Andy Rooney - Food for thought

[wilcarr1]

May this nasty old man be turned away at the Pearly Gates.

[ml1968lf]

High fructose corn syrup murdered the U.S.A.

[AMEwrestling]

@ml1968lf High fructose corn syrup murdered Andy Rooney.

[maiAMAZING]

Betty Crocker's a Crock!

[JeffroTV]

fucktose corn syrup is the shit!

[supermanthathoe100]

this is so true...EVERYTHING IS SOO HIGHLY PROCESSED NOW -__-

[Jefgg]

Ever notice Andy Rooney has huge eyebrows? Ever wonder why "60 Minutes" hired him? Ever notice he is a crusty old fart? Every wonder why a senile man gets to appear on tv?

[kchambers777]

@Jefgg Ever wonder if your mind will be that sharp when you get that old. Probably not.

[guitargold77]

andy rooneys suposed to be humerous but its like u wandered into a demntia home 2 ask for directions and this codger who looks like those wrinkled dogs is ranting for ten minutes when u gotta pee and get moving

[alice1cmd]

he said fructose 

[dj1123]

Andy called JELLO out and made it his bitch. Lemon JELLO my ass.

[Commando303X]

"Betty Crocker's a crock!"

[XboxFREAK95]

HIGH FUCK-TOSE CORN SYRUP!

[txguy1980]

I have a terminal illness and I am 29 years old. I have about 5 years left to live and could never imagine being as miserable as this sad pathetic old man. His whole life consists of hate and intolerance to new ideas. If i ever get like this in my final few days left, I would want someone to pull the damn plug.

[clamantuanguyan]

@txguy1980 ever imagine a sense of humour?

[destructovision]

Good points, but common sense, everyone with half a brain knows these things. Just more old man whining. Probly so ornery cuz his depens are full.

[Halloween413]

I dont know if the desired reaction is to burst out laughing, but every time i see these segments I cant help it.

[BigGordonLips]

It has very little to do with cost, it's because real fruit rots you fucking idiot. No one's stopping you from buying real fruit and a blender.

[scienceguy2406]

Betty Crocker's a Crock! lol

[Din0might7]

Don't look for a Strawberry. Why is it that I'm imagining that Andy Rooney spent hours looking for the Strawberries in this box? Imagine the shelf life of those Strawberries.

[laurenp913]

i freaking love andy rooney. how can you not love a bitter old man that's given time very day on tv to complain about whatever he wants?

[waZZup2992]

old people piss me off

[Leoluck777]

STFU Andy, why don't you try to make these things before you can talk about how hard it is!

[crispycrab]

I suppose artificial lemon is CHEAPER than real lemon!!

[THEBASK3TS]

The people that think on 0:38 is high fucktose,, they're obviously on crack,

because it says "high tructose,," Andy is right

[Pheeelupwashere]

"Betty Crocker's a Crock"

Brilliant Andy

[Skilllzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

I'm in the mood for some fucktose corn syrup.

[BetterFoodForThought]

If the ingrediants can't be pronounced, or can't be found in an english, pre-1970 dictionary...It's not good for you! DON'T EAT IT!

[DNM35]

andy rooney is just an old bitter washed out liberal fart..talkin out his ass as all his kind do

[courtking85]

All of those items are generic foods......

[greengirl2146]

Andy Rooney, like 60 Minutes, is a great American institution. Well, that is until Katie Couric came on board...

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

High fucktose corn syrup

[guitars2112]

andy rooney: the nation's angry grandpa.

[401446]

What the hell is wrong with him!? Does he expect Jell-O to put REAL lemon juice or REAL lemon zest in the product?

What kind of shelf life would that have! And last time I checked, when you eat a lemon, it's sour. Nobody wants to eat sour Jell-O!

[3eyedweasel]

I'd eat sour jello.

[psynema]

What is the point of this?

[phlyegles43]

@psynema

There is no point thats the great thing about andy.

[ipeters61]

Andy Rooney does work!

[Sreggaematic09]

Andy is an asshole.

[hothamandfauri]

lol andy is the greatest!! if you agree post a comment with a smiley face after it!! :)

[footballlineman1]

god he bitches about everything

[lpadrian14]

He's the greatest

[devinhawco]

they pay him to read the ingreadents of food

[DudeThatsSic]

High fucktose cornsyrup

[pml08usaf]

Those key lime bars don't have any keys in them, either. I wonder why they don't put those in there anymore. When I was 82, about 94 years ago, I didn't hate everything. Oh, well. I guess young people these days are just shittier than they were before.

[rowleyxl4]

andy rooney can suck a dick.

[wiseye61]

your dick? do you fancy him?

[rowleyxl4]

i mean if he wants ;)

[DannyNapier]

Sounds like he says high f**k tose!

[XdarkxmisfitX]

he is so bitter its funny xD

[kikipoo25]

"Betty Crocker's a crock!" hahahaha.

[dynomyck8]

high fruck-tose lol

[GTdrummr]

thanks for stating the obvious andy, and no one cares about your cold

[VilquinProductions]

1:05. What else can I say.

[eldorado61guy]

I like Andy and I find it funny to hear impressions of him.

[HRobertsful]

There's so much hostility directed at Andy Rooney on here, I just wanted to say that if there's one thing Andy Rooney does 'know,' and he often admits to being ignorant about any number of things, it's what he's talking - the English language component, anyway.

[bryced875]

betty crocker's a crock! LOL!!!!!

[kingtorm2]

he has absolutely no idea what he his talking. wow, and to think he gets paid more then me for just sitting there spewing false information. wow....how sad

[jlw1967]

fuck off he rules you dont like him dont watch him

[jlw1967]

0:36 High Fucktose Corn Syrup

[Fruitzii]

haha, i thought that something didn't sound right :p

[jlw1967]

lol

[dirgefanclub]

Andy Rooney is off his goddamn fucking shit

[jalland]

"If you like green food"

haha, genius

[neurochris]

this guy thinks alot but he had me stumped for his first question, of course it was strawberry and cream, hehe

[GSW12345]

this is hilarious

[conradpexter]

Andy is so fucking annoying

[NorcrossMedia]

Goodness. Sometimes he's right, other times he's just absurd. This is one of those absurd moments.

[elloochador]

i wish i had a job just to complain just like this old coon

[IronManFranco1992]

wow. frank caliendo sounds EXACTLY like him lol

[gr8bigtaco]

hahahaha

its so funny how he thinks hes witty

lawl, the strawberry/cream bit

[InfectiousGore]

Do these half-witted rants have any point to them?

[phaloxxx]

haha "the picture on the box is a real lemon, but theres no lemons in my jello.....lmao

[friginator]

You hear that?! Betty Crocker's a fake! I KNEW IT!!

[lisepusen18]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Andy, you rule!

[jklp44]

High Fucktose Corn syrup <-- I laughed till i pissed myself XD

[beejornk]

i guess it's naturally lemon-free too..

[ismellfish69]

"high fucktose cornsyrup" any says, sounds yummy

[bluntedinatx]

andy, take ur cracker ass out to whole foods or somethin.

[OhmgrownCron]

Whats inside the ingredients is also pretty bad, I hate it when people fucking complain they have cancer or diabetes, its their own fucking fault jebus christ. Preventing desease is so fucking easy, and yet so many people would rather munch on a donut then live a healthy life.

[idontwannamakeaname]

Andy, is that you?

[Wolvenfