Janet's Whizbang Chicken Plucker In Action!

[jennalucille1]

This is great! I was wondering how much it cost to build?

[boerin007]

gemak dient de mens!

[bryco32]

"What's, I say ..Whats going on here...someone turn this cotten picken thing off now ya hear"

[scaryboi3]

poor chicken

[aksekili]

yeah but will it blend?

[foofkills]

I laughed so fucking hard at this.

Doesn't matter, going to hell anyway.

[jsb400]

That is the dumbest invention ever....

[cweld007]

@jsb400

I take it you enjoy eating chicken with the feathers on?

That is the dumbest comment ever....

[Cietru]

did it died?

[internetzwemmer]

I thought women loved animals, guess I was wrong

[purpleravenstar]

@internetzwemmer Don't forget where always the knives are.

[MrSurface94]

.. but does it blend?

[gerudodragon1]

wow this thing works pretty damn good

[paulpellicci]

...does that hurt?

[gerudodragon1]

@paulpellicci it's dead.

[moussadastgheib1]

@paulpellicci Your really stupid

[paulpellicci]

@moussadastgheib1 lighten up, no sense of humor?

[nothGhost]

IT'S OKAY I WASN'T GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY

[920exile]

that thing but beat the crap out of the chicken, the meat is like all beat up!! doing it by hand is the best way.

[tovabelle]

the bones are still soft at this point so breakage is usually minimal if at all

[sandrajeanification]

Do any of the bones break?

[nigeminiski]

The louder you scream the faster we go :)

[raouf1945]

xdddddddddd the chicken!!!!

[1994mrBrownie]

yuck cunt xD



[handful4us2]

does it work on cats

[handful4us2]

does it work on cats lol

[handful4us2]

that is hilarious

[prophet60091]

you can hear the chicken is sobbing right after the plucker is turned off

[sam9991ne]

breakdancing chicken

[davetileguy]

Was the chicken ok?

[jwandhistools]

What would Gordon Ramsay think of this?

[MRWhiteFolksCakes]

Well... it's tender. lol

[mattfinnerty]

i laughed a lot

[yvonneost12]

Cool , works well.

[MrBandogs]

I'de chuck em in alive

[Ajay301199]

@MrBandogs thatz just sick!

[3zFink5]

I want one! It takes me and the kids way to long to hand pluck after scalding in hot water!

[esnap]

@3zFink5 That does it. I'm building one. I have just the motor for this. Are those neoprene cord strain relief grommets?

[Spook7d]

@esnap Do you mean the black rubber pieces? If so... no. They are called plucking fingers. They can be purchased many places. And in different sizes. Check out cconly.com.

[0negative82]

Are there any problems with heavy bone breakage and rupturing of internal organs? That would certainly ruin a good chicken.

[ariesseeks]

Hell, thats more fun than "waterboarding".

[GenericOverusedName]

Its not bruising, it's tenderizing!

[LandiMane]

so this doesn't hurt the meat at all?

[fructmals]

awesome, I love chicken!

[jadecatgreen]

*clunk, clunk, cluck* *ding* Chicken's done!

[jadecatgreen]

I think this thing needs a lid. LOL

[Trevnyah]

yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. aw he dead

[TrueBlacha]

OMG, did he die?

[shanondor]

doesnt that bruise the meat

[BrokenRRT]

Long ride for one quarter!



[7eyedviper]

DAmn Janet that was awesome I thought it would f the meat up but it looks intact

[murkislaver]

LoL. Think if the chickens did that to us...

[rawimpact]

what happens if you leave the machine on over night? Will the bird die? I'm thinking of build one to massage my birds, i read somewhere they're stressed by the way they're acting.

[kokonutbaby1]

LOL looked like a bad sequel to the cartoon movie Chicken Run..hahaha..that was soo bad on soo many levels. Im sure glad man does not have a predator as bad as we are...(imagining humans thrown in some gadget for processing) ..shudders. =)

[paisteboy]

That didn't look very fun for the chicken. lol. He is totally plucked and every bone is broke in two places. Add a burner underneath and just make chicken soup. Great vid.

[DavidBylsma]

Well the humane thing would be to kill the chicken first....however this chicken seemed to be having a good time.

[kokonutbaby1]

@DavidBylsma lolol

[homies953]

@DavidBylsma it was already dead though.

[DavidBylsma]

@homies953 oh it was...???? opps....sorry.....lol.......we­ll....would this work on a human having a bad hair day?

[homies953]

@DavidBylsma don't know...LETS TRY IT!

[IVOIPSG]

LMAO Was that darn thing still alive ? LOL

[moroporotoro]

isnt it much faster by hand? looks just messy.

[respectbluder]

i bet u had to pick out alot of broken bones in your meat

[mcclefsky]

How do you kill the birds so as to keep the head intact?

[Storyhaven]

@mcclefsky - they are in a cone and jugular is cut = quick bleed out, no flopping about the ground

[LibertyTreeBud]

I could not have imagined that. It works very well.

