Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman

[AlexisOreokastro]

dude she was like what the fuck is going on. Her look was like is he for real.

[Tulljfette]

1:18 areyouserious.jpg

[jaky222]

natalie i tryed to call u!!and no its not german sheperd! its a rottweiler!

[caremell]

i thought character alan was someone else on hangover series apparently he was playing himself

[CyclonexxxIce]

im using my lightsaber...

[NiceJohnsonKid86]

Haha "I Have A Bigger Dick Then That" !! Galifianakis Your One Funny MothaFucka !!

[kissbro]

damn look at her legs :)

[spamstoper3]

5******

[MrPolymeneas]

i fell on the floor laughing so hard when he said the V for Vagina thing xaxaxaxaxax XD

[TheJollyGingerGiant]

awesomeness



[gagoshay]

its funny how the dog just stayed in that position showing off his dick.

[s4m5on]

I want Natalie Portman to be the mother of my children :O

[bluewhale18]

wizz looks like a baby wookie

[jakem1tanker]

Man i would jizz all over her feet :)

[TheJuice4you]

what is your phone number? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[s00perb4k4]

She's my favorite acteress.

[regan2ify]

ITS FAT JESUS!!!

[wiinterthebutcher]

part that made me laugh was "i got a bigger dick than that" as though that would impress her or something xD

[Lad0Barn0vi]

why are the best quotes in the top comments? they are ruining the video

[difficultsyllables]

@Lad0Barn0vi Then read the comments after you watch the video like a normal person.

[JugurthaHadjar]

@difficultsyllables ditto

[DreadAces]

lol i love that dog :D

[bobdy9988]

WIZZ. HIS NAME.

IS WIZZ.

[Koradron]

Is it a German Sheppard? LOL

[MrGoldberg64]

2.2.2 PI

[HASSDICH62]

all staged but funny

[CODY5421]

HOLY SHIT THE HOST IS FROM THE HANGOVER 1 & 2!!! :D

[4x12]

I almost pist myself with the Vagina question.... lol

[ryanhosn1]

Does anyone else think she looks really similar to Tori Black? Yes, the pornstar.

[MAbdille]

haha natalie is sooo good at this acting shit

[biancablueskyy]

is he serious ahah:P?

[pazzybee]

2:21 to 2:35 awesome! haha

[hskunkz]

@LikelyXboy08

Seriously?

[dtbjjrb]

@LikelyXboy08 Ohh the irony in that comment.

[EliteSpartin]

@LikelyXboy08 lol hes joking..

[Antichrist2000]

Zach is a great actor(Just watch Bored to Death or It's Kind of a Funny Story)

but this stand up persona of his is kind of a step back(almost right back into Allen). Almost seems like he based it off Michal Cera.

[CroMarduk]

she's beautiful

[adriansoldierwolf]

I gotta bigger dick than that....

[ModelOrange]

Kassem G should host this

[LeoDaFreek]

@ModelOrange i was thinking that! it has almost the same exact atmosphere as "Going Deep" :L

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

Open your fucking wormhole bitch!!

[MrChaz1985]

its hard for me to perv at her coz the first thing i saw her in was leon and she was only 12 and everytime i look at her legs my brain ses look away,shes only 12!!!, but obviously shes in her 20's.

[MrSplatterPlatter]

whenever I watch BTF, I consistently need to pause it because I'm laughing so goddamn hard.

[PACKyourSHITfolks420]

She is gorgeous.

[SkywalkerG1o]

This dog looks like Chewbacca

[RadarSol]

"What is he, a german sheperd?"

[Temoneyz]

i hate how nobody gives it back to him like will ferrel does

[Piman09]

hahahahahahahaha

[jcStarkravingmad]

what kind of dog is that , hes awesome!!!

[TimeSpex]

I do a lot of work with IMDB

[skillful101]

what is he?...a german shepherd hahhahahahaha

[SplinterCell37]

The funniest part about this interview was the dog.

[TheOutlawWarrior]

v for vagina....GALAFANAKIS IS GOD

[mark530ni]

I spat my beer out at 2.26

[jeppesvan]

Jesus, I get completely the same stomach feeling from watching this, as i do when I watch Kassem's "Going deep" Tremendous!

[ANdulin16]

2:27 poker face :D

[anduin1]

she couldnt keep it together and laughed

[GabbyMann9]

completely lost it at the V for Vagina bit. that just made this video

[m0cachin0]

V FOR VAGINA LOL.

[Supergibb]

Be honest, was Portman in on this? This whole tv series, do the actors just act to make it seem funny?

[smokeybud007]

@Supergibb obviously its acted... belend

[wolee03]

So funny. And the dog even...

