How To Sell Girl Scout Cookies

[TMendrala]

This is a parody of the 1992 movie "Glengarry Glen Ross" - rated R (for language). "Closers" close real estate deals in this movie about unscrupulous real estate agents.

[splashyfish99]

Rofl! I'm a Senior, been in the business eight years and counting. This video was freaking hilarious. I'm definitely showing this to my troop!

[coolclaudia1234]

WTF!?!?!

They r rude

[misscutycake]

im a junior

[thepinkflamingoduh]

You think I'm effin' with you? .__.

Why am I watching this?

[Taylorfan1ification]

Im a Cadette and this is our motto to sell cookies!!!

[Girlscoutcookies1485]

@Taylorfan1ification Are you a Taylor Swift fan too? so am I! :)

[Taylorfan1ification]

@Girlscoutcookies1485 Yeah! What troop? Im 2241!

[Girlscoutcookies1485]

@Taylorfan1ification 1485, What state? I think I may know some people in that troop!

[NWA90s]

what the fuck did i just watch

[drlukecheeze]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CLOSER!

[misscutepuppy102]

are you cadette,senior,or ambassidor?

[misscutepuppy102]

are you cadette,senior,or ambassidor

[agimcomas]

you insulted the cool aid...GO TO JAIL!!!

[BrittanytheJBFAN]

That girl is evil

[OneVoiceStudios]

Kool-aid is for closers? WHAT ARE CLOSERS?

[tacoassassin87]

I find this hard to mastibate to

[iceecreamx2]

1 f'n box

[misscutepuppy102]

i love girl scouts i'm a brownie do you know that 1 girl scout can sell their cookies at a gas station?

[agimcomas]

@misscutepuppy102 im a brownie too! yes i know ! i was so cute in that uniform de woman bought

3 boxes!!!

[MiatureRobloxian]

If girls scouts ever met a boy scout.... He would say GTFO!!!! and use any weapons to fuck her off

[Girlscoutcookies1485]

@MiatureRobloxian I went out with a boyscout, dont try it

[Amazingsuperstar13]

Lol funny

[smileyface31799]

Quite a language for little girls...

[Girlscoutcookies1485]

@smileyface31799 yeah! my troop leader played this video for our whole troop! lol! was she mad!

[TG4Family]

Oh, come on people!! This is hysterical!!!

GGGR can't compare to this stuff. Wow.

She was awesome.

[grdhd]

time to fuck

[capnhands]

they should train them how to dissassemble M4's, knife fighting, garrots and survival with a combat knife.

[ironvhs]

sassy but, cool

[InformationNotValid]

Lol, that uniform that girl is wearing is really old. It doesn't even make sense!

[mjl1966y]

ABC

Always

Buy

Cookies

[mjl1966y]

OMG, funniest GGGR parody ever. (I don't know how you other folks can't find this funny as hell.)

Put.. the Kool-Aid.. down.

You're not Girl Scouts. Girl Scouts close.

Yacht camp.

Potheads.

Are your a closer or are you a little girl? I'll be laughing for days over this. gawd.

Nice smack up side the head of GSA, too. Heh.

[littleangelz101]

lol. . . .

[jovanrapboy]

3:28 FTW

[Molagbal38]

PUUT ZE COOKIE DOWWWN!

[Tansey81]

Good idea here. But why not just bring in a man to play the role as the motivator? Would've been much funnier to see a grown man in a suit (like Baldwin) yelling at a bunch of little girls

[dkbk78]

step one. dont make fun of GIRL SCOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[dseaholts]

That last comment is wayyyy funnier than even this video

[dseaholts]

That last comment is wayyyy funnier than even this video

[KALECO773]

I love how the AD right before was for beer xD

[weeeimflying]

funny. :)

[OverlordRulerOfAll]

Hey, don't listen to psychotic and probably jealous, broke-down, indie-movie-maker-failure bitches like PeoplesChampion9050 or whatever the hell he is down below - this is an great piece of film making.

The Timing, the Editiing, the Direction and choice of shot? The background framing? The Music, the Sound balance?...The Script and the immediacy of the characters?

The silent girl who poured the KA and her WTF reaction face, plus her lean forward into shot at 1:35 had me on the floor. Come on.

