Another celeb fooled by the machiene. How has anything changed? President BlackBush has killled more with the drones than Bush did, that is not ending the war, that is escalating it. Only internet warriors know he is just like the rest? Only the sheep think he is doing a good job.
@masonTganes And I agree with you. We have not had an honest election in this country since Ike. The people who are telling President BlackBush what to do and say are the same people who coached W into playing an idiot for 8 years. Bush is no idiot.
so chris rockk would rather vote for a criminal then a man who served his country and came close to giving his life for? FUCK OFF i think your a great comedian and all but this is bullshit if it wusnt for guys like mccain you wouldnt be here speaking english probalby
@masterscheme1 I agree 100% in the GOP end, but the government is full of lies both parties. Hey finally Obama is lashing out against the high gas prices. Your comment on violence in Mexico. I have dual citizenship so I know more about it than you plus I was a victim of that violence so I can tell you better than Fox news. The cartels are more of a threat than terrorist. They poison our country daily. Did you read about a U.S citizen was shot on our side of the border by an AK47 from the Mexico
Masterscheme1 That Bin Laden thing was all a hoax. Bin Laden had been dead for years. I am tired of all the lies. Don't get me wrong I didn't like Bush either. We need a Bill Clinton or Reagan as president. The Dems and GOP are whimps. We need a real leader!!!
@himmler1007 Yeah Bin laden was a hoax. Obama is actually an alien, ninja, muslim terrorists, anti christ from Mars lol. You don't know whats been going on. I'm watching/reading/blogging everyone on both sides like fly on shit. Trust me, The GOP started the war setting up Bin Laden as the Boggie man so they could go to war. Then Obama's people found him and took him out. The GOP want war, all people non white to leave america, cheap labor and no government to stop them. Simple.
Hey people this is what I hate about Obama!!! When the cartel killed one of OUR federal agents in Mexico. He did not send in the troops for some payback. Anyone who kills a U.S. Agent is considered an act of terrrorism. That gives the U.S.A the right to bring them to justice by any and all means possible. The Mexican Cartels are a clear and present danger to the U.S.A. So listen up federal agents you don't have the president to back you up. Thats a fact not opinion. Look it up anybody.
@himmler1007 Yeah your right we should have invaded mexico as well. Do you even know how that ended up happening? O thats right you watch fox news and they don't tell you the facts. Obama has trippled the security on the border that Bush had. And how that ended up happening was that they were conducting a sting operation on the cartels and it went wrong. No one wants our federal agents to die, he has took out bin laden, helped with Quadafi when the GOP said no etc. Look that up.
@masterscheme1 Hey thanks for the response you did it with respect. I hate these internet tough guys who talk shit and disrespect a guy. We are all free to make comments, but we should do it with respect to our fellow persons. Back in 2008 Obama said" Change". He should not make promises he can not keep. That goes for any man. A man should be able to keep his word. If he can't he is not a man. We will see at election time.
@himmler1007 Politicians don't make "promises". They make declarations as to what they want to do. And when they get into office they try to get it done. He tried shutting down Guantanimo and no states wanted to hold some of the prisoners and complained when he wanted to send them some where else. You can only do so much as a president. You are not a king, and you need to COMPROMISE, which is a dirty word in washington now, to get anything done. Thats y we can't have a GOP prez.
@himmler1007 Yeah fox news talking points. Yeah the fact that Iran cut off oil supply, and that 2 american refineries shut down for maintenance. Obama just turn off the spiggot right? lolololol The GOP base is insanely gulible, its hilarious, and they fool you guys pretty well. Basically if they tell you that Obama is not from earth you would believe it.
NDAA, thank oboma. oh you haven't heard? bush and oboma really are not that different. get over the black part and republican and democrat stuff too. limited gov, enough said.
@muaythaijunky The people who benifit most from limited government are the mega corporations. Because the billionaires in this country don't like some person elected by the people to tell them how to not cheat the system and the masses. A weak central government means that there will be no one to watch out for the ignorant, poor, sick, weak, minority, and young, o and women. Leaving Corporations free to pillage w/o no one to stop them or check them. You need balance.
@HaarlemBoy16 Do your research man before you post. The Administration tried tirelessly to close guantanimo bay, but no state would allow him to move the prisoners to them and no court even NY wanted to actually allow trails to take place with those people who were held w/o trial because they said that it was a security threat (Republican bullshit because they wanted for it to remain open). Christ you ppl live in a bubble.
@masterscheme1 You people? I'm not a Republican or even an American (I live in the Netherlands). He said that it would close and it didn't close so what the reason is of that isn't the point. Don't promise something that you can't make true.
Whether it's legal or not...People gonna get high! End of story.
It aint legal now and so many people are baked it dont make sense.
I dont do drugs of any kind and dont really respect those who do, but in some sense that's the "Freedom" their given. Drugs are illegal because thats the FEDs current way of making money off it. Hell, Booze is worse than eveything! It's legal! My friend kicked Meth & Crack and said cigarettes were the harder to kick, they're legal...
@PumaSweat I wish they would legalize most drugs. Outside of allowing operation of heavy machinery or driving a car under the influence. The Defense budget would drop by one third over night.
