Famous Last Words

[purpleprincess911]

Dumbledore's last words were: "Severus...Please."

[sillygirl711]

my grandfathers last words to me were "i love you" but he mouthed it cuz he couldnt speak..

[ultamatefrogmaster]

Einstein's last words weren't recorded because his nurse didn't speak German.

[zwirlo]

John's last word "Hank, I'll see you on monday... in heaven"

[Evan42881]

I'm going to say "I always hated my wi-"

[xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx]

Geronimo!!!!!!!!!

[Jabatemanjr]

My grandfather's last words were "Close the god damned door, my life insurance is still gonna pay for the heat" and then slipped into a coma before dying. Rest In Awesome Pop-pop

[TheBehemothShogun]

my last words are going to be either: "i buried the diamonds in the..." or "i knew i should have forwarded that message to my friends..."

[GingerGeniuses13]

ned kelly, incorrect. he actually said "such is life" i was there. of course, this iconic phrase is now plastered across the abdomen of a certain downfallen footballer.

[Unanimous97]

awww, no Karl Marx? i know he sucked as a person but come on, he had great last words.

"Go on, Get out. Last words are for fools that haven't said enough."

[Filifow]

@Unanimous97 How do you know that he sucked as a person?

[Unanimous97]

@Filifow he made communism.

[Filifow]

@Unanimous97 He was a philosopher. In his philosophy communism was supposed to be the final, classless stage of society. That doesn't say anything about his personality. He is not responsible for actions of sociopaths like Stalin or methods that were used to maintain the regime.

[Unanimous97]

@Filifow That's true. either way, he had great last words.

[hunterjacob2]

the make a wish foundation asked me what my last wish was and I said I wanted to live. they said sorry cant do that :(

[mysmilie]

I want my last words to be something confusing, something that doesn't make sense, just to slightly annoy people

[ReniWuzHere]

Fact: Albert Einstein's last words died with him - the nurse at his side didn't speak German.

[commentarator1]

Mine are probably going to be, "Dammit, no! I'm trying to think of something crafty!"

[fuschiaforever4]

"don't let it end like this! tell them I said something!" these will be my last words seeing as I think of the right thing to say 5 hours later.

[KiiRa232]

I would like my last words to be... Oh, people, shut up, you all exactly know you can't choose your last words^^

[CrunchTHEkangaroo]

@KiiRa232 If you commit suicide you can. Sorry.

[KiiRa232]

@CrunchTHEkangaroo not funny, but true^^

[elybubbles]

I would pay someone to update my Facebook status to "chillin with Jesus" and dress up as the Grim Reaper at my funeral.

[2010ChildsPlay]

when i was playing mario, his last words were, "Yip!"

[Conneruuu]

My last words:

"Don't worry, I'm fine guys"

[frostbite205]

"Do you have any last words?"

"...yes"

[eragonarya225]

I want my last words to be, "I have the hacking code to seize control of Facebook. My password to access it is-"

[MsMoonfan4ever]

"I've always wanted to try dying anyway...." Gonna be mine.

[kjth2003]

I would like my last words to be "I hid $100,000,000 in the......"

[kittiekat10105]

I don't think many famous last words can beat those of Giles Corey, a man killed during the Salem Witch Trials. He refused to say yea or nae to whether or not he had practiced witchcraft (either way his children would not inherit his property as it would be given to someone else), and to get an answer out of him they piled rocks on him until he died.

His last words?

"More weight."

[makalya776]

MCR brought me here >.< and juss a fyi becuz ima curious person my last words will most likely be " whats this do? "

[BlahBlahSomethingful]

@makalya776 lol, MCR "Famous Last Words" brought me here.

[makalya776]

@BlahBlahSomethingful :o me to lol

[corkeyguitar69]

Terry Kath " Don't worry its not loaded."

[xXWhosThatXx]

FDR-I have a terrific headache. Lol

[logibear123]

I want my last words to be "The world is not a wish-granting factory."

[HypocriticalNarwhal]

Nero was such a douchebag.

[bluetechnoduck]

I want my last words to confuse everyone: "Yes, can't wait for a long afterlife of purgatiory, I WILL MISS YOU EYEBROWS!!!!

[izzyrowdy]

Your last words are I'm going to hell and I had no life

[SexyPinkLemons]

@izzyrowdy This is coming from a troll? This guy is a best selling author who has received many many awards. He is almost world famous, has a family and has his own freaking army.

You spend your time posting hate comments on people's videos who are obviously so much smarter then you and have accomplished more then you ever will.

Suck. It.

[TheProoMas]

If someone asked me:

Do you have any last words?