[pirateroseGS]

As an adult, I found this hilarious, but as a leader, I'm disappointed they had to have the girls use psuedo swear language, otherwise I would have shared it with my scouts.

[xXxERICxXx8]

just gimmie the fuckin cookies

[prettybutdeadly143]

im a girlscout i just stand there and ppl just come up to me and bye i dnt even shed a sweat

[gymnasticscanbe4ever]

@prettybutdeadly143 same here

[sceed135]

Check out the girl scout cookie rap I just uploaded and please subscribe

[NerdyInuYashaLover]

Im a girl scout and I sell cookies by using the crutches from wehn I broke my leg to make people feel sorry for me. >:) Im so evil. Mwhahahaahhaha!!

[gayboytommy20010]

LMAO

[jacqcar19]

One effin' box of Samoas ! 

[MadGenomicist]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha its takes guts to remove girl scout cookies

[predlycon]

3:20, the mom of the other girl disappears from the bench. those cookies must have some magic.

[WarriorBoy]

Pretty EFFING good.

[PigLatinDirector]

"Are you a closer, or a little girl? I'm both..."

Very funny everyone, and don't listen to any mean comments. These are a bunch of girls and some cool adults that thought this was funny, don't rain on their parade. I love Glengarry Glen Ross, and I love the SNL spoof they did in the the north pole. This will always be a funny sketch and you did a great job.

[furstenfeldbruck]

i always buy as many as they can carry. shyyyt those cookies are the best!

[PeoplesChampion9050]

Listen carefully all idiots, cunts, and stupid little fucks who are trying to convince us this shit is funny. The basis for humor in this capacity would be the paraody of Alec Baldwin's profane rant in the movie Glengarry Glen Ross and incorporating with that a setting that is unbecoming of profanity (Girl Scout meeting)...but you fucking morons missed a key element....

They actually have use the profanity, you stupid fucking morons!

[ufgt1989]

2:15 seniors, potheads. hahaha

[DragonAce9]

is this supposed to be funner or better than alec baldwins act??

[mattgb666]

Lol! Great Glengarry Glen Ross spoof girls!

[mikeandroe]

Oh, I get it...it's funny because they curse. FAIL.

[vidbudsforever]

why r u cursing

[MonsterHighRocks1000]

Maribelle silver is hideous

[whh01]

ABC

A - Always

B - Be

C - Closing

[msradioman]

Good motivation going into cookie selling season.

[remotehog1]

ha ha very good lesson in salesmanship.

[mousey2134]

old duds love this

[mousey2134]

@jukio02 sick

[welhungjohnson]

it's hard out here for a pimp

[swillard69austin]

Wish they hadn't used the generic cussing so I could share it with my troop....can they redo it & clean it up a little? They might hear this language all the time, but I sure don't want my troop to think its okay to use it. Don't think its a Girl Scout message, at least not in Texas...don't know what they do elsewhere. but it was cute

[glitchesandglitter]

@swillard69austin it's a parody of the movie glenngary glen ross

[swillard69austin]

Wish they hadn't used the generic cussing so I could share it with my troop....can they redo it & clean it up a little? They might hear this language all the time, but I sure don't want my troop to think its okay to use it. Don't think its a Girl Scout message, at least not in Texas...don't know what they do elsewhere.

[goofygirl1011]

i feel u sister girl scout avi here,its hard

[jangelini]

unfunny

[Dinosaur567Rawr]

bitchess .!

[ashugart]

You think any of these girls have actually seen Glengarry Glen Ross?

[AtoZfunny999]

Ha ha ROFL too funny! I loved it im showing this to all my friends

[pirucreek]

lol

[JAVMAN83]

I think this is terrible to bring vile language adult movies into the realm of children. Use of the term "effing" is not appropriate within a child's vernacular.

[kweechy]

@JAVMAN83

I promise you, by age 4 they've all heard fuck before.

[ibanezman]

@JAVMAN83 I think it's terrible that it's 2010 and some people still think there is a such thing "vile" language.Get over it, they are words. Kids could be doing MUCH worse than saying some word that is for some illogical reason deemed to be "inappropriate". It's absurd that some words are off limits. It's all an illusion created by society. Drugs, underage sex, dropping out of school, those are REAL things that harm kids. Bad words are an illusion of something harmful. What's wrong with people?