Legalization of drugs would be horrific, the government would put so much tax that weed would be so much more expensive, I'd rather get it off the dealer thanks.
@CuntPuntification It would keep about 80 percent of young black men out of jail if it were legal lol. Thats all I'm concerned about. Because black kids are eaaaasy pickings for a cop trying to rise in the ranks using arrests as the catalyst.
@outofslumber Hey dummy. Did you here Chris Rock's stand up about whether white people can say nigga? The answer was NOT REALLY. Your white....stop pretending that there is anyone else that can go by the word nigga aside from black people. It's obvious you want to be black BUT YOU NEVER WILL. Get over your identity crisis.....and stop talking gibberish.
The day I follow Chris Rocks idea of an ideal world I'll shoot myself. Fucking moron. Get down here in the real world........homo. Or is that a word off limits as a non homosexual. See I'm giving you the ammo and you still suck. When police evolves into ........"thought police" is when things will really go tits up, not for whites, but the human condition. So be careful telling others what is off limits.....nigga.
The niggas may be finally catching up. But only after we had a nigga in the whitehouse and nothing changed. I respect all the niggas, be they white, black, brown......purple......well.....fuck purple people, as a good comedian once said, you gotta draw the line somewhere. I respect all the niggas that realize its a fucking game. The players aren't seen, and the politicians are the face of something that doesn't reveal itself. And long after we are gone, the same niggas will be fighting.
CR said Barrack Obama 50 times like he's trying to brainwash the audience and on top of that his whole act was political propaganda, CR is literally a Government employee and this video is proof.
Lets face it, black people would have voted for anyone that was also black running for president. They can pretend they listened to the issues but at the end of the day they were so over excited by his running that they all immediately voted for him regardless of his policies.
@Kain40 I could say the exact same thing about white people. I could ignore 250 years of history and reduce white people to simple-minded people that only make decisions based on race. Then I would be just like you. Dont make blanket statements about things you know little about. Sure there were blacks that voted for Obama cause he was black but there were also whites who voted for McCain for the same reason. Dont pretend to know my motivations because there are ignorant people out there.
@BrandonSchleifer Nope... It's perfectly normal. Don't try to fit yourself into race traits and what society dictates is normal for certain groups of people. It's all a load of bullshi-. Even though as a black female, I don't feel exactly uncomfortable when black people say it because it seems I'm desensitized to the word when it comes from them since I know their new meaning for the word, I do think it's an ugly and terrible word that shouldn't be said by anyone.
Obama first MIXED race president. Had a middle class white upbringing went to go schools and thanks to affirmative action got into Yale law school. If you think Bush was stupid wait till he releases his undergrad grades (folks who know know why he won't do it). Obama ain't no representative of the black community in America or anywhere else. These blacks are delusional if they think so.
@rapier0954 Obama himself identifies with Black people. Like he said...white people don't see, mention or care about his white mother. All they see is a black man. We're all mixed but that doesn't mean we're not black. He's Black and he'd be the first to tell you that
FUCK RON PAUL! Obama :)) People acting like change is gonna happen in 2 years, like , it's gonna take a while for him to undo some stuff. And it's mega pressure on him . He can only do so much, and just because he's president , doesn't mean that he can just do whatever he wants, the goverment has to approve some things. And since they see a black man in control, they're gonna deny a lot ....p.s I love chris rock :))
@iBeLiEvEYhU Obama is not a good president at all what so ever dude. Lots of criminals in government, politcians, the media or whatever lie about him being great and does the evil in the background. For this black guy, I will never support him.
Obama had one hell of a following and he blew it. He shot his base in the back. It's sad for america and the world. Why won't Obama listen to the people? Why?
@Twostones00 Well considering the fact that the goverment won't let him do certain things since he has to get they're sign off. Just because he's "The President", he can't change EVERYTHING.
@Twostones00 Because he's a puppet. Just like George Bush and every president since JFK, Obama cares only about satisfying the criminal Walstreet bankers and the corporations they deal with.
@byteresistor Lol nice one. You don't know 1/10 of the shit Obama has done since he has been in office. Actually thats the way the GOP likes it. He is an alien, Muslim anti-christ socialists who wants america to fail and hates white people, even his mother and grandparents.... LOL. Its to the point they can't even counter him on his record they just straight lie and make shit up. They just blamed gas prices on him when iran cut off supply and 2 oil refineries in the US shut down.
@masterscheme1 Was that foam at the mouth rant aimed at me or at the GOP in general? I am not GOP. I'm not even a rightwinger of any sort. But I'm also not brainwashed to believe Obama is the second coming of christ.
@byteresistor In truth, he has done more in his 4 years than Bush would have done in 12. Thats how it is when democratic presidents get elected. They usually get to work, while the Repub presidents do just 2 things. Cut taxes for the rich and try to dismantle the government by privatizing it and selling it off. Because the greatest threat to the Mega rich is people who give others who aren't as rich more power than them with the vote. They feel like they are superior.
Chris Rock is hilarious! XD I feel the same about Flavor Flave. Personally I don't think any guy should run around with a Viking helmut and necklace that looks like a Captain Hook prop.
