From India To Pakistani Videos Porki their doing Same job Barking Barking Barking why not you fucking watch just only umar sharif comedy why u at the end jump on bollywood Movies watching now 6.30 still not find Comedy Bore like their government and cricket team
@ankurhotdude1987 HEY! 'Tali do hathon se bajti hai'. If indians like yourself wouldn't write crap under their comments no one would respond to them and a 'fight' wouldn't start. Man, stop dirtying up everything.
This is the same guy that your fellow countrymen were clapping like seals to. So, calm it.
well, India won the world cup, India deserved it. We defeated every team in the world.
Porkis were crushed by us in Semi. Porkis ass must be burning at the moment, hahahaha.
Porkis must be very jealous of India. Porkis must have realised they are nothing in front of India not only in science, education, space, IT , economy etc but in sports also.
Shame on Porkis, u r burden on earth. Just go & do ur favorite thing i.e terrorism, hahahahaha
@saiqee , most of the matches ur team won in Sharjah in 90's and everybody knows how you won those matches by bribing umpires otherwise what happen to ur team on other locations, in all world cup matches u lost to India very badly, hahaha
Next time, when u hve a match with India in world cup, just accept ur defeaqt without play becos in that way , u will avoid being humiliated again & again, hahahaha
u r such a stupid u must drink load of cowpiss which has made u dumb u say we won the matches by bribing umpires oh God this is most funny thing i ever heard u dirty scum get a life get ur filthy ass out of here u wont get anything by barking against pakistan
a true story.......2009-10 pakistan team visiting Australia, pakistani cricket team was drinking whisky and vodka and few guys brought bbq chicken, paki team asked if this chicken halal or not? guys said he is not sure, paki team said they cant eat non halal chicken and kept drinking whisky...
Ha ha..making fun of Sachin?? you asshole, you are trying to spit on the SUN, your spit will fall on your face itself..But, cant help, these fucking assholes cant even breathe without feeling jealous of Indians..Keep on doing this shit, Sachin will continue to be on top while you ppl will keep on fixing matches and eating cricket balls like your afridi does..
okay..yeh jo pakistani log indians kay baray main bol rahay hain that they're dirty and stuff...please look at your history...you are of the indian race too..insulting indians is insulting yourself..we should live in peace...just live your life and stop arguing about stupid bull... by the way I am Pakistani and I'm proud that I have an Indian background..so rich and unique...
Indian and Pakistan team if united they can beat anyyyyyyyone like anything,only condition is no politics in that then u can say the beast is unleashed
No body gives a fuck. It doesn't matter if he makes fun of Indians or not when the whole youtube is being circulated with videos of COW PISS COLA.......
INDIAN COMEDY is the worst comedy i have ever seen.... dude... the people of india are way back in comedy than PAKISTAN.... and guess what... all the great comedians of INDIA consider UMER SHARIF as their guru.... if u cant laugh on this i guess u have the worst sense of humor... NO OFFENSE BRO...
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kiss madar chod pakistani mein dum hai jo indian border cross karke delhi aajye aur akkee yeh keh sake ki mein ganddu nah hun buh mein pakistanii hun ............lmaoooo
Umer shareef sahin maij to aap ko bada hi kabil samajhdar kalakar samajhta tha But aap ne sabit ker diya ki aap kis tarha ke tuchche aur zahil insan hai....you know what you say about sachin?you stupid sachin is the Gr8 player of this world aur yah baat sari duniya janti hai..Kutton ki tarha dhote hai tumhare Bollers ko..Aur ek baat 6 bolls per 6 six marne ka world recored Ek INDIAN TIGER K hi naam hai jeseay tumhari aane wali saath pidhi bhi nahi tod sakti
Waaaaah sachin..Pehle to tum Pakistani Team ko hi sapne mian raton main dekhai dete The ab to pakistan ka ker banda tumhai Raton main sapnon main dekhne laga hai..jesa umer sharef ne kaha..Really proud of you INDIAN TIGER
hindu madarchod, hindu ek baap ki olaad nahi hotey, in bhenchod najaaiz olaado ko to chunn chunn k maarna chahye. saaley kaafiro tumharey bhagwaano ki gaand mein lund,wo bhi itna bara k mu se bahar aa jay. ha ha ha ha
yaaar hindu madarchod randi maa ke bache apni maa bahan ki gand maar ke usnke ander apni muth phainke chor bazaar mai bechte hai ye hindu indian....bhanchod apne bhagwaan se apni maa bahan ki kus marwate hai....hindu madarchod apne bhagwaan se apni gand phaywate hai gashti randi ke bache kisi gashti najayaez maa ke bache hindu....
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listen dinoa abraham ur embasyy is involved in the terarsoim in pakistan they have indain weapons and they trained in india i have prof u damn.and if ur a brave then say about ur abuse of ny front of a muslim then he fucks u offfffffffff alllllllllll bastard
Allah tallah ki ma ka bhosda.... Tere Allah ki LADKI mere paas aati LUND chusvane ke liye bhosdike... TERE KHUDE KA LUND BHI KATA HUA HAI MADARCHOD...MOHAMMAD FUCKAMBER KI MA KA BHOSDA SALE MIYE MADARCHOD
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Abe madar chod I am not pakistani But Indian bahen ke laude Teri Ma ko lund fenk fenk ke Maru madarchod. teri ma mere haram ke bachche jane Randi ma ki aulad.
Religion kyon lata hai beech me india pak ke??
Kya yahan kisi ne Shankar , vishnu laxmi brahma ganesh durga kali ka naam liya???
Abe tu khud janta hai ki agar hum bolne pe aaye to tumhari lene ke liye bohat material hai To ma mat chuda aurkat me rah aur apni gand india pakistan tak chuda isse aage nahin
Abe Kutte ki zaat ke baal, Chakli ki sadee huee CHUT, Teri ma ko chodne ke liye main religion ko beech main laata hoon bhosdike... Teri ma sali bibdi hai main teri ma ko pehle bahot chodta tha "AB SALI NA BOLTI HAI" to main kya karooo?
