizing movies sucks big fat horse donkey dog dick.

[talks11111]

Ignorant.

[AdamRobertPayne]

This is whats wrong with The United States and people in General.

[KidVlogger317]

@AdamRobertPayne I take offense to that being an American, please don't think this of everyone in the US just because this talking potato made you think otherwise.

[Zacq768]

And she probably thinks Pandora is a real planet.

[brainwashattempt]

THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE QUENTIN TARENTINO THIS IS VIRAL MARKETING DO A BARREL ROLL OUT OF HERE OR MAN THE HARPOONS WITH ME!!!

Machetes a great movie, I hope it succeeds in its ULTIMATE GOAL and every gringo is exterminated but cheleathefattestwitchintheworl­dfirst

ALSO BITCH THERE WERE SOME WHITE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE WHO WERE FAVORABLE TO THE CAUSE

[SweetCaramelaki]

Fat bitch is fat.

[KidVlogger317]

Why are you holding your camera sideways!? I hate people that do that!

[gintroubad]

SHOULD'VE SENT MACHETE

POTATO PEELER NOT BIG ENOUGH

[Ryuuken117]

Are you a potato?

[Batterman90]

It looks like your head hit a truck!

[KidVlogger317]

@Batterman90 No, it looks like she IS a truck.