Obama is a puppet on a string. He answers to the people that hold our national debt. Economy is tanking because industry is moved oversees. Don't get mad at the president he isn't in control of big business. He can only do what the government allows they have to sign off on any and every decision he makes. Use your goddamn brain America.
@49bigguy what are you talking bout not to be rude its a year later now n its a black person trying to run for president who doesnt even want to consider himself black so i think thats worst do u agree?
@ftghb the debt that it took 8 years for bush to put us in , obama trippled it in his first 2 years in office,obama is not for the American people and i dont care if you are black or white, he has an agenda!!! most people are to blind to see that,, if you think Obama is a good president , you dont know whats going on, you have your head in the sand
@Bigdsbbq that's bs, the circumstances that obama faced were manifested before he was president...obama's stimulus package was the only thing to save all those bankrupt companies from the credit disaster and he had that piled on top of him within the first few months of office.
The 3 standups are put together by Chris Rock, not by OP. He had 3 standups in his world tour (SA, UK, NY) that he put together in his DVD. That's why he appears to change clothes so often.
Obama tries to make changes but is blocked by Interest groups and opposing parties. If there were no interest groups and all politicans were doing their job, then we could actually get somewhere. I love this country but it is not where it needs to be right now.
@maybach4000 "Obama tries to make changes but is blocked by Interest groups"
That would make good organic FERTILIZER, but I'd not consume it!
He could have vetoed our new "NAZionist Brown Shirt" bill, or our Jewish Communist "American Kulacks:DIE!" food bill, AND/or the last, but certainly not least, "Happy New Year Goy Toys, Don't like Ritual War/Genocide, Go to PRISON" NDAA bill.
As he was black democRat it makes him WORSE than BUSH;
He's our Bush DARK, as we expected LIGHT, PROSTITUTE.
They certainly did change the rules on him! Comics are sadly the last arbiters of truth in American society because our news media don't do their job at all!
Maui fr. portland or. education is key. teach everyone in america the same, but by the same guide lines so we all have a better view and sense of what happend on this land before the african, and the europeans where here. share what happend and start the story over by telling the truth to the kids and on through college. for some reason it was against the law to teach the africans to read, all while they're part of landscaping big chunks of america!
Before: Me: Obama's stupid and a liar Black ppl: WHAT YOU SAY YOU RACIST IMMA KICK YO ASS! Now: Me: Obama's stupid and a liar Black ppl: Damn straight.
everyones complaining about less and less money, right?
This is how the system works:
Federal Reserve prints money > More money on market > Inflation > Money in your pocket is worth less > They can do whatever they want > Ron Paul will terminate the Federal Reserve > Vote for Ron Paul 2012!
BUSH KNEW and TRIED to stop Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from heading for a meltdown that would lead to a worldwide collapse, and when they tried to intervene and correct the problem, who stopped them? Obama's buddies, coincidentally, also self serving crooks. Franklin Rains, Maxine Waters, Gregory Meeks, Barney Frank, all frauds and criminals 1000x worse than BUSH. Search youtube for: Covering up the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
Dude, the only people who can really make jokes about their own race ARE PEOPLE FROM THAT RACE. Chris Brown rips into black culture just as much as whites... just like Russel Peters and the latinos
Chris Rock for President!!!
NiklasFranGoteborg 18 hours ago
THUMPS UP OR DIE!
soccer90me 5 days ago
Another celeb fooled by the machiene. How has anything changed? President BlackBush has killled more with the drones than Bush did, that is not ending the war, that is escalating it. Only internet warriors know he is just like the rest? Only the sheep think he is doing a good job.
TommYYZ 5 days ago
@TommYYZ I agree with you but... do you think an ooooold man and his hottie soccermom VP would have done any better?
BTW the president is just a puppet with no true power. hes just a spokesperson for america.
masonTganes 4 days ago
@masonTganes And I agree with you. We have not had an honest election in this country since Ike. The people who are telling President BlackBush what to do and say are the same people who coached W into playing an idiot for 8 years. Bush is no idiot.
TommYYZ 3 days ago
like this if you are watching this in 2012!!!
dramadudet 6 days ago
so chris rockk would rather vote for a criminal then a man who served his country and came close to giving his life for? FUCK OFF i think your a great comedian and all but this is bullshit if it wusnt for guys like mccain you wouldnt be here speaking english probalby
jrorlando61 6 days ago
@ZeeKayeX and Johannesburg.
SammPhoenix 1 week ago
@masterscheme1 I agree 100% in the GOP end, but the government is full of lies both parties. Hey finally Obama is lashing out against the high gas prices. Your comment on violence in Mexico. I have dual citizenship so I know more about it than you plus I was a victim of that violence so I can tell you better than Fox news. The cartels are more of a threat than terrorist. They poison our country daily. Did you read about a U.S citizen was shot on our side of the border by an AK47 from the Mexico
himmler1007 1 week ago
Masterscheme1 That Bin Laden thing was all a hoax. Bin Laden had been dead for years. I am tired of all the lies. Don't get me wrong I didn't like Bush either. We need a Bill Clinton or Reagan as president. The Dems and GOP are whimps. We need a real leader!!!
