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  • Really? This is NC first youtube video? Idk I'd expected it to be well you know, nostalgic. But, I can see how the legend was born. :)

  • @JesusL64 I think this was the first thatguywithglasses video since he moved all his videos to his site

  • wow to think he made the bum just like this

  • This guy... has shitty taste in movies.

  • wow that was funny as carp.

  • And thus, an icon is born.

  • @Epicness10001 I'd date him...

  • God, he has come a loooooooooong way from this review.

  • "There's one that's a Hummer! I'm totally buying a Hummer today!"

    Best line of the video. LOL

  • hahahhaaha u gotta love doug

  • lost credibility. transformers is the worst movie ever. yet hed like to suck wikwikis dick..

  • and i wonder why he's single.

  • That looks like... BUM?!

  • How can Optimus Prime NOT be in a Transformers Movie? God I laughed so hard when he freaked out about him being in the movie.

  • Come on the movie wasn't that great. The visuals were cool but the ending was sooooo predictable.

  • wow. i legend born from the ADHD drug induced man known as THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!

  • best spoiler ever!!!

  • wow this was a long time ago!!

  • "More coming at YouTube.com/NostalgiaCritic"

    Huh... you don't say...

  • 2:00 EPIC zoom in

  • PROTECT THE CU-

  • lol

  • Watching it right now, I'm facepalming at the parents. The rest is decent at least.

  • OMG, I'm trying to write a funny comment and then "Error try again" B.S

  • THIS IS THE SHIT!

    thus started an internet sensation we now know as the nostaglia critic.

    

  • 0:20 HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

  • omg that was amazing! :D

  • 0:10

    ROFLcoptoer

  • one of them a hummer, im totally buying a hummer today xD

  • i like the part when he goes uweeaauwauuu

  • And they're just like: DIE BITCH

  • Hope he makes another one of these for Transformers 3 lol

  • TF1 was awesome!

    TF2 was great. (Not as good as the 1st though)

    TF3 is gonna KICK ASS!!!!!

  • someone send this and the RotF vid to Micheal Bay now

  • This little Youtube vid began Nostalgia Critic, Ask That Guy, Bum Reviews, How to be a pirate, and Nostalgia Chick, aswell as a whole website and legends ahead

  • THIS IS THE SHIT!

    Epic first line.

  • Ok, slow down there sparky

  • Pilot episode!

  • Me+Coffee+Transformers Movie= This exact reaction.

  • This is the most acurate review of transformers I have ever seen.

  • I think originally he was going to have this be like "The Bum Movie Reviews" Whatever its called

  • i keep playing 1:50 over and over

  • ROFLCOPTR.  XD

  • i love how hes pretending it was a good movie

  • This movie was...okay...on an action standpoint but storywise it was weak

  • I saw Transformers on ABC last night. I don't get why the designs of every Transformer had to be so needlessly complicated. Good luck trying to keep track of what part becomes what, especially with all the close, constantly moving camera angles. Also, if Optimus Prime doesn't A) Have a mouthguard on his face at _all_ times or B) Doesn't have or use a Super Mode, then he's not Optimus Prime to me. Overall, I give it 4 out of 10. This film is only worth getting for the Rifftrax.

  • Doug r u on crack??? Jk :)

  • So wait...did he like the movie or not????

  • @Nascarboy426 I think that this is supposed to be ironic. I can't imagine that N.C. liked Transformers.

  • @PunchSydeiron I think that your supposed to be a dumby. Of course he liked it, durr. Nobody can't get this excited and be ironic at the same time, think about it.

  • @ChiChiMooglet It's a Michael Bay film (Which for some reason is still a selling point for a movie, like M. Knight Shyamalan.) The humor is immature, vulgar, and not at all amusing or groundbreaking. The human subplot takes up too much time. The romance betweem LeBeouf & Fox is unconvincing. And to cap it all off, 45 minutes into the film, we finally see Optimus Prime. Oh, and why no Frank Welker as Megatron?! To like a Michael Bay film is to be ironic or an idiot who knows nothing about film.