[Tomta20012]

i thought hell might exist some where on another planet, but I am horrified to learn that it exists right here in animal processing plants and in back yards like this

[1jimmarch]

It's pure poultry in motion! Mom had one of those. Until somebody called her a "motherplucker"...

[prophet60091]

peta come after me if you want, but this I laughed my pants how chicken's head was moving around

[rakerman102]

how do you get the feathers out of the plucker

[athena87l]

@rakerman102 you rinse it out with a garden hose. there is a gap between the wall & the bottom where the feathers go down onto the ground or whatever you have sitting under it.

[dashizzle1985]

wow thats a great idea and it works really good!

that is way better than doing it by hand!

[kavajoustasa]

can you throw live chicken in that.please!!!!!!!!!

[deeisneat]

Is it dead?

[pgill61]

@deeisneat if it wasn't it is now lol

[athena87l]

@deeisneat of course it is! besides, you can see when she's holding it before she puts it in that it's dead. most farmers I know would never be deliberately cruel to an eating chicken.

[deeisneat]

@athena87l kidding, of course it's dead. that's a movie line from boondock saints.

[athena87l]

@deeisneat I feel like an idiot. I love movie quotes and BDS is one of THEE best movies and I didn't even catch that. sorry :)

[Dustybuds88]

OMG this is now officially the GNARLIEST thing I have ever seen lol, omg

[weldermatt07]

them white leghorns are pretty boney huh? Nice build tho, i am building one soon, borrowing one right now, looks like maybe u did not get the temperature right on the scald because it took took to long to pluck, gotta love homegrown chicken tho, u know what its been fed, how healthy it was, and the environment it lived in, all good!

[LHUPA]

Cool and crisp work! Forgive my ignorance!... a chicken plucker... what is this?

[drinny18]

anybody ordered boneless chicken??

[phoenixeye88]

Today's special, every bone broken chicken.

[peng17]

i want to see what would happen if you put a live chicken in there. lol!

[roctjardes]

and already tgenderised too

[lmaballa]

that lady is trash .. nasty dyke

[MrMarcusx9]

Are you finding it to be geared a tad high? I would be concerned with skin ripping off, and breakage of bones. Has this been an issue for you?

[SJRANCH2]

Janet, very Nice plucker you made, I made one too but just a little different, I used rubber air hose for the plucking fingers, also made a video of it in use !

[InventorSolidworks]

I want to see this with a human head so bad. Truly. Any volunteers?

[prophet60091]

@InventorSolidworks give it a shot buddy

[SydneyMarinie]

Looks like they were making, chicken soup(:

[ddnguyen278]

Obviously when they panned up, they threw in a pre-plucked chicken.. FAKE! jk :) It looks like it works well.. 

[qvindtar]

that's no way to treat food :(

[cwt32286]

thats plucking great

[DammitDrag]

Okie dokie pokey , rides over.

[locoken]

Ingenious!  Thanks for sharing!

[floridaman2000]

that show iz zome party goin on up in there are yall doin da stank a leg? lol

[barbxcore]

super.

[MillyVanillification]

You should not beat dead meat. But the issue here is not if the quality of the meat. Its the plucking :) Thats why americans are in debt constantly and getting fat. They pay for machinery to do their jobs. In 3 minutes I do the plucking. 0,- $ cost and muscle training for free.

[zerokewl80]

@MillyVanillification Americans are fat because they dont pluck chickens?? Thats absurd!

[AngryLlamaz]

did it died

[MegumiFF7]

killing chicken is very natural to make food :P

[loupremo]

for god sakes lady! what did that chicken do to you to deserve this!!! did you save me a thigh?

[rglowack1]

She left it in there for about 10X too long.

[deanhamilton]

Looks like a meat bruiser to me.

[YaniqueMarsh]

athis machine was invented in jamaica by a mr mullings and because it is a third world country and the broadcast it on the news everyone stole his idea....it is sad how people cant get a break if they are from a poor country!!!!!

[StephaneGrappelli]

Great device!!!

[Tsumai]

seriously, wtf oo

never imagined what a cruel fate my chicken nuggets had :D

anyways how does this work? thers just some black bars sticking in. why would they rip off feathers?

[realcreature]

we should put some congresspeople in that thing

[jimmythekiddd]

that works really good, i bet it tenderizes the meat good too

[smkorby]

Is it also a meat tenderizer? Why does it still have a head?

[utp216]

@smkorby

A lot less blood and mess with the head still on? That's what I think.

[forkmonkey]

You know Wile E. Coyote is trying to buy one from ACME right now.

[mischaos212]

Km/h stop that !

[calixa]

poor chicken, i hope he'll be alright.

[lakesidewelder]

i want one, make that two.

[jerrybil072714]

how about their bones? CRUSHED?

[reptilehunter7]

how do you make that? i want one

[HEEEEEEEEHAA]

how long be4 the rubber fingeers need replacing

[chubs6579]

Was anyone else laughing hysterically? Or am I just sick and twisted?