- "Yes, just three".

[CrazyHorse493]

"Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way." -Robert Erskine Childers to his firing squad during the Irish Civil War

[bandgeek2061]

We learned about Nero yesterday in my World History class.

[MissiCupcake553]

My last words: Take a bow and applaud, the show is now over.

[ExterminateObliviate]

My last words shall be something that will scare the shit out of my friends (well, the nerd ones) such as "Silence will fall" or "Don't blink, don't even blink, blink and you're dead! They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!"

[KaptainKlancy]

I've always loved Jackson's last words--he was delirious, but eloquent to the last.

[TheRaquelephant]

All I remember of Desmond Tutu's last words were that they were spoken 40 years before his death, having taken a silent vow.

[MegaSuperAwesome1214]

Mine would be, " And tell -ugh- I love him or her or them,"

[DiggrBoi]

Mind shall be "now, there's a million for each of you in the-... "

[NicoTheSecondDoctor]

You forgot "I don't want to go." Oh, wait... *Trollface*

[riceballwithaBOMB]

Question: I just got book from the library called "Famous Last Words" by: John Green. It's a collection of 2,000 famous last words. If it by you: thank you. If not, this is one hell of a coinsidence! :)

[TribesVibesHan]

Spike Milligan: "I told you I was ill"

[WildMossnose]

my great grandma's last words were "So, how do you use the space bar again?"

[JaidaRaayx3]

Harvey Lee Oswald's last words were "There ain't nobody gonna shoot me." Then he was shot by Jack Ruby. He was also killed on my birthday, November 24th.

[MsMoonfan4ever]

Mine: There is a difference between Growing Old and Growing up. I regret nothing about being the former.

[ShadowWolfRising]

Mine might be "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'M COMING ELIZABETH!"

[ashleylovesyouaaron]

my last words " imma man " XD

[Thaschmann]

I think John's last words will be, "Hank, I'll see you on Monday."

[trazac]

@Thaschmann And inevitably it will be Wednesday.

[eladps]

@Thaschmann *friday

...it's always friday.

kbye :D

[nossecroissant]

@Thaschmann Come on, we all know he'll say Friday.

[BleedingOne1]

@Thaschmann

Or "Hank, I'll see you in Heaven."

[LovehammerMedia]

@Thaschmann "Hank, I'll see you in the next life"

[bayace92]

@Thaschmann Or rather, "Hank, I'll see you in Heaven."

[yyflower]

John's last words were almost, 'C'mon, big money, no whamies!'

[Looshkin1]

I hope mine isn't "I can't die now, I haven't conquered the world yet."

[BookandBits]

I'm asking all fellow nerdfighter's to help out another. My name is Devin St.Clare and i have recently started making youtube video's. My videos deal with book reviews and just random things that have been on my mind. I am humbling myself and asking friends and family to help spread my channel because i believe i can make a difference, just like the Greens do for me every video. I'm asking from the bottom of my heart for you guys to click on my name and give me a chance. DFTBA- St. Clare

[im2asian45]

my last words"I wonder if theres a bar up there"

[jrw97]

There's an ad on the side that says "I LOVE YOU, VLOGBROTHERS

[fluffandstuf]

my last words will be: "i dont know, it doesn't look safe..."

[lunalovegoodfan102]

I want my last words to be "TO THE MESOSPHERE!"

[soldier2975]

my last words will be "who won nibru or chuck norris?

[controllerfreak78]

James D. French was given the death sentence and sent to the electric chair.

His last words were "How's this for a headline for tomorrow's paper: "French Fries"

[grouch314]

I want mine to be "To the well prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure"

[asdfqwerzxcv6]

My favourite last words were of my cousin's aunt - who I never knew. She said:

"My goodness, I do feel strange I think I'm about to die"

And then she did. I hope I go in a way other people can find just as funny :)

[Floydian75]

On my tombstone: "Told you I was sick."

[CoolKaty496]

My last words will be: "I left the money in the..."

[Ace4929]

"if your father's last words were 'hey everybody! watch this!,' then you might be a redneck"  -Jeff Foxworthey

[JONNYz1000]

Mine will be "Ctrl! Alt! Delete! Ctrl! Alt! Delete! Damn it! That never works!"

[videoaddict961]

@Trollogy expert great idea  you could also do a staring contest

[TrollogyExpert]

My last words will be "Breath holding competition...GO"

[mman4441]

For my last words, I want to pull a Joker and say, "And here...we...go!" I would also consider "It's the big one."

