(Poorly) Cooking w/the King Episode 2

[15peewee12]

I dont have a whisk so i used this piece of cooper piiipe

[CRONOSAIRSOFT]

call it a day? its fucking 4 in the morning

[CRONOSAIRSOFT]

who's ever found blood in the egg?

[geico39]

I don't want to go to bed yet mom I'm learning how to fucking make breakfast.

[disbetiny]

quick tip. don't use a metal spatula on a non-stick pan. it will take the non-stick coating off. use a plastic one instead =)

[CRILLER3]

@disbetiny or wood :)

[JoeCallahan]

I'm on a diet right now. Ergo, I should really stop watching these. I miss food... :(

[Judokast36]

Wow i had to laugh when he made his `scrambles eggs. Good lord those were more like `mashed eggs`..fluffy eggs my butt, not much air was whisked into them huh?

[Arminski2008]

Holy shit ! its not master chief ! Its Master chef !!!

[Patonk1]

07:34 "I'm gonna grab my thongs, which I used in my last video to flip the sausage"

Yup, that's what came to my mind..

[cs126080]

Guy Below Me Is Genius

[KyokugenSpiral14]

phil needs to hook up with epicmealtime, anyone with me on this? :3

[HypocrisyMcGee]

Phil taught me to cook, unlike my chef foods teacher...

[Doorstop1227]

I like how he says 'bowl' as 'ball'. :D

[TheDGMJR]

Wow i never seen milke being whisked with eggs, its a must try it'll probably add texture and flavor

[MrSiteX]

Beat the eggs just like in the BIG BEAT KICHEN ;DD

[comedy677]

The saugage says "SUCK ON ME, GET ALL THE JUICE OUT"

[Jsmartee]

Yum, those eggs look delicious :)

[laniana9425]

@EdgeGameplay Hahaha! Because it was four in the morning. My sleep deprived mind was working right, and I ramble when I'm tired. :)

[laniana9425]

It's 4:30 in the morning, I can't sleep, and now I'm hungry. I would go make scrambled eggs, but getting yelled at my angry sleep deprived parents does not sound fun. The guy who built our house thought it was a great idea to put the kitchen at the master bedroom entrance. Late night munchies vs. sleeping parents. Guess who wins.

[EdgeGameplay]

@laniana9425 And you're writing this because...?

[barrybondsjrson]

i want dsp as my personal chef

[Ch0coDK]

Going to sleep with a full stomach isn't good for you because all that food sits on your stomach overnight.

[TheAZNfilipino]

DAMN! I always forget how big Phil used to be

[ShadowMercenery]

Ím gonna beat the EGGS''

hahahah

[joshua8712101]

1:53 right moob

[ModderRhu87]

there is a technique to beating eggs phil xD BEAT air into them! don't be so gentle! spare the rod spoil the egg!

[Spartan360FI]

You are the funnest person ever on youtube.

[RicoWCHN]

damn you can see howmuch weight he lost when you compare this to his newer vids

[SpreadingTruths]

Sausages are junk food. Better quit eating them.

[Rayz093]

@SpreadingTruths yup, they're usually made from left over meat

[blessthenoobs]

Really wish DSP would do this again =/

[NewbornMadnessTv]

i always watch these videos every morning on a saturday morning when my mom maked a good breakfast

[stefozzie]

@NewbornMadnessTv yeah i misread your post

[aidzo5999]

i miss this so much

[evilshadowzilla]

wow dsp your really good at exsplaning things

[xavier221096]

lol i beat im the only 1 watching this not hungry

[MegaXJay]

Simply Orange makes the best Orange Juice!

[Tomskicat]

Love this.

[BIGBOSS1983100]

Phil, you should make more episodes of cooking with the king. They're awesome.

[lucasnooker]

u love ur orange juice lol. you should try tropicana if you havent already :D

[killaboomer]

holy shit how hard are those egg shells!

[jangoflatz]

manboobs

[zebry13]

@jangoflatz ftw

[thesinistergamers1]

@CatholicExtremist what the fuck

[AssassinMuffins]

@CatholicExtremist What the fuck...

[smeacythe]

you need to revive this series :[

[dracox289]

Brown n serve is delicious

[pokerunbeat]

whats the difference between white and normal eggs

[TheMathew99]

hey y did phil get arrested... cuz he beats the eggs

[b09h]

these cooking videos are some of your best

[TheHereticAnthem20]

I stepped on a Cornflake this morning, now I'm a cereal killer



[JayyTyler]

@TheHereticAnthem20 u basterd

[TheHereticAnthem20]

@JayyTyler lol i know

[XxNASx215xX]

"I do enjoy the Jumbo White"..that's what she said lol

[MyAssassin72]

look at phil trying to sneak more cheese in the pan at 12:55

[MyAssassin72]

its masterchef DSP XD

[bluebelt224]

26 people don't have a stove with a medium setting. Sorry I couldn't resist.

