ohh maaan, i realized that if bear grylls says something tastes like brain, he knows what he is talking about because he probably ate it raw..... uaaaaah, respect :D
@MrTWICETHEPRESHA well it was gay to start with, you said it wrong and this vid bears no relation to Skyrim so why bring it here. Its also 'funny' how you say it was a joke when it was never funny anyway - just thought id tell you this now :)
@thesummersetsin Nothing is wrong with him. Spiders are full of energy, which is somthing you need alot of if you are surviving. If you went out there and went against Bear Grylls, Itd be plain survival of the fittest and you'd die.
@thesummersetsin Nothing is wrong with him. Spiders are full of energy, which is somthing you need alot of if you are surviving. If you went out there and went against Bear Grylls, Itd be plain survival of the fittest and you'd die.
Now if there isn't any spiders laying around and you've already sipped up the last of your piss, the next step is to get on your back, pull you pants down, throw your ass in the air and attempt to arch your shit into your mouth. It's got kind of a, thick liquid texture to it, almost like pudding.
Actually he gives a lot of valuable information which can come handy for survival. You never know where destiny can take you so better learn these things. Tomorrow your plane might crash and you can be the only survivor stuck in a remote area.
i wass likee coveringg my wholee face with myy feet...thts crazyyy..thts over the limitt..wot if tht spider bites...hes crazy crazy crazyyy, i cn understand frying the spider thn eating it but...tht is jus overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the top O:
explaining that they taste like guts and puss and brain isn't very helpful to us bear. But dammit you tried to describe the closest food we'd eat to it!
holy shit i almost had a heart attack cause i thought that that thing was crawling on me, but i was just my pillow tag!!!!
TalkingTomFunniesTV 4 days ago
*UltraFacepalm*
kojke1 5 days ago
i wouldn't wanna be the only person on earth left with bear grylls
he'd probably eat me
thugripper 6 days ago 4
@thugripper Yeah you're right he would eat me....out.
christina8000 1 day ago
i just wonder why he is still a live after eating this shits
IranianJoker 1 week ago
Laard a mercy!
bsladden97 1 week ago
Add your pee in addition to the warm taste. TROLOLOL
xXRoKsTaRXx1 1 week ago
if you listen at the end it's fake. He was eating chicken nuggets.
CoN0R115 2 weeks ago
Damn image him on fear factor...
PiggyOverlord 2 weeks ago 2
@PiggyOverlord he would murder it. theirs nothing on fear factor he would not eat
aaaaaaaaaaaadddd 1 week ago
he has a twin sister name Lil and his real name is Phil. and they used to eat insects when they were young
Kuremos 2 weeks ago
@Kuremos epic reference.
you win the internet
ConnerYonetani 2 weeks ago
gutts...and puss...and brain!
skatemoretom 2 weeks ago
Bear Grylls - Spider : 1-0
furorecryptonico45 3 weeks ago
yay hey ppl look its spider man
MISTERMAN130 3 weeks ago
am i the only one who repetitively shouted NO at my computer screen?
sleepyturtle666 3 weeks ago 2
@sleepyturtle666 no...your not...
EpicCoatGuy 2 weeks ago
@EpicCoatGuy you're*
TheDkMovie 3 days ago
You gotta feel sorry for his wife/girlfriend who has to kiss hiss lips.Ughhh !
TheLifeofBrian123 3 weeks ago
Awwww come on as if u will eat a spider yuk
moody2213 3 weeks ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeew
bleemster1 3 weeks ago
ohh maaan, i realized that if bear grylls says something tastes like brain, he knows what he is talking about because he probably ate it raw..... uaaaaah, respect :D
Flaya12 3 weeks ago
Mother of Celestia.....
WebbyLyricks123 1 month ago
go on the SAS
TheFflynnie 1 month ago
urgh....just tastes of kind of.....guts...and..puss..and...brain.
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
ukbarney1 1 month ago
i wonder what the cameraman eat? is he eat that disgusting thing also?
MrMaranMari 1 month ago
timone and pumpa eat your heart out, if this guy was on fear factor he would kick all of our asses.
