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  • @AwesomeFuckinWelles you'll be "slipping" me SFA, as the saying goes lol

  • @AwesomeFuckinWelles flattery will get you nothing from me. so no more sweetening the pill, eh? call it as you see it.

  • HEY GUYS!! I'm a New Zealand comedian and my dream is to have a COMEDY TV PROGRAM to make people laugh their asses off and to help other up-and-coming comedians into the spotlight. i HAVE made a lot of videos that I REALLY WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out and subscribe!! Thank you xo

  • LOL . . . Bush was a dolt.

  • This guy is spot on, love him

  • president brick

  • Love this...makes me laugh every time I watch it!

  • yeah, they also say 'caribbean' instead of 'caribbean'. You know what I mean!

  • SOUND IT OUT GEORGE!

  • He gets so close to the edge of the stage - I'd love to be front seat ^_^

  • Why am I so upet? BECAUSE YOU SIT NEXT TO THE BUTTON, YOU FUCKN JERK!!!

    LMAO Billy is fuckn brilliant! Need I say more???

  • @GAkopyan31 The first time I heard this, I burst out laughing. Bloody brilliant!!

  • what show is this clip from ?

  • good on ya billy americans need to get it right

  • @charliewilsonswar1 I prefer neither of the two idiot puppets!

  • George W. Bush created 9 accounts to thumb down this video!

  • George W. Bush created 9 accounts to thumb down this video!

  • of all the great material W. gave comedians to work with, his "mispronunciation" is all Il Duce rips on?

  • @painlessissuicide No, this is but a mere morsel XD

  • amidst all these political comments i thought the video was pretty funny.

  • Sarah Palin is another brainless cretin and before we start i don't live in the USA

  • All these first page comments go to show how utterly disgraceful you are. Pure human trash. Why don't you get an education, a job, and learn how to DIALOGUE with someone, rather than show how useless you are with your labeling, misconceptions, and dellusions. Your view of, "I disagree with their worldview so they're an idiot" exemplifies your pathetic view of other people. You're just a bunch of misanthropic blabbermouths. Make a change to be more cordial. Goodgrief.

  • @Aladoniss I think you mean "divvy", and yeah, it is an insult related to intelligence.

  • @LordZast no, Aladoniss means "diddy" as that was what Billy said in the video.

  • @beeniefide "diddy" is a scottish slang for breast. in context, you would say to some cretin "you're a diddy". it means "you're a tit".

  • and what's worse, I've heard this "nucular" mispronunciation being used by other people on tv (presenters on Discovery Channel programmes for example) Grrrr!.

    I hate it too!

  • George Bush was elected twice and was a good operator look where a real idiot leads them.Obama!!!! compare both and GW Bush would get a third term if it were possible

  • @happygock68 but  is our children learning

  • My brother says it the same way. Makes me want to rip my eyes out. Or better yet, his.

  • hahahahaha 'yah diddy'

  • If you see any interviews with this man, he is VERY intelligent.

  • Ironic that Billy is telling someone how to speak correctly,of course as usual he's right

  • @ robertjohnson.......COMEDIAN WIN!!!!

  • 10,000 thumbs up, from the man whose surrounded by the bloody cunts who voted for that bastard... twice.

  • cuz ur sittin next to the fuckin button

  • Agreed, Still needs to go in front of the Hague.With His Crew of misfit power hungry creeps. Sad thing is, people are actually acting like he wasn't a criminal and that Barry Obama is. Course they keep naming things after Reagan too. The documented only hydrocephalic president. (FACT: he had water removed from brain right after leaving office)

  • Are there any Republican supporters here?

  • Jimmy Carter is the worst president ever.

  • @Cheesyflavored

    You're joking, right? Damn, peanut farmer sucked but that's only because he sent money to what Reagan would later call "freedom fighters," in El Salvador -- National Republican Alliance (ARENA) -- which killed innocent people like Oscar Romero... And, Reagan did a LOT more of that slaughtering in various other South American nations. If Bush II isn't the worst, Reagan is. You're also forgetting that Carter inherited the NIXON economy. His name completes the Top 3 ameriCUNTS

  • @boinkboink1968 But Obama is a muslim communist herp a derp derp

    Sarah Palin will fix all our problems!

