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  • simply appreciate the amount of hard work and talent used to create these vids.  you r brilliant... multiple-personalities but all brilliant. :-) p. s. Lots a dick.

  • @bobsmeerfak

    Great episode. I thought the boys would unknowingly make Nemoy's rescue sled out of the ark but your woody twist was funny.

    So if Lot wins, that means Abraham is actually the wost filicidal patriarch? Not sure what first and second place are given the name of the show.

  • @0gods Damn. Where were you in the writing phase? Rescue sled - good idea...

    Yeah, I made the voting situation a bit confusing this time. Winner gets a do-over in the final episode, runner up gets to assist. Technically, the WFP each week is always the loser - he gets voted off. In this case the guy voted off leaves the winner remaining - the guy most worthy of a second chance.

    Jeez, I need a PR person to explain or simplify things better than I can...

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  • @bobsmeerfak

    You have the sled idea for when the video is remade for the big screen. :)

    I'd like to see Lot cast out his daughters again to please the loving angels of the Lord. I think that means Abraham is the WFP.

    Again. . .very funny episode!

  • @bobsmeerfak

    Well, on the one hand, I'd say that Lot is the absolute worst filicidal patriarch; on the other hand, of the two left, I'd say that Abraham is hands-down, much more worthy of a seccond-chance.

    So I'd vote for Abraham.

    As for Lot, he should get what's coming to him.

    How about at the end, his two daughters show up (after having had abortions), grab him, and toss him to the Sodomite mob, and then the Sodomites gang-rape him to death?

  • Guest voices, eh? :-P

  • @BlackSabbath86 Yep! Needed a quick female one liner for the flight attendant. Yours is coming, dude!

  • i absolutely what you did with the ark! Your a comic genius :-)

  • @DeceptiveSoul And you are the wind beneath my wings. Now go on, get outa here. :)

  • Abram is the worst filicidal patriarch, Lot wins. I don't think it's possible now to make a very clear decision, so this is my "guess".

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  • OK. Once again, awesome episode. The Nimoy guest shot was epic! This is definitely going in a good direction- keep it up! I'm leaning towards Lot this time- he gets my vote. Abraham had intention but he was relieved when he didn't get to do the deed- Lot let his girls live the agony of a victim's fate for the rest of their lives. For some reason his visage here reminds me of Nicholas Cage... don't know if that had anything to do with my vote, just figured worth mentioning. ~1.

  • @BrooklynStarrOne Of course, it makes sense. Any portrayal of an orgy-crazed character automatically evokes Nick Cage in a very visceral way.

    So I interpret your vote as Abe gets the chance for a do-over - am I correct?

  • @bobsmeerfak You are correct, yet I digress. Now that I think about it, what sense would it make to let Abe do over not killing his boy? Now a conundrum arises: I think Lot is the worst, but also Abe's not worthy of the do over. So let's see: Abe was conscious in his action and intention, whilst Lot was drunk when his girls decided to sleep with him. Frankly I think Lot was probably drunk a lot. So in favor of bad drunken decisions, I hereby change my answer to Abe. Lot should get the do over.~1

  • Hey, a really action packed episode!

    Really good entertainment right there.

  • @drwadde Thank you, Doctor. Unless dr doesn't stand for doctor. Then just thank you.

  • @bobsmeerfak i'm as much of a doctor as... oh lets say, Kent Hovind :P

  • Lot :)

  • Winner: Lot

    Runner Up: Abreham

  • That was rich! I don't know why I wasn't subscribed sooner!

    I vote Lot too, mostly because I want to see what they do about the crowd of Sodomites. Perhaps they'll finally clear up the confusion about what the Sin of Sodom actually was: it wasn't homosexuality, but refusal to show the proper hospitality toward travelers.

  • @TBTabby Yeah, I've been watching your subscription list for months, wondering why I wasn't on it. No, seriously, thanks for watching and enjoying.

  • Winner: Lot

    Runner Up: Abraham

  • Lot for the win! He actually just wanted to help, plus lived in the best city ever.

  • abe

    

  • Winner: Abraham

    Runner-up: Lot

  • Lot to go. He'll always be a sick fuck.

  • Abe is the worst of the two

  • Nice work man!!! I vote for Lot. I loved the Nimoy cameo!!! Thanks for putting these together!!!

  • @freddussault The pleasure is mine. Thank you for enjoying.

  • I vote for Lot. Nothing creepier than a guy who gets drunk and doinks his own daughters. "Black out" my ass!! They "made" him do it. riiiiiiight!

    Well done Bob! I bet that took forever to put together!

  • @FishHeadSalad I'd be embarrassed to reveal exactly how long. It might get me committed to an institution.