himmler1007 1 week ago
@himmler1007 Yeah Bin laden was a hoax. Obama is actually an alien, ninja, muslim terrorists, anti christ from Mars lol. You don't know whats been going on. I'm watching/reading/blogging everyone on both sides like fly on shit. Trust me, The GOP started the war setting up Bin Laden as the Boggie man so they could go to war. Then Obama's people found him and took him out. The GOP want war, all people non white to leave america, cheap labor and no government to stop them. Simple.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
Hey people this is what I hate about Obama!!! When the cartel killed one of OUR federal agents in Mexico. He did not send in the troops for some payback. Anyone who kills a U.S. Agent is considered an act of terrrorism. That gives the U.S.A the right to bring them to justice by any and all means possible. The Mexican Cartels are a clear and present danger to the U.S.A. So listen up federal agents you don't have the president to back you up. Thats a fact not opinion. Look it up anybody.
himmler1007 1 week ago
@himmler1007 Yeah your right we should have invaded mexico as well. Do you even know how that ended up happening? O thats right you watch fox news and they don't tell you the facts. Obama has trippled the security on the border that Bush had. And how that ended up happening was that they were conducting a sting operation on the cartels and it went wrong. No one wants our federal agents to die, he has took out bin laden, helped with Quadafi when the GOP said no etc. Look that up.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
@masterscheme1 Hey thanks for the response you did it with respect. I hate these internet tough guys who talk shit and disrespect a guy. We are all free to make comments, but we should do it with respect to our fellow persons. Back in 2008 Obama said" Change". He should not make promises he can not keep. That goes for any man. A man should be able to keep his word. If he can't he is not a man. We will see at election time.
himmler1007 1 week ago
@himmler1007 Politicians don't make "promises". They make declarations as to what they want to do. And when they get into office they try to get it done. He tried shutting down Guantanimo and no states wanted to hold some of the prisoners and complained when he wanted to send them some where else. You can only do so much as a president. You are not a king, and you need to COMPROMISE, which is a dirty word in washington now, to get anything done. Thats y we can't have a GOP prez.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
'There's a lot of guys in jail that got captured!' hahahah
Zakariia 1 week ago
Its 2012, the NDAA is active, Iran war is pending... too bad this comedy bit isnt that funny anymore.
elendiel0101 1 week ago
I love this man
BlueberrySapSmoke 1 week ago
@Mrinebriation Hey internet tough guy come and talk shit to my face. Whimp I live in Stockton. Anytime idiot!!!!
himmler1007 1 week ago
Hey don't disrespect me internet tough guy. I live in Stockton, Vs. Come and talk shit to my face.
himmler1007 1 week ago
Hey gas is $4 a gallon. Obama where is the change???
himmler1007 1 week ago
@himmler1007 presidents dont control gas prices retard. if open trade with iran gas would get cheaper and republicans are the ones opposing that
Mrinebriation 1 week ago
@himmler1007 Yeah fox news talking points. Yeah the fact that Iran cut off oil supply, and that 2 american refineries shut down for maintenance. Obama just turn off the spiggot right? lolololol The GOP base is insanely gulible, its hilarious, and they fool you guys pretty well. Basically if they tell you that Obama is not from earth you would believe it.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
This is pathetic, agesim, racism, foolishness. McCain "got caught"...how sad is that. And, comparing him to criminals in jail. Pathetic.
PaulM4195 1 week ago
NDAA, thank oboma. oh you haven't heard? bush and oboma really are not that different. get over the black part and republican and democrat stuff too. limited gov, enough said.
muaythaijunky 2 weeks ago
@muaythaijunky The people who benifit most from limited government are the mega corporations. Because the billionaires in this country don't like some person elected by the people to tell them how to not cheat the system and the masses. A weak central government means that there will be no one to watch out for the ignorant, poor, sick, weak, minority, and young, o and women. Leaving Corporations free to pillage w/o no one to stop them or check them. You need balance.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
This was before Barack Obama screwed everyone! NDAA, Guantanomo bay still open and the banks still control EVERYTHING!
HaarlemBoy16 2 weeks ago
@HaarlemBoy16 Get the heck out of here
GyDvTm001 2 weeks ago
@GyDvTm001 Can't handle the truth?
HaarlemBoy16 2 weeks ago
@GyDvTm001 Can't handle the truth?
HaarlemBoy16 2 weeks ago
@HaarlemBoy16 Can't handle idiots
GyDvTm001 2 weeks ago
@GyDvTm001 Good argument ;-) We'll see who the idiot is.
HaarlemBoy16 2 weeks ago
@HaarlemBoy16 Hardly was an argument. Actually, I didn't really want to argue, but if you want to, then lets go.
GyDvTm001 1 week ago
@HaarlemBoy16 Do your research man before you post. The Administration tried tirelessly to close guantanimo bay, but no state would allow him to move the prisoners to them and no court even NY wanted to actually allow trails to take place with those people who were held w/o trial because they said that it was a security threat (Republican bullshit because they wanted for it to remain open). Christ you ppl live in a bubble.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
@masterscheme1 You people? I'm not a Republican or even an American (I live in the Netherlands). He said that it would close and it didn't close so what the reason is of that isn't the point. Don't promise something that you can't make true.