Aur tere jaise chutiye sirf BOLNA hi jaante hai bhosdike, tere ghar main aake tere samne tere behan ki chudaee karke chala jaaoonga bhosdike...aur ek baat soon bhosdike "MIYE MATLAB SADE HUE TERRORIST" SAMJHA BHOSIDKE...APNI MA BEHAN KO SAMBHAL VARNA NEXT SIS.
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Teri ma ko chod chod ke Nagpur ke kothe ki randi banaonga bahan ke laude.
Tere Baap ki Gand me Sand ke seeng dalwa ke Use Nanga ghumaunga Bhosdike.
Teri bahen ko Chodne ka Sochna bhi paap hai Madarjaat abhi tak teri randi bahen ne 5 abortion karwa liye Tujhe malum hai Ja ki uska ilaj karwa Sali roz 5 chudai mangti hai Poora mohalla Teri Gashti ma ki chut mar ke Thook ke chala jata hai Chutiye land ki paidish.
abe zaatu ki paidaeesh... sale chinaal ke sade hue kutte ki gand... miye sale... tera ganda mooh bandh rakh madarchod....terrorist...tere liye main ek gana likha hai bhosdike: "Chodunga main teri bibdi ko, lekin kabhi pyar na karoonga, bani rahegi meri rakhail woh, kabhi shaadi na karunga, paida hoga tera bhai 9 months ke baad, kabhi baap ka naam na dunga, Teri behan ki bhi gand marunga main, lekin kabhi shaadi na karunga...IN SHORT" SABKI MA CHODUNGA LODU...MERE ZAAT KE BAAL SADE HUE MIYEE ..
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Abe rizzy randve, kaha apni ma ki bhos main ghoos gaya hai kutte ki paidaeesh... TERI MA KO sambhal ke rakh, kal raat ko randvi mere kutte ke paas chudva rahi thi bhosdike..
hey presism dont forget ur underwold bhai loog, they also play with gun not with flower ok soo plzzz shut ur fukking mouth and keep ur dick in ur mother pussy. if every paki pisss on india so ur country will vanish from world.
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dont speak, jst do it ok?
no matter how loud u scream, india will always be ahead of u. u have nothing to be proud of, be it Music, Arts, Cinema, IT, Business, Culture, Unity, In our company many ppl were fired for being Pakis. U r not welcome or respected anywhere in the world. Abusing me will not help u to be in superior condition. peace.
what r u saying , we've nothing?????? LISTEN TO ME.... in the whole MID EAST, in every TOP RANKING ORGANIZATION, you'll find PAKISTANI PERSONS at high management levels and executive levels not any other bullshitters like u...... so this is my advise to u that DONT BE SO SELFISH.........
oh ya you are right, only in Middle east and no where in the world... Look at the whole world, Indians are ruling on the top management, NASA, MICROSOFT, SUN MICROSOFT, APPLE, How many pakistanis in these companies, Only your KHUDA knows? Why Middle East?? Because it is again a MIYA COUNTRY..MIYA PPL AT TOP MANAGEMENT IN MIYA COUNTRY...HMMMM MAKES SENSE..IS THAT INTELLIGENCY OR SOMETHING ELSE? Look at indians everywhere... I MEAN EVERYWHERE...BITCH
Its very disappointing to lean that you call this Sense of Humor. I think you should see Mr.Moin Akhtar. I always liked him, sp his Loose Talk show. His level of humor is very high compare to this big mouth. Omar sharif insulted many Indian artists and it was his last time. He does not have offers anymore. If you think he is best than I would say you need to improve your level. The way he made comments on Hokey players (I know Pakistani players) but it did not suite his dignity.
this man is out of his mind. i donno why pakis tolerate him for making insulting remarks for hokey players. m indian but in india he wud be kicked out from stage, if he does same. comenting on Tendulker and Gangly promulgates his jelousely, as if indian cricketers dont know cricket. shame on you pakis.. you are good with guns, not with flowers. god bless.
You peopele donot have sense of humor and just jealous of Umer sharif. There is no one in India who can compete with him. He is insulting u people also. Where were you hen he was insulting Amithab bachan and your films on stage. He has insulted indian governament many times but still there are bundles of offers for him from india. where were u and ur governament. u can just bark and thats it
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He is trying to make people laugh but no body is laughing , just to get focused, he is inserting religeon, as do every time , we pakistani are arse holes
hey dinoabraham u fuckin indian pussy, mother fuker u are de most irretrate people in dis earth fuckin ugly indian mouth shit lyke pig, don't mess wid pak otherwise we fuck u asshole. jst think abt ur country u need no to worry abt pak.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. YOU???? will fuck us???? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chaar baar chappal mar mar kar bhagaya hai tum logo ko. bhool gaye kya?? hahahahahaha tum logo ki problem pata hai kya hai?...tum log hamesah India ko neecha dhikha ney ki hi sochtey rehtey ho. abey kabhi kaam kaaj par bhi dhyan do....apney desh ko aagey badana hai ki nahi?? ya zindagi bhar taliban ki chaat tey rahogey?
aby oo jab taliban tmhari country me ghusay gen tou socho tmhare 7 kia hoga ....,..in hi ki waja se tou india ki phatti hai ....k kahin talinan india ki gand na phar den ...agar himat thi tou mumbai hamlon k baad tm logon ne jung ka bol k jung ki kyun nai??? u cowards....