  • Is the scream at 11:27 taken from Howard Dean's "I Had a Scream" speech?

    It sounds very similar.

    Also, my vote is for Abe.

  • @baboon1010101 Bingo. The Howard Dean Scream. You win the internet.

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  • Vote out Lot!

  • I vote Lot FTW. Abe can serve as his runner-up yesman. I want to see what kinky shit Lot does this time around. ; )

  • I vote for Lot. he was honest, and was going to say they failed. Also it would go against God's plan of having Abe go back and do it the same way again.

  • Bob, no wonder you had a delay, you've outdone yourself!

    Now write me more lines!!

  • @HarrysSecret Diva.

  • I needed a good laugh to start my week

  • @MrSamuelSpade Where did you end up having to go to get one?

  • made my morning good sir!!!

  • @animeforte369 Right on, thank you.

  • lot goddammit

  • this is SO well done. not to mention hilarious and well written. Well done bobsmeerfak! :D

  • @CovanentFilms Thank you indeed my friend.

  • Leonard Nimoy FTW! As for who I think should go, it's a tough call. Should it be the drone who goes along with what God tells him, or a party animal who moved to a bad neighborhood (b/c Abraham insisted they part ways, I believe) and nearly threw his daughters out to a mob? Abraham was going to kill Isaac and only God himself had to stop him from doing it (even though it was God who ordered it). So, Abraham should get the boot. I don't think Abraham is going to stop being a drone.

  • @CIndigo87 Just for clarification, Abraham should be the runner-up, and Lot should get the do-over.

  • Abe is the WFP. Lot was more pervert than filicidal.

  • Man, you sure crammed a lot into sixteen minutes! I know it's violating the rules, but my vote goes to Leonard Nimoy. He was very impressive, and I'm sure that there's something he'd love to go back and have a do-over for. (Probably something that has to do with the pointy ears.)

  • @Kennedean Hey, you finally left a comment. I was beginning to think internet technology only went so far in the Pacific. Whoever wins, I may need to let Nimoy make an appearance in every video now. He'll be my Alfred Hitchcock. Or M. Night Shyamalan.

  • abraham ftw.

  • Abe is the winner

  • Brilliant series, I vote Abraham...

  • @rainsoakedpuppy Thank you. And brilliant username to you.

  • This video is made off sparkles of awesome! Nimoy was a hit. The other ugly guy who appears somewhere in the video, I don't care for. Cut him off too. WIN!!!!!

  • @jolulipa Thank you, sir. Am I the other ugly guy who appears? I need to know who to cut off. :)

  • @bobsmeerfak What? are you a "mind reader" now? Yes is you. But you are ugly only for the sake of sarcasm... Don't go now and cut yourself. Your face is funny.

  • Abraham is an asshole. Cut him off!

  • Lot...........but it's a hard choice

  • Abraham is worse, but does that mean he wins or loses? I'm so confused. The Leonard Nimoy stuff was great!

  • @gamutman That means Abe loses. If you think Lot is more deserving of a second chance, he wins and gets the do-over. Abe becomes Lot's "call-a-friend" option.

    Anyway, thanks - and I wrote the Ishmael story line for you, dude - your comment about Ishmael not being fully addressed was the impetus for that. :)

  • @bobsmeerfak I wondered if that was the case. Cool!

  • I vote Abraham. I hate yes-men.

  • Before I watch this video I must say, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!!!!! Look at all the exclamation marks.... do you see them.

    Okay... okay.... I'm fine now. On with the show.

  • @orbnorian You have my second sir!!!

  • @orbnorian :):) Sorry this one took so long. I didn't realize what I was up against. :)

  • @bobsmeerfak: It was rather epic 8-P

  • @bobsmeerfak Yeah... and the true story was he spent to much time watching Korean female traffic policewomen videos on YouTube-kwon-Do.

  • @jolulipa One cannot watch too much Korean policewomen videos. And I have a black belt in YT-kwon-Do.

  • Lot seems worse to me.

  • Abraham is definitely worse.

  • This was the true definition of EPIC!!

  • @AtheismTV Thank you!

  • I think Lot is far worse, but I want him to have a second chance so

    I vote Abraham.

  • Great video yet again, alot of work went into it I can tell. Good job. I wote lot, thought I think killing your own son is worse, I believe that Abraham is without choice, he is without the ability to do anything other than what god wants him to do so clearly he is just a tool in the hands of god. Can't blame a tool for the failings of the user.

  • @TheRenekruse Thanks - glad you enjoyed :)

  • i said it last time and i meant it! lot is the worse of the 2 remaining contestants. Abe had all sorts of peer pressure and lot just kinda did shit on his own accord.

  • Also: one vote for Abraham.

  • This video is made of win and awesome. Thanks!