HaarlemBoy16 1 week ago
6:27 white girls!!!
koolkat518 2 weeks ago
This film is an assembly of four different concerts in different venues...
torero3 3 weeks ago
wtf. is it just me or does he keep changing his clothes
mattcvand204 3 weeks ago
muthafucka can dance
Crazystudent93 3 weeks ago
did he just say dikembe mutumbu 4:05
MyHussein12 3 weeks ago
he switched suits back and forth LOL
BmwSyed 3 weeks ago 7
@BmwSyed Yeah no, those are two different shows.
TheMcgreary 3 weeks ago
@BmwSyed He was in london and NY, if you could read, or think, you'd know that
ZeeKayeX 1 week ago
@BmwSyed Because this special is 3 performances in one
psyshock918 18 hours ago
4:20
Mrghostfaceak 3 weeks ago
Fantastic camera work at 1:49.
CanadaMMA 3 weeks ago
Whether it's legal or not...People gonna get high! End of story.
It aint legal now and so many people are baked it dont make sense.
I dont do drugs of any kind and dont really respect those who do, but in some sense that's the "Freedom" their given. Drugs are illegal because thats the FEDs current way of making money off it. Hell, Booze is worse than eveything! It's legal! My friend kicked Meth & Crack and said cigarettes were the harder to kick, they're legal...
PumaSweat 4 weeks ago
@PumaSweat I wish they would legalize most drugs. Outside of allowing operation of heavy machinery or driving a car under the influence. The Defense budget would drop by one third over night.
Realmslover 4 weeks ago
Legalization of drugs would be horrific, the government would put so much tax that weed would be so much more expensive, I'd rather get it off the dealer thanks.
CuntPuntification 1 month ago
@CuntPuntification It would keep about 80 percent of young black men out of jail if it were legal lol. Thats all I'm concerned about. Because black kids are eaaaasy pickings for a cop trying to rise in the ranks using arrests as the catalyst.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
Oh yes, forgot to mention, I'm white, just to make it easy for those looking for a cheap shot!
outofslumber 1 month ago
@outofslumber Hey dummy. Did you here Chris Rock's stand up about whether white people can say nigga? The answer was NOT REALLY. Your white....stop pretending that there is anyone else that can go by the word nigga aside from black people. It's obvious you want to be black BUT YOU NEVER WILL. Get over your identity crisis.....and stop talking gibberish.
Flipper79able 1 month ago
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outofslumber 1 month ago
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@Flipper79able
The day I follow Chris Rocks idea of an ideal world I'll shoot myself. Fucking moron. Get down here in the real world........homo. Or is that a word off limits as a non homosexual. See I'm giving you the ammo and you still suck. When police evolves into ........"thought police" is when things will really go tits up, not for whites, but the human condition. So be careful telling others what is off limits.....nigga.
I do "NOT" want to be black.
outofslumber 1 month ago
@Flipper79able
I dont want to be anything other than what I am. You cant sell me ancestor guilt!
outofslumber 1 month ago
The niggas may be finally catching up. But only after we had a nigga in the whitehouse and nothing changed. I respect all the niggas, be they white, black, brown......purple......well.....fuck purple people, as a good comedian once said, you gotta draw the line somewhere. I respect all the niggas that realize its a fucking game. The players aren't seen, and the politicians are the face of something that doesn't reveal itself. And long after we are gone, the same niggas will be fighting.
outofslumber 1 month ago
Is it me or does everyone ON the internet like Ron Paul?? maybe thats why they wanna shut it down
M3di3v4L 1 month ago
It's funny how thus was then and now obama sucks and everyone realizes it. Ron Paul is the way to go
AK3mm3 1 month ago
So can somone tell me why he keeps switching from leather to a suite
nitrokid99 1 month ago
@nitrokid99 He was doing stand ups in diferent cities
sami786 1 month ago
I'm not even getting into politics I just want to say...IF THIS MOTHAFUCKA SAYS "Barack Obama" ONE MORE TIME I'LL SHOOT HIM WITH A BAZOOKA !!!
RAPFlavour87 1 month ago
@maybach4000 NOO that's not true!! He has super duper clothes-changing powers!!
ruyyan 1 month ago
Ron Paul for president !
utubevideniskey 1 month ago in playlist Always Here In My Mind
@utubevideniskey the bucket list candidate, yeah sure
Plumannieduff 1 month ago
@Plumannieduff - true time is running out for him, but he is the only one that stands for something and CAN back it up. The others dont.
utubevideniskey 1 month ago
dave chappelle ftw
WazaapTutorials 1 month ago in playlist Always Here In My Mind
CR said Barrack Obama 50 times like he's trying to brainwash the audience and on top of that his whole act was political propaganda, CR is literally a Government employee and this video is proof.
newbutthunt 1 month ago in playlist Always Here In My Mind
@newbutthunt shut the fuck up
ejsapayan2 1 month ago
@ejsapayan2 Truth Hurts don't it.
newbutthunt 1 month ago
@newbutthunt hmm what is this truth you speak of?
ejsapayan2 1 month ago
@ejsapayan2 ooh i love these youtube comment fights
ejsapayan2 1 month ago
@ejsapayan2 You wouldn't know truth if it slapped you in the face.