bete woh isliye ki hum log phadey likhey log hai. tumhari aur tumharey baap taliban ki tarah nahi hai ki sadak par kisi ney horn baja diya tou sara shehar jihad jihad chillata huwa ek doosrey ki lene bhaag pada. hahahahahahahaha
hum log pyar aur izzat se baat kartey hai....phir america ko kehtey hi ki tumhari marey hahahahahahaha aur aram se baith kar nazara dhektey hai
aby inhi jahilon ne tmhari gand phari hui hai ...bc ek baar jung shru hojae na...phr dekhna kaise tmhare taliban tmhari gand phartay hai ....mumbai attacks k baad india bphot gand khol kr jung ki baat kr raha tha ...but jaisay hi taliban ne hamara 7 denay ki baat ki india ki chut khul gaee
hahahahahaha taliban tumhara saath de raha tha??? wah kya andaz hai saath dene ka. Tumhari police acdemy mein ghus kar kitney masoomo ko mar diya....swat mein roz sharia ke naam par tumharey apney pakistanio ko mar rahey hai, abhi kuch din pehley bachcho ko kidnap kar liya........hahahaha taliban tum logo ka achcha saath de raha hai. Khuda karey yeh jodi bani rahey lmao
Aur jahan tak jung ki baat hai tou beta we have never attacked anybody ever.Coz we are civilized people and believe in peace.
well i m frm pakistan,,,i have seen ur comments two dayz ago although m paki grl bt i really like ur comments ...coz i hate talibans too itne masoomon ki jaan ledali ye log ne..and so true we always ready for war ye nhi sochte k agay kia hoga..well peace out :)
and i really like the way u talk better than my illeterate broher .
i know abt my father but u know what u r my son... bacche tere baap ko aisa nahi bolte...u r my NAJAYAZ AULAD...Aur ha teri ma ko puchna maine usko kaise choda tha tab tu NIKLA teri ma ki BHOS Fadke... Sale Harami Fuckistani....T
teri maki chut OMER SHERIFF.... PAKIS ARE REALLY GOOD IN "TERRORISM"......TERRORISTS COUNTRY, EACH AND EVERY ONE IS TERRORIST IN PAKISTAN.... MADAR CHOD COUNTRY, MADARCHOD LOG....
chutiye learn to write in english... i know u must 't be a FUCKISTANI.. who can't speak / write in english.. But you must be good in Terrorism...Madarchod Fuckistani
Abe gadhe ke zaat ke baal, Raaste ke kutte ki sadi huee sandas, MOHHAMMAD FUCKAMBER KE RAAND KI BHOSS KE ZAATU...Teri Ma chudva rahi hai sale randi ke...FUCKALLAH HU FUCKBER... MADARCHOD PAKISTANI PRAYING TO SOMEONE WHOSE VOICE THEY HAVE HEARD ....SUCH A FUCKING HOLE IN THE ASS.... NUISANCE TO THE WORLD...MADARCHOD ZAATU
o u dog, bitch, pig , slut, fucker, sucker, asshole, how dare u say bad words for pakistan. If u come in front of me i will smash your smelly ass right into an indian flag painting , ur ass will be fucked by your flag as well. u sucker
tum BC bhindians pakistan ka kuch nahi ukhar sakte.PAKISTAN 2007 se abhi tak buhat maar chuka hai US ki becoz ov US's attacks on peshawar.Now pak kick on US ass..
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abe chutiye.. fuckistani.. u r already fucked by everone in the world. Pakistan ki MA KA BHOSDA... Pakistanio ki ma ka bhosda.. Sab BIBDI ki Gand main kutto aur gadho ka lund.
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Remember that the average IQ in Pakistan is 81 (given UK's 100). This means that most people will be able to open doors, but might have difficulty using kitchen appliances. To that we must add poverty, inbreeding, a culture that would make Stalin blush and the worst kind of brainwashing (islam).
And you expect them to think and act rational? Get over it. It's not going to happen.
The sad fact is that this applies to almost all muslims.
you, sir, are an idiot who cannot think outside of his own unwittingly brainwashed box. The best thing for you to do would be either take your lugubrious tongue and push it none too gently up your rancid-breathed mouth and count to five, if you can manage it.
I'd even prefer racism to what you are doing: STOP TRYING TO JUDGE EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN WESTERN STANDARDS. It's a pity because the British are a likeable lot generally.
and yeah I read Professor Diamond's book. The guy, pardon me for saying, is a complete nutcase. He juxtaposes some things while completing ignoring others. He's not a racist but he's even worse--an arrogant thickhead dolt who thinks he can measure everything by his own standards.
I'd even prefer racism to what you are doing: STOP TRYING TO JUDGE EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN WESTERN STANDARDS. It's a pity because the British are a likeable lot generally.
and yeah I read Professor Diamond's book. The guy, pardon me for saying, is a complete nutcase. He juxtaposes some things while completing ignoring others. He's not a racist but he's even worse--an arrogant thickhead dolt who thinks he can measure everything by his own standards.
pakistani comedy is the bestt in world
dani39972 3 weeks ago
umar bhai is gift of the centry............
MrNadirali1 1 month ago
Rameez raja can't control his lafter
Mirpuria 5 months ago
From India To Pakistani Videos Porki their doing Same job Barking Barking Barking why not you fucking watch just only umar sharif comedy why u at the end jump on bollywood Movies watching now 6.30 still not find Comedy Bore like their government and cricket team
ankurhotdude1987 6 months ago
@ankurhotdude1987 COME 2 PAPA
GAYHIND
4-0
1-0
3-0
BETTER THEN YOUR HOMO COWS PISS DRINKERS
Come2PaaPaa 5 months ago
@ankurhotdude1987 HEY! 'Tali do hathon se bajti hai'. If indians like yourself wouldn't write crap under their comments no one would respond to them and a 'fight' wouldn't start. Man, stop dirtying up everything.