  • @n3rdm4n Thank you, my friend!

  • Abraham is the bad apple.

    Let him assist Lot when he tries to iron out his daughter-related cock-up.

  • If Mr. Nimoy is in the running, him. If not, I'd go for Abe.

  • @sarcleaeolist Interestingly, there have been several votes for Nimoy... :)

  • I'll vote for Lot

  • I vote for Abe.

  • hahaha awesome, you're hilarious. I vote Abraham !

  • @ThinkerResearcher Thank you!

  • I'd vote for Abraham. If that whole BS with Ishmael and Isaac never had happened, the world would be a lot more peaceful now.

  • Leonard Nimoy for the win! God it must have taken a long time compiling his lines. Great work ;-)

  • @skinnyjohnsen Too long... I had no idea what I was up against. I'm going to make a video about the making of this episode, just to process the trauma of it all. :)

  • Lot, How can you not respect a guy that fucked his own daughters amirite!

  • Lot would Win

  • I like Lot but I gata vote for Leonaerd Nimoy, more sexy stories man.

  • @Gemeni3insane Your sentiments are noted. :) You never know though, in this series - there's always a way for a guy like Nimoy to make a cameo return when you least expect it...

  • @bobsmeerfak. Thanks my man.

  • Lot!!!! GOGOGO!

  • @reafdaw01 Sorry - Lot to win and get the do-over?

  • @bobsmeerfak Yes.

  • Abraham ftw

  • Their profiles reveal both reprehensible. Lot: a self-serving, wine addled, incestuous pimp-daddy who consigned his wife to the desert as a condiment heap. Abraham: a pathologically syncophantic, would-be son-skewerer, and seriel baby-daddy who was "just following orders".

    But, along with his Nazi-esque devotion to chancellor yahweh, Abe sired the progeny responsible for the world's 2 most homicidal faiths-islam and judeo-xtianity. Thus, far more blood is upon his hands.

    I vote Abraham.

  • @KCKatheist I know. It's a tough choice. They left a lot of emotional and physical carnage in their wakes. It's hard to offer either of them a do-over. But in the true spirit of this series, we'll see if we can make humans out of them after all in the final telling...

  • @bobsmeerfak Your briliant weaving of this yarn has me at the edge of my seat. As it approaches its' epoch I am thoroughly consumed with..."an...tici...PA-tion"! *nods at RockyHorrorPictureShow poster on wall*

    Character contraints prevented me from congratulating your magnificent work on the previous segment. As an avowed trekkie, I was delighted with your inclusion of the iconic Leonard Nimoy!

    Your exceptional wit, tech skills, and dedication merit highest praise. Thank you!!!

  • @KCKatheist Thanks a zillion, KC, I appreciate it.

  • @KCKatheist Just checking - you're voting for Lot to get the do-over and Abe to lose? Yes?

  • @bobsmeerfak Affirmative, Captain.

  • This would make a great plot for an actual show or movie.

  • @kilorat Thanks, my mind has been circling around ideas on how to develop it into a bigger project.

  • Gotta vote for Abraham.

  • me....i would LOVE a "do-over", with a side of winning lottery numbers :D

    seriously: abraham

  • @practicalmagic9 Do-over and lotto win coming up, my friend.

  • This is just awesome.....I'm impressed.

  • @Ersa1a Thank you!

  • Hmmm... I think I'd prefer to have Lot have the do-over, but on the other hand, at least with Abraham supposedly it was god himself saying to do the sacrifice, whereas Lot had no such gun to his head to offer up his daughters.

    So... FINAL ANSWER -- Abraham wins, and lot should be the runner up.

  • That was amazing. :D

    I've voted for Lot every show, and I don't think I'm ready to stop now.

  • @MagorianAx Thank you sir, your support is always flattering!

  • @MagorianAx Just making sure - you're voting to kick Lot off (not to win), correct? (I made the explanation of the voting a bit confusing this time, sorry...)

  • @bobsmeerfak Yeah, I'm voting to kick him off. No worries about the wording.

  • Brilliant! Best reality show ever!

    And my vote this time goes to ... Lot.

  • @detersgumig Thanks indeed!

  • Lot win

  • Extra special!

    For videos such as this there should be an "auto thumbs-up function", which requires a 3 page essay on "why not" if anyone should decline.

  • @StopSpamming1 Yes. Yes. Call your friends at YouTube and make it happen. :)

  • When you say Worst Filicidal Patriarch, do you mean the one with lesser skills as in not very good at being a Filicidal Patriarch?

  • @grant50 Excellent question: the WFP is the one who is the most reprehensible, most vile child killing/endangering father figure who least deserves a chance at redemption. For this episode, the WFP becomes the runner up (and assists the winner in his do-over). The winner should be the most worthy of a second chance.