  • @PunchSydeiron Really? Did you just rant about your opinion? Well that's all fine and dandy, but didn't you know, logic and opinions mean nothing when it comes to Michael Bay! Or his films for that matter. Besides, jsut because it's not like the old stuff doesn't mean it's no good. You're just pissy because it's not like the 80s stuff or any of the re-booted shows. Try thinking about it from the marketing stand point. 

  • @ChiChiMooglet Let me make my case. I didn't say that the film sucked, I just didn't like it as much. But answer me this: Should a film whose main audience are kids shouldn't have the word "masturbation in it." Plus, if you look closely @ the transformations, they're sort of hard to follow. Just because we have good CGI doesn't mean that we need to make TFs so complicated. Also, _sure_ it's ideal for a film to make 2x the money invested, but if it's worth doing, then isn't it worth doing well?

  • @PunchSydeiron Are you a grandma? Masturbation is not a big taboo word anymore. Kids know all about these things now-a-days, unless the media had completely blown out of portion what children are knowledgable in, plus it's rated PG-13, hello that should give you a clue about the content. And no the transformations are not hard to follow, unless your looking at butterflies when they happen. It was done well, again, were you looking at butterflies or are you as ADHA as the Critic in the review?

  • @ChiChiMooglet I'm just a minor shut-in with a cleaner sense of humor. I missed the 1st 10 min & therefore the rating. I only thought the TF was complicated because it _was_, not to mention that the camera was close and constantly moving. The good thing about the cartoons is that they focused on 1-2 parts transforming at a time when a transformation occured. If you had only the cartoon to follow when you wanted to change OP from truck to bot, the cartoon would be sufficient instructions.

  • @ChiChiMooglet If you're thinking about just the marketing, then the movie's artistic integrity ends up taking the hit. Sure Batman and Robin was marketed for kids, sure it made about $100 million more than it costed. Unfortunately, it also meant an all-around bad movie, & with Clooney as Batman that's saying something.

    My point? Studios have a habit of treating art as business. They don't care if a movie is a critical failure. As long as aliens blowing up The White House makes $800 million.

  • @PunchSydeiron I think it's funny how you bring up the Batman and Robin movie. That made me lol. Clooney is my least favorite Batman with Val Kilmer as my first. And of course I understand that the makers are just in it for the money and don't care about the art the do or don't create. That makes me sad.

  • @ChiChiMooglet Finally, we're on the same frequency on something! I understand that the people paying the money should have a say in how a movie is made, but the Bat Credit Card should've been a sign for Schumacher to ignore studio notes. The producers of The Simpsons do it, so I know it's possible.

    And now for My final thought: Even though I thought Bay's decisions in Transformers were questionable, at least it's not Transformers 2 (Shudders.) I'll still get them both for the Rifftraxes.

  • @PunchSydeiron I don't know, I thought Transformers 2 was okay. They tried to give everyone what they wanted...the only reason I liked it so much was because of the Optimus Prime fight vs. 3 Deceptacons, including Megatron! I thought that was cool, and the fact it lasted for more than 2 seconds like the ending...that was terrible.

    Yes, a Bat Credit Card crosses the line. In the critics review, I felt his insanity was completely called for.

  • @ChiChiMooglet watch?v=ynY6Xe0uWOI & watch?v=WRDT19smlGc say how I feel about Transformers 2 better than Iever could. I liked the increased focus on Autobots fighting Decepticons, but that's about it.

  • @ChiChiMooglet I almost forgot the immortal line "Give me your face!" Even though the last battle was over in about a minute or so, it was a decent scene when it comes to entertainment by volume.