This is the same guy that your fellow countrymen were clapping like seals to. So, calm it.
pink2bluee 5 months ago
@ankurhotdude1987 teri maa ki choot randi k bachayyyyyyyyyyyy peeshab pee apni maa ka
umairsal33m 2 weeks ago
love u umar sharif.. where is part 2?
mohdrafihabib 8 months ago
amazing comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MrAmiryou 9 months ago
they are just making them feel good, otherwise in the match they are loosers can't bat, bowlor field.......
afridi to his wife: chai to cup main de..
his wife; cup to tera baap DHONI le gaya.....
maragand 11 months ago
@maragand Mr. U guyz suck in cricket a F**KED Up team India
Princeofhangu 10 months ago
@Princeofhangu That's why "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS", and we showed u the way out...
pak PM to INDIAN PM: we gave SACHIN four lives....now please help us in everything............
maragand 10 months ago
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DbigXray 10 months ago
@maragand
old joke come up with a new one......
kool001ify 10 months ago
@kool001ify well this is the latest one after India won the World Cup...........
how about match-fixing joke.....
maragand 10 months ago
well, India won the world cup, India deserved it. We defeated every team in the world.
Porkis were crushed by us in Semi. Porkis ass must be burning at the moment, hahahaha.
Porkis must be very jealous of India. Porkis must have realised they are nothing in front of India not only in science, education, space, IT , economy etc but in sports also.
Shame on Porkis, u r burden on earth. Just go & do ur favorite thing i.e terrorism, hahahahaha
Being a Porki is like getting abused
PakSurrender2India 11 months ago
@PakSurrender2India
u son of bitch just go to statistics see how many time both faced each other and who won most of time u piss drinker
saiqee 11 months ago
@saiqee , most of the matches ur team won in Sharjah in 90's and everybody knows how you won those matches by bribing umpires otherwise what happen to ur team on other locations, in all world cup matches u lost to India very badly, hahaha
Next time, when u hve a match with India in world cup, just accept ur defeaqt without play becos in that way , u will avoid being humiliated again & again, hahahaha
Losers...Porkis
PakSurrender2India 11 months ago
@PakSurrender2India
u r such a stupid u must drink load of cowpiss which has made u dumb u say we won the matches by bribing umpires oh God this is most funny thing i ever heard u dirty scum get a life get ur filthy ass out of here u wont get anything by barking against pakistan
saiqee 11 months ago
@PakSurrender2India
aby salay tu kia baat karta hai t20 jis tarha pakis nay indians to haraya tha rotay hue gae theee salay!!!!!
kool001ify 10 months ago
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@PakSurrender2India
u son of bitch just go to statistics see how many time both faced each other and who won most of time u piss drinker
saiqee 11 months ago
@PakSurrender2India
if being a pakistani means being abused even then we are proud of our PAKISTAN.......and u indians should learn fuck off!!!
kool001ify 10 months ago
He z not even funny at funny stupid paki jokes. Paki ain't winning no world cup . They suk
TheIronman3 1 year ago
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Fuk all pakis terrorist . Marry thier on cousins n Shit. Shame on u Fuk u
TheIronman3 1 year ago
very nice show....
bangashsahil 1 year ago
hahhahah . india walo ki kia oqat . in front pakitan. pakistan zindabad
kuenke 1 year ago
i like his perfomence but i dont like his comment to india
Pavan667766 1 year ago
@Pavan667766 my friend dis iz comedy, hw was nt serious .
bhatti315 1 year ago
@Pavan667766 i agree with u
MrBadal2014 1 year ago
a true story.......2009-10 pakistan team visiting Australia, pakistani cricket team was drinking whisky and vodka and few guys brought bbq chicken, paki team asked if this chicken halal or not? guys said he is not sure, paki team said they cant eat non halal chicken and kept drinking whisky...
pakijew4 1 year ago
shokat aziz panchod ka bacha.
TheSmoshrules 1 year ago 4
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Ha ha..making fun of Sachin?? you asshole, you are trying to spit on the SUN, your spit will fall on your face itself..But, cant help, these fucking assholes cant even breathe without feeling jealous of Indians..Keep on doing this shit, Sachin will continue to be on top while you ppl will keep on fixing matches and eating cricket balls like your afridi does..
infreakystranger 1 year ago
golden movements of pak cricket team
ayubkhan488 1 year ago
i love this man look at mohamd yousf he wants to lough but he can,t he siting to close to big inzy at 3.30
jetta4512 1 year ago
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you are to good omer bhai aap comedy k king ho Allah aap ko salmat rakhay
Yasirloverboy1 1 year ago
you are to good omer bhai aap comedy k king ho Allah aap ko salmat rakhay
Yasirloverboy1 1 year ago
Bad one about Tendulkar.
sushantprabhakar 1 year ago
omer shareef rox jin k naseeb mein hi khushia aur muskarana nai hai wo kuch b karlein ni hoosktaa
tasdiqm 1 year ago
Oman Sharif's comedy typically demeans women
skrsainani 1 year ago
hahah
Yashi87 1 year ago
Lame jerks only bring in politics and relegion as comments here who have no life at all
codename22111991 1 year ago
great
ARBIDECENT125 1 year ago
yar indian kyu jealous ho rahe hain es se
dosro ki tareef karna seekho Hindovo
he is the king of comedy
zmkhan9o1 1 year ago
@zmkhan9o1 he is the comedy king
SuperTalhadon 1 year ago
not funny at all. he is struggling
songsandbusiness 1 year ago
v nice
Noman735 1 year ago
nice vidio
thesaadmaqsood 1 year ago
who is this mofo omar sharif??? change your puking name as it sullies the real one, the egyptian hollywood icon.
olebaj 1 year ago
okay..yeh jo pakistani log indians kay baray main bol rahay hain that they're dirty and stuff...please look at your history...you are of the indian race too..insulting indians is insulting yourself..we should live in peace...just live your life and stop arguing about stupid bull... by the way I am Pakistani and I'm proud that I have an Indian background..so rich and unique...
kitkatreema 1 year ago
every one knows pakistan is cheater.
vismay2411 1 year ago
@vismay2411 india is also a cheater ok .........