  • @bobsmeerfak Oh, I see...the Baddest Filicidal Patriarch! What is with the spell check on this program? It keeps telling me that filicidal is misspelled. Anyhow, in the grand tradition of christian charity/forgiveness, wouldn't the baddest be just as worthy of redemption? What am I thinking? This is reality TV! What does it have to do with reality, other than the name?

  • @grant50 True. In reality TV, reality is what gets the best ratings. Vote based on that -- who would you like to see get the do-over?

  • @bobsmeerfak And yeah, youtube has never heard of the word "filicidal", although Miriam Webster has...

  • @bobsmeerfak Neither one. I think they should both go straight to Hell! Which, I guess, means they are both winners and, thus, deserving of do-overs. Couldn't you have chosen a simpler format?

  • @grant50 No. That would require me to be smarter and more efficient. I'm the wrong guy for that job.

  • @bobsmeerfak Well, shit, bob. Isn't there somebody there who could handle that for you?

  • @grant50 I laid them all off during the last corporate downsizing.

  • Winner, Abraham.

  • Abraham get's to win. Sacrificing your own son when ordered by God is not as horrible as having two dauthers raped by loads of rapists. Even if he is a yes-man douchebag. Sending your wife and child into the desert is quite horrible as well but then, so is sleeping with your daugthers.

  • Lot

  • i think lot should win. atleast he didn't try to kill anyone.

  • Fucking Awesome

  • @billygundum Thanks! Mucho appreciado!

  • Argh! Which really is the lesser of the two evils? I'm so torn on who I shouldn't vote for! Holy F-CK this is like voting for the U.S. president! Ok then: Abraham. He may have been ready to kill his son, but at least he didn't screw him. Yep, double-entendre. I totally went there.

  • @Abzu93 How true about the state of political elections. How sadly true.

  • YAY!

  • @GiraffesEatWindmills You pressed the YAY! button! Woohoo!

  • Lot win

  • Great video. If only real "Reality Shows" were this good!  And I vote for Lot.

  • @ColdSpot999 Thank you!

  • NIMOY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @DasGuntLord01 Oh, yes. Yes. Submit to Nimoy or be assimilated.

  • A scouse Easyjet flight attendant? Until you Americans have experienced that, or watched ~Desperate Scousewives~ the joke will be forever lost LOL.

  • @NoFaithNoPain Nice! It would have even been lost on me, except that HarrysSecret told me what she was going for and she was wondering how many people in the UK would be able to pick up on the dialect... :)

  • Best BOP yet! Truly epic.

    Abe and Abe.

    So much exposure to Nimoy to edit this together can not be good for your health.

  • @xdassinx Thanks!

    And so true, so much Nimoy during the dark winter months was an interesting odyssey...

  • Lot, hands down. He's a coward!

  • @1marcelo So I take that as Abe for the win and Lot as the runner up - correct?

  • @bobsmeerfak No, I think Lot is worse than Abe, in my opinion, because he gave away his daughters just to avoid harm.

  • Wow to this episode.

  • @KaroKoenich Thank you my friend!

  • lot ftw

  • Lot win

    Abe runner up

  • You are insane and that's awesome!

    I'm voting for Lot.

  • @acetaminophe :) Thanks! I'm always hoping for a way to turn insanity into awesomeness.

  • My vote is Lot. He should get the do-over. Even though he is the worst offender of the two, lets send Abraham out. Let me explain: God has had the fix in this whole contest from the beginning. So let's us cheat also....and elect Lot....simply because a do-over for him would be SOOOO much more fun.

  • A tough choice.

    Although Abraham didn't actually do the deed, Lot didn't have murderous intent. Besides, having Abraham assist Lot in acheiving redemption has more comic possibilities. So, I vote for Abraham as worst filicidal patriarch.

  • Abraham got a do over already. In the Abe story that refers to God as YHWH, there is no sacrifice and Isaac grows up. In the Abe story that refers to God as Elohim, Abe goes up to do the sacrifice when a few redacted YHWH verses about the ram appear, but Abe comes down the mountain alone and Isaac never appears in the Elohim story again.

    I would like to see Lot's do over.

  • @8WholeThing Ooh, interesting - I'm going to have to look up these variations in the original stories. Sounds like a fun read.

  • @bobsmeerfak How about Isaac in "It's a Wonderful Life" with Jimmy Stewart clips for Isaac's voice? Clarence the Angel shows what the world would have been like if Abe had gone through with the sacrifice. Donna Reed's voice as Rachel who lives a life like Ezekiel 23.

  • @8WholeThing Excellent ideas...

  • I didn't know Spock was such a perv. I want to see Abe's do over, just to see what god's got in mind.