Ztallerence 1 month ago
...does the camera need to be so close to your feckin mouth?! e_e
SandSReviews 1 month ago
I used to tell piss jokes, then i took an arrow to the knee
TheMushroomsAreHere 1 month ago
@TheMushroomsAreHere your a fucking retard whos a month out of date - also he says 'in the knee' -.-
MrTWICETHEPRESHA 1 month ago
@MrTWICETHEPRESHA
Oh...Please excuse me.
I was not aware that there was infact a date that these jokes, or social phenomemon occured and finished.
Quick question, why do you care about what I say??
TheMushroomsAreHere 1 month ago
@MrTWICETHEPRESHA well it was gay to start with, you said it wrong and this vid bears no relation to Skyrim so why bring it here. Its also 'funny' how you say it was a joke when it was never funny anyway - just thought id tell you this now :)
MrTWICETHEPRESHA 1 month ago
good
Peterss112 1 month ago
*stares into glass of root bear in horror*
ishouldplayzelda 1 month ago
Slightly worried as to how he knows what pus tastes like BUT WAHEY we already know he loves drinking OTHER bodily fluids...so why not PUS!
TheWuzzy 1 month ago
omg he has good abitite he just eats anything that movesat m
MegaZodman 1 month ago
jesus mary mother of god excuse me while i go throw my lunch up
EmmyIiciouS 1 month ago
somebody give him some food..like if you agree!!!
neefi87 1 month ago
Just wash it down with piss.
ImNotCool69 1 month ago 28
tv presenter: so viewers if u look here you will see a very rare spider
bear grylls eats the spider
tv presenter: WTF!!!
expendablegoat 1 month ago
how to overcome arachnophobia eat them all!!!
gorilla2k11 1 month ago
@gorilla2k11 xDD
NomedWords 1 month ago
why the hell did he eat it?
Beth096 1 month ago
Guts and pus and brain! Guts and pus and brain!
Hightemplarl 1 month ago
Better with sauce
rondcommeunballon 1 month ago
JESUS CHRIST.
MHzLite 1 month ago
there must be something seriously wrong with this guy
thesummersetsin 1 month ago
@thesummersetsin Nothing is wrong with him. Spiders are full of energy, which is somthing you need alot of if you are surviving. If you went out there and went against Bear Grylls, Itd be plain survival of the fittest and you'd die.
FusionReviews 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@thesummersetsin Nothing is wrong with him. Spiders are full of energy, which is somthing you need alot of if you are surviving. If you went out there and went against Bear Grylls, Itd be plain survival of the fittest and you'd die.
FusionReviews 1 month ago
i would be scared shitless of that spider
1337Mrgamer 2 months ago
Beetle: Dont go near him.
Spider: why not he looks rathre frie... shit, is he drinking piss
mrcrushrat 2 months ago
Now if there isn't any spiders laying around and you've already sipped up the last of your piss, the next step is to get on your back, pull you pants down, throw your ass in the air and attempt to arch your shit into your mouth. It's got kind of a, thick liquid texture to it, almost like pudding.
xASYxLUMx 2 months ago
@xASYxLUMx ur from an asylum thats for sure
Russellthecollie 2 months ago
Hmmmmm... i love me some guts and puss and brain.
Joetheguido1011 2 months ago
I'm sooo showing this to my friend.
He has arachnophobia.
And I'm a horrible person.
Blackbudproduction 2 months ago
There's hardcore and then there's tardcore
QuarterMasterGaming 2 months ago
fck that shet.
TheHighPandaBear 2 months ago
Wow
randomgamerfreak1030 2 months ago
bear grylls you grimey son bitch
CodBloodSniper 2 months ago
Actually he gives a lot of valuable information which can come handy for survival. You never know where destiny can take you so better learn these things. Tomorrow your plane might crash and you can be the only survivor stuck in a remote area.