newbutthunt 1 month ago
@newbutthunt oh, no. me and truth are cool
ejsapayan2 1 month ago
@ejsapayan2 There's nothing "cool" about you, therefore your comment is invalid, try again.
newbutthunt 1 month ago
@newbutthunt what is this a gameshow? try again? haha pathetic
ejsapayan2 1 month ago
rock is top o da crop!
lionel19651 1 month ago
I LOVE CHRIS ROCK. THE FIRST BLACK AMERICAN PRESIDENT. IN A MOVIE
bilal1001 1 month ago
i dont know barack did a bad job in office or its some other people who fuck things up. america is fucked up right now
royalnaz1 1 month ago
2 minutes comedy, 7 minutes screaming and clapping.
Fucking hell...
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb 1 month ago
@lumenaughty O k .
iBeLiEvEYhU 1 month ago
Lets face it, black people would have voted for anyone that was also black running for president. They can pretend they listened to the issues but at the end of the day they were so over excited by his running that they all immediately voted for him regardless of his policies.
Kain40 1 month ago
@Kain40 I could say the exact same thing about white people. I could ignore 250 years of history and reduce white people to simple-minded people that only make decisions based on race. Then I would be just like you. Dont make blanket statements about things you know little about. Sure there were blacks that voted for Obama cause he was black but there were also whites who voted for McCain for the same reason. Dont pretend to know my motivations because there are ignorant people out there.
ilrichard 1 month ago
If you like this comment and subscribe to my channel, you win at life.
ScreamingHeadAffairs 1 month ago
fuckin bush screwed us all. and now our kick ass president wont be elected because some people can only blame whos there now
BrooklynLov3r 1 month ago
@rapier0954 the president went to Harvard Law and not Yale get it right and a black man he is!!!
zaire820 1 month ago
Is it weird that I'm a white guy who feels uncomfortable when Chris Rock, a black man, says n*gg*r?
BrandonSchleifer 1 month ago
@BrandonSchleifer Nope... It's perfectly normal. Don't try to fit yourself into race traits and what society dictates is normal for certain groups of people. It's all a load of bullshi-. Even though as a black female, I don't feel exactly uncomfortable when black people say it because it seems I'm desensitized to the word when it comes from them since I know their new meaning for the word, I do think it's an ugly and terrible word that shouldn't be said by anyone.
trizzytrix 1 month ago
Is that Steve Carrell at 3.14?
tel666999 1 month ago
"When was the last time you saw a 72 yr old... u know just DOIN shit?" lmao
Jharryia1 1 month ago
dislikes are from deaf people who cannot lip read.
nabuchiznasar 2 months ago
Obama first MIXED race president. Had a middle class white upbringing went to go schools and thanks to affirmative action got into Yale law school. If you think Bush was stupid wait till he releases his undergrad grades (folks who know know why he won't do it). Obama ain't no representative of the black community in America or anywhere else. These blacks are delusional if they think so.
rapier0954 2 months ago
@rapier0954 Obama himself identifies with Black people. Like he said...white people don't see, mention or care about his white mother. All they see is a black man. We're all mixed but that doesn't mean we're not black. He's Black and he'd be the first to tell you that
BleachOD 1 month ago
Lost all respect for chris rock today
l3LACKST3ALTH 2 months ago
@l3LACKST3ALTH why??
TheGogeta2222 2 months ago
FUCK RON PAUL! Obama :)) People acting like change is gonna happen in 2 years, like , it's gonna take a while for him to undo some stuff. And it's mega pressure on him . He can only do so much, and just because he's president , doesn't mean that he can just do whatever he wants, the goverment has to approve some things. And since they see a black man in control, they're gonna deny a lot ....p.s I love chris rock :))
iBeLiEvEYhU 2 months ago
@iBeLiEvEYhU Obama is not a good president at all what so ever dude. Lots of criminals in government, politcians, the media or whatever lie about him being great and does the evil in the background. For this black guy, I will never support him.
fargenface 2 months ago
@fargenface Oh. well, sorry for you. I do :)
iBeLiEvEYhU 2 months ago
nice tits at 1:49
ndrules567 2 months ago
that flava flav had me laughing for a week..chris rock no doubt is the best comedian on planet
sabertooth7777 2 months ago
Obama had one hell of a following and he blew it. He shot his base in the back. It's sad for america and the world. Why won't Obama listen to the people? Why?
