Russell peters Airplane

[crazydila]

story is true at the end

[TheBearsfan1234]

@crazydila Are you a soldier/marine???

[visitnajr]

9:39 WTF RUSSELL PETERS TURNED BLACK!!

[visitnajr]

NOW! NOW! NOW! AH! AH! AH!

[518clipse]

that plane isn't brown.

[Butternut121]

I love Russell Peters!!! Thanks for sharing this vid - excellent!

[azzuht]

i cant f#%$%$% believe 33 people Disliked this??!!

[TheBenjaminhur]

that guy at 2:51 looks really similar to willem dafoe.

[lucasm191]

I want to see the show he did there

[ChristyLove816]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  I LOVE HIMMMMM... LOLOL

[ShowLuo209]

Asshole Comes out 6 inches away from the body hahahahaha!!

[2011ComputerTech]

Once you land, its hard to take off

[GameberrySmoothie]

WAIT.

He just told over 500 people where the ship was located.

HE DID HAVE PEOPLE TO TELL.

[Yogazies]

Was this performed after the Miracle on the Hudson?

[IxUNTOUCHBLExI]

man he did a joke where if your on a plane and they say the captains name "freak out and say not him again!!" we were minutes from landing when our plane dropped. the guy beside me almost died... XD

[SuperLamboSV]

I laughed when he said whoaw!! :)

[MsGawjussme]

FEEL MY HAND FEEL MY HAND !

[hashem90]

vooom HAAA voom HAAA

[nzrocksandrules]

COOL STORY BRO :P

[poissontjeA]

I live in Oman :)

[77toonza]

LOL "MAYBE SOME PENIS"

[steezyjojo]

8:23 lol Asian girl has a cute eye smile :)

[Warqa35]

Thumbs up if you're from Oman :D

[gingitsune32]

What's the indian in a pink circle joke? Love the additional clip at the end

[punjabimunda4lyfe]

@gingitsune32 well hindus usually have some pink dot on their forehead so ye...LMAO

[gingitsune32]

@punjabimunda4lyfe LOL now I get it! Thanks! :D

[kevfanbsb]

i don't understand the pink circle joke!

[MrSomnath91able]

shark's offside............ lol!

[JVL8701]

what nigga pronounce hot as hat

[ashlycherian]

I liked how they showed that clip in the end

[MubeenTehGamer]

What show is this?

[Coffeeisnecessary]

@MubeenTehGamer This is your show my friend!

[DBP434]

audience of 5

[nreberable]

Disagree, mxbrinkley and nabokov: it's a military audience. Comedy is a relief, not a laxative, for them.

[ladyzman2010]

like if u laughed so hard ur ass went out 6 inches lol

[SensibleRandomness]

I STILL don't get the "Canadians are busy". Somebody explain to this dubass!! xD I know I'm stupid...

[PharaohGlaga]

@SensibleRandomness He says, "'Cause that guy is busy." He's meaning that there are barely or in this case, one person in the Canadian military force.

[SensibleRandomness]

@PharaohGlaga OOooohh!!!! I GET IT NOW!!! Haha! xD Thanks!!!!

[Luccasio1]

@SensibleRandomness He said that guy is busy because he's meaning that the canadian troops only consist of one man.

[hiatusinc]

I am in stitches!

[leomnyc]

HE WAS NOT KIDDING. LOL

[rminitials]

"Why not the Canadian troops?" - "Cause that guy is BUSY" hahahahaha!

[bwakrlz]

@rminitials i don't get it.... :/

[AndreasSheiLT]

@rminitials never got that. . .

[caughtin990]

haha hehe..

[TheMASDrummer]

insert osama bin laden joke here

[chrispy199]

holy shit i wasnt expecting the futage

[marinasharp1]

LMAO! ur too funny Russell!



[LolCCJ]

What russell peters show is this?

[ronics98]

yoo i just realize the ship thingy.. i went on a ship like dhat.. thats fricking coooll.. :) ..

[TheHelldune]

thoses 29 ppl were in the audience prob

[captaincomputa]

What a truely terrible comediene

[personthatscool]

what show is this?



[NoisyNinjaSC2]

29 people shit themselves when they landed.

[kausumpal]

I love this one. Specially the last portion.

[MrJSpice777]

AND YOU ASSHOLE.... DID YOU KNOW THAT IT CAN COME OUT OF YOUR BODY- ABOUT SIX INCHES? lol classic russell peters.

[waitin4winter]

this is hilarious

[mitchbaillie]

@mxbrinkley , im with you on the audience situation

[myblueblood]

hahahahaha salty balls

[HistoryLubber]

Dude, this crowd is totally bringing Russell down. Is this in England or some shit?

[captaincomputa]

@HistoryLubber Cheeky twat

[mohiahmed1]

lol a plane has landed in the water b4 on the hudson river

[spetnik]

@mohiahmed1 This was before that

[dessert57]

if the audience was crap it was because his first minute was crap, sorry....usually he's brilliant...boring this time

[richarldluva124]

he is so FUNNY

[kofsterwba]

07:31 Barack Obama likes Russell Peters too!

