Invoking Poe's Law

[thybigballs]

You would make an excellent lawyer. I'm just saying

[DandAinTac]

Another good example of Poe's law in effect is "Tamtampamela". Some people claim she's a satire, but I don't believe she is. It's hard to tell for sure from her subscriptions, but I think she's just what she appears to be. VenomFangX is so fanatical and over-the-top that at first I thought he was a satire too. That's the problem with fundies--they are so outrageous, that it's hard to believe anyone could really be so ignorant, and so totally indoctrinated, so they sound like satire.

[yynnmmbb]

wow, i dont know dude. I watched 4 minutes of this but can not for the life of me figure out what the hell the point or agenda is. just a hodge podge of babble. see ya

[uberformance88]

I cannot believe I have not come across your channel until now, your work is fantastic. subed!

[FeverSK]

5 stars!

[fauyd]

Children are starving in all the Africas... its sad really.

[boobmcnutt]

God damn that jezuzfreek is one sick bastard. Seriously that's just one fucked up bastard.

[azareal]

smpunditz, when it comes to talking about GOD, dont refer to that white guy with glasses, cuz he is just making up shit and twisting words to give them a different meaning to make it look like something thats ment to be laughed at. Idk what Bible he has but it isnt the one christians read.

[smpunditz]

Actually much of what he said did come from the Bible. Slavery is mentioned in both the New and Old Testament.

[azareal]

That "much" that did come from the Biblle that he said, he didnt do a good job of describing it. He is making it seem as if GOD is and was a tyrant to all men. Like you said that applied to Isreal. Cuz at that time some terrible stuff was going on and it was involved within Isreal. Which is why GOD punished them with slavery.

[TruZer0]

Why do you put god in caps? So god made people into slaves? Do you really believe that? I always thought that people were made into slaves by other people. I never knew it had to be some divine intervention because, evidently, we aren't smart enough to figure out that we can force one to do our bidding with the threat of torture or death. I guess you really do learn something new every day

[azareal]

OK word of advice for fruturistic reasons, if you see "1 week ago" next to my name dont make a reply ot that respones, you were way late to this party.

[TruZer0]

Sorry it wasn't my fault my car ran out of gas and then after I filled it i got a flat, believe it or not after that I was picked up by a band of gypsies (not the Jimi Hendrix kind) and after all of that I got here.

[AbbeyNormal]

So remember kids, if your country is invated by foreigners and they tell you to surrender in the name of God and become their slaves, do it, because it's your fault for turning to sin!

I wanna be just like that kung-fu chimp. Kick the shit out of a guy and drink some beer.

[TruZer0]

Oh Noes!!!! So if America gets invaded it's because some of us, such as myself, are Atheists/sinners and god is punishing us for it? It won't be because some other country wants to be the world super power? I's is scared. I's guna go woreship thuh big invisible man in the sky.

[adrastea]

wow. this is the best thing ive seen in a loong time. YOU god a new subscriber!

[greenjoker713]

This is the last part. I have to ask, "What if aliens landed, defeated humanity, and put jezuzfreek777 and all of us into a forced labor camps?" Would he believe that the aliens were sent by god to punish his sins and he must therefore submit and become a slave himself? I type this because his brand of bigotry is terrifying. (Part 3)

[greenjoker713]

Going by his logic, the African slaves "sinned" against god and therefore either have to die in their trespasses or willfully submit to his divine rule and take up the yoke of slavery. (Part 2)

[greenjoker713]

I can't understand jezuzfreek777's logic regarding slavery. There is no such thing as "secular slavery" because the Europeans used Christianity to justify the enslavement of millions of Africans for hundreds of years. (Part I)

[preachingsin]

In the name of god why are they teaching that chimp kung-fu? If we let it get back to the other chimps we're all screwed.

[GoblinXXX]

"You may not be journalist material, but you can always work for FOX NEWS" Zing! Nice one.

[sacrosanct24]

Good Video! Subscriber Gained!

[raelAlan]

...only implies to israerlites not foreigners....[bitchslap] hahah

well thats what it looked like to me.

[DudeOfSnow]

Im glad FFreeThinker featured your account, if all your vids are like this Ill be dishing out more 5 stars

[AuntieDiluvian]

The word 'slave' means someone who is owned by another. There is nothing loving or wonderful about that. It's horrible. Jeebusfreek would like us to think slavery is some sort of fun-filled picnic. Don't you wish there were time-machines so people like him could go back and see how much they liked it? Maybe someone should set up a special camp so they can try out all the biblical things they reckon 'aren't so bad.'

Gread video, Mr Punditz.

[freetaught]

amazing vid

[evolsteveve]

Ouch.