MegaZaibi 1 year ago 2
kia baat hai
kamranpk5 1 year ago
Indian and Pakistan team if united they can beat anyyyyyyyone like anything,only condition is no politics in that then u can say the beast is unleashed
vaseemym 1 year ago
chinese hai ye japanese nahi
maverickkris84 2 years ago
yar ye kab ki baat harae hai please tell me ?
stylish3400 2 years ago
kash pakistan ek bar phr (mutehad) ho jaye jese 1947 me tha
kkgoodboys 2 years ago
Inzmam bhai u r great off all
casualqamar 2 years ago
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dirty paki thats not comedy hardly anyone laughed no comparison to lee evans
pattychillinonpc 2 years ago
stfu and get lost.
hugga4u 2 years ago
u r dity lee evans is dirty
MrAsimkhan1990 2 years ago
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watch (my name is khan)
waqqar100 2 years ago
Great comedy by a great man.....the one and only Omer sharif :D
Sadzlicious 2 years ago 2
aaj phir aik baar inhain akhta kro saaly uss ke baad hmesha hartey he rhay hain kmeenay
gujjar1988 2 years ago
shareef is Racist and makes fun of india along with their female singer.please watch "The Shareef Show with Hadiqa Kiani and Imran Abbas (Part 2)"
gpardhu 2 years ago
No body gives a fuck. It doesn't matter if he makes fun of Indians or not when the whole youtube is being circulated with videos of COW PISS COLA.......
telecalcu 2 years ago 2
(scratchin head)..cow piss cola?..hahahaha
gpardhu 2 years ago
indian ganday anday.i hate indians
MrAsimkhan1990 2 years ago
this guys is like the last runner up of any indian comedy show......I SWEAR I CANT EVEN MAKE OUT WHEN TO LAUGH
rohitgupta328 2 years ago
you r indian thats why u didnt like this..jealous...he is the best comedian of the world
MrAsimkhan1990 2 years ago 2
@rohitgupta328
what the bloody fuck???:S
INDIAN COMEDY is the worst comedy i have ever seen.... dude... the people of india are way back in comedy than PAKISTAN.... and guess what... all the great comedians of INDIA consider UMER SHARIF as their guru.... if u cant laugh on this i guess u have the worst sense of humor... NO OFFENSE BRO...
djayusama 1 year ago 2
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HarabynuPucipi 2 years ago
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kiss madar chod pakistani mein dum hai jo indian border cross karke delhi aajye aur akkee yeh keh sake ki mein ganddu nah hun buh mein pakistanii hun ............lmaoooo
komitk 2 years ago
Umer shareef sahin maij to aap ko bada hi kabil samajhdar kalakar samajhta tha But aap ne sabit ker diya ki aap kis tarha ke tuchche aur zahil insan hai....you know what you say about sachin?you stupid sachin is the Gr8 player of this world aur yah baat sari duniya janti hai..Kutton ki tarha dhote hai tumhare Bollers ko..Aur ek baat 6 bolls per 6 six marne ka world recored Ek INDIAN TIGER K hi naam hai jeseay tumhari aane wali saath pidhi bhi nahi tod sakti
ZakiAnsari1 2 years ago
Waaaaah sachin..Pehle to tum Pakistani Team ko hi sapne mian raton main dekhai dete The ab to pakistan ka ker banda tumhai Raton main sapnon main dekhne laga hai..jesa umer sharef ne kaha..Really proud of you INDIAN TIGER
ZakiAnsari1 2 years ago
hahaha nice parody of Javed Miandad
bajaona 2 years ago
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
123shehbaz 2 years ago
Yeaa i am an Indian and I am also a Praiser of Umer sharif he is a legend.... But wat he said abt Sachin and Ganguly that is not good.
scorpionayaan 2 years ago
how embarrassingly unfunny!
mdharis 2 years ago
omar sharif a legend,,
MrYazzful 2 years ago 31
Afridi is soooooo hoTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
amnabutt123 2 years ago
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haan to uski gaand main ghoos ke KISSI karle..
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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BHARAT MA KI CHOOT MAY LUN
sohaildola 2 years ago
hindu madarchod, hindu ek baap ki olaad nahi hotey, in bhenchod najaaiz olaado ko to chunn chunn k maarna chahye. saaley kaafiro tumharey bhagwaano ki gaand mein lund,wo bhi itna bara k mu se bahar aa jay. ha ha ha ha
saarim23 2 years ago
yaaar hindu madarchod randi maa ke bache apni maa bahan ki gand maar ke usnke ander apni muth phainke chor bazaar mai bechte hai ye hindu indian....bhanchod apne bhagwaan se apni maa bahan ki kus marwate hai....hindu madarchod apne bhagwaan se apni gand phaywate hai gashti randi ke bache kisi gashti najayaez maa ke bache hindu....
jhjh993 2 years ago
i like this man very much love u sir umair sharif
uzairkhanmukhtar 2 years ago
i like umer sharif... great man
BilalNiazi123 2 years ago 3
drumex! please take out those messages from your comments box which insulting allah and his prophet S.A.W.
mdnaser1 2 years ago 40
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listen dinoa abraham ur embasyy is involved in the terarsoim in pakistan they have indain weapons and they trained in india i have prof u damn.and if ur a brave then say about ur abuse of ny front of a muslim then he fucks u offfffffffff alllllllllll bastard
iamusama 2 years ago
Dinoabraham,u son of a Bitch,teri paan noo Ram Krishna da lun.kangree maa ka akhree bachee
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Allah tallah ki ma ka bhosda.... Tere Allah ki LADKI mere paas aati LUND chusvane ke liye bhosdike... TERE KHUDE KA LUND BHI KATA HUA HAI MADARCHOD...MOHAMMAD FUCKAMBER KI MA KA BHOSDA SALE MIYE MADARCHOD
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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Abe madar chod I am not pakistani But Indian bahen ke laude Teri Ma ko lund fenk fenk ke Maru madarchod. teri ma mere haram ke bachche jane Randi ma ki aulad.
Religion kyon lata hai beech me india pak ke??
Kya yahan kisi ne Shankar , vishnu laxmi brahma ganesh durga kali ka naam liya???
Abe tu khud janta hai ki agar hum bolne pe aaye to tumhari lene ke liye bohat material hai To ma mat chuda aurkat me rah aur apni gand india pakistan tak chuda isse aage nahin
rizzyyyyy 2 years ago
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Abe Kutte ki zaat ke baal, Chakli ki sadee huee CHUT, Teri ma ko chodne ke liye main religion ko beech main laata hoon bhosdike... Teri ma sali bibdi hai main teri ma ko pehle bahot chodta tha "AB SALI NA BOLTI HAI" to main kya karooo?
Aur tere jaise chutiye sirf BOLNA hi jaante hai bhosdike, tere ghar main aake tere samne tere behan ki chudaee karke chala jaaoonga bhosdike...aur ek baat soon bhosdike "MIYE MATLAB SADE HUE TERRORIST" SAMJHA BHOSIDKE...APNI MA BEHAN KO SAMBHAL VARNA NEXT SIS.
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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Teri ma ko chod chod ke Nagpur ke kothe ki randi banaonga bahan ke laude.
Tere Baap ki Gand me Sand ke seeng dalwa ke Use Nanga ghumaunga Bhosdike.
Teri bahen ko Chodne ka Sochna bhi paap hai Madarjaat abhi tak teri randi bahen ne 5 abortion karwa liye Tujhe malum hai Ja ki uska ilaj karwa Sali roz 5 chudai mangti hai Poora mohalla Teri Gashti ma ki chut mar ke Thook ke chala jata hai Chutiye land ki paidish.
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abe zaatu ki paidaeesh... sale chinaal ke sade hue kutte ki gand... miye sale... tera ganda mooh bandh rakh madarchod....terrorist...tere liye main ek gana likha hai bhosdike: "Chodunga main teri bibdi ko, lekin kabhi pyar na karoonga, bani rahegi meri rakhail woh, kabhi shaadi na karunga, paida hoga tera bhai 9 months ke baad, kabhi baap ka naam na dunga, Teri behan ki bhi gand marunga main, lekin kabhi shaadi na karunga...IN SHORT" SABKI MA CHODUNGA LODU...MERE ZAAT KE BAAL SADE HUE MIYEE ..
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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Abe rizzy randve, kaha apni ma ki bhos main ghoos gaya hai kutte ki paidaeesh... TERI MA KO sambhal ke rakh, kal raat ko randvi mere kutte ke paas chudva rahi thi bhosdike..
dinoabraham 2 years ago
sab ki ma ki ------- pakistan zinda baad indians r mad
MegaNiazi 2 years ago
I'm a paki--------- and I BELIEVE Indians are quite intelligent if u look at their it world for instance..........
Fasiqemuallan 2 years ago
these people are a enemy to my country .
nuergirl22 2 years ago
hey presism dont forget ur underwold bhai loog, they also play with gun not with flower ok soo plzzz shut ur fukking mouth and keep ur dick in ur mother pussy. if every paki pisss on india so ur country will vanish from world.
shibleee1 2 years ago
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dont speak, jst do it ok?
no matter how loud u scream, india will always be ahead of u. u have nothing to be proud of, be it Music, Arts, Cinema, IT, Business, Culture, Unity, In our company many ppl were fired for being Pakis. U r not welcome or respected anywhere in the world. Abusing me will not help u to be in superior condition. peace.
presism 2 years ago
what r u saying , we've nothing?????? LISTEN TO ME.... in the whole MID EAST, in every TOP RANKING ORGANIZATION, you'll find PAKISTANI PERSONS at high management levels and executive levels not any other bullshitters like u...... so this is my advise to u that DONT BE SO SELFISH.........
BeautywithLove 2 years ago 3
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oh ya you are right, only in Middle east and no where in the world... Look at the whole world, Indians are ruling on the top management, NASA, MICROSOFT, SUN MICROSOFT, APPLE, How many pakistanis in these companies, Only your KHUDA knows? Why Middle East?? Because it is again a MIYA COUNTRY..MIYA PPL AT TOP MANAGEMENT IN MIYA COUNTRY...HMMMM MAKES SENSE..IS THAT INTELLIGENCY OR SOMETHING ELSE? Look at indians everywhere... I MEAN EVERYWHERE...BITCH
dinoabraham 2 years ago
Abe chutiyo itna jasbaati kyu ho rahe ho.dere is nothing to feel insulted for any1.Chill guys.`
istafahadi 2 years ago
mr.khalid..
Its very disappointing to lean that you call this Sense of Humor. I think you should see Mr.Moin Akhtar. I always liked him, sp his Loose Talk show. His level of humor is very high compare to this big mouth. Omar sharif insulted many Indian artists and it was his last time. He does not have offers anymore. If you think he is best than I would say you need to improve your level. The way he made comments on Hokey players (I know Pakistani players) but it did not suite his dignity.
presism 2 years ago
this man is out of his mind. i donno why pakis tolerate him for making insulting remarks for hokey players. m indian but in india he wud be kicked out from stage, if he does same. comenting on Tendulker and Gangly promulgates his jelousely, as if indian cricketers dont know cricket. shame on you pakis.. you are good with guns, not with flowers. god bless.
presism 2 years ago
You peopele donot have sense of humor and just jealous of Umer sharif. There is no one in India who can compete with him. He is insulting u people also. Where were you hen he was insulting Amithab bachan and your films on stage. He has insulted indian governament many times but still there are bundles of offers for him from india. where were u and ur governament. u can just bark and thats it
khaliduon 2 years ago
If u presism dont like him then y u r watching him here. u bloody bastard
khaliduon 2 years ago
then why indian comedians alwayz say dat "hm tou umer bhai ki roti khatay hain " juz go n ask dem....jealous people......
happilyinjured 2 years ago 3
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He is trying to make people laugh but no body is laughing , just to get focused, he is inserting religeon, as do every time , we pakistani are arse holes
kasifllb 2 years ago
hey dinoabraham u fuckin indian pussy, mother fuker u are de most irretrate people in dis earth fuckin ugly indian mouth shit lyke pig, don't mess wid pak otherwise we fuck u asshole. jst think abt ur country u need no to worry abt pak.
