HOW TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKE THEM?!!?!

[DouchebagCris8]

Heartless BITCH!

[holtsutube]

Empty cup

[livfoster33]

Do a show on ADHD

[livfoster33]

Nothing in the cup

[mandyroxurworld]

when i was really ikkle (about 5ish), before you even know what love is really, I wrote this anonymous valentines card to this boy in my class. The teacher helped me make it and I asked her not to tell anyone it was from me. She then went and gave the card to the boy, like I asked, and told him it was from me. Everyone laughed and I was humiliated. I then stole the teachers favourite pen and chucked it in the river. See Danny, your not the only one who got humiliated due to a heartless bitch.^.^

[FayeSkipper]

Press 2, 3, and 8.

xD

[aquastar66]

Sexy Cup ;D

[XRainbowSpiderzX]

DANNAHY! Do the warhead challenge!

[Leishlerchikk15]

I still dont know how u do it, but for sum reason that cup makes me want to keep watching your videos... Lawlsz!

[Makashi11]

Still waiting for that day to happen lmfao

[VampiressAleera]

DANNY!! i dare you to do a video of you doing the cinnamon challenge!!

[AnG3rFiS7]

@VampiressAleera he already did that :D

[pyroslayer83]

he has problems.... funny at the very end tho

[TheSheepRule]

keep pressing two :)

[amythelonew]

you r sofunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMozzers]

Caroline shud die!!!!

[katieisjustagirl]

Burn ze Caroline!!!

[hedgehoglove24]

press 3! 

[yellowwings86]

My gad this made me laugh so much!!!!!!!!!

[TheMegastefan13]

roses are red violets are blue fuck you

[TheAlfredshin]

Press 3 then wait a sec then press 1 wait a sec then press 2...

[MrLollygaging]

press 2 over and over for demonic possession.

press 3 for spaz out.

press 8 cuz dem bitches.

[DylanTroy898]

0:47 :D:D:D:D:D:D

[Neweraofmagic]

show her boobs? wtf man not going that far. my gf wouldnt do that unless you know were doin it

[TheDarknothing]

what was her last name?? i think i know her

[bXANDERb]

This is like the origin story of how Danny became... unhinged...

[DomMorris100]

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Either way I'm gonna fuck you.

[colleen551]

I Love you!! :) You made my day!!

[eva0the0morpher]

I love your videos this one made me fall on the floor laughing!

[Blooperishdude]

He used his famous eclipse cup... :)

[TheExtremeTES]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I don't know to rhyme

So let's go to bed...

[nataleerose1]

Omg! I love you Danny! But please do a video about long distance relationships!

P.S.  Your freaking hilarious! :) -3

[BLASTSTUDIOS101]

press 3 then  8

[aron11195]

press 3 so many time....aaahhhaaa!!!!

[TheLolhappens]

OMG THAT HAPPEND TO ME i was in year 4 n i liked this guy n i wrote a letter and ended up crying the whole day

[UterivacOnlineDugova]

I have an easy solution for boys.

Just play a song from some boyband.

If that doesn't work get a six pack and punch a dude in the face.

[fokamafoka]

@UterivacOnlineDugova xD exacto



[TitanbrolyGilneas]

@UterivacOnlineDugova or be the person you want to be and find the hot chick that likes you for who you are. that might just work to.. lol

[xxxfancygalxxx]

When he was drinking out of the cup... i was waiting for him to say HEHE Nothing in the cup , how was that for acting xD

[GTMaxy94]

thats why youre so messed up

[thatoneguy12391]

i have a dick

that you like to lick

it's like a thick stick

10 times as strong

now come over here

and take off that thong

[sexychick4072]

@thatoneguy12391 that is cute

[XblackswanXx]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ive got a gun

Get in the van

[Mightymuppet100]

Last time i checked...violets are blue?

[YOUNGDON72]

ROSES ARE RED errrrrrrr JUST SUCK MY DICK BITCH !!!

[ocrapthefuzz]

roses are red violets are blue none of these poems make sense

penis

[bendervav]

ok so I flashed the girl I like ... I dnt think I have a chance anymore

[unicorn07able]

roses are red violets are blue now get back here i wanna **** you!!!

[shereelurvesyou]

I maka your face

With my FISTS <3

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

awwww fuck caroline... 4 danny if shes hot literally or she can die in a hole 4 all i care

[xxIrisQueenxx]

DUDE. Did anybody else notice that twilight cup he was drinking out of? XD

[DanaDayz]

@xxIrisQueenxx NO. I DIDN'T NOTICE.

[Music3Rocks]

That's soooooo sweet and sad!!!!!:( I wld kill for a guy to write me a poem!!!

[creepr07172011]

because this guy is freaken awesome at accents :D

[TheRyverL]

i would have done what he did but as a back up on the back draw a dick and say Just Kidding your really a whore and if she found the poem funny then just be like "turn it around and keep reading"

[TheWafertastic]

aww that what so sad! :( what a bitch :(

[Tayomiblackwing]

Wait you live in Australia? Why no have accent?

