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  • I was hoping that Shepard would get up, and just stare at the scientists, grab his shit, and then walk the fuck out of there, and stop the collectors without those Cerberus douchebags.

  • samus shepard infested by x parasite give metroid dna samus shepard have been recovered

  • The moment our hero rises from the ashes and more powerful than ever before! Long Live Commander Shepard!!

  • Reviving a character instantly ruins a plot, as it makes death no longer something to worry about.

  • @chiffmonkey Considering this is the only time it's really happened, ever, I think we can overlook that.

  • @LybrikVladmir Doesn't matter. It looks like the issue is addressed in ME3 :)

  • @chiffmonkey Well, as long as you have a major interstellar corporation willing to spend 2 years and several trillion credits to reanimate you so you can go on a suicide mission to defeat an army of evil space cuttlefish....then yeah. Noting to worry about.

  • i hear this music when samus is revived in metroid fusion

  • Shepard: "I'll be back....with music!"

  • who's bloody waiting for mass effect 3 to come out, say aye

  • Screw any other way of getting ressurected i want it this way when i die

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  • harbinger and collectors dislike this

  • Man.. Shepard must've had some MAJOR lag.. Took him 2 years to respawn.

  • Miranda: We can rebuild him, make him stronger, faster more-

    TIM: No make him exactly as he was

    miranda: But dont you think he wouldnt mind alittle strength boost?

    TIM: No.

  • @TheAtomicusBomb I'm pretty sure Miranda is the last person on earth to want Shepard to end up a lab rat like her.

  • We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him harder, better, faster, stronger, and with a favorite store on the citadel.

  • Don't worry! We have the technology to rebuild him! FOR SCIENCE!!

  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution totally mimiced this scene to their game.

  • @nitro836

    And did it better. They didn't do it because of ME2 anyway.

  • @Fomarl Well, if you don't like it, okay. Just thinking why you're here saying this.

  • @nitro836 cause he's a troll

  • @Fomarl

    Why are you going here saying that. I think you're a collector. 

  • @Tardjei93 A troll to be precise. Just looking to annoy someone.

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  • Why am I reminded so much of Inception?

  • Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

  • @Aronys But I don't want to spend alot of money.

  • This is the most artistic and modest way to say:

    IM

    BACK

    BITCHES!

  • Miranda's Alternate dialog: "Gentlemen, we can make him harder, better, faster, stronger."

  • @Facethunder "But... he might glow a little bit..."

  • That Harbringer must have took control of a collector and disliked it again...

  • soverign?

  • Is life unfortunate for you? Did you happen to die in a tragic accident? I can help! Hi, Billy Mays here with the Lazarus Project! The fast and easy way to come back to life! No more being dead or a walking corpse! Experience life once more! It's so easy, even your dog can be resurrected! I guarantee it! All this for only 4 billion credits! Here's how to order: Call 1-800-ILLUSIVEMAN and tell them Billy sent you! We also offer a money-back guarantee in case you die again! 

  • @pkerch00b1 Haha

  • @pkerch00b1 that was easily the funniest comment ive seen all year

  • @pkerch00b1 Or just respawn lolz

  • @pkerch00b1 It raises no small amount of scepticism when the man himself did not get resurrected. :D

  • @pkerch00b1 But I'm not done yet!!! Call now, and I'll triple the offer, and give you THREE resurrections!!! No more funerals, wakes, or memorial services!!! Plus, with the Cerberus Resurrection Package, you can win a 2 week trip to Eden Prime, all expenses paid!! But don't just take my word for it: here's what our satisfied customers have to say!! (Commander Shepard) "With Cerberus' new resurrection packet, I was back in the action in time to save the galaxy and bang my girlfriend!!"

  • Respond to this video... Resurrection has never been better with the Cerberus Resurrection Package!! Once again, call 1-800-ILLUSIVEMAN! That's 1-800-ILLUSIVEMAN!

  • @pkerch00b1 The irony of this comment being that Billy May's himself is dead. LOL!

  • @pkerch00b1 But WAIT! THERE'S MORE! if you call now, and reserve you're spot to be worked on premortem, you'll receive %50 off your operation! with just one easy payment of 1.95 Billion Credits! Call now!

  • @Graywolfpictures10 Revived but improved,i never said that he is a clone.

  • It's a great bit of music - but the scene was begging for the opening theme from Ghost in the Shell.

  • 6 million dollar man? That's nothing. Commander Shepard...the 6 BILLION credit man.

  • First 7 seconds kinda remind me of an Assassins Creed 2 song.

  • 2 dislikers were Sovereign and Harbringer because they got both killed

  • @Nev4rForgotten Harbringer wasn't killed. That was a Praetorian controlled by Harbringer.

  • @rhinnawi95 praetorian? welcome to rome -_- you mean prothean-turned-collector? yea, good job :D

  • @Whippenberg The one guy you always see? That looks more like a Praetorian to me. The others look a lot different (no spider-like legs)

  • @rhinnawi95 praetorians were those giant robotic flying thingies, this thing is just a disformed collector -_-

  • @Whippenberg Really? They look very similar.

  • @rhinnawi95 look at the picture: the praetorians are giant, robotic flying thingies, this dude is just a 6 legged collector with fucked up hands ;)

  • @Whippenberg I look it up more. Thanks for the heads-up, though. 

  • I want this song playing when I give birth to my first kid. It will be epic!

  • Watch out,here comes SHEPARD 2.0!

  • we can rebuild him we have the technology

  • This song was playing when i was born :D thumbs up OR YOU DONT EXIST

  • @ Drensworth Yeah, he landed on the planet. That's were Shepard Mk 2 finds his old helmet. Hey...the second game gets pretty retarded at times, like when members of your crew walk around in chlorine gas and in hard vacuum with nothing but mouth and nose breathers. In retrospect, during the explosion of the Normandy you actually see what looks like re-entry burning on Shepard. He hits the atmosphere, the Normandy hits, his helmet hit...so yeah he hit too. (its dumb...but there you are.)

  • @scottthesnow Ah, ok. Thanks. Although that begs the question if he was having re entry burn at what looked like a decent altitude then the atmosphere must of been pretty thick so he must of been cooked! No wonder the lazarus project was so expensive :P

  • @Drensworth According to Mass Effect: Redemption, Shepard's body came out pretty bad. The Lazurus scientists couldn't even distinguish Shepard's gender afterwards...that might have been a little awkward.

  • @jonu67  I don't think Shepard actually sustained much damage from re-entry and minimal from impact. It takes a dense atmosphere for re-entry burns and this planet had hardly any. The planet was small as well, meaning that terminal velocity would be low. Look at how intact the Normandy was, the floors showed no signs of flattening from the impact. Most of the damage was done by the orbital explosion. I think that simply freezing would be more damaging than the reaching the ground.

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  • @scottthesnow Did he really land on the planet, though? I thought he was in orbit. The planet wasn't small anyway, was it? It had a pretty big moon during the cinematic meaning the gravity had to be pretty strong, so either the planet was big or very small and dense - either way he would of hit hard. I'm almost 100% he was in orbit though. There is no way, even if he was crashing into our low gravity airless moon, that he wouldn't of been obliterated by a touchdown.

  • it's alive!

  • The 10 billion dollar man: Shepard.

  • was his body recovered from the plant or could it have stayed in orbit?

    P.S. i never read any of the comics/books

  • I love you guys dicussing the "what exactly happened to Sherpard's body on re-entry and how much was _actually_ left for the Project" question in the comments. That question has been driving me nuts; glad I'm not the only one.

  • Harbinger clicked on the dislike button

  • This was by far the best game I have ever played in my life! Thank you BioWare for making the best RPGs of all time!! KOTOR=EPIC DA:O=EPIC DA2=EPIC Mass Effect 1-2= MEGA EPIC!

  • I'm a huge DC Universe nerd and I love Mass Effect 2! It's my favorite game of all time. I just wanted to say that when I played ME 2 for the first time and saw the death of Shepard, and then the rebirth I got the same chills when Barry Allen (The Flash) died and then was reborn (only it was some 20 years later lol). Shepard has a very Barry Allen feel. If you don't believe me, pick up The Flash: Rebirth! Mass Effect 3 is taking forever!

  • @theQuestion626 Well, if nothing else, that would explain the Vanguard charge :)

  • @Jlf2916 that's a fair point! I hadn't really thought of that.