[EuroHeliMalta]

Yeah i agree the audience was crap.

[t8d1016]

its like a regular shit ! lol

[GamerXAddict]

I just noticed that the ship number was 69!

[Flaresteel]

thE AUDience sucks balls .. 

[playmymusic96]

this audience is fuckin lame..

[chamblizi]

27 PEOPLE DISLIKED THIS CAUSE THEY DIDNT LIKE BEING THE REVERSE SHIT

[asslickingood21]

"I ordered a vegetarian meal" HAHAHAHAH

[spellinganimals]

Wait... he landed on the BF2 aircraft carrier?!

[sackboy555]

i love this guy he is so funny!

[kennedalewildcats1]

his audience sucks!!!

[PaperFriday]

ONE OF HIS BEST JOKES HAHAH!

[TheGillianChris]

LOL

[Luv0rSin]

LOL I love him

[ShahnamPersia]

2:50

OMG IT'S GARETH KEENAN!!!!!!

[trio3d]

He checked in his pants for shit..:D :D

[CronicAAA]

Lol, He needs a better audience.

[truballa94]

he checks at 10:37 to see if he shit himself lmfaooo

[sandy10842]

MY FAVORITE SO FAR...i HAD TEARS LAUGHING, ON THE PLANE LANDING!

[lilprisy95]

he's a legend

[Yiikes87]

hahaha

[enaq23]

man he s good

[MrMotophile]

this was from the same night he filmed his "Red, White, and Brown" DVD... but it must have been a warmup or post encore type of thing. I could tell by the older asian woman in the audience.. she was crying on his DVD at one of the jokes.

[ztme07]

damn racist fucking audience

[sekolga]

i cant wait when he is going to come to Houston!!!!!!! he is the best ever!!!!!

[bengalimike]

about Canadian troops "cause that GUY is busy" LOL.

"Indian guy in the big pink dot in the middle of the ocean" lol.. Even though being an Indian myself, I don't know why do I always find the RED DOT joke so hilarious. ;)

[Enid1911]

That blonde chick looks like Naomi Watts.

[iheartcookies2010]

wtf? hardly anyone was laughing. bad audience.

[k4n399]

damn this is the first time they showed proof of their experience

[Southportzz]

fuck this shit audience what a faggots

[lxlAniMepUnKlxl]

wouldnt be better if he went to the united arab emarites plane cuz arabs are always better in everything

[awesome2130]

actually someone did survive on the water that retard that landed in the hudson river

[JimmyRose1]

What the hell is wrong with the audience were drinks not served.

[sydney624]

0:00 to 10:45 hahahahaha

[1985ados]

I can't stop laughing

[airlines747]

I think it would hav been bettr 4 Russel to board the Emirates plane ....

[Wingsxxxx]

BaIIs to you peter.

9:56

[arnaldoissuperhot]

damn i just spit into my screen laughing. indian in a pink circle lmfaoo

[cowgirljessie222]

@alex123412345 He wasn't entertaining the troops in this one. He's talking about entertaining them

[mechislander]

good thing C-130s only have the passengers facing sideways.

[mentoseater424]

Rofl black guy crying.

[lillopep]

at 4:40 he waited for more of a laugh, audience has no sense of humor

[swordsmen2005]

where is the love button when you need it. i almost cried when he said is my butthole just sweaty lol

[mikawsky]

@upendwar you're just an idiot that can't understand the word he's saying. go learn some english, you worthless piece of shit...

[xRuneGunx]

what show is this?

[brotherboiz]

Bad Audience , You deserve better . Come to Singapore , lets play Dancedance Revolution !

[VeteranAlmond]

u actually shouldn't put ur lifejacket while on the plane, only when ur outside. cause if the plane lands in water, and water starts gushing into the plane, your gonna be trapped above the door/exit

[6ormos1]

this is probably the best episode ever !!!

[upendwar]

I didn't laugh once.... Dumb freak.. how d fuk is this freak funny... tasteless dumass people.

[kyo0grain]

@upendwar FUCK YOU YOU BUTTFUCKING BITCH!

[upendwar]

@kyo0grain what a convincing argument.. You are the kinda dipshit moron tat likes shit like this.. tasteless dickhead..

[NoobyJumper]

@upendwar just in case you are too dumb to know, everyone has different taste, not everyone has the same taste as yours, you may not like him, but at least 818 people do, but i forgive you for being ignorant, because people like you are pathetic :)

[mamabratt79]

sooo true lol

[Nabokov50]

I agree, Russell, wrong audience.

[sydney624]

4:20 to 4:40 hahahahahahahahahahaha FUCKIN FUNNYY

[mxbrinkley]

what a crappy audience. russell, you deserve better.

[lynbabysusu]

those guys that nodded must be in the troops too,lol

this is freaking funneh and informative XD

[maninotocon]

i was eating and i almost choked on my chikin. hahaha

[UzbekBoy96]

RuSSeLL PeTeRZ iZ tHe BeST

[UzbekBoy96]

what is the name of thiz concert?

[craffte]

that audience needed to be SHOT. all of them. in the heads. come ON he was well funny....