[creepr07172011]

@Tayomiblackwing because this guy is freaken awesome at accents

[Nelmistro]

@Tayomiblackwing He was originally from the States. But he moved to Australia. However, he can do a pretty good Australian accent if he tried.

[svakiputzaboravimpw]

1:46

I laughed for about 10 minutes, kept replaying it.

[Leoxlim81]

Press 2

Press 3

and Press 8

roflmao =)))

[MatthewgPWNS]

Press 3 over and over...

[sophdrx]

press 3 hahahah

[MissBlackheart2010]

i have boobies do u want to touch them XD btw press 2 and 8 hehehe

[GrayhamCracker]

My mom made me write poetry to the girl I liked too :( she lit it on fire. Im not good at poetry.

[AldorenXIII]

Danny, you could play the Joker in the new Batman series.

[kaitiebug08]

he is a better grown up fred lol love this guy!!!!!

[redbird8899]

3:10 the cup

[msjitterbug98]

I HAVE BOOBIES do you wanna TOUCH THEM?!

[skoki1996]

@msjitterbug98 hell yea

[newyorkfan14]

Danny its me Caroline we should get together sometime I'm sorry for that I luv you and I'm still hot

[rusty75369]

0:39 haha

[computerfreek1234]

I likey ur face touch face, with my FISTS! & so caroline, if u somehow r out theere, nd ur watching this on the internet, i jst want u to no tht u shoulda fu- me when u had the chance XD i died at those parts XD XD XD

[ImpulseGaming2012]

roses are red

violets are blue

pornhubs down

so your mums facebook will do :D

[TheMasterMindish]

So caroline if you're somewhere out there and you're watching this video, i just want you to know you should of fu- me when you had the chance xD i died of laughter there!!!

[PivotmasterXH]

throw a brick at there face.

[TheAndrew1987]

You heartless bitch!

YOU BITCH!

LOL ROLF

[kragonX3]

this didnt help @ all.

[PurpleZebra166]

2:30 (HILARIOUS)

[splatterpaint87]

1:08

[GermanPunkedAmerica]

Holy Shit you remind me of Mr. Martzall

[CaffeinatedAnonymous]

LOL at the Twilight cup!

[ITrustInHimOnly]

You are completely crazy....not sure if i like these are not......

[ProtoHeights]

how do u troll with people to were they ust scream in public

[loopyloo971]

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers and the middle one's for YOU!!

[Africanbarbietm]

caroline was stupid!!!

[shelbyryan101]

nope, 0:16

[shelbyryan101]

0:15 lmfao!

[ajaxamsterda]

dislikers, press 8!

[darrthvader123]

Press 2 for Danny's rape face.

[13yurnightmare]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[LOLNOKOSSA]

roses are red

violets are red

trees are red?!

HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

[Clubpenguinfan8890]

Hi im in 6th. I wanna tell my friend I like him but two of his friends will make fun of me for it n they also my friends. What I dooo

[timigaguy]

@Clubpenguinfan8890

just kiss him when alone

and don't try to steal yourself before you do

in fact she was hugging me for what ever and before i thought about it i was tasting her neck

lol if i get cought by her saying this i'm gonna die!

[Clubpenguinfan8890]

@timigaguy what do you mean don't try to "steal myself"? also i don't think he'd enjoy if i kissed him alone o.o one more question, if the second sentence i said was wrong, how i get him alone with me?

[timigaguy]

@Clubpenguinfan8890

ok; don't stand there trying to bullshit ur self into it

i'm sorry i was not clear enough for you

by alone this don't mean in an alley or something but not like on stage or something

do you now he likes you back? this would be a good thing to know

he might even think your already pretty much going out so look for that

good luck and happy tree climbing!

[Clubpenguinfan8890]

@timigaguy kk

[LpsTheFilms]

Twilight is fuckin awsome

[nick145fullysick]

rose are red lemons are sour open your legs

and give me a hour

[SGKlD]

@nick145fullysick * an hour

[koalakiller12]

click 2 then 7 every 1 second and danny has sex

[MrHeroOfRuneScape]

roses are red facebook is blue, you look bangable so ill add you

[CrayonsOmfg]

Every Caroline I meet...they just scream,

"BITCH BITCH. RAAWRRR. I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH EVERYBODY YOU LOOVE. RAWWRR. I'M A RICH BITTCH. I SLEEP...WITH GUYYYSS..." Seriously. -_-

[breakingdawn716]

Yeah, thats how to tell someone you like them....or make them think your a freak...either one...

[wHiTeSoXrOcK1212]

Mary had a little lam

let me rub your boobies

[2009Blondy]

burn the cup!

[XXlovely700]

Press8 for BITCH 

[LazerDrago]

press 2 3 8 to see an good change of expressions

[LazerDrago]

press 2 it looks like he isgoing to murdur u

[shelbyryan101]

0:15 lololololol

[benny6555]

easiest way to tell someone you like them

step 1: find person, appoach person, say, i like you

job done

[DarkAngelOfTorture]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have five fingers

the middle one's for you

have a nice day :D

[Keyeper]

I think i just found out why danny acts the way he does.... : D but i like it XD

[Ladiesman48321]

"I HAVE BOOBIES DO YOU WANNA TOUCH THEM?!"