  • He was only mostly dead.

  • @DarthCannabis Mostly dead? he was a dribble of bits and bobs and you call that mosly dead? :P

  • @jonu67 I don't remember seeing any "dribbles of bits and bobs." You sure you played the same ME2 that I played?

  • @DarthCannabis They don't show it but its stated a few times the true extent of the damage.

    And how much was truly left of him. And besides? he fell from space and burned up in the atmosphere

    There wouldn't have been much left to work with which is why I stated "Bits and bobs"

  • @jonu67 A one-off line from the station's security chief regarding the state of Shepard's body is hardly compelling evidence. Keep in the mind: in the same conversation, Jacob says he's no scientist. On burning up: Why then, were there no scorch marks on the N7 armor? On the impact: who knows, perhaps the suit's kinetic barriers were still up and mitigated some of the damage.

    Honestly, I really would have preferred more exposition on just how bad Shepard's body was damaged.

  • @DarthCannabis The suits kinetic barriers wouldn't have stood up against heat of that magnitude. And to answer the question of the suit not being damaged. Well if the game was real it would have been completely destroyed but for what I assume was blind nostalgia they placed the suit in. Or? they could have created a new suit because they needed to update the technology inside the suit. It has been two years since he was resurected you know. :3

  • @jonu67 Would kinetic barriers even respond to re-entry heating? It's stated in the Codex that they do not protect against temperature extremes, but I'm not sure if that would apply to frictional heating (high-speed collisions with atmosphere molecules), which is what happens during re-entry.

  • @DarthCannabis The kinetic barriers would have responded but they would have lasted a few seconds since the shields were designed to stop anything traveling at a high speed as such the heat. Like tail's loyalty mission where the sun could easily fry the barrier but thats only speculation. The suit would have also protected shepard from some of the heat because the suits could be sealed to stop some of the effects. But the suit was damaged I don't see how it would have protected him for long.

  • @jonu67 Well, the way I understood Haestrom was that it didn't affect the kinetic barrier directly, but affected the electronics that control the kinetic barrier. Keep in mind that EM radiation (i.e. light) does not get stopped by kinetic barriers. Also, Kal'Reegar said something about how his rocket launcher's electronics haven't been fried yet, so I'm convinced that the radiation does something to the electronics.

  • @DarthCannabis So really the kinetic barriers would have protected him like I said. But also like I said not for long. Besides at the speeds he was going once he made it through the atmosphere it would have ripped him to shreads and I bet hitting the ground at that speed didn't help matters. I do agree that Haestrom was a completely different matter but the heat from re-entery would have acted mostly the same as the radiation on Haestrom because kinetic barriers don't protect against temp or rad

  • @jonu67 Wait, I thought Shepard never actually entered the planets atmosphere. He remained in orbit (since he was still being carried at the Normandy's orbital velocity with nothing to decelerate him). The only reason his body survived was because it wasn't decomposed since it was frozen in space. That is what I've always assumed anyway.

  • @XtremeGoose Well I stand corrected. Thanks for the information, me being the Mass Effect nerd I am.

  • @jonu67: Shepard has a lot less mass than do most meteorites, and he was moving at a much lower speed through the atmosphere (he started at rest over the planet, and then fell into it, rather than plowing into it at several kilometers per second the way celestial bodies often do).

  • "You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!"

    - Bob Morton

  • This is very reminiscent of the new batman theme in the harmony.

  • "Many of those that sleep in the dust of the earth, shall awake: some unto life everlasting, and others unto reproach, to see it always."

    -the Bible

  • I will never forget when I first played the game...

    Shepard's space suit is punctured...

    gasping for air....

    zoom out to planet...

    that single piano note...

    WHO ELSE JUST TOOK A SHIT?

  • @GrangerSparkles1: I did, and it was big one.

  • @valhar2000 The Elusive Man could not rebuild my toilet.

  • @GrangerSparkles1

    i literally couldnt move for a good twenty minutes

  • @GrangerSparkles1 i hope your buyin me a new pair of underwear, dick!! thanks to you i keep shittin my pants!!

  • Shepard is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ!

  • I do agree with the first point though, it's weird how people take the "coming back to life" thing for granted.