[Hunzaterapter]

@CRONOS7O5 OHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamingdonnie]

1:54 DSP's sexy manboob haahha

[KINECTHERO123]

GUYS SKIP TO 8:OO TO SEE DSP COOK.

[DeStorm08]

An egg comes out of a chickens ass and we break the contents and eat them. Yummy.

[PlastKladd]

@DeStorm08 yes, the ass...

[emmerin]

@PlastKladd lol

[leonardtue]

wast water!!

[thejman12231]

dsp scrambled egg it look good

[Voltureeee]

I wanna live in a condo that looks exactly like Phils xD

[Voltureeee]

holy shit scrambled eggs xD one of the most simple food ever to make :P

[Foxslayer00]

thumbs up if u have a laptop and ur cooking with phil

[lucasnookerReturn]

if you read the sausage, i believe the sausage says.....? wtf? lol

[Tekan4fan]

POORLY COOKING?! This is better than my cooking!

[acidtripz1]

"i dont have time to melt butter" hahahaha

[loperaster09]

Yum yum I wanna eat it :D

[zombiekiller897]

another good eggs beakfest is scramble eggawith ham in it is really good espically wit salt

[BombThe111]

@zombiekiller897 i have ham wid my scramble egg to lol xD

[zombiekiller897]

@BombThe111 lol wow

[RookieBrickfilms]

Phil, if your still unemployed, you should really be a chef.

[susanfarris55]

I will watch this every day when I move out cause I do not know how to cook lol

[zombiekiller897]

@susanfarris55 same here

[LanceLawliet92]

Wow i actually scrambled my eggs right :D

[aniolator567]

mmmmmmmm its delicious

[whitemsk]

god, phil are u sleeping ? how much / day

[reece684]

what is pam in english n we dont have it here

[sphrs9]

@reece684 You can just use normal vegetable oil.

[tttooommm123]

Phil... I want what you have. I would love to wake up at 4 in the morning due to insomnia and just make some eggs with out being hasseled. that's all i want.

[ElKkshi]

I like the fact that he knows that 3/4 of his show is watched by teenagers, so teaching us fast and easy things to cook is actually preety helpfull.

Plus he explains how-to really well.

I just wish he also made some cooking with healthier stuff

[vadim1256]

@ElKkshi

if you want healthy meals watch some of scooby1961 videos

[guv859]

I love your cooking videos. "Real" cooks and chefs are boring and elitist.  This kind of video is where most people are at. Keep up the great work!

[SlappyPwnsAss]

YO! ITS BIG BEATS KITCHEN!

[maroonoasis]

this is some of the best shit on youtube right here.

[Madcc6492]

dude that brown n serve sausage is fucking delicious

[bawssmaster]

Does Phil live alone or something? I was gonna say that if he doesn't live alone, isn't anyone else in his apartment going to be pissed that he's up this early?

[l4d899]

@bawssmaster its not an appartment, it's a condo, so yeah he lives alone

[ProdigyXzero]

lol "if u read the sausage"

[ChuKhanh]

i use water instead of milk for my scrambled eggs because i dont like my eggs getting all brown and the water just makes the eggs more fluffy.

[redrider123463]

sometimes i like vitamin fortefied shit (casally walks by) ahaha idk why i found that funny

[emmerin]

hey phil, good tip to make scrambled eggs, pour the eggs into the pan and use the whisk while stirring constantly, the eggs will come out very fluffy and light.

[DarkGamerChris]

jumbo whites are beast!

[z3ng3stu]

I love how phil just basicly smashes the egg inbetween his hand and the stove top without even causing a big mess

[z3ng3stu]

look at 6:04, look like frozen turds

[7cylon7]

I don't have time to melt Butter... love it.

[sackapotatoe]

Phil,do you know what a BLT is?If you wanna know write back.

[MadisonISaGodess]

@sackapotatoe of course he knows -.-

[sackapotatoe]

@MadisonISaGodess yeah.....

[her3tik]

Phill your awesome, but please use less water just for cleaning your pan :D there are kids dying in Africa, bla bla bla, yada yada yada

[roykipling]

WTFFFFF ARE U EATING AT 4 AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[MrMatthewMasters]

man, all your food themed videos are making me crazy hungry

[hornswollger]

at 2:10 thats why he burps alot in all his playthoughs

[FaytCalls]

when you comming out with a new episode of poorly cooking with the king i like it

[tdfootballxx]

phil instead of sausage links do hotlinks

[iRawrRawrx33]

DSP's kitchen is on Erictric's youtube post

[iRawrRawrx33]

lol DSP's kitchen is on

[Akzeriuth2]

Needs moar facial hair. D: You look odd without it. lol

[WyteBlayze]

OMG I have same microwave as phil! XD

[NeoSZboy]

Cracks an egg: Dude what the fuck, nothing's coming out....you see me cracking the egg, come on man!

[colinmaclean29]

im so hungry now

[SimmoxKiller]

gasey hahahahahaha :P

[Skullcrusher1]

Well this isn't like in heavy rain now is it? You don't have those two eggs suspended in time on the counter!!