Asemahdi3 2 months ago
NOOOO! I WATCHED a VID A SECOND AGO LITERALLY AND NOW IM WATCHING THIS ONE AND NOW YOUTUBE CHANGED :(((
theedenpapi 2 months ago
Just took an arrow to the knee, better drink my own piss
XSZzPk3R 2 months ago
When he finds a spider back home in his house on the floor, does he chuck it outside or save it for dinner?
drdudemeister 2 months ago
Bear gyrlls: guts and puss and brainss.....oh okay time to eat out your mother!
druglover200 2 months ago
Just Think about the money Grylls.....
Trollz889 2 months ago
i think he would eat an xbox if he had to...
SexualToasTi 2 months ago 26
he knows that "guts and puss and brain" taste lie....? hmmmm....
alecbaker13 2 months ago
i wass likee coveringg my wholee face with myy feet...thts crazyyy..thts over the limitt..wot if tht spider bites...hes crazy crazy crazyyy, i cn understand frying the spider thn eating it but...tht is jus overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the top O:
TristanNinjaBoy121 2 months ago
Ooohh yum.
ironaaron1 3 months ago
save the animals, don't let Grylls do his shows.
Duy22 3 months ago
@Duy22 hah fag! dude he will do his shows! its called survival! go take ur gayass comment to the hunters with guns and not here
TacticalGamesReviews 2 months ago
Guts, puss, and brain FUCK Pussy, Money, Weed xD
KixKat360 3 months ago
i thought he was gonna squeeze the piss outta it
gummibears211 3 months ago
how on earth do you have the guts to do what you do Bear Grylls...it amazes me O.O'
hannahlove318 3 months ago
Bear Grylls(eats a crusifix spider.) Camera man( eats a Western Baconcheese Burger from Carls JR)
Fr33styl3210 3 months ago
Hes kidding..right?
GliitterBebe 3 months ago
povero ragnetto
masterchriex 3 months ago
I just found spider, it's not poisonous... *munch*munch* Oh shit! It was poisonous!
AlexBlack1999 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i hate it every time he says its edible, 0:38
liamread316 3 months ago
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liamread316 3 months ago
I'd like to see him eat a live australian Funnel Web Spiders,if they bite you they can kill you in 15 minutes
clubpenguin475 3 months ago
why isnt there a top rated piss joke?!?! come one people!!
rotwfighter 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and the only thing i can do is to drink my own pee
loljosh90 3 months ago
I just found a spider... better drink my own piss.
guildwarsnerd123 3 months ago 91
@guildwarsnerd123 shut the fuck up everyone use's the piss jokes too much,what? cant think of your own?
MrFilly123 2 months ago
@MrFilly123 Bear Grylls's youtube account.
Hanz63384 2 months ago
@Hanz63384 what are u talking about?
MrFilly123 2 months ago
@guildwarsnerd123 The joke is years old.
shane1637 1 month ago
WTF!!!
wtfpwnage59 3 months ago
WTF this man is disgusting !
appleonthelove 3 months ago
edible shmedible everthings edible to bear
1lsurox 4 months ago 37
better drink my own piss !
lauwyfilthy 4 months ago
behind the musssssssgo!
warkaosfinal 4 months ago
explaining that they taste like guts and puss and brain isn't very helpful to us bear. But dammit you tried to describe the closest food we'd eat to it!
espokid123 4 months ago
I would rather die.
germanleadership 4 months ago
i die lol
sammylife12 4 months ago
` "Bear Grylls EATS ALIVE SPIDER" grammar is terrible
iEskabar 4 months ago
Pus, guts,brain? no shit
moneyparade 5 months ago
He's a real man.
ShankableMedia 5 months ago
Pus, guts and brain?? Luvlee :D
polnatista2410 5 months ago
The investors to this show must be thinking, "I can't believe this is still airing"
plasmathunderdx 5 months ago
nn lo vedo tnt convinto!
sudNAPOLIsud 5 months ago
visto ieri stavo per vomitare cristo dio
F12rarrow 6 months ago
ma quello se gli metti una bella tarantola lui gnammmm
SEBA7820 8 months ago
madonna pure i ragni si mangia che schifo!!!!!
MrFlow64 8 months ago
ma ke skifooooo!!!!!!!!
joel942211 11 months ago