[UncreativePerson123]

Idk about last words, but on my tombstone I want written: "nothing is written in stone"

[VloggerWill]

I want my last words to be "I am escaping this labyrinth into the Great Perhaps." But truthfully, it'll probably be something more realistic like "You forgot to feed me. Thanks."

By the way, thank you John, for starting my healthy obsession with last words.

[VloggerWill]

@LordLucan375 dude that was awesome

[CDPuffer]

tinyurl(.com)/7vnt83j Last Words: DFTBA

[FlargTheKitty]

Best 240p video on youtube.

[GamersEliteYT]

why is the related videos are horses fucking?

[182akatsuki]

I want my last words to be live long and prosper

[LordLucan375]

My last words will be: "Knock, Knock........"

[YourFeetSmellPotatos]

No one knows what Albert Einstein's last words were. The nurse who was with him didn't speak German.

[tic07096903]

I want the last thing I say to be "WATCH THIS!"

[DigitalSpork]

I want my last words to be "I love you." They wouldn't be intended for anybody in particular; I just want every person in my life to know that I love them.

[WheezyWrimoFighteria]

First vlogbrother video I ever watched.

It was a good first impression.

[averageaccount666]

"last words are for fools who havent said enough" -karl marx

[segould]

Mine would probably be "Well, it's time to go. I hope that I'm not forgetting anything."

[JonPikeReally]

I miss this intro!

[Apparently22]

My last written words will be 'live as if I never existed'

[TheLadyGrasshopper]

At 3:37 I was about to say, no, it's "I smell apples" but then I remembered.....not everything in life is like Warehouse 13.

[Urmotherisfail]

right around 1:12, when he says blood, does he blink????????

[TasosEG]

an Ancient Greek Soldier(Specificly a Spartan) who has killed so many enemies that tried to indulge his country said before he died"In the war,you dont have to die for your country...let your bastard enemy to die for his own!!!!"

[ottopalmerfuog]

my last word would be FUCK!!!!!!!

[Theplanetyonx]

I want my last words to be "There's $100,000 under the..."

[dontshootmydik]

@Theplanetyonx Lol, I was going to say that

[aznjokeralwaysfunny]

@Theplanetyonx make it a million just for shits and giggle

[gabe0083]

I miss the old intro. bring it back

[GenralG7]

He wrote that? it was a good book.

[winglygrog]

this may be a silly question, but who is hank? ps, took me a few videos to realize that I was listening to John Green...life=made

[OrangeConcerto]

@winglygrog Hank is a character in the fictional Land of Oz created by American author L. Frank Baum and illustrator William Wallace Denslow. In his first appearance, Hank reveals that he lacks a brain and desires above all else to have one.

But seriously... Look at their channel page (if you haven't already) and you'll figure it out quickly. I'd hate for you to miss out on the awesome that is the Vlogbrothers.

[sirensong1100]

@winglygrog hank is john green's brother. vlogbrothers is their communal channel.

[stackman1525]

C'est fini (It's over) - Sir Wilfrid Laurier

Holy shit... -Ronald McNair

[Avziee]

Severus Snape : Look...at..me..

[blackcry22]

my last word will be,''If death makes me prosper and forgive me for my wrongdoings, then surely life is nothing more but an illusion''.

[ChOcOwlEts]

@blackcry22 i hope you have time to say all that

[NateDin]

These are ironic as hell!!!

[NateDin]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

But they could sure hit his face.

[AkemixMiyano]

my last words will be "i left everything on a will in my personal computer...have my little sister,the dearest freind i ever had, read it...when everything is said and done. press the delete button so that all my secrets and importan information dies with me. only my family will see it"

[AndThatIsOwnage]

What about Gadaffi, "Don't Shoot"

[DecidedlyAbnormal]

i heard this thinking the kid would be emo and intelligent, I was so wrong. I love Looking for Alaska and I was wonderfully incorrect in my assumptions of the book's premises. Wonderful.

[sanchezvic1998]

My favorite quote "My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country" - Nathan Hale

[stogie0102]

Ned said such is life, not so it goes

[Joker80808]

my last words would be, "Hi im Johnny Knoxville"

[pifoster]

Love it had to watch it twice

[artyfarty1996]

Minutes before death, Stan Laurel told his nurse that he would not mind going skiing at that moment in time. Somewhat taken aback the nurse replied that she was not aware that he was a skier. "I'm not," he replied, "but I'd rather be doing that than this!" A few minutes later then nurse looked in on him to discover that he had died quietly.

My favourite last words scenario, from one of the funniest comedy duo's ever to have existed.