[roccoownzu2]

I've never used milk or water with scrambled eggs, I'll try it later though.

[Kuppz5]

Milk for scrambled egg , fail , water makes them much more fluffy , a word u seem to like :) nice condo tho , love the kitchen tables and everything =))

[stickandrun]

cool



[CRYPTO6261]

phil is just as funny at cooking as he is at gaming xD

[Sectoidzor]

Beat them mothafucking eggs!

[Moshpitscum]

8:35 lol use the bowl

[YomamasGaming]

WOOO! Florida's Natural, orange up that shit

[jarman233]

Yummy

[CerberusX10]

Oh great, I just got up, watched this video for some DSP funniness but now I'm hungry as fuck, gotta go to work and I can't make this... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[theMilkproduct]

yesh you are the king :3

[AguyUsingTubeyou]

GOD DAMNIT WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT IT, I WAS ANTICIPATING IT AS YOU WERE "PLAYING" WITH THE EGG.

[boxman697]

i say you keep doing these

[muvado11]

Phil is frying his sausage!

[SpecialHelmet]

This makes me smile :'D Thanks Phil!

[dohdohburd]

How did the stove cooked sausage compare to the microwave cooked sausage?

[dohdohburd]

I already learned how to make scrambled eggs from Heavy Rain

[sub2me4areview]

Goldfish in backround 17:18

[shadowskater12]

cooking with the king :P he should start his own restaurant: he should be the chef and it would go like this gamerfood and games!

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Use some Silk next time instead of Lactade. It's the bee's knees.

[Fighterkiler]

half lactios intalerint? huh never knew there was such a thing

[xCroB93x]

LOVE IT!

[fijizzle]

Damn, I'm hungry now!

[XmetalmikeXx]

I use Lactaid for cereal, I hate the taste of the milk itself. I'm half lactose intolerant as well.

[XboxGaming100]

a little of milk u like fucking out half the cart in it holy shit dude but owell i cant controlle how make food or can i :]

[rockguitarist8907]

1. Watch vids.

2. "Like" vids.

3. Click advertisements on video.

Do this on every vid so Phil can make this his full-time job!

[daeheadshot]

i hope you do more of these... i need to know how to make more food :D

[SilverMoon1134]

you rule bro :D

[Itsallover57]

he seems to like eggs alot. i hate eggs but theyre good for you. My breakfast takes 2 minutes to make. Get 3 pastureized eggs and eat em raw. It doesnt taste good but its quick and goes down easy.

[DemonFang12]

That Looks Good

[Shoza3]

nice egg tutorial :D

hopefully this will help so i'll finally be able to make some really good eggs

[extremeboy700]

he drinks the exact same milk i do!?

[TheTerminator1238]

Guys, on every video we need trolls and assholes like this guy pimpsbeep.

Just stop commenting on this faggot because he finds it amusing.

[abnormalisdope1]

you should make something for a dinner

[zazobege]

dsp should do vlogs that'll get a lot of views

[PetePeter10146]

He likes it a lil gooy LOL

Love your vids Phil!

[GrahznyJewelThief]

Phil, next episode you should try cooking something fancy.

[A1ll9e5n]

CLOSE THE SINK!!!

[Itstheburds]

@THEKINGOFHSTEHD MAKE EPISODE 3! plzzz cooking vids ftw!

[lunchbox203710]

wow i listen to dsp more then my parents

[DaFckedUpKid]

@lunchbox203710 lol i know exactly what your saying..i feel the same way.. my dont listen to anything my parents say.. "do your homework", "get off the computer" but when i cook i follow Phil's instructions down to every last word

[Valkodu]

Phil should make a cooking channel...and call it "Gangsta Kitchen"...

[hornswollger]

@Valkodu today on the Gangsta kitchen is some fried chicken

[OvCHOPPERvO]

@Valkodu or the darksyde of the kitchen or the kings kitchen or hells kitchen better watchout for the kings or the kitchen or a kings meal or king of the kitchen or meals fit for a king.

[windfisch]

It's really good , you should keep doing these episodes

[xX2sWiFtY2Xx]

do more episode phil

[bugcatcherbug]

just tried scrambled eggs and i burnt the SHIT out of the bottom. still good though!

[Highbudget]

Its better when DSP is holding the camera while cooking . like the last episode

[pimpsbeep]

also how the fuck is tapping the eggs with a whisk beating them

[Madfighter27]

@pimpsbeep Its just a term dumb fuck.Pull your head out of your ass.

[pimpsbeep]

@Madfighter27 yeah i know how to beat eggs thats not how you do it

[Madfighter27]

@pimpsbeep How hey look at this dude.A master chief trying to look like a smart ass.Honestly do you think anyone cares?(besides me)

[pimpsbeep]

@Madfighter27 *chef

[Madfighter27]

@pimpsbeep You are a sad sad man.You bag on something no one gives two shits about.And now you correct my spelling?You need to get a life.