  • I heard in Mass Effect 3 Shepard dies again and they make him a full on robot with a chip containing his memories and personality. When ever you die there's a cutscene of a new robo-Shepard coming off the assembly line.

    C:\>Punchreporter.exe

  • @69Bluntsmoka420 Wrong lol

  • @69Bluntsmoka420 cue terminator music

  • I still don't get one thing. Even given the races technology, even given the PROTEANs tech and abilities, if this really was what this really was, science bringing someone back from the dead (never minding the healing alone he had to undergo first), then this stands as the single greatest act of recorded medicinal history.

    Yet post 20 minutes into the game, it's mentioned...maybe 3 times.

    WTF? A replicative, effective procedure for biological-reanimation? And the Galaxy takes it in stride!?

  • @HotaruZoku The Illusive Man. Hates. Aliens. Also it was expensive as fuck and only shepard was worth the cost cause....seriously He did save the damned galaxy.

  • @speeddemon123 Of course he does, but my point has nothing to do with anyone but humanity. Hell my point could only deal with Cerberus if you desired to make it that small-scale. Yes, expensive as all hell, BUT they were INVENTING the procedure as they went. From now on there are no wasted dead ends, no cost overruns, not even any DOUBTS.

    If nothing else, why isn't the guy deploying it for Cerberus operatives? Even JUST the ones on the Normandy mission.

  • @HotaruZoku Well how long did it take to bring shepard back? Would it be worth the cost and time to do it? I mean recovery risks alone might not be worth it.

  • @speeddemon123 I could see holding it that in reserve for fear it leaking out. Unless every race has their own version of the Illusive Man, humanity is sitting on an abillity they could drive -any- bargin for, so long as no one else replicates it.

    Really it comes down to how dead pan it is. 15 minutes in, your brought back to life after a 2 year coma with the skin tone of charcoal, and then by the mid point of the game people are already busting jokes about it, like it's Tylenol or something.

  • @HotaruZoku If I recall, it took two years and 4 BILLION credits.

    It's true that TIM could probably drive any bargain for it- however, who would buy it from him? Cerberus is a pro-human organisation (though TIM does sleep with with asari, as revealed in LotSB) so it's unlikely any alien governments will negotiate with them, and they're a terrorist organisation that the Alliance is pretty much at war with. That doesn't leave a lot of buyers with that kind of cash.

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  • @HotaruZoku the illusive man didn't want it getting out that shepard was back until he needed to do it to lure the reapers he didn't want the council or the alliance getting in the way

  • Chuck norris is nothin' compared to shepard

  • The music to this game is just outstanding!

  • Commander Shepard has been recovered.

    The Lazarus Project will proceed as planned.

  • Funny how resurrection is treated like a medical procedure.

  • Ramirez! Destroy the Collector base !

  • Shepard we must destroy the collector base!

    I know but... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS HUMAN FORM... oh shit!

  • Alright, finally, Mass Effect 2! Let's start out kicking geth ass!

    *Shepard dies*

    Excuse me while I go cry in the corner....

    That was literally my first reaction to playing this game. Seeing that person you created, that other you die, it kind of tore my soul in half.

  • @Evilguy951 i agree

  • 1 collector disliked this

  • @Misame5 if the collector sees this shotgun in my hand, it's aimed point blank at it's head. nough said.

  • There has to be a remix of the first 15 seconds that extends it!!! The whole thing needs to be longer its so awesome.

  • 0:03 - 0:08 sounds like the first bit of the Halo theme tune xD.

  • @CiaranTheHedgehog I'd have said Assassin's Creed II personally, but each to his own.

  • Sheperd: Where is your god now Jesus?

    Jesus: ...... damn

  • the start is just EPIC

    the rest is epic too,

    but not EPIC

    and don't tell me about logic

  • "Commander Shepard has been recovered. Can someone bring me a scoop?"

  • 1 dislike? No doubt thats Harbinger.

  • @ManyRegretsz We have dismissed that claim.

  • @ManyRegretsz

    2 dislikes? Assuming control of this vessel. Direct intervention is necessary.

  • @ManyRegretsz who's the second one?

  • @TheSPARTANJ13

    Mabye Lazarus himself, complaining that bioware broke biblical cobyright. You never know.

  • @ManyRegretsz that pesky motherfucker... if you read the ME3 game informer article you read about a reaper getting eaten by a thresher maw... let us reserve that fate fr him.

  • @Reaverhobbies whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. you cant just say somethin like that and leave people hangin, whats the scoop on a reaper gettin eatin by a thresher maw???

  • @mutater8 Track down the game informer issue I speak of... its the only fuckin one to ever have shepard on the front cover... its their huge ME3 article, find it.

  • @ManyRegretsz Crap, he cloned himself!

  • Commander Shepard has been recovered. The Lazarus Project will proceed as planned.

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm the second coming bitches!!

  • Now available: immortality. Only the rich need apply.

  • Can't understand why everyone thought Shepard would die.

    Didn't you all saw the pre-release material ( trailers etc ) ?

  • @RedaktionUploader but in one ending of me2 (the renegade one) shepard DOES die.

  • Off course, but i meant just the intro^^

  • I wonder if this is how Dick Cheney and Robert Byrd are still alive?

  • @EchoBoomer1987 hahahha funny

  • Shepard died. I- I almost cried. In the first 5 mins of the game. And then I knew what was going on and I thought, "Well, nothing can keep a good man down." :D

  • @Deuling1 When she fell out of the ship, I was like "oh... well, someone will save her, or maybe the suit can protect her!" and she kept falling... "Nah... I bet a ship will swoop in and rescue her anytime now!" Then the sad music started playing and she kept falling "... O.o No more Shep? O_O"

  • @princessoftatooine2 i had some what the same reaction, but instead of O.o i was more like "WHAT THE FUUUUUU---"

  • The Lazarus Project: Making nature humanity's bitch. Again.

  • best game ever i ve played it 5 times and its better than ever

  • Anyone know the name or where to find the music that plays right after this one when you choose your face/class/background etc.

  • @TheNullNumber 5 months late, but it's called "Facial Reconstruction", released on the Atmospheric OST.

  • Man, the first time I played this game, the feelings.... beautiful song for a beautiful game.

  • "Commander Shepard has been recovered.

    "The Lazarus Project will proceed as planned."

  • "We can rebuild him.We have the technology. "

  • @HUNAdamus94 But we don't want to spend alot of money. (In walks Garrus (Post gunship missile to face))

  • @HUNAdamus94 doo doo doo doo Inspector Shepard! :D

  • but i dont want to spend a lot of money.

  • Commander Shepard has been recovered.

    The Lazarus Project will continue as ordered.

  • Be ready to reconstruct Shepard as the surgeon of yourself!

  • @nitro836

    That's Mass Effect Wii, silly.

  • We can rebuild him; we have the technology. We can make him stronger, faster, more bad-ass than he ever was.

    ~ Trusseck

  • Than "she" ever was.

    Jennifer Hale as Female Shepard FTW.

  • What if the Collectors had completely vaporized Shepard's body?

    Then how would they bring him back?

  • they (collectors/Reapers) didn't want to incinerate him, they wanted his body to make him into what saren was and Harbringer sees humans as superior. read mass effect: Redemption.

  • @NotMarkSJ they'd probably find a few sperm-cells in shepards undestructable balls and make 3 clones ... they'll call them ; "solid shepard", "liquid shepard" and "solidus shepard" .... no wait, i swear that sounds familiar somehow ...ಠ_ʘ

    (if you took a female shepard your're srewed, obviously) xDDD

  • You don't fuck with shepard..hes the chuck norris of the mass effect universe

  • How The FUCK did they rebuild him?They said he wasnt a clone.What the FUCK did they do to revive him from a pile of meat...

  • it's mass effect the commen question isn't how they rebuild shepard its more like who built the reapers

  • @LTGeraldo didnt the protheans built the reapers right before they got raped horribly by them ? (kinda reminds me of the quarian-geth story - if i am correct, that is ^^)

  • @Vecun wrong, the reapers built the citidel and then the protheans used the tech then a few thousand years later the reapers came and raped them then went away and thats how mass effect started the quarians built the geth as their slaves then they became smart, bassicly for the quarian-geth story it's terminator except noe govanator