[Dido225]

its tooooooooo dangerous to be drinking something while watching this :)))))))) i almost was gonna suffocate when he spoke abt the ass hole and same moment i was swallowing Fanta which stopped between my throat and lungs as i burst in laughing

warning :)

dont drink anything while watching russel peters

[UzbekBoy96]

@Dido225 OMG IKR SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME LOL 

[luvhearts98]

To your balls ... haha

[aznchicaa94]

hahha he wasn't lying about that flying experience...you see him checking his pants after the landing! :)

[Vicky4261]

XD.....Epic

[rupman27isback]

which one is this?! can i get this on dvd?!

[RadioActive10Studio]

20 People is going to get a hurt REEEL BAD!!! 20!

i'm not going to tell who...i think u know him quite well

[craffte]

@RadioActive10Studio LOL!!!

[HoustonCuty]

@RadioActive10Studio 27.....

[ishantomar]

@RadioActive10Studio

now 29...;p

[mrionomercy]

He's really really hilarious, I'm still laughing so hard

At last real video is making his show more funny, it was true lol

[hmdhmd8]

if u wana know that ur are the best in somthing u do u must have some some ppl hate u becoz that means succes russel is the funnist man in earth and he brings our problems in a way that we can laugh about it

[saifkasbary]

i just grow six packs from laughing

[JLoveyeah]

He's NOT funny and we all know he's using rude words and saying jokes that are not real anyway, so only drunk people who can laugh at this. : @ I'd laugh for something better.

[TheXDiscreet]

@JLoveyeah I agree bro .. we like to make jokes at ourseleves or people but he's not funny .. anyway jokes are not real but we just destroy ourseleves or somebody in a wrong way to have some fun. lol

[JLoveyeah]

@TheXDiscreet ya u r right but he's not funny as we think lol

[TheXDiscreet]

@JLoveyeah true. ;)

[TheIcedragon1987]

@JLoveyeah ive been reading ur comment and i think maybe you're one of those people that haVE no sense of humor. Like one of those impotent f**ker that find pleasure killing chic than f**king them.

[JLoveyeah]

@TheIcedragon1987 LOL !!!! It's so funny how you judge someone's sense of humour that you don't even know about, why didn't you tell me about it then ? I just said my own opinion which means there was nothing about my sense of humour. I'd rather laugh for silent comedy like the show of the legend Mr.Bean than laughing at some stupid stuff like this.

[JLoveyeah]

@TheIcedragon1987 If I were really a killler, I wouldn't even search for something to laugh lol, But I didn't like this and that's my own opinion, if you like it then laugh and let people give their own opinions, I think only f****ing killers who don't care about their own buisness. Why did you remember me of that ? I mean I don't even think of somethinh horrbile like that. LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JLoveyeah]

@TheIcedragon1987 Btw, I'm sure you laughed at this because he tries to fake things sometimes, something which are not real in our life. That's not a humour, cause it makes you laugh because he uses it in a funny way not because of what he's saying.

[nineTproduction]

@JLoveyeah i'm sober...and i'm laughing lol. Your sense of humor is not normal. I guess your childhood was bad or something. Just because a joke is not real doesn't mean its not funny. People are aware that the joke is not real.

[JLoveyeah]

@nineTproduction Thx 2 u I'm laughing so hard now LMFAO !!! Did I say something about MY SENSE OF HUMOUR? .. MY OPINION is not yours if everybody laughs at this except me, I'll always have my own opinion even if I know many many people who dislike Russell. Btw, I have laughed at many jokes which are not real so ? I don't have any problem with my childhood then it's not because of a different opinion, you should think that I have a problem with my childhood. LOL Damn it doesn't make any sense.

[sscuser]

#LOL

[xxBlackmagixx]

GODDAMN! I couldn't stop laughing at the ass joke! I fell off my chair and am still getting the aftergiggles!

[Sn0wKiSs]

The guy at 2:51 was  going like "Oh..yeah."

[NorMalAveRageHuMAn]

what show is this from?

[nabkidrules]

ball squeeze and a half (sure - whats that) and 18 people are other canadian troops the US army wont entertain

[nabkidrules]

ball squeeze and a half (sure - whats that)

[hwud1]

damn, he wasnt just making that up, it was all true ! wow

he even checked on his balls @ 10:37 #LOL

[gone4817]

I watched this so many times I memorized EVERYTHING he says...i still laugh...

[FaliciaB]

Lmfao!!! haha i have a bad cough and im laughing so hard i sound likeim dieing xD

[Krymtel]

@FaliciaB LOL same here XD

[snakerman2612]

that landing was scaaary

[SAHAJSINGH1996]

LOL oh shit soooo funny LMFAO 

[ScorpixWaffenSS]

HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHITTED MYSELF

[landobnice]

OOHEMMGEE @ 8:01 -8:33....

[MKDude600]

2:51 RAPIST!

[fidobarker]

@MKDude600 why?

[MKDude600]

@fidobarker I'm gonna sound like a racist american cop, but he looks suspicious.

[simonmocan]

Quality:)

[cody12345249]

2:50

RAPIST ALERT!

[givemegold]

17people drives a military plane?