    If America thinks Obama is doing that bad a job and then elects Palin or some other shithead republican, then they are all fucking idiots and deserve the shit they will get

  • 1. Bilderberg Group

    2. Trilateral Commission

    3. Council of Foreign Affairs

    4. Skull & Bones

  • Kick a Christian in the nuts today.

  • @beakon7

    What ? Are you a christian or something ?

    Try to laugh, it's good comedy, and more people laugh than not.

    Also, try having a beer on a friday night and a good steak !

  • @beakon7 SO... have you ever had the use of your peer group's brain cell? Have you ever had an original thought??? Or are you just a product of America's stupid, ignorant, uneducated, dumb, flag-waving establishment? You probably think the word "liberal" means "communist" - hahahahahaha you stupid, undereducated, sad, pityable product of the American Dream!! hahahaha!

  • @billyconnearly

    liberal is contextual you fuck

    guess what, "conservatives" used to be "liberals" then when they were done fixing the bullshit, they "conserve" the new way of life.

    so yea, at this point, liberal DOES mean communist, i also find it funny that you accuse someone else being uneducated and a sheep, considering the entire power of the left comes from smart assholes controlling drooling servants (guess what? you are one of the servants, you godamn tool)

  • @hcig So what does that make you, you under-educated, retarded, throwback product of cousins! Your country's Establishment have got you right where they want you! On the Team, Onside, Rootin' for The Good Ole USof A!! You definitely got with the programme! Sucker

  • "why am I upset? because you sat next to the button you fucking jerk!" ROFL classic

  • "why am i so up set?...BECAUSE YOUR SITTING NEXT TO THE BUTTON YOU FUCKIN JERK"

  • ITS FUCKING NEUCLEAR YOU PRICK!

    Best comedian ever.

  • ha ha 'why am I so upset? Because you're sitting next to the button!!!!' ha ha ha funnny. True though, that a man with so much power could be so dim

  • Okay.. the cursing I could do without. But I completely relate to this. Every time GWB said NucULAR, it would just irritate the crap out of me. I'm rather an obnoxious sort when it comes to misspelling and lazy grammar but he was the President of the United States. Nuclear is really something you'd hope he'd know how to pronounce.

  • Ya diddy... XD

  • @ Sorkentrel:

    Your right, Robin Williams calls it a graduation gift=D

    @ KKLY27:

    Your right I love that clip.

    Finally to all Americans I quote a comedian I unfortunately cant remember right now but they said "We gave you a language kindly use it!"

    Yes I'm Irish but; it is widely held that we speak better English then the majority of English people.

  • He is bloody hilarious. Has anyone watched "Billy Connolly - Easy Listening?" I nearly peed myself I laughed so much!

  • Because he's from Texas and that's how they say "w" down there. He's name is George W Bush

  • He's not from Texas, he was born in New England and most of his schooling was there. The Bush family are carpetbaggers.

  • @pcon8 and murderers, and thieves, and Nazi helpers.

  • HIS name is George W Bush. it's what classification of life form he comesunder that puzzles me.i've burned dead trees possessing more intelligence that that brain damaged retarded plank. but the scariest question is what does it say about the american population that they thought the best man they could find for the oval office, TWICE!, was a complete fucking spaz. we sent our crims to australia. did we send our window-lickers to america or something?

  • my sincerest apologies to the many intelligent americans for my crass sweeping generalisations in these few posts. i merely had to indulge in the baiting of a few slackjawd bush supporters. i can't believe, in a land that supports gun control, that those menaces haven't yet been hunted down & eradicated. lol

  • @pfalky2k Thank you. We appreciate it.

  • @pfalky2k There are many that live by the belief that if you put "lol" at the end of any comments they make seems to give "forgiveness" for what they said or they will "get away with it" - their comments discarded - I just find it sad - if you can't say the truth of what you think without then trying to hid behind it shut your frigging mouth in the first place. lol... Frig off - you have a point to make it - don't make it and use the lol to soften what you had to say - true to yourself or no one

  • @KelticWoman1 ooh, somebody stole your "mad-cow-disease" pills. HRT not working yet? stay away from sharp things. don't want jailed because knives & "the change" don't go well together ;) maybe the "lol" was me laughing at my own crass attempt at humour. or maybe i just say & do WHAT THE FUCK I WANT without explaining myself to some irrelevant stranger. jog on.