[derdydave]

its amazing how hard my dick gets during this video

[AccurateEstimateftw]

its amazing how the actors in this bit can stop themselves from bursting out laughing

[bman5307]

lmao

[Garbomovies]

You shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your V for vagina?

[KONAROCK1]

@Garbomovies yes she did.. but don't tell anyone.. I promised her I wouldn't talk about it

[ikak0]

German Shephard :)))))))

[inboxj]

I love her!!!



[BiGFOOT5009]

I want to kiss her lips and legs... I want to take care of her......

[cvunit]

V for Vagina xD

[Maqai123]

Hahaha this is so awesome! I can watch this a hundred times and it gets funnier every time.

[YoungBrave2006]

I also have a bigger dick than that.

[MRblueskin1]

Nice bodie... you to Natalie

[Staudinka]

That's some serious acting here

[hellohaze]

this seems so real...

[Foxaiis]

R.I.P Ryan Dunn

[ericr64]

Pregnant? All my dreams of giving her a baby are shot down the toilet.

[lexiconlover]

terrible



[SkeksisRule]

Natalie Portman is insane...ly hot. But she's also insane because she's a rabid Israel supporter. She supports Israel kicking people out of their homes and bulldozing them to push Arabs out of Palestine. But whatever, you know. Hey did you see that last movie she was in?!

[dogib]

@SkeksisRule she was born in Israel, shithead. that's like saying, "fuck (american actress), she supports america".

[SkeksisRule]

@dogib A better analogy would be like if she was an American evangelical that was lobbying for anyone with a different religion to be deported so her Christian friends could take their house. Palestine is not even Israel you fucking knob, but Israel is well known for saying fuck off to the rest of the world while they bulldoze neighborhoods and build their own settlements and commit war crimes. Do a little research. You might actually learn something about the world.

[dogib]

@SkeksisRule posting your political views on a funny or die video....and i'm the knob. ok. have fun with your crusade.

[SkeksisRule]

@dogib QQ

[Hikayuhuy]

@SkeksisRule hey leave your politic shits outa here . she could comes from hell or support the al qaeda for all i care , i'll still bang her any day .  a hot woman is a hot woman , haters gona hate .

[SkeksisRule]

@Hikayuhuy QQ did I break one of the secret youtube rules?

[Hikayuhuy]

@SkeksisRule no you broke a men's rule : dont insult a hot chick , sleep with her first and then you can talk shit about her all you want

as far as i know , the precondition isnt met .

[randmnumber]

i would like to have sexual intercourse with her

[vasilisgrg]

@randmnumber is there a non-sexual intercourse?

[randmnumber]

@vasilisgrg yes its called extremely boring intercourse

[Azwazi]

the awkwardness is set up, it's funny as fuck.

[8neone]

Write the text, please, that I could translate it.

[metalcanadian1]

"anakin you're breaking my heart, you're going down a path i can't follow." all i could think about during this video.

[kevin6390]

The dog in the corner! hahahahaha

[Aidi777]

So awkward it hurts

[creasicle]

Respect to the Hershlag for doing it, not many celebs would be cool with that material

[allanalasro]

no not trolling i like the awkwardness.... 

[allanalasro]

so fucking awkward!!!

[VuurlxD]

@allanalasro Can't tell if you're trolling, because being awkard in this interview is kinda the point...

[PlanesTaylor]

holy hot lady!!!!!!

[shane8109]

Awk..ward

[ekru012]

"i'v got a bigger dick than that" DUDE U ROCK!!!!

[iamjd32]

He's the KING of AWKWARDNEZZ

[KingKegStand]

That dog's like,"rub my belly muthafukas!!!"

[probrojeffro]

These are the funniest things I've ever seen. This one Willis and Theron are hilarious. I was rolling .

[TheDarkCockRises]

Thumbs up for IMDb!!!!

[Y0UL00K]

Natalie Portman is a racist, ionist, CUNT!

[mikaelamoretti]

@Y0UL00K FUCK YOU

[Y0UL00K]

@mikaelamoretti You wish you could; ugly fuck!

[Y0UL00K]

@Y0UL00K CORRECTION: It should read "...Zionist...".

[UffUffsen]

@Y0UL00K I still would lick piss from her leg.

[XblackswanXx]

2 Most Awkward Shows On The Internet:

Between Two Ferns and Going Deep with KassemG lol

[omare788]

2:29 Natalie Portman Death Stare

[klosi1234]

he stole his humor from Ali G

[dawney1234567]

This man needs his own talk show\

[Anonymus2014]

Natalie is so cute !

[Z3NBU]

OMG her reactions: PRICELESS

[walkingwithgods]

haha for zach it's awesome

[markfreemon]

nice legs

[kingson75]

what is he a german shepard? (i died)

[walterd67]

Stupid interview !!!