[playfulpear]

I kept waiting for him to say Katherine Howard's (supposed) last words, "I die a queen, but I would have rather died the wife of Culpeper."

[MiracleSoulFlyer]

My last words will be used to tell my my family and friends I love them, and the very last, I'll use to tell the love of my life that I love him. :)

[exfixator]

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dis.."

[cubed1OCBZ]

@exfixator for anyone who doesn't know, it's particularly amusing since his sentence was cut off as he was then shot in the eye. I'd be pissed. Missing an eye, dead and made to look like an idiot

[Pieface890]

my last words will be "unquote"

[SeekerQuill69]

my last words shall be, "The money's in the--"

[MisShowStopper]

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

[lunaluva15]

I wanted johnny from the book the outsiders last words, "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

[ScorpiusAntaresSco]

Supposedly, Karl Marx's last words were, "Get out of here and leave me alone. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough already." I read this one in a book somewhere. It had such great quotes like, "Is that a beard? Or are you eating a muskrat?" and "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I will waste no time reading it." It also brought on this wonderful insight, "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese".

[JoyRay156]

My last words shall be "John Green inspired me to say this."

[sciencebreivik]

my last words will be "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee...."

[adiclm29]

I love watching old vlogbrothers videos because the opening credits are FREAKING AWESOME.

[Msteinebach92]

My last words- "LOOK OUT BELLLLOOOOOOWWW!!".

[THEFRISKYBUISNESS]

Oh my gosh I've watched this a thousand times I love it!

[Ruckanucka22]

Im tired of being the funniest person in the room!...... LOL! so great.

[GeneralOwl]

THOSE WERE NOT ELIZABETH I'S LAST WORDS!!!

[PushkaCom]

I want my last words to be "is this real life?"

or

"Jesus, Son of David, have mercy on me"

[kikiza123]

i want my last words to be:

"i left 10 million dallars in..."

[Haleyissonicelike]

I want my last words to be: "Tell John Green I did my best to increase awesome..."

[Fawriel]

I don't know why I find it so terribly sad for one's last words to be "I can't sleep", but I do. That is terribly, terribly sad.

[BuffySummersWannabe]

Kill me, or else you are a murder.

?

[ACE777R6]

All my posessions for a moment in time...

[TacticusPrime]

Vespasian was being sarcastic. The convention of the day was to deify emperors after they died, so "becoming a god" meant dying.

[sgtfwoods]

Ok I know this sounds dark and all, but I hope we get to know John's last words, because he has probably been working on the perfect last one liner since he wrote Looking For Alaska XD

[IchigoMashimaroChan]

I hope my last words are good o3o...Ill probably just be saying gibberish

[Dookiedolf]

What a CLASSIC Voltaire 1:50 "Repudiate the Devil" - "This doesnt seem a good time to be making enemies" :D . What a comedian XD

[zbeast97]

dude slow down crack is to be savored not used for 1 vid send some to ur fans u dont need it all

[imadinosur]

I love the vlogbrothers, but I am afraid I have to make a confession.

I love this video. Yes for it's content, yes for John and for my love of the vlogbrothers.

But mostly because it has the same title as my favorite song by My Chemical Romance.

[soxxygirl42]

@imadinosur I agree whole-heartedly. Don't you love it when fandoms overlap? Nerdfighteria & MCRmy :D

[AlexB1001]

"So it goes" is easily the best, especially if you've read Slaughterhouse-Five

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

Only one choice for my last words..."BRING IT, REAPER!!!"

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Green walls! How very appropriate.

[PilarGayefy527]

cool sensual girl here just for you baby

[MissLauraC213]

@megaexplosions OMG, that's so true. Haha:)

[Kityfan2]

"Dude I got this! I got this!"

[QuantumDae]

"Watch this!!"

[BellaSolveig]

If my last words (or rather, last initialism) are "DFTBA" I expect to be mentioned in a Vlogbrothers video.

[Qazic12]

My last words shall be, "I have always been a curious man. Now I get to see what happens when you die. This is the ultimate satisfaction."

[EmmaAdams1]

I expect my last words to be "Ooooooo, what does THIS button do?

[epicfailfailure]

Bet you twenty bucks I can flip off that building- Me

[epicfailfailure]

WHO FUCKING FARTED!?- Nick Swardson

[nofunwithoutme]

"Look what I can do!"

[claressadubs]

John, one to add to your list.

Steve Jobs, looking past his family at something only he could see: "Oh wow."

[misslady21454]

Tab! Tab!

[456puff]

I want my last words to be " Dying? That's the last thing I'll do! "

[danietkissenle]

Hold my beer and watch this

What could go wrong