immaturestranger 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. YOU???? will fuck us???? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chaar baar chappal mar mar kar bhagaya hai tum logo ko. bhool gaye kya?? hahahahahaha tum logo ki problem pata hai kya hai?...tum log hamesah India ko neecha dhikha ney ki hi sochtey rehtey ho. abey kabhi kaam kaaj par bhi dhyan do....apney desh ko aagey badana hai ki nahi?? ya zindagi bhar taliban ki chaat tey rahogey?
sonu1179 2 years ago
aby oo jab taliban tmhari country me ghusay gen tou socho tmhare 7 kia hoga ....,..in hi ki waja se tou india ki phatti hai ....k kahin talinan india ki gand na phar den ...agar himat thi tou mumbai hamlon k baad tm logon ne jung ka bol k jung ki kyun nai??? u cowards....
happilyinjured 2 years ago 3
bete woh isliye ki hum log phadey likhey log hai. tumhari aur tumharey baap taliban ki tarah nahi hai ki sadak par kisi ney horn baja diya tou sara shehar jihad jihad chillata huwa ek doosrey ki lene bhaag pada. hahahahahahahaha
hum log pyar aur izzat se baat kartey hai....phir america ko kehtey hi ki tumhari marey hahahahahahaha aur aram se baith kar nazara dhektey hai
hahahahahaha bloody illeterate morons.
sonu1179 2 years ago
aby inhi jahilon ne tmhari gand phari hui hai ...bc ek baar jung shru hojae na...phr dekhna kaise tmhare taliban tmhari gand phartay hai ....mumbai attacks k baad india bphot gand khol kr jung ki baat kr raha tha ...but jaisay hi taliban ne hamara 7 denay ki baat ki india ki chut khul gaee
happilyinjured 2 years ago
hahahahahaha taliban tumhara saath de raha tha??? wah kya andaz hai saath dene ka. Tumhari police acdemy mein ghus kar kitney masoomo ko mar diya....swat mein roz sharia ke naam par tumharey apney pakistanio ko mar rahey hai, abhi kuch din pehley bachcho ko kidnap kar liya........hahahaha taliban tum logo ka achcha saath de raha hai. Khuda karey yeh jodi bani rahey lmao
Aur jahan tak jung ki baat hai tou beta we have never attacked anybody ever.Coz we are civilized people and believe in peace.
sonu1179 2 years ago
well i m frm pakistan,,,i have seen ur comments two dayz ago although m paki grl bt i really like ur comments ...coz i hate talibans too itne masoomon ki jaan ledali ye log ne..and so true we always ready for war ye nhi sochte k agay kia hoga..well peace out :)
and i really like the way u talk better than my illeterate broher .
playervalle 2 years ago
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pedant12 2 years ago
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Dino, first go and find out about your father and then open your filthy mouth about anything...
Fucking asshole.......
ateeq2 2 years ago
i know abt my father but u know what u r my son... bacche tere baap ko aisa nahi bolte...u r my NAJAYAZ AULAD...Aur ha teri ma ko puchna maine usko kaise choda tha tab tu NIKLA teri ma ki BHOS Fadke... Sale Harami Fuckistani....T
dinoabraham 2 years ago
typical indian reply
engine1713 2 years ago
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OMer Shariff says "MERI GAND MAIN DAM NAHI PAR HUM KISI SE KAM NAHI"....., What paki means:
When 100 dogs die, 1 Pig borns,
When 1000 pigs die, One cockroach borns,
When 10,000 cockroach dies, 1 rat borns,
When 100,000 rat dies, 1 Shit's fly borns,
When 10,000,000 shit fly dies, 1 Paki is born,
When 100,000,000 Paki dies, Omer Shariff IS BORN........ MOTHER FUCKER Omer SHariff.... ISKI MAKI BHOS MAIN KIDE PADE HAI
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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teri maki chut OMER SHERIFF.... PAKIS ARE REALLY GOOD IN "TERRORISM"......TERRORISTS COUNTRY, EACH AND EVERY ONE IS TERRORIST IN PAKISTAN.... MADAR CHOD COUNTRY, MADARCHOD LOG....
dinoabraham 2 years ago
hahaa.gud gud its funny but dont go to much...
zxcvbnmmn 3 years ago
Pakistan if facing a lot of problems now a days but:
Its the age we are living in,
A dark sign of times, We'll rise
We'll shine in the night
We'll rise, we'll shine from the ashes of eternity
We'll rise, we'll rise
We'll shine in the night
We'll rise, we'll shine to eternity.
INSHAALLAH
AFilmDirector 3 years ago 2
India not play Cricket Alone ,,India must ready for the TARGET KILLING of Top Indian Players to let India MOURN with Pakistani Cricket
GandooIndian 3 years ago
chutiye learn to write in english... i know u must 't be a FUCKISTANI.. who can't speak / write in english.. But you must be good in Terrorism...Madarchod Fuckistani
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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fuckistani fuck kali mata ki chot !
SkZindagiRocks 2 years ago
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Abe gadhe ke zaat ke baal, Raaste ke kutte ki sadi huee sandas, MOHHAMMAD FUCKAMBER KE RAAND KI BHOSS KE ZAATU...Teri Ma chudva rahi hai sale randi ke...FUCKALLAH HU FUCKBER... MADARCHOD PAKISTANI PRAYING TO SOMEONE WHOSE VOICE THEY HAVE HEARD ....SUCH A FUCKING HOLE IN THE ASS.... NUISANCE TO THE WORLD...MADARCHOD ZAATU
dinoabraham 2 years ago
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he must be drunk
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sunnyatscot 3 years ago
does anyone know the name of the title music of the program omer sherif vs omer sherif? its an english song....
cooljedguy 3 years ago
what they bharwe bhindians doing here?
umardurrani123 3 years ago
then u can contact me at my mail. iwanna suck ur bombshells
umarsuperb 3 years ago
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What a duffer..he even don't know Inzy is married?a second before he was praising like he know him personally..
