How to Order Curry... Yaaaaarrr!

[cannibalklown]

Fucking terrible. You sound like a welsh man living in the west country, with an indian twang. Awful, and not funny in the slightest. Why would you watch this back and go "Yeah, this will be a great video for youtube"?

[handbagjazz]

I've had shit's that sound more convincing than that.

FAKE!

[BackFromTheDead]

ARE YOU TWO TWINS?

Rubbish accent what a waste of 1.32 mins

[chiefkickass]

what a pile of shit! faggot wankers!

[paulferocious]

Very funny

[BrainSurgerysFun]

Well, I laughed. The idea is extremely funny. It was subtle, which is why he didn't say "shiver me timbers." There was no context to say it in the conversation. I definetely thought it would be a lot less funny than it actually turned out to be. B3ta, I stand behind you on this one.

[annoianoid]

Really really scraping the bottom of the b3ta barrel.

[wud1980]

Pirate?!!! What a complete load of shite. Idiots.

[arisresearch]

I can't believe how shit that was. Seriously.

[andersporter]

sorry guys... that was horrible

[Brylantor]

worst pirate impression I ever heard.

[jimmathyc]

Pathetic attempt at comedy

[ghaarnok]

Scraping of the barrel at b3ta towers this week methinks.

Oh and these two should be ashamed of themselves for thinking that they were being remotely funny.

[spacebaboon123]

you just sound Welsh.

[TehMas]

Fail.

[Wykey]

I didn't spot one "shiver me timbers", "me hearty", "prepare for boarding" or even a "splice the main brace".

Long walk, short gangplank. And no rum before bed.

[kfarris]

Funny, woulda been classic if you got the audio from the other end as well...

[0oxloulouxo0]

meh... b3ta...u've let me down... u just sound lk a farmer saying yaaarr..

nice one for having the guts tho =]

[danielcatten]

pathetic. jenny bond makes a better pirate.

[antonturrell]

Pah! why was this in the newsletter!!!

[cobrasexual]

You should have asked to pay in dubloons.

[fluxtubes]

Rather too well spoken and polite to be a pirate. I just thought he sounded like a rustic.

[harveyball]

been watching fonejacker and feeling inspired?

[scottishweebl]

O_o sounds like Father Dougal from Father Ted!

[mikewozere]

Why is this in the news letter....This really wasn't funny and wasn't a very good pirate impression either. Must have had to be there I suppose.

[frenchtoilet]

zzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz zzzzzzzzzzz

[phineast]

Sorry, but... Worst. Pirate. Everrrrrrr-rrr

[beajk002]

yeah hilarious. you really got them. dickwads.

[gartube]

sorry isn't good enough. why did i watch that? for shame...for shame....

[rsacat]

Its funny because they thought themselves to be so funny.

[slothster1974]

No address given? or is it the crofters?

[twins91705]

What an astonishingly unimaginative pile of toss.

[drumting]

Crap. Pricks.

[jeanclaudejaquette]

Sounds more like one of the villains from scooby-doo.

[funkydory42]

wow! this is so bad it's brilliant! i love it! good old B3ta!

[kukol]

What a gay pirate, student fuckwads!

[ZABIJET4]

crap - get a life

[rsacat]

He just sounds like he has an accent of some sort. I guess it's one of those "had to be there" moments.

[Travellinghobo2]

Good pirate accent in my opinion. I did a few giggles anyway. Why the funny camera angle though?

[mymonkeylife]

Must try harder

D-

[alexwhamilton]

absolute shit.

[kaufman22]

yeah , shit NEXT...

[wigpac]

sounds like the worzels

[rosiespole]

shite

one onion bhaaaarji

wacos

[Commanderfish]

Hmm, rubbish.  He sounded asian, not pirate.

[eatmygonks]

Are pirates from Somerset?

Though the Onion Bargeee did raise a chuckle :)

[HappilySuicidal]

Rubbish! My dead cat makes a better pirate!

[mistertarmac]

Hmm, that wasn't very funny.

[SubZeroDP]

Good idea, executed poorly. Very poorly. In fact shit comes find.

[heppy70]

Rubbish. 1 minute 32 seconds of my life wasted.

[ColonelDracula]

And this made the B3ta newsletter?  Worst pirate EVER!

[pierstaylor]

What! Go to Brizzle and you;ll hear a more convincing accent. Just sounded like a rara twunt being a ra ra twunt to me!

[miramanga]

Onion BARGEEE is the best bit! But you just sound a bit Cornish after!!

[b0nesweeptedium]

what the hell kind of pirates do you hang out with? You sound nothing like a pirate. I think you cared more about getting your grub than saying 'yaaaar' a lot.

[mitchamuk]

rubbish

[justlettersandnumber]

Terrible.

[dannstarrrr]

you just sound like father ted tbh

[moviegeek5]

I thought he sounded more like Dougal. But yeah, more like an Irish priest than a pirate.

[Ashcutus]

rofflecopter...yes its my house!