Equal Opportunity Employer

[BluePBoxProductions]

I accept if i learn PSI

[starmansully]

i want this job it would be worthless but cool

[YankeeBoyBasin]

is there still an opening? o.o

[PsiPaula4]

1 person didn't get new shorts.

[TaylorLover349]

You should hire me because I'll make you all the bacon you could ever eat. I know I'm not worthy but you should still hire me.

[ultimatekhanimefan]

you should hire me because i know where you live AND i can bowl a rugby ball and score a 1up also im related to you in so very distant way so long story short hire me or i will destroy bacon forever and i dont care if u already hired someone i have the bacon hostage.........

[lolanimie101]

if a dog becomes president everything will solve it's self!

[bowserjrfan123]

I am related to bacon.

[OMGZORS1]

who you gonna work for?you already saved the world..........XD

[kirbymaster86]

I have an inf. supply of bacon! that's why you should hire me! >:D

[Mashermat]

I can lick my elbow.

THAT is why you should employ me.

[shadquartzthehedgie]

i thought you were kidding about the new shorts

[cheetah672]

xD I had to rewatch this just to see the shorts song

[SuperNess1000]

so when are you gonna choose who will work for you?

because i made my video response a few months ago and i really want this job...

[NintenSpeaks]

we are currently reviewing applications please hold for the next available operator

[SuperNess1000]

o_O ..........................

[lolanimie101]

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i can make vegetarian bacon

i like swords

and guns(weapons)

and rpgs

[Masterge77]

I hit stuff with my hand too!

[PKBlueBlueBob]

Well, Ninten I want to work for you, but I can't. I'm sorry! :(

[darkfire158]

Why you should pick me:

1. I have free access to my mom's washer and dryer, and they're the latest models. But if you prefer, I am skilled at washing hats by hand.

2. My dad has a lot of dog food, and I'm sure he won't mind if I took most of it. Sure, our dogs will be a little hungry, but it won't be a big deal.

3. I am very smart and am able to understand Algebra, so you'll never have to do that subject again.

4. I know my dad's bank account information, and can extract money.

[SuperNess1000]

I Made a video respomce of me doing the new shorts dance!!!! plz hire meh!!!!

(i even dressed as u!)

[MsBossfromRI]

I would gladly make you a remix,but my computers is a piece of sweaty Poop and can't make remixes.I would also gladly work for,but I have a sneaking suspicion that you live in Not New England,and as a result,can't come to your house.However,I still have an idea.I will tell you how to kill various mythical creatures in exchange for you bestowing unto me some Psychic powers.If that is not enough,then you can tell me your address and I will send you a package bacon every week.

[spoildajv13]

Ninten, did you get new shorts?

And I can makes some mean strips of bacon!

[thesagem]

I'll play smash64 with you online?

[biehlza]

I can make some mean bacon,

and because of that, hire me.

[RurikX3]

i like your new clothes Ninten! i think you should hire me because i have money........and thats it....... also it think you will need someone to wash your hands of all the blood of the things you like to hit with your hands. also you will need someone to watch out for Loid and keep him from blowing your house up. lol

[gr33npuff1n]

Doesn't your dad have unlimited money?

You can go to the phone and he'll give you allowance!!!

[gr33npuff1n]

Can I be a barber priest?

[raeta1]

pick me but i have no reason

[shinkenneth]

So what happens when I make a video using the song?

[KirbyPhelpsPK]

I will make you bacon everyday! :)

[MX778]

No you won't

GET OFF MY BACON! ^__^

[awesomeguy123m]

He acting perfectly normal.

[KaoruArika]

No money now D:

[ninjaguy79]

By any chance did you watch the new Jim Gaffigan special, Ninten?

[riskyfish]

I'll start working on a LanC 3 comic?

[JeffKirby58]

i love this

[TheMotherDudes]

If you hire me ill make you too much bacon!

[NintenSpeaks]

there is no such thing as too much bacon

surely you are ridiculous

[IWontGetOvertheDam]

I think I died laughing at the intro.

[DragonKazooie89]

I need to get a job so I can help pay for college. Fees have gone up so I need it.

[toadstoolnews]

i'm RICH

[pkcrossing89]

I live about 1 or 2 hours away from Savannah so I'll take it! It'll be an honor.

[KaiserRyou]

Hey Ninten, did you get new shorts?

[CloudCereal553]

I think you should hire me cause i got like $400 from all my collective relatives during easter...

I spent the money already but the point it, I GOT IT FOR EASTER

[zeroexe109]

you dance like a monkey

[spikedwallman]

why you should hire me... hmm... well, im technically a starman, despite my name, so thats a downside... um, I won't invade earth and constantly use psi beam alpha? or i won't call an army of fish to your house.

[mystergamer101]

Lol funneyist easter

[VGmaster153]

I got new shorts the same time you did! I'm scared Ninten...

[poopskinTheLiar]

Hey, does your throat ever start to hurt after talking like that for a while? whenever i try to talk in a voice like that my throat starts hurting after a bit.

[KeijiKG]

I have a deep voice and I can do Mickey Mouse. It doesn't have ANY repercussions..

[Latiaslord]

Nah, it's easy to talk like that. Sometimes I do it without even trying. And it doesn't feel bad at all.

I guess if it hurts for you, then you're just not a high-pitched person.