Can someone kick his ass please?
RDXRD 3 years ago
i can kick and smash ur ass right infront of the whole world.
umarsuperb 3 years ago 2
time for some rap
paki are cheap they use f word a lot
they earn their living by cleaning toilet pot
they dont have election so thay dont need exit pole
what can u say pakistan is a shithole
they graduate from madrassa thinking they r so smart
they eat pork and pig for dinner and thay always fart
adammalle 3 years ago
o u dog, bitch, pig , slut, fucker, sucker, asshole, how dare u say bad words for pakistan. If u come in front of me i will smash your smelly ass right into an indian flag painting , ur ass will be fucked by your flag as well. u sucker
umarsuperb 3 years ago
you could't have done shit.bark as muchas you can.stupid fuck.
adammalle 3 years ago
u bark,bcoz u people r dog not we. u indians are piece of craps who sucks and fucks whoever they come across.ASSHOLE
umarsuperb 3 years ago
yeah keep on swearing stupid fuck its not gonna Chang anything.dumb asshole.obama this time is gonna kick pakistan butt for good.
adammalle 3 years ago
u wish u pussy
deevanajar 3 years ago
Sun bay O:
adammalle hindustan ke dalle.
obama kia kisi ko bhi apna najaiz baap banale
tum BC bhindians pakistan ka kuch nahi ukhar sakte.PAKISTAN 2007 se abhi tak buhat maar chuka hai US ki becoz ov US's attacks on peshawar.Now pak kick on US ass..
umardurrani123 3 years ago
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abe chutiye.. fuckistani.. u r already fucked by everone in the world. Pakistan ki MA KA BHOSDA... Pakistanio ki ma ka bhosda.. Sab BIBDI ki Gand main kutto aur gadho ka lund.
dinoabraham 2 years ago
excellent brother
dinoabraham 2 years ago
behen kaa tukka aik arsay say ye hi ghissay pitaay joke sunaa raha ha her program main
8705142 3 years ago 2
and u r behen ki chut chatne wala, how dare u abuse a pakistani actor. U people are borned to go to hell.
umarsuperb 3 years ago
2005 jab 6 one day matches mai se pak nai 4 jeetay thay
n rana naveed ul hassan man of the match bana tha
n pak test bhi jeeti thi
CRICKETLOVER21 3 years ago
in what year did this show happened?
123343232 3 years ago
nth.,.gud,,.,as indian.,.,i luv da indian comedy.,.,
tahisonam111 3 years ago
abay india main comedy hai kahan hamaray walay to khud umer shareef k dramas say punch lines letay hain :p
mathur82 3 years ago
LMAO
haimiao 3 years ago
lol IRELAND se bhi haar gay thay aur yea itnay aitmaad ke saath keh raha hai ke WC Pakistan ka hoga.
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Hashoo5 3 years ago
gr8 umar shareef
rajaw5 3 years ago
So much for Inzi bringing the world cup and Rana Naved being a big star of the future only if that could have been true.
janoos24 3 years ago
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Who is this Omer Sharif... is he any political leader...
6utube4 3 years ago
hes a comedian.
BanishedS0ul 3 years ago 2
hhaahhahhhahahhaa geo bhaiiii....
kosmadari 3 years ago
I cant believe da team burst in laughter when Javaid Mian Daat part came :)
cutmulaz 4 years ago
hes fantastic,true entertainer...funny guy pls vote
wurud 4 years ago
Haha, I like Rameez Raja's expressions behind Inzamam.
haroonaftab 4 years ago 2
japanese is not spoken like that. mandarin, which is spoken in china, is like that.
mostpowerful 4 years ago 2
good yaar.
5aabii 4 years ago
I think we might be a bit harsh here.
Remember that the average IQ in Pakistan is 81 (given UK's 100). This means that most people will be able to open doors, but might have difficulty using kitchen appliances. To that we must add poverty, inbreeding, a culture that would make Stalin blush and the worst kind of brainwashing (islam).
And you expect them to think and act rational? Get over it. It's not going to happen.
The sad fact is that this applies to almost all muslims.
Gjallarhorn00 4 years ago
to Gjallarhorn00:
you, sir, are an idiot who cannot think outside of his own unwittingly brainwashed box. The best thing for you to do would be either take your lugubrious tongue and push it none too gently up your rancid-breathed mouth and count to five, if you can manage it.
Please have some more sense
1137moiz 4 years ago
I wasn't trying to be racist. I was trying to protect them due to their mental shortcomings.
There are tons of books on the subject.
Professor Diamond Jared, Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies, National Geographic Society, (2005)
Dr. Lynn Richard, Race Differences in Intelligence: An Evolutionary Analysis, Washington Summit Books, (2005)
At least you can take comfort in the fact that you're not from Equatorial Guinea. They got 59. :-)
Fell better now?
Gjallarhorn00 4 years ago
I'd even prefer racism to what you are doing: STOP TRYING TO JUDGE EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN WESTERN STANDARDS. It's a pity because the British are a likeable lot generally.
and yeah I read Professor Diamond's book. The guy, pardon me for saying, is a complete nutcase. He juxtaposes some things while completing ignoring others. He's not a racist but he's even worse--an arrogant thickhead dolt who thinks he can measure everything by his own standards.
1137moiz 4 years ago
I'd even prefer racism to what you are doing: STOP TRYING TO JUDGE EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN WESTERN STANDARDS. It's a pity because the British are a likeable lot generally.
and yeah I read Professor Diamond's book. The guy, pardon me for saying, is a complete nutcase. He juxtaposes some things while completing ignoring others. He's not a racist but he's even worse--an arrogant thickhead dolt who thinks he can measure everything by his own standards.
1137moiz 4 years ago
LOL!
amazingracistfanatic 3 years ago 3
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Hey "rhummayuna" (3-4 comments below) ur english is pretty impressive man..... why dont u find a job in US/UK?.... but t