[pendantry]

@ibanezman Girl Scouts USA ARE doing much worse than using some bad language - they are being cynically used to sell a product containing an ingredient (palm oil) that is implicated in rainforest decimation, orangutan habitat destruction and human rights violations. I'm amazed I've got half-way through the comments on this absolutely fracking brilliant video and there's been NOT ONE mention of this.

Somehow, I think the point is being missed.

Google "Make Girl Scout Cookies Rainforest-Safe".

[ibanezman]

@pendantry Seriously ? Go fuck yourself you stupid tree hugging piece of shit. I hope a giant Orangutan wants to thank you for your concerns and fucks you straight up the ass.

[willzyx1980]

@JAVMAN83

Fuck off you worthless pansy. This video would have been so much better if it had actual swearing in it. But it never will, because of big brother assholes like you.

[biteitoff]

@willzyx1980 hahaha! right on!

[FUwogs]

poo poo negro hair

[JUKIO01]

this is good tips

[AraratCenter]

lol

[AtoZfunny999]

ima girl scout, and this video was a lot of encouraging help.....in a funny way

[mousey2134]

@AtoZfunny999 very

[davehutchinson67]

It's just funny..anyone who doesn't like it doesn't understand they are just kids....and you know something? The girl knows her stuff...lol...

[littletwin78]

"Kool-Aid's for closers."

[TheJomogogo]

This was a GREAT idea for a spoof of Glengarry Glenross ...but...it just ....sort of......sucks.

[ragjersey]

how do girl scouts blow cookie sales? they're only sold 1nce a year! i will buy a years supply next time

[starlinej]

This would be funnier if the girls could act.

[455Transam]

@starlinej They're little kids Asswipe, not PROFESSIONAL actors.

[chrissline77]

They're The Whore Scouts.

[455Transam]

@chrissline77 Leave your Mother out of it.

[chrissline77]

Come play with my wet, smelly, hairy balls. Their my be some slimy shit on them. I wiped my ass a minute ago. 

[12denise341]

this videos lame those girl scouts can just suck on my cookies..............there actually not that bad their chocolate chip

[sluggo06]

I love thier coconut Carmel cookies

[msgraycmm]

can't you take this down? I mean, come on, we're talking about GS, not little closer brats.

[jessejmorris2nd]

@msgraycmm whats wrong with it

[Airmaster167]

Girls scouts don't F around.

[mousey2134]

@Airmaster167 we don't

[happysmartg]

hahaha

[builder802]

girl scouts and nuns scare the crap out of me.

[AwaisM]

Kool-Aid is for closers.

[gigi4eva100]

if that chick talked to me like like that i'll kill ha

[canes401k]

i'm a girl scout

[kellilyn69]

@canes401k me 2

[etherealrhythm]

Surreal.

[TehSaint]

woulda been funny if they swore.

[FuroraCeltica]

"Put....the kool aid.....down"

lol, amazing line. This is a great parody

[potatoradio]

MOM!!! hehe



[livelifefit]

Hahaha

[TheRealLuckySevenTV]

the girl who tries to help that group of girl scouts reminds me of the soldier from tf2

[Wildcock23]

I know these are just young girls, but I'd love to hear all the real cursing from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS =)

[SENSAYSIERRA]

im a girl scout and im glad my meetings arent like that or i would be scared to go back

[coryboy345]

I love the idea, but the girl needs to swear and show some emotion. LOL

[adder80]

fucking cookie nazis

[myjean02]

that girl was mean

[michp38]

cracked me up. I want a box myself.

[tradingbr]

PUT THAT KOOL-AID DOWN

[oldschoolruler]

@tradingbr yeah...KOOL-AID is for closers. LOL

[DoubleAAProduction88]

is it me or does this girl scout boss look like a little girl version of doug benson, seriously is it me?

[hallpriest9]

Is this some sort of a soap-opera parody?

Also, better advice for sales would be to not come across as too pushy or pretentious, right?

[pompom914]

@hallpriest9 It's a parody of a great movie about salespeople called GLEN GARRY GLENN ROSS.