  • @ChiChiMooglet Consider this: N.C. has criticized just about every movie that he's reviewed, even if he liked it. For example, Commando. Sure he said that he enjoyed it, but he had to probe for every little thing that didn't make sense. I'm not saying that Michael Bay's Transformers is the worst movie that I've ever seen, that dubious honor goes to Troll 2, followed closely by Joe Dirt. TF is somewhere in the middle of film's quality spectrum; not Citizen Cane, but not Monster A Go-Go, either.

  • @Nascarboy426 It was the greatest movie he's ever seen in his life!

  • this sucks even more than the actual movie

    good to see that he was a douche right from the start

  • @LMTR14 You suck.

  • stupid dumbs, Doug Walker is Chester A. Bum

  • This review is so harsh and over-sped-up. Couldn't this video have been at least 5 minutes long?

  • I hope Unicron is in Dark of the Moon, though I heard the villain will be Shockwave

  • @painlessissuicide I am reading the book, and no mention of Unicron, Shockwave is suppose to be the main villian and Sentinal Prime is the key characters as well.

  • @yeah...that wasnt the best idea on micheal bays part.

  • @painlessissuicide Well, we know now that those are nothing but a bunch of fucking LIES. Sentinel was the main villain not Shockwave or even Unicron.

  • @DestinedJedi87 douche

  • Change? You got change? Oh, come on help a guy out will you? Come on change!

  • I was LITERALLY ROFL!!!! :D

  • how does the Nostalgia Critic wear his tie? and how does he tie it?

  • Better than RayWilliamJohnson...

  • he forgot to say one shall stand one shall fall

  • But what about boomer?

    Boomer will live!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Who else rolled on the floor laughing to death?

  • Whoe else rolled omn the floor laughing?

  • LOL, this is one of the best NC reviews!! i'm practically ROTFL XD

  • Do waha do waha transformers

  • Wait for the video to load up all the way. Press 8 over and over again. Do the same but with the 1. Really funny.

  • that was more exciting than watching a micheal bay film

  • I keep watching 0:17 over and over

  • this is what later became Bum Reviews.

  • and thus a legend is born, lol. wow, he's really come a long way, huh?

  • @tokyopanda13 Yep. Before Video Game Confessions, before How to Be a Pirate, before Bum Reviews, before Ask That Guy with the Glasses, and even before TGWTG web site, Doug was right here on YouTube with NC and 5 Second Movies. This was 2007. Linkara, Spoony, Nostalgia Chick and the rest were still unknown.

  • @tokyopanda13 god, he looks different :P

  • im sorry but the live action transformers suck complete dick. It's for retards.

  • @TheXtraGuy Yeah. It was bad. My brother made me watch it. He was like, "Dude, this is the greatest movie of all time." And I was like, "Alright." So we watched it and he goes, "Well?" And I said "So, it's a comedy?" Way to destroy Transformers Michael Bay.

  • This is stupid, mr. Critic. If you make a review, let it be at least 10 minutes long!

  • This was his first video ever thats why it was short, he was experimenting with it

  • @qwuezalothus

    This is his first review, and this isnt his youtube channel. You need to vheck his website:)

  • If someone edited this, this could be a commando review.

  • OK calm down dude. I have no idea what the fuck you said in this review.

  • I still haven't seen the movie, but how can you top NC's rendition?? X-D

  • This is how Chester A. Bum was born.

  • @Auzy4: This was actually Doug's very first appearance as the Nostalgia Critic, when I'll assume was during his pre-Chester A. Bum period.

  • the 1st review of nostalgia critic

  • This Is The SHIT!!!

  • Everything should be reviewed in this style.

  • SERIOUSLY!! YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE FUCKING SPEED OR THE CAFFEINE.

    holy shit man,you are more hyperactive than i am.

  • I wus showing this to my little bro and then u shouted THIS IS THE SHIT and I imeaditly turn it off!

  • @211daytona Oh yes...because shieldin kids from words like "shit , fuck etc" works...riiiighhht...i say , give them the "gun" and teach them how not to use it.