Twostones00 2 months ago 6
@Twostones00 Well considering the fact that the goverment won't let him do certain things since he has to get they're sign off. Just because he's "The President", he can't change EVERYTHING.
iBeLiEvEYhU 2 months ago
@Twostones00 because he s bought and paid for what a shame
phildirt3 1 month ago
@Twostones00 Because he's a puppet. Just like George Bush and every president since JFK, Obama cares only about satisfying the criminal Walstreet bankers and the corporations they deal with.
deadshot1995 3 weeks ago
@Twostones00 Only internet warriors are against Obama lol, everyone else thinks he's doing a good job.
mymarkis666 3 weeks ago 11
@mymarkis666 sdfu
tray0831 1 week ago
@mymarkis666 Then those "everyone else" also should've thought Bush was doing a good job, because Obama isn't doing anything that different.
byteresistor 1 week ago
@byteresistor Lol nice one. You don't know 1/10 of the shit Obama has done since he has been in office. Actually thats the way the GOP likes it. He is an alien, Muslim anti-christ socialists who wants america to fail and hates white people, even his mother and grandparents.... LOL. Its to the point they can't even counter him on his record they just straight lie and make shit up. They just blamed gas prices on him when iran cut off supply and 2 oil refineries in the US shut down.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
@masterscheme1 Was that foam at the mouth rant aimed at me or at the GOP in general? I am not GOP. I'm not even a rightwinger of any sort. But I'm also not brainwashed to believe Obama is the second coming of christ.
byteresistor 1 week ago
@byteresistor In truth, he has done more in his 4 years than Bush would have done in 12. Thats how it is when democratic presidents get elected. They usually get to work, while the Repub presidents do just 2 things. Cut taxes for the rich and try to dismantle the government by privatizing it and selling it off. Because the greatest threat to the Mega rich is people who give others who aren't as rich more power than them with the vote. They feel like they are superior.
masterscheme1 1 week ago
@mymarkis666 ...public polling says that you're wrong.
BGRuthless 5 days ago
@BGRuthless yep a national straw poll says Ron Paul leads Obama and the other republicans but you wont be seeing the on fox news or cnn or msnbc
helpearthbounding 4 days ago
@mymarkis666 wtfe he is fuckin up like the rest of politics
CliffemAll1983 2 days ago
Thats how we USED to do it!
josh18230 2 months ago
Ron Paul 2012! GIVE HIM A CHANCE THEN REVOLUTION!!
Akash2324 2 months ago 2
How do his jackets change? The background is still the same.
planetlexicon 2 months ago
@planetlexicon The show was filmed in Johanesburg, New York and London. They put in scenes from each show.
alexgiurgi08 2 months ago
YEAAA BOIIIII...FLAVA-FLAAAAVVVV hahahahahahhaha!! that was perfect! i cracked up so much lol
SirAaron29 3 months ago
YEEEEH BARAK OBAMA WILL SAVE THE...uh...what? WE'RE GOING INTO WW3 SOON...um...yeh Obama?
jimmy88ere 3 months ago
@jimmy88ere no we wont ?.. wait was that sarcasm..
roxastheultima 2 months ago
@roxastheultima Hahaha.
jimmy88ere 2 months ago
2 skanks @ 6:24
FeiLong2310 3 months ago
His jacket changes after about a minute.... Talented man!
SolidStuDoo 3 months ago
And now imagine, there will be a hispanic president in the us. who will do the work after election day?
captainbackflash 3 months ago 18
@captainbackflash There's a latino in the supreme court remember ;-)
peppermintteagroup 1 month ago
@captainbackflash
Your mom. She'll be givin' blowjobs like there's no tomorrow.
Satoshikuun 1 month ago in playlist Always Here In My Mind
Chris Rock is hilarious! XD I feel the same about Flavor Flave. Personally I don't think any guy should run around with a Viking helmut and necklace that looks like a Captain Hook prop.
drvenkman1981 3 months ago
Obama is a puppet on a string. He answers to the people that hold our national debt. Economy is tanking because industry is moved oversees. Don't get mad at the president he isn't in control of big business. He can only do what the government allows they have to sign off on any and every decision he makes. Use your goddamn brain America.
AlastorDarkAngel 3 months ago 2
i love chris rock. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
dre16326 3 months ago 2
@49bigguy what are you talking bout not to be rude its a year later now n its a black person trying to run for president who doesnt even want to consider himself black so i think thats worst do u agree?
agipson101 3 months ago
Thanks Chris!
anc1976 3 months ago
Obama is no different than any of the previous Presidents who have been in office...don't be fooled by the color of his skin.
Pariah599 3 months ago
Obama's change wasn't all what it's cracked up to be. And I thought Bush was bad.
HTownCountryFan 3 months ago
@HTownCountryFan are you implying that obama is a worse president than bush was?
ftghb 3 months ago
@ftghb the debt that it took 8 years for bush to put us in , obama trippled it in his first 2 years in office,obama is not for the American people and i dont care if you are black or white, he has an agenda!!! most people are to blind to see that,, if you think Obama is a good president , you dont know whats going on, you have your head in the sand
Bigdsbbq 3 months ago
@Bigdsbbq that's bs, the circumstances that obama faced were manifested before he was president...obama's stimulus package was the only thing to save all those bankrupt companies from the credit disaster and he had that piled on top of him within the first few months of office.
ftghb 3 months ago
Just a few points here-
The 3 standups are put together by Chris Rock, not by OP. He had 3 standups in his world tour (SA, UK, NY) that he put together in his DVD. That's why he appears to change clothes so often.
Obama tries to make changes but is blocked by Interest groups and opposing parties. If there were no interest groups and all politicans were doing their job, then we could actually get somewhere. I love this country but it is not where it needs to be right now.
TY for reading this.
maybach4000 3 months ago 46
@maybach4000 so true
wwef6lr 3 months ago
@maybach4000 I didnt read your comment dont thank me troloolololololol wait what?..
brickhead543 1 month ago
@maybach4000 "Obama tries to make changes but is blocked by Interest groups"
That would make good organic FERTILIZER, but I'd not consume it!
He could have vetoed our new "NAZionist Brown Shirt" bill, or our Jewish Communist "American Kulacks:DIE!" food bill, AND/or the last, but certainly not least, "Happy New Year Goy Toys, Don't like Ritual War/Genocide, Go to PRISON" NDAA bill.
As he was black democRat it makes him WORSE than BUSH;
He's our Bush DARK, as we expected LIGHT, PROSTITUTE.
UnoRaza 1 month ago in playlist Funny A Fuck
He is so old he used to own Sidney Pottier !
tokas102 4 months ago
Not his best stuff.
torr59622 4 months ago
He's so right they act like black people voted for BO because he was black but don't wonder why no black people ever voted for Alan Keyes.
evange03 4 months ago 2
They certainly did change the rules on him! Comics are sadly the last arbiters of truth in American society because our news media don't do their job at all!
evange03 4 months ago
Maui fr. portland or. education is key. teach everyone in america the same, but by the same guide lines so we all have a better view and sense of what happend on this land before the african, and the europeans where here. share what happend and start the story over by telling the truth to the kids and on through college. for some reason it was against the law to teach the africans to read, all while they're part of landscaping big chunks of america!
maui4104 4 months ago
5:32-5:34 is so true! Look a Bush v Gore, Gore had 540,520 more votes
wwef6lr 4 months ago
@wwef6lr That part made me laugh so hard my eyes were watering.
natosean 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Sub2Me4ASub96
Is it just me. But why the hell are his clothes changing!
MajorDoey 4 months ago
@MajorDoey This stand up was in 3 separate places, London, New York and Africa
wwef6lr 4 months ago
I take issue with this. No way is Palin smart enough to be a nurse.
Menamebephil 4 months ago
Before: Me: Obama's stupid and a liar Black ppl: WHAT YOU SAY YOU RACIST IMMA KICK YO ASS! Now: Me: Obama's stupid and a liar Black ppl: Damn straight.
Majorman115 4 months ago
I counted 11 jokes about McCain's age and that fact that he's old from 0:45 to 2:00
marter2006 4 months ago
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everyones complaining about less and less money, right?
This is how the system works:
Federal Reserve prints money > More money on market > Inflation > Money in your pocket is worth less > They can do whatever they want > Ron Paul will terminate the Federal Reserve > Vote for Ron Paul 2012!
BandMuteEm 4 months ago
Where was this filmed?
misspratchettfan 4 months ago
@misspratchettfan the apollo theater in ny london england and south africa its 3 shows in 1
kiddie5433 4 months ago
in hindsight he might regretting backing obama
KPDRMN 4 months ago
It is not Obama.
It is the U.S. government.
Bush leaves, but the rest stay.
They choose their guy whom they put their money on.
F***ed up. Go watch 'Inside Job' from 2010 and you'll see the truth.
TimppanK93 4 months ago
still holds up - funny stuff
mmcanada1 4 months ago
BUSH KNEW and TRIED to stop Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from heading for a meltdown that would lead to a worldwide collapse, and when they tried to intervene and correct the problem, who stopped them? Obama's buddies, coincidentally, also self serving crooks. Franklin Rains, Maxine Waters, Gregory Meeks, Barney Frank, all frauds and criminals 1000x worse than BUSH. Search youtube for: Covering up the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
Be informed! Chris Rock is IGNORANT on this!
BeulahLips 5 months ago
I love the audience reactions!
slister45 5 months ago
Screw the Obama hype machine. Ron Paul 2012.
ChicagoProdigy 5 months ago
go to 8:40. dude is hella dark...
Adarkness09 5 months ago
IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!!!!!!!BARACK OBAMA IS HALF WHITE HALF BLACK. FRIGGING IDIOTS.
VivienneRenae 5 months ago 4
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wats funny is that barack was less qualified than McCain so i guess black ppl voted bc he was black
bobsagetville 5 months ago
You better ask the Indians LOL!!!
Wglasshouse 5 months ago
This guy doesn't brighten my mood. He makes me friggin' ecstatic for the next two days!
MrStealthNacho 5 months ago
Harrison was 72 when he was president
wtf is Chris Rock talking about?
he's just toeing the line, fucking sellout. they give him the agenda and he sells it.
the secret to be successful in comedy. sell out your own race.
like chris talks shit about "niggers" and mencia talks shit about "beaners"
Arkimedes999 5 months ago
@Arkimedes999
Dude, the only people who can really make jokes about their own race ARE PEOPLE FROM THAT RACE. Chris Brown rips into black culture just as much as whites... just like Russel Peters and the latinos
niharjhatn 5 months ago
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@Arkimedes999 harrison died less than 3 months into office
bobsagetville 5 months ago
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How excited are you for your nigger president now that he has turned out to be worse than Bush?
Blorin40 5 months ago
@Blorin40 Worse? At least he hasn't started any pointless wars yet. Dumbass....
deadshot1995 5 months ago