A Man can only dream.

[mannycorr]

kuz of u i got laid.

[josieapodaca]

this one is funny

roses are red

violets are blue

and my middle finger is for you

[MarikHawk]

Roses are red

Popcorn is Corny.

Oh baby, you make me horny.

[fbjosef]

Everyone who disliked this video is a (press 8)

[Howitzas]

roses are red

violets are not blue

I googled it

so fuck you

[timtam2461]

roses are blue

violets are red

i want you in my bed (;

[supriseOJ]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

why is your skin

as white as my shoe

[emilthom1]

video removed Reason : to fucking funny xD

[PutMyUsernameHere]

you wrote gradualreport wrong in the description box

[wowewow1221]

ok ok ok i got one

roses are red

voilets are blue

i have a bed

what do u wanna do

[AsylumEscapist]

Press in sequence 3, 8, 3, 2 a number of times and there's a tone.

[Rei4Aaron]

@AsylumEscapist number 2 is epic ;D

[SEKTAizUE95]

i have boobies u wanna touch them xDDDDDDDD legenda

[mechasmokey10]

roses are red

rings are gold

get on your knees

and do what you're told

[RosariaDF]

Don't get me wrong, I really love your videos but I need to know... Are you on some kind of medication that gives you that excess energy? A strong anti-depressant perhaps? Or are you really quiet and "normal" in every day life and let out all this once you get infront of your camera?

[Hug0Pro]

PRESS 3 A LOT! TO LAUGHT!

[MozzzyBit3]

roses are red

violets are blue

i suck at poems

nice tits.

[TheKatjah]

i wonder, did Caroline ever reply to that? ;D

[thepinksnowgirl]

lol, in 5th grade, one of my friends told the guy i liked tht i liked him at recess, adn then the whole 5th grade and 4th new who i liked. so then teh guy i lked was being a total butt head. but the funny part is, tht rite after recess, we had gym adn we were playing hockey, adn my friend kinda hit (beat him up) with her hockey stick, and teh gym teacher didnt even notice. the other weird part is, i still like him, it been like 3 years. if ur the guy im talkiing about, HI luke!! hehe...

[MikuHatsune3331]

Carolin is a bitch -_-''

[rainaa1997]

roses are red

condoms are blue

STD's are contagious

so watch who you screw

[TheNannen17]

press 2 alot.. very humorous

[veryniceperson1999]

excelent stuff.i like it!!

[MrIggyoggy]

he has a cool tuft of hair sticking out on the left



[RawrImmaTaco113]

You remind me SOOOO much of Dr.Cox on Scrubs. Holy balls you're funny

[brazilrules6]

I love when u pull out the Taylor Lautner cup XD you are soo funny!

[19Elena98]

Carolinaaaaa?? Where are youuuuu??? :'D

[NikaBloom123]

roses r red and violets r blue skirts go up and pants go down skin to skin when its hard stik it in

[breakingdawn716]

How old is he?

[MrUros23]

roses are red

violets are purple

emeralds are green

you expected a poem

'cuz you're really mean!!!

[alexasaltzman]

click 2 repeatedly

or 3 or 8, those are funny too

[InterscopeShady]

bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperWhatwhat2]

HAAAAAAAAAA IF YOUR STILL HOT HAAAA

[atomicfauts1]

find ger and tell her how you feel (RAPE)

[twiauOfficial]

Shit. I wish I had watched your videos last year.

I live in Australia <3

[14littledude]

roses are red

violets are blue

fuck her up the ass

and hope she don't poo

[TheJoeCham]

Pause at 1:11 , he looks like a retarded ...

[TheJoeCham]

@TheJoeCham or take at 1:09 , and pause at 1.11

[x3Ryosukeee]

I have an english presentation on Relationships tomorrow.

My study: The style of gradualreport.

[KkDrPepper]

Caroline, Caroline... Why do I know this woman?!

[LEboblautner]

explains why you're like this now:)

[Dannnni101]

roses are red

violets are blue

in solviet russia poem writes you

[MikuHatsune3331]

@Dannnni101 Poetry is for pussies my friend XDDD

[Letiromo]

Hey

You Had The "Jacob Cup"

XD

Like THis If You Saw that

[mat3397]

did he played joker in dark knight?

[CrispyRingo]

Shakespeare was of the 16th Century xD

[redsmoker504]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

who the fuck did take a shit in my garden?

[reytr0]

roses are gray

violets are gray

i'm colorblind

[TheBeverly1518]

Roses are red violets are blue i whant to fuck u the way i do!

I told that to a guy and he sent me 2 times to the office fuck u Carlos i don't need you i have Danny lol

[man55ful]

roses are red

violets are blue

i hate you

with all of my goo

[mrlmeon88]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[KurdiSilemani]

@mrlmeon88 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X INFINITY!!!