[roylwchez]

@chubs6579 both

[matrix49A]

@chubs6579 It was funny

[TheBlackScarecrow]

LMAO....FRICKIN HILARIOUS...

[mofokraut]

shit this is compleet torter for the chiken, compleet torter. how wuld you like it if you was in that masheen?

[TheBlackScarecrow]

@mofokraut "complete, torture, chicken, complete, torture. would, machine"...the correct spelling...in that order

[184186]

@TheBlackScarecrow .. the post by mofokraut is online humour

[TheBlackScarecrow]

@184186 ahh...did not know that...then i apologize....lol

[hsuanstr]

@mofokraut you sir are an idiot.

[nsobieck]

LMFAO

[TekooENS]

esa gallina todabya estaba viva XD

[mobilescooter]

makes too much noise for my liking the one we have is silent

[grimyworld]

oh my god o.o

[MikeMagnum45]

oh my god . janet is a monster!

[chuckeieio]

Would that not smash a lot of guts into the meat and break bones? Neat idea though. We do ours by hand.

[stsknight321]

i only see one problem with it gutten it cause theyre has to be some broken bones in that thing

[KB3GZW]

Jesus christ, how long are you going to let the same chicken get spun for? It could have run half the time.

[paoorozco97]

@KB3GZW ammm... its already dead

[infracaca]

why don't you put your head inside if this is so cool?

torturing birds is the beggining, it leads to more ominous conducts eventually.

this is the inquisition bucket of hate

[MegaDanbo]

@infracaca lol torture? ITS DEAD!

[paoorozco97]

@infracaca ammmm... its already dead sooo it doesnt feel a thing!!!!

[kampuskop]

Awesome!

[spindlegrinder]

Can you teach me how to build one please we are starting a coop.

[DodgeTrucks1500]

@spindlegrinder Why not pick the feathers off by hand thats what we do

[Dolphinmomma1]

that is mean poor chicken

[chopinbloc]

@Dolphinmomma1

You are retarded. Please go play in traffic.

[kingcrimson234]

awesome! thats bad ass!

[FatmanDippin]

thats one hell of a amuzement park ride haha

[stylezp23]

sick

[FeeldaWorld]

one chicken for me please.. also please check my vids.. have a good day

[banjocam]

awsome - does it break all the bones ?

[mikestuemky]

Plucker and tenderizer, all in one!

[seminolePP]

Got my vote for Nobel science award.

[nasanction]

That's just plucking amazing!

[TroyOi]

I used to go to Chinatown in Boston to buy fresh-killed chickens. I recall them using 2 machines: One that they dropped the live chicken into. It was like a giant blender with metal blades (but obviously it didn't "blend" the chicken). Then the (now-dead) chicken would be tossed into the second machine. I *guess* both machines plucked the chicken in different ways, somehow. Would anyone have the answer?

[HApophis]

pluck the feather AND tenderize the meat. that thing's awesome!

[Kluender07]

I'm not sure what this is doing.

[danbison]

Also works with cats.....

[MrJKlla777]

@danbison lol wow man lmao

[vietguy808]

looks fuuny

[BobCassidy]

Hmmmm, its a bit beaten. How was the meat?

[Gressauddo]

That is ASTONISHING!! How did it take man (or women) so long to think up a simple invention like this?

[stoltobot]

doesn't look like it would do the meat any good

[DoomMetalDarryl]

Wow, ma, this chicken's REALLY TENDER! :d

[SuperMiamiVice]

works on Gerbil de-furing too.

[lolochuy]

jajajaja is a gore and funny the best

[sergeantsailorman]

Wow! I'm sure glad my barber doesn't have one of those things!

[jaymorpheus01]

After all that I hope the chicken got a cup of coffee. Looks like that'd kinda be painful or something.

[kimberlismith1]

Definitely at the top of my list of things I MUST have.

[asshead2209]

Neet!

[rishisharma17]

happy being a vegetarian !!

[prince7470]

R u so dumb ass...This makes u fun..how would u feel if someone does that to you....dont u have some heart.....u bloody asshole...feel some sympathy for the animals....

[lazaga]

THAT THING REALLY WORKS :o GREAT

[JohnsonGetDown]

all bones broken? :P

[strongtowndaredevils]

Nice video. Just a little advice though. That bird had a full crop. Don't feed them the day your going to slaughter. That gives them a full day to clean their system out.

[xXSoOulerXx]

Looks like so fucking fun!

[prince7470]

@xXSoOulerXx bloody loser...it seems fun...u mutherfucka asshole..

[dagrote]

Wow. Thanks for posting. I'd seen the Wizbang advertised but never saw it in action. Impressive. Does it break bones or bruise the meat? How hard was it to build?

[Appeal79]

3 month old?

[Poster2Man]

Ho fraiere lasa si destule baaaa COCALARA

[Lotum4n]

People say chickens cant fly but as you can see this chicken was flying in this drum pretty good .

[liquidimagebikes]

What RPM motor do you use for this and pulley size?