[012345678920853]

For Natalie this is a lame interview

[KonnichiwaX]

@012345678920853 It's obviously fake lol



[jeffsauceda]

i seen her vag with a dic* in it:D i have the picture saved.. OHHH YEAHH!!!

[Mitchhhful]

this is like Going Deep LOL

[flam3b0ne]

shes cute

[lnclincoln]

FUCK SHES PREGNANT AND MARRIED MY DREAMS ARE RUINED!!!!

[Tpainkiller21]

god she's pretty

[CeceBrody]

hahahahhaahha "i got a bigger dick than that..."



[Puffy147x]

i got a bigger dick than that.

[35deltagamma]

LMAO!!! OMGGG IDK HOW SHE KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE!

[suics]

he needs to interview jack black and kyle glass

[Tsktapes]

The humor is too intelligent on this show for most of Youtube. And that's saying something because the humor is mostly generated from how "stupid" Zach's deadpan responses are. But then again, the Youtube community never was too intelligent.

[MrJazzat1]

@Tsktapes then why are you watching it smartass? whose not so intelligent now?

[MaG3ztiik]

@MrJazzat1 dont haet on him hese wite u no not al of us goood spelers

[18erin]

Didnt laugh at all beecause of Zach, I dont think hes funny

[ImForGoodMusic]

@18erin Awh you poor baby.

[waltereg0]

That's a cute German Shepherd.

[BenniRocco36]

funny or die? well, DIE for sure, cuz this isnt funny in any way.

[martinhjelm]

what is he a german shepherd lmao

[MitchnPutt]

what the hell .. in the original one he comments on the dog's dick and asks if he can smell it. haha way better than the shepard line

[Richurro]

hahahah

[greatgazu]

LOL,"is that a German Shephard?"

[SUPERSCHMOO]

his absolute look of contempt and disgust for that dog at the beginning is hilarious.

[jeanscott20]

Lol!!! at 0:20 - 023 and at 0:58 - 1:08 the look of her doggie is hilarious!

[MrNickSlaughter]

It's my favourite episode. I love Natalie Portman but also this interview looks very realistic and extremely funny. Zach's face when she introduce him to her dog is epic.

[EverChasingRainbows]

His routine is the same routine Chris Varley always pulled.

[MovieHound17]

@EverChasingRainbows no its not!

[MitchnPutt]

@EverChasingRainbows You mean Farley? I'd say it's pretty different. Farley was all about being a nervous host with twitches and poor speech. Zach is more just making fun of people and joking around like people would do in real life.

[TheTimeStorm]

@EverChasingRainbows not even close, chris farley - nervous interviewer, zach g- hates the people he's interviewing, both are funny though

[xmasterfunk]

do those chevys come with a parachute?

[Zebonka]

Wow it's like opposite ends of the sex spectrum in this video.

[toolff83]

If wanting to get between those lovely thighs on Ms. Portman makes me a Jew Fucker than I am a proud Jew Fucker.

[hankyputnick]

"You shaved your head for V for Vendetta. Um did you also shave your V for Vagina?" lol

[LiberalJerseyman]

Cone tits

[TmasterREY]

I'll never think of V for Vendetta the same way again.

[Gator115]

HAhahhaha wow, not even a chuckle from her, what a bitchhh

[stonedawg16]

she's my dream dude.omg! what did he say at the end?

[dim71991]

boner



[baoyoing]

what is he a german shepherd? hahah literally made me LOL

[MissLauraCain]

bummer, no sound

[MercifulBeing]

you know you people are masturbating to a fucking jew right? sick fucks

[toolff83]

@MercifulBeing and proud of it.

[Kronnikx]

@MercifulBeing Jewish girls are hot, faggot.

[MercifulBeing]

@Kronnikx jews are gonna go back to auschwitz

[Rohclem1479]

V for Vagina!!!! woooooooooooooooooooo

[SmknJoe01]

Did you shave your  V for vagina?

[PrevelantPredators]

I tried the bikini line at the beach, no numbers.

[FightnThatGoodFight]

i dont get it, were supposed to buy a chevy cus it can skydive?

[ATJMovies]

haha click on show more and look at the starring

[RadarSol]

german shepherd? LOL

[blackhazzzard]

Thumbs up if you'd actually like to see Chewbacca interviewed

[toolff83]

Id love for her to pop my head like a grapefruit between those thighs.

[MercifulBeing]

@toolff83 jew fucker

[vulturevenom18]

her voice kinda reminds me of mila kunis voice.. hey that reminds me, how bout that scene that they kiss huh? good stuff.. also, i like the fact that they're both really hot. imagine filming that shit.. i'd have more wood than a forrest