[sharony16]

I'm a girl scout I would never have the guts. That girl who gave tips is awesome

[frenchierevolution]

this was well done, anyone that hates on the scouts is simply not american.

[worduptomypeeps]

Funniest thing ive ever seen



[ManThatSeesMovies]

that was cute.

[haokannan]

lol that was amusing.

[Gatsby999888]

Would have been a lot better with real Mametesque swearing.

[kc4wq]

lame and an embarassment to GSA

[lolanubislol]

LAMMMME!!!!

[3rdbase1173]

omg so funny!!

[Fluffington5]

"MOM!" "WHAT"

[Asskicker32294]

Pretty good ...pretty funny

[Sincopare]

Well done!

[swirlingabyss]

fucking brilliant

[mickelmoe]

nice idea, but no.

[abcdeasily123]

Oh my goodness!!! the sashes say mile-hi council, aka colorado council a few years ago.....

this is sooo mean, but for us older girls it was SOOOOOO true.....

pot heads do buy cookies! ;)

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

......potheads :O :O :O :O lolzz

[silentm1st]

'potheads' lmao

[jkeys251]

This isn't funny. There are better GGGR spoofs out there and this is stupid.

[s2fsurreal]

it's really hard for my troop to sell....I gess it's because nobody want to get cookies from an older girl

[Samadhiatman500]

Bravo!

[pompom914]

Dude!

These girls R good! :D

Wow! &, the dialog's hillarious (esp if you've seen GLENG...)

Sunshine & Blessings!

[Diedrupo]

hahaha i love this.

[lokimaster3]

this is really funny

[waddleduckie1]

hmm I remember selling calendars not just cookies. Girls scout used to sell calendars, but cookies were just way too popular.

[Byrrd51]

"The hunger is weak!" hahahaha

[lolpe5]

lol she said she is a gay retard :)

[leomarentette]

LOL!

[JohnnyFatSack]

braided pigtail girl is a ballbuster :o

[JohnnyFatSack]

ive eaten 5 girlscout cookies in my life...................not many people can say that......oops :) they soooooooooo yummy

[hootiewhat]

It's really too bad that so many people think Girl Scouts are just after the money, when the point of cookie sales it to teach girls goal setting, team building, and responsibility. Also, the older girl is too old to be a Junior, and she's wearing a uniform from the 1970s....

[modelhorse101]

its fake..

[Baldoxxx4000]

did you know that cute little white girlscout can sell more than fat girlscout and black girlscout?

[topsy420]

It's true, I'm eating shortbread whilst stoned.

[penguinlove4337]

ur r not even real

[mrc30]

It takes "brass balls" to sell cookies.

[qasl1234]

I hate to say it but that girl is right about selling. You go Marybell.

[bigjamests]

gay

[werspansio]

i thought that was irresponsible. its a good thing not everyone has that attitude or the world would have been toast a long time ago. i can understand making fun of businessmen or something but these kids are our future. much love!

[pratikh]

@werspansio Oh god the "save the children" argument. They hear a lot worse in schools and at home for that matter, plus this really is how the world is: get the job done, whatever it takes. Screw the rest.

[werspansio]

sure they hear alot worse at home, in schools and tv etc. but that's not how the whole world is, dont stop believing, keep the faith. this video is just a few more drops of gas on a raging fire, yes.

[TheLexijean]

im a girlscout too a junior i have a cookie out fit im geting my cookies on 1-25-10 and they do not look like girl scouts!

[Tocoballs]

me too.i am a junior girl scout to.we just started to cell cookies

[dools625]

hi stupid i am the real girl scoout top seller

[sushakoor]

Love it!

[princesskia444]

I'm a junior Girl Scout.

This is soooo funny!!!!!!

[DelectablexSquares]

Hahahaha the way they talk xD. This was in related videos for one of my videos.

This is so funny xD. What's it from lmao

[CircaMay85]

Alec Baldwins speach in Glengarry Glen Ross...

[joegrimesofcourse]

Yeah, "speach" is how you spell it.

[darko1234]

speech. Not "speach."

[joegrimesofcourse]

Sarcasm isn't caught by the lame. . .

[CircaMay85]

Wrong...