  • @pfalky2k I'm jogging, what now - you want press ups, sit ups .... can't do the rowing machine - just makes me sea sick.... Okay I'll keep jogging on....

  • @KelticWoman1 humour? that's much better. a smile is better than a snarl. you may cease your jogging now.

  • @pfalky2k Thank god for that - need to thumb a lift back home now though!

  • @KelticWoman1 nah, if you can jog all that way, your good to walk back home "L O L" ;)

  • Why do they call him 'Dubya'?

  • His dad was George H Bush. He is George W Bush. So they called him W (said in his accent = Dubya).

  • Ya diddy!

  • the english

  • Brilliant!

  • anybody have any clue what tour this is?

  • "Was it something I said?" Australia, 2006 I think.

  • bush was a dumb ass not doubt, but Im glad I wasnt in charge after 9/11. Can u imagine the bullshit that went through his head the moment he found out. I would have shit my pants

  • well if he were the Christain he claims to be, he'd have turned the other cheek, no?

  • I know what went through his head... "Oh shit I hope we don't get caught!"

  • well if Bush and his friends were so hot damn then why didn't they win the last election? anyhoo..top notch Billy!!

  • would that i could buy you a beer, friend. well said :)

  • I am grateful he took Grants place as "Worst". Perhaps that's what the "W" should stand for?

  • @purbrookian how is it any different from the current mafia style admin we have now?

  • @laxguy22655 How about this one, dick: Obama can pronounce the word NUCLEAR. Gee, that didn't take me long to think of.

  • @sleepcity Least Bush knew how many states are in the United States, oh and the US postal service is a government agency and not Fed Ex or UPS. Oh and there is always when obama doesn't a teleprompter and goes uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

  • @laxguy22655 I don't argue with idiots. Have a nice day.

  • @sleepcity Like wise the point I was making they are both equally stupid that is a requirement to being president an education moron. Glad to see you pay attention.

  • @purbrookian THANKS FOR THE TALKING POINTS. Still funny tho

  • George Bush the man that said global warming was a commie lie, go get em George

  • Ya Diddy LOL

  • Bush was right. It's becoming clear!

  • Why should you care? You're from U.K.

    Ah well, the account's closed anyway.

  • we care because, despite the fact that you people couldn't find your arsehole with a map & a compass, what happens in the US reverberates (that means "echoes") throughout therest of the world. i don't generally hate americans, but i did lose a measure of respect for youall putting that mong in power for two terms.

  • I was responding deleted posts from a now-closed account; sledge999 from the UK claimed "W" won both times by the largest popular vote ever (he didn't; he even lost the popular vote the first time around) and otherwise thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Concerning "W", I think we would actually agree.

  • you'll be right. i do hope i wasn't on my high horse at you. sometimes i let my mouth off it's leash without taking time to make sure i should. though gwb does make me want to puke molten rock. all politicians do, truth be told. but that... (ahem) insufferrable fool, more than most.

  • Fair enough. And your right, everyone should care, 800 pound gorilla and all that. I was just giving sledge a flippant answer in keeping with the type of his statements.

  • @pfalky2k I didn't vote for that stupid, gun loving asshole. Not every American is an ignorant cowboy. Some of us have very strong feelings about our leaders. Unfortunately, chrisians got him elected, his platform was religious guilt, along with a little cheating.

  • @FatmanCaufield this is very true. the rest of the world thought we had it bad. you poor buggers had to actually call him your president. & i think it was more a bit of jiggery-pokery with the election results rather than the far-right christian fundamentalist vote that put the plank in office. if i appeared to tar all americans with the same foul brush, my apologies.

  • @pfalky2k no worries, I know and completely understand how every country in the world feels about the US, our decisions and actions are deplorable, and it's unfortunate that a subset of Americans (that I belong to) are included...

  • No, 'Shrub' was wrong; it's not pronounced "NOO-cue-lur".

    "new-CLEE-er"

    Stay awake in class, and eventually they'll get it through even your forged steel skull.

  • billy rocks...billy for president of the world..we would all be in a better state thats for sure...none of this war because of fucking so called "weapons"

  • good man billy.

    billy connolly for president of the fuckin world.

