Interview with the Vampire - Part 1 (Jonathon Sharkey)

[wwerulestna]

A Republican vampire: he doesn't want people to tax him on his blood?

[PUTNAMEINTHISSPOT]

Aren't all politicians vampires?

[dixiewidow]

A complete embarassment to the Pagan community.

[ghostdancer1984]

@dixiewidow no shit.

[paperneck]

@dixiewidow please, in all seriousness, could you tell me who the pride of the pagan community is?

[Gmancrap]

He is quite actually the republican vampire from Mission Hill.

[WildKatWays]

Parma.

hahaha

[Dieinggod]

i dont like how you try to make a ass out of him mostly cause his beliefs i9 dont see any respect on your part

[Dieinggod]

he gets my vote

[inneruniverse17]

Hahahahaaaaaaa. Great interview. I laughed. A lot. He's just as nuts as those Fundamentalist Christians.



[slipknotmaggotful]

Is this guy a joke or is he autistic or something?

[jujigun]

…voice a little different than i imagined.

[0engima0]

PRESIDENTO

[SteinUndStahl666]

The funny thing is this guy isn't really any more or less insane than all the Christian candidates. Are people who believe in Pagan gods, Satan, vampires and witches really any crazier than people who believe in God or Jesus?

[stevengl74]

This is AMAZING!! I cannot believe that people here thought Jonathon had an actual chance of getting voted into ANYTHING (maybe the nuthouse).

If the interviewer has to come on here and explain the fine art of a lampooning interview, then the humour will be lost on you. Great interview and kudos on not cracking up throughout!!!

[KateDANMIT]

hahahahaha I LOVE RICHARD!!!

<3 That was the best beginning of an interview IVE EVER SEEN!

"well that is sexist" THANK YOU RICHARD, Dammit im going to become a satanic pistest and mary a bunch of guys just to through in this guys face uhg lol

"yes" hahaha

[CoyoteWildFlower]

Whoa, Jonathan, sounding cranky there, "hereticimpailer" Your little girlies getting taken away from you making you cranky? I love it you take offense at being called "gay" but are OK with pedophile. Lots of perfectly nice, sane people are gay. Pedophiles are slime. Slime=YOU. Get it? Do I have to make it clearer? Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to talk to trolls....

[hereticimpailer]

You suck, making jokes and that bull is by all means pathetic, stupid and pointless. I have a good number of people that would vote for him, myself included, so if you just want to run your mouth and that crap (im talking to all the stupid people commenting) , than just shut the hell up! oh and to danzing2dope, you are a dope, calling him gay the hell is wrong with you. You know, this is just another bit of "Mainstreem Society" or "normal" people messing with something they don't understand.

[MrGodhates]

WOW what a deal

[Xboxerdude]

your a fuck i challenge u

[timothyp2009]

This man is obviously dillusional, the VVC will be issuing a statement declaring a non-cohesion with him soon, i think.

/Tim

[Manu23ification]

jesus got his ass whiped, he was gangbanged , hahahahahahahahahah!

[lono676767]

is there anyone in Florida that..could perhaps have him mentally evaluated, because he's obviously a danger to others and with his highs and lows...perhaps himself...

(so couldn't he be baker acted in the state of Florida where he now resides)

and had a 16 year old bride then 2 weeks later a 19 year old one?! he's a pedophile and manipulator any girl with him needs help....

[plimbuff]

This guy reminds me of my 15 year old next door neighbor.

Except this guy is a grown man.

[lono676767]

and a pedophile...who by his own statements should therefore impale himself.

-L

[themalina92]

Most last day's nonsense.

That is a lot of wrath to have stored up for the day of judgment. Hope he repents before he is hung up by various body parts and dipped and re-dipped in the lake of fire.

Jesus was crucified and bore the wrath of God the Father for His elect. Yes, His life, death, and resurrection was found to be sufficient and was necessary to safe sinners, because God is Holy and can not be in the presence of sinfulness. It is all about the blood of Jesus forgiving.

[iSwimLikeBAM]

This guy's girlfriend goes to my school and there were supposed to be full scale lock down's last week. Supposedly he's coming for his girlfriend.

[gazmer2]

wish i could be next to his death bed when he realizes.... shit i don't live forever? wait... does that mean i'm not a vampire? and as he realizes how fucked up his life is and how he's fucked up so many other ppl I hope I can watch reality come crashing down on him and his last few minutes are filled with pain, regret, fear, and sadness

[MNHI0913]

She had her mind manipulated by a very sick person. May I bring everyone back to kindergarten when we all learned, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything at all." If you can't help, at the very least don't be hurtful toward her.

[MNHI0913]

Come on, cut this girl some slack...she's obviously having some trouble at home so she's reaching out to who ever is going to give her attention. It's really sad. This guy is sick for dating and manipulating a 16 year old girl...but leave her alone. Condemnation doesn't liberate.

[goarmy18]

Dude, you have never seen this girl, i go to mound to, and if you ever talked to her, she might try to bite you.

[thugtron]

haha his latest teen girl goes to my school in mound minnesota she is nuts and so is this ass hole

[ShoppingCart13]

yeah, i go to mound westonka and the girl is all over the school, its the only thing ppl are talking about rite now

[McLocknstoks]

this girl that he convinced to meet up with goes to my school

[CoyoteWildFlower]

He convinced her to meet him, so technically she was not kidnapped. He's now declaring undying (well he's a vamp) love for another teen now. So the girl and her family are left to cope with the mess he made of her life while he moves on. Typical. Just about every female this guy has been with has a restraining order against him. Be interesting to know just how many restraining orders there have been.

[1981Mog]

A blood sucking egomaniacal religious nutter with a desire to get into politics. That's noteworthy, is it?

[fbobmx0069]

this guys a fuckin loser peice of shit chester mother fucker he kidnapped a 16 year old from faribault mn and hes fuckin insane fuckin hope he gets caught and gets killed in prison like all the other chimo's should

[CoyoteWildFlower]

This guy has just conned a 16 year old into running away from home to marry him. He claims he is protecting her from her abusive mother, and hates people who abuse children. Maybe he forgot he abused his own? I hope this time he gets put away for a long time, and the girl gets home safely.

[CaptInfamous]

If he kidnapped that girl, I think he would be in jail right now.

[mtthwkfmn]

LOL!  This guy is super funny and great. HAHA...

"Alright Bitch!!!!" as he's talking about the Pope!

[HeiressDy27]

I have known him and he's just as you guys says. HIs own childern hate him and he gets angry if you defend yourself. He claims he was on titanic like hello... this looks great hope 2 see it soon and laugh my ass off. He knows how to have a good heart, but if you say something he dislikes he lashes out!

[dmoon10531]

This fucking retard was recently sentenced to just over 2 years in prison for threatening a judge in Indiana. He'll never get elelcted to anything now. He's fucking delusional and I hope he gets his ass pounded in prison.

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

Well, he never had a real chance of being elected for anything other than Dungeon Master for a Dungeons & Dragons RPG. But he truly believes his crap and then some.

[mtthwkfmn]

lol!! funny

[mtthwkfmn]

LOL @ the New Jersey comment

[hereticimpailer]

@IdiotsGoneWild4life You are stupid and pathetic, im voteing for him, so put a sock in it.

[CoyoteWildFlower]

@IdiotsGoneWild4life

He's still in the running, according to CBS News in March, Now, how can that be? Inquiring minds want to know...and will find out. Maybe that article was just before he was jailed? When will they cage this guy permanently? That nineteen year old is just a beard so he can troll for little kids of both sexes.

[hereticimpailer]

@dmoon10531 the only retard is you, he has WAY more of a chance of being elected than the other republicans,so deal with it

[silenig]

Sad and creepy... Some people just HAVE to seek refuge in insanity... This guy and his like are South Park material. Pity his kids.

[Delibirate]

I'm a vampire and Jonathon Sharkey is the lord and master of all beings, you all shall obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[NoobtoobPainter]

This guy is crazy. He ran off with my old neighbor and married her or something like that. He should be locked up for more than nine months. What an idiot

[SlayerVH]

This retard Jonathon Sharkey sent me an email back in 2007 or 08 on yahoo saying he was coming to my home in NC on St. Patricks day to kill me for being a paranormal/supernatural investigator, he even did a interview on a website called arabian monkey.

He's a fucking moron and yes it was confirmed that he got locked up for all the above shit, the stalking a 16 yr old girl and everything else you've heard.

Being in the business I deal with all kind of crazies he was no exception and he's fake

[rudenoodle]

You a booker?

[UnlawfulBeloved]

What's his e-mail. I have a few questions for him...

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

He's in jail and won't be out for quite some time. I'm the director and co-executive producer from the last documentary done by him so if you have any questions....message me on youtube. Thanks.

[Harpfusion5]

For your information, Persephone is the Queen of the dead and is the queen of the underworld/hell. NOT Hecate. She IS the goddess of the dead and the dark mother, but she is NOT Lucifers girl. Or Pluto/Hades girlfriend.

By the way, he's a looser.

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

I was trying to be funny by asking that question. But if I have to explain it, I guess that kind of kills the joke. Heh.

[d4rkn3z132]

@Harpfusion5 and who told you that some drunk fuck that also was smoking a lil to much crack its easy to make up shit this crap is all fake

[anobar]

This douche just got arrested in Minnesota for stalking his SIXTEEN year old Girlfriend. The fucks 44 years old. I hope he gets his delusional, worthless teeth kicked in.

[rudenoodle]

Pussy is pussy

[anobar]

Yeah, if/when you have a little 16 year old girl, and her ex 44 year old boyfriend is stalking her....I dare you to say that then.

[rudenoodle]

Pussy is pussy.

[288467555]

fuck this vampire shit!!!

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

GANGSTA RAP!

[xXxDeZsaxXx]

Gangster rap my ass. ^0^

[freakshowxcore]

this guy lives near me...thats scary...

[hm277668]

This guy is totally gone

[iatwmx10]

omg this dude is in the grundy county jail near where i live

[srbberklee]

"oh jesus richard."

[Restodruid86]

BAH!! this idiot ruins it for the rest of us!!! he shames me! just perpetuating the stereotypes that get ppl picked on. if he did exist, satin COULD GET LAID BY ANYONE!!!! what a pig! if he can have sex with as many women he can, his wife should do what she wants too!

[DeenoDNA]

satin mmm so smooth

[malicedixmois]

Sadly, he couldn't be any worse as president then McCain or Obama.

[elwingprincess]

Wow! That was freaky! *shivers* ~ 0_0

[midnightvampire49321]

Wow, vampires are real and of all religions, but I really don't like this guy.

[ttttonytm]

my dear god...hahahahahahaha

he contradicts himself constantly. referring to lucifer as "my god" instead of "the god" just shows that he half-believes himself.

what a joke, what a crock, what an incredibly worthless piece of shit.

[ldylkr]

He's insane....Though the Vampire community is alive and well....I doubt you'll find many that will or would ever endorse him. He's a stain we just can't get rid of in my opinion.....

[smileychan999]

i can't stop laughing.... XD what the hell happened to this guy.....

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

well, i actually did a documentary on him that will be out in 2009. If you thinks this interview stuff is funny, just wait. He hates my guts now. lol.

[smileychan999]

name of documentary :3? pweety pwease?

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

The working title is Impaled...Painfully Blunt. Subscribe and I'll keep you updated.

[smileychan999]

yay!!!!!

[heatherk69]

a convicted felon can not run for president

[purenergyhealing]

The word WITCH actually means "wise woman" which is why witches are women only.

[necro0bsession]

I've talked to male witches.

[ldylkr]

I thought they were called warlocks.....

[snowtiger99]

Heh maybe the vampires send their idiots to us to throw us off the trail. ;D

[Danzig2Dope]

Why does he start talking black at 7:50........

[Danzig2Dope]

I didnt know vampires could be gay...

It sounds like he also practices the art of Butt Pirating. He impales the booty of male species....what a fag....this guys a joke....

[hereticimpailer]

@Danzig2Dope He is not gay, but you are for thinking that way, Mr. Sharkey is a genious, and like I have said before, I have a whole group of people ready to vote for him, so go back to your butt buddy's place and suck his dick, because Mr. Sharkey is going to be elected, and become President, I know this, and another thing, how we vampires want to live is not up to you, or anybody, im not saying this particular one is gay, but I have met a gay vampire, so shut you goddamn mouth.

[czochraniec]

He'd totally get MY vote if I was a citizen XD

[bobyho]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[ezan6]

fuck..retard,asshole and dumb..who knowss?maybee..this guy full of shit..wanna use my toilet?..read my finger asshole w1w

[jackeats7]

be careful--he`s really crazy---dangerous--he actually disowned his own child and threatened to kill him as well as the boys mother

[Hecata]

And he wants people to take him seriously?!

*Can't comment anymore laughing too hard*

[joshjoshjoshjosh2525]

well why the fuck would somebody give it the actual name of a movie...its tag should be different...it not my problem people dont tag things properly

[vampireboi5]

ur a very angry person

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

Says the boy who spells it boi and thinks he's a vampire. Cute. ;)

[joshjoshjoshjosh2525]

i was expecting the actual iwav movie.....displeased

[nsk2006]

Hey Dumbass, maybe you should have read where it said "Jonathon Sharkey" along with the tags like humor and comedy.