  • I think i just got ADHD from watching this :)

  • Ladies and gentlemen, Doug when he fuses Nostalgia Critic and Chester A. Bum together.

  • This one is awesome XD

  • best movie 

  • gawd i hate transformers they SUUUCK, this movie does too REALLY BAD it fuckin sucks so bad i hate it.. honestly best part --> "shut UP grandMAAA!" the rest was just so god damned difficult to watch that i never finished this piece of shit....

  • I feel so sorry for his neighbours sometimes

  • Thus begins an epic tale of a legendary movie critic's quest in challenging every shitty movie ever made...

  • I grow up in early 80's watching and playing with transformers. Thats the reason I have not and will not see these movies,and besides i'm not big fan of CGI. 

  • funny fact is...the movie sucked.

    this was his first review?

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa Yeah, his first one.

  • @KisiroKitsune wow, he making these reviews must be his hobby

  • So it was good. bang

  • i know no but i think when Doug make Bum Review and this review he is in Drougs

  • His first video

  • Hehe, you fainted. XD

  • This second transformers sucked

  • This is like the best review.

  • pretty awesome review xp

  • the effects of coccaine

  • So yeah, it was awesome. *faints from exhaustion*

    LOL!!!

  • I love the shooting part. lol

  • the birth of the nc and the bum fuckin funny

  • what the fuck.O_O

  • @2000plato LOLZ

  • Wow

    Hes come so far

  • Yep, first time's the charm.

  • You were on crack weren't you?

    You really went insane!

  • @ZPokemonfanA nah, this is an disorder called attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, better known as ADHD. I got it too, it's not coo-hey a fly! =D

  • I understood... everything!

  • is he trying to be like chester a. bum?

  • @thelonelion

    this was actually the very first Nostalgia Critic review, so technically, the Bum was trying to be like NC

  • OK My apologizes to all TF 1986 movie, I have a love-hate relation with that movie, it's all.

  • lmao i love it when hes like "PROTECT THE CUBE" his voice was like his balls just dropped lmao

  • omg, I fucking LOVE the way he opens this video. The way he says it and his body language is priceless. "This is the SHIT!" rofl.

  • Aw, I was hoping this was a reveiw of the 1986 animated version. I AM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PLOT WAS. ^^ It was fun, though.

  • @TheWarnerSister the plot is: a giant planet called Unicron is heading for Cybertron. and they must stop him.

  • XD So he took this version and created Bum Reviews.

  • Someone explain this to me.

    Usually the NC hates every movie with even the slightest of logical errors, subpar storytelling, bad puns, and lack of decent characters. So why then does he LOVE the Transformers movies which have all of these flaws (and thensome) in spades?? :S

  • it was joke? and its transformers

  • cuz transformers is fucking awesome :P

  • @Bobzeaux i think this was just a one off like the game review

  • this review is cool cause, common i have seen transformers and nothing is going on in there, fight seanes are too cloth up and i could not see anything it sucked balls

  • 1:47 on best decribes the movie.

  • There's nothing shitty about it, it's infinitely better than the Michael Bay crap.

  • The 1986 movie is the best film ever made imo

    Calling it "shitty" is retarded

  • Birth of the "geek out mode"

  • I think he liked the movie.

  • All the review I was either smiling or laughing out loud so much, that it disturbed other family members ;) just hilarious :-D

  • Chester A Bum BEFORE he was a bum!

  • XD awesome.

  • ROFL XD

  • so this is wat nostalgia critic does when he likes a movie he reviews

  • @DragonoftheEastblue3

    actually this was his very first review so i think he was still figuring out what he would be doing

  • im not surprised

  • lol This was my reaction too!

  • To me this video was thousands times better than the actual Transformers movie. xD

  • Are you related to Chester A. Bum?

  • actually, they are the same person...

  • AMAZING. I never, ever figured that out. Seriously.