  • you are familiar with comedy right? and that President Bush Jr. is credited in being one of the worst presidents in the last fifty years

  • .....he admitted to tipping the election in his favour

  • Bush won 2000 by the electoral college, he would have lost if it was based on popular vote with 47.9%. He won 2004 with 51% of the popular vote. That puts him 36 out of 46 on the list, topped by Warren G. Harding in 1920 with 60.3%

  • LOL Still smarting? He won.

    95% of 13% of the population isn't enough to carry the election alone. That's what happens when you get your "facts" from Rush.

    Troll :-)

  • oh come on, whatever your political views you have to admit connolly has a point, there he is effectively incharge of numerous nuclear capabilities and he cant even say it right!

  • I don't give a toss how Bush pronounces things. Just how he performs - and in my opinion he was a superb president in unprecidented difficult times. And don't forget, he was the only sitting president in history with an MBA. A highly intelligent man.

  • Then all thats left to say is fuck off......and stop watching this shit.......

  • Well fuck you! Fuck you very much!

  • seriously though why are you watching this? why are you commenting? why not go away? watch bush getting a boner or something.....

  • Seriously though...seriously...why do you keep responding to me?

    heh

  • "watching" Bush get A BONER? "giving" bush a boner, more like. lol

  • Smart? The man couldn't find his own arse with both hands and a torch.

  • Big fucking deal. He was lucky enough to be born into the right fucking bloodline. It's like praising Henry VIII for having 50 wives.

  • American presidency does seem like the monarchy now. Nothing to do with education and leadership but if your Dad did it then why not have a go yourself. Then they voted him in again!

  • Yeah, from 1980 to 2008 we either had a Bush or a Clinton in the White House. And in 2008 we almost elected another Clinton. Talk about a monarchy.

  • @Sorkentrel : Yes, now Obama is going to TELL the truck manufacturers that they HAVE to produce energy-efficient vehicles. We're due for a BIG turnaround in the way we view--and elect--our government. ;])

  • @sledge999 well..... learnt to spell 'got' right i guess......

  • And there are 5 US Presidents with PHD.s

    And quite a few with other masters degrees.

  • now, try taking your dick out of your sister long enough to let your blood go to the head on your shoulders for a change. then, when you've mastered rational coherent thought, you may form opinions on politics & world affairs. now, pick up your slack jaw & go back to your trailer.

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO THE BUTTON!!! OH DAAAMNN!!! hahahaha i was NOT expecting that that's hilarious!!!

  • Makes Me Proud To Be Scottish !

  • Fuck off, no one likes you.

  • Neither do they like you..... :P He should be proud...its fucking funny

  • always funny and so fuckin spot on!

  • Bill always has me in stiches

  • Ya Diddy!!

  • that is his accent though!! not plain bloody stupidity!

  • sound it out george ya diddy

  • Bush isn't a prick... He's a cunt.

  • @gartnavel89 Fuckin-A!

  • @gartnavel89 Bush is also an Arsehole.

  • @gartnavel89 He's a Pricunt

  • One of my favourtie comedians

  • this guy gets so pissed off lol i pissed my self watching this

  • Billy is so far above George W on the evolutionary scale he couldn't really care less about George - six months and he will be history - he is just waiting for Bush to burn out like all the others - Thatcher, Hitler, Stalin, etc etc

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - FUCK OFF

  • HAHAHAHAHAH YA CUNT!

  • Billy Connolly is sometimes slated for his work, people say all he does is swear, yes sometimes it seems that way but in his programs when he is in snow and visiting places he is a genuinely funny chap!!...anyway thats another story...this however is FUCKING HILARIOUS! i hate when people copy what is said in videos but i cant help it "COS YOU'RE SITTIN NEXT TO THE BUTTON YOU FUCKIN JERK!"

  • hehe :)

  • lmao.

  • roflmfao!!!!!!!! :D

  • Lmfao !

  • what show is this?

  • I would LOVE to hear more of Billy Connolly ripping on Dubya. Billy could make an entire act based on Dubya, based on all the dumb shit he says and does!

  • "Ya FUCKING jerk" lol

  • "Ya Diddy" lol

  • Sound it out George! LOL

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