[foxhound009]

Another great one... 5 star

[Morgoth295]

Humans didn't come from primates. We ARE primates. Before you creationist idiots get worked up, you should see the definition of primate.

[joemarklawson]

I try to stay neutral and open-minded on all manner of religious discussion. But it is hard when so many bigots and idiots are so devotedly Christian and Islamic.

[clawdfrawg]

You don't have to read Guns germs & Steal now somone tell jesusfreak about the vidio!!!

[wwickeddogg]

Great video!

[pirbird14]

If this guy did any actual research into conditions in the working classes a century ago, or even read a Dickens novel, he'd know that off-colour language amongst the young is by no means a new thing. And back then, blasphemy was a capital offence.

If slavery is such a wonderfull thing, why did people wait till they were bankrupt and in debt before becoming somebody's slave? Why don't people just look around and say, "I think I'd like to become that guy's slave"?

[Morgoth295]

Pirbird, are you talking about SMPundit, AmazingBeliever, or Jezuzfreek?

[pirbird14]

This is what happens when I post after I've taken my meds. I'm was responding to the comments SMPundit is arguing against.

[Morgoth295]

Lol, don't worry. You're not alone. Atleast you can form coherent sentences. 1 dose of vicadin for me and I wake up 2 hours later in bed with two fat men.

[ubergossen]

"This is what happens when you actually take the time to plot out what you're going to say?" hahahhha

[juggaloryan3]

Monkeys doing human things never gets old! Yet another great video sm!

[tailura]

Dear Mr votebot user .Thank you for your hard work > Without you I may not have found this mans channel . Through networking I not only found this but subscribed . Your actions will have counteractive results .We will not be silenced , deal with it .

[ILYIAB]

Great vid. It made my Friday afternoon.

[SousukePanic]

lol, i think the amazing believer is better suited for writing articles rather than actually arguing real points, cuz all he does is present an ignorant one sided story that is meant to be read not discussed

[arielwollinger]

awesome video man!!! I've just subscribed you!

[Evilenlil]

Oh I like very much that you think before you talk. Talk to a fanatic if you want to be dumbed down.

[lvl70shampally]

hey vote bots... fuck off your just mad cause this guy is awesome and your gay

[mtsac1]

Wow. I have rarely seen two people so devastatingly WRECKED in less than 8 minutes. If I was Jesusfreak...oh, crap I just threw up in my mouth... I would refrain from posting any more videos out of embarrassment. Nice work!

[MonkeyWhisperer]

"God's a Slave Master!" - excellent stuff. 5 stars and a sub from me :)

[GrimJim8000]

wow, i only just subbed, but im loving it so far... i'll check out your older stuff when i have time :)

5 stars

[musicgeniusno1]

Yes,jf is soooo wrong-again! He uses terms such as "willing submission" "god is sovereign"

"restore themselves to gods will" etc and doesn't even see what is wrong about this. Philhellenes did a very good response to this too. :)

[gothatfunk]

smartmouth, i really admire your videos. you are a helluva smart guy. you buried JF777 in this one!

[Wholoveschickens]

nice vid expect a sub :D

[OctaviaW]

Arg - this votbot thing is really annoying. I love your vids & will be balancing:)

If it happens again, plz don't hesitate to PM me. I'm just one person, but I want to help.

[smpunditz]

Thanks for your support.

[SacredSerenity]

People voluntarily allow themselves into slavery to accept the sovereignty of God?

Fucking Bullshit.... Seriously that guy's a fucking idiot... Don't try to downplay slavery as some compassionate method of conversion.

Good job smpunditz, you neutered the self-righteous fuck.

[Azraelseraphim]

You're awesome. You totally verbally eviscerated those douche bags.

[BornInAsphodelMeadow]

very good.

[qanazir]

Hasn't there been war since the dawn of mankind?

Things were actually worse back in those good old days, so it would seem that god likes the way we live today more.

Or perhaps he doesn't exist.

[Sokra81]

Nice vid sir!

[Armeniacolombia29]

Nice video once again. I'm gonna add this to my playlist.

[a300pilotster]

These xtian 's willingly short circuit their logic boards. sad to watch the twisted logic.

[ooglebydoogleby]

the origin of the species was published in 1859 and the transatlantic slave trade started in the 1600's so the distinctions drawn between people to justify enslavement can only have come from religous influences and not be the result of the eugenic coruption of darwins ideas. the europians took over the slave trade from the arrabs who were theocratic. i bet that guy at the end of your video states america is a christian country in another of his videos. what a prick nice video.

[ooglebydoogleby]

nice video. what the ... is secular slavery? i get the distinct impresion that somewhere this guy will have a video claiming america is a christian nation like most of europe.

[Katalyzt]

Pulling out a dictionary and looking for jezuzfreek777s imaginary word/term [secular slavery] was priceless. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

P.S.

Nicely done. ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[thedarwinfinches]

Awesome. Fight the good fight.

[artestra]

''God is a slave master''

Passages like those in leviticus were used by 'christian' crusaders to enslave africans. Gotta love that christianity

[qanazir]

Don't you mean 16,17 and 18th century slave traders?

The crusaders did many horrible things.

Bu they relied on muslim serfs, not slaves,

[artestra]

Sure, I probably did. My general overstanding is that the slave traders and the original crusaders intentions overlapped in some cases and both using biblical script to justify their actions

[LEV1ATHYN]

New subscriber here, love the channel man- looking forward to your future vids

[artestra]

5:50

Well said. I dont know why people like jfreak & vfx make videos. I dont think they even believe what they are talking about

[zombiesmasher]

smpunditz, thanks for giving those fundamentalists a healthy dose of reality.

Keep up the good work!

[narudis]

Became a subscriber to your channel yesterday. So far you have been kicking ass and taking names.

You know the good ol'days filled with racism. Those days were magical. I mean black kids had there own schools imagine that...

Jesusfreak should bite on a fucking bullet for thinking ANY form of slavery is OK. Yep give up your rights, become our property, and abandon everything you valued or die. Yep that sounds perfectly Okay to do...

I would love to hit jesusfreak in the face with a brick.

[lotsahooey]

GJ on the vids! Now go kick the crap outta English Comp and hurry back LOL

[miksedene]

Your title is spot on. I can believe tab simply because I've been following him for a while (and he is quite young) but jesus freak baffles me.

[8BitBinary]

Hi smpunditz.

[RyuDarragh]

Hehe.. they said the same things back in every decade of that past going back to when newspapers were first printed! "Children in my parents day never swore.. todays youth.."

[Wonko101]

First,

"In the good ol' days"...is total crap. We all know that old people talk fondly about the good old days without really remembering what they were like. For instance, IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS of the fifties teenage boys told crude jokes and blasphemed against the lord...I'll bet it was the same IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS of the 1920s' or even Victorian England. Teenagers are teenagers.

[AbbeyNormal]

It's not because the times were better, it's just because they were young. Youth is good, so the times when you're young always seem like an improvement over when you get old. When people get old they always act like they're living in the fricken' End Times.

[Wonko101]

Uh, this was actually my point. Old people look back at the "good ol' days" without really remembering what they were REALLY like...just the times THEY want to remember. That point didn't come across?

[AbbeyNormal]

Yeah, I know what you meant, I was just chiming in.

[JasonXeMoXcoRe]

ur the shit dude

[LRShow]

Dude you're awesome. Really appreciate the videos.

[LaughingMand8D]

I enjoyed the video, thanks.

*****

I'm a new subscriber, and will check out your recomendations.

[freedom0f5peech]

Best pwnage of JF777's slavery video yet!

[PissedOffAtheist]

Yet another great video! Beautimous!

[boony68]

Good video.

The kid might just be ignorant but jesus freak is an idiot.

[KT45]

Well done!

[nailbunnygirl]

LOL OWNED!!!!! enough said!

[Clemburke1111]

You are quickly becoming my Favorite YT Atheist.

[godlessblackguy]

5 Stars *****

[LogicalSanity]

god is a slave master and the christians' minds are enslaved by his 'love' lolz.

[JBSauce]

Nicely done! I'm glad I found your channel.

[MotionFur]

That first kid you got in there is just so.... dumb. He's so young, but he talks about what it was like 100 years ago, even though it's obviously out of his realm of knowledge. People have been making sexual jokes.... since... language. If I had to think of sexual jokes older then 100 years off the top of my head, Shakespeare would be an easy choice.

[montrealpsycho]

Yeah and we also can think about the rhetoric contests that took place in the times of Renaissance and all the "grivois" songs and poetry that started then...

[TruthSurge]

He's repeating what his Christian parents have repeated. He's clueless. But, he's got time to get a clue. But JF777.... man, how sad.

[MotionFur]

Yeah, true that. I see new theists come onto youtube that just parrot the arguments for god they've heard, and present it with the same flaws that they heard it with. JF777 is just such a lost cause, what's sad is that he's a father.

[dechha1981]

Most of the American Abolitionists were Deists, Mark Twain was an Abolitionist and an Atheist, and in those days peop[le were point to the Bible to endorse slavery just as they do now for Gay Mariage.

[boony68]

You mean "against" gay marriage...Right ?

[dechha1981]

yeah

[pwnsomenubs]

wow that 8 minutes went fast, your great

[mathmexican4234]

lol around 1:50. Oh plus he loses all credibility by saying "they are teaching kids we came from monkeys." ugh we need better education.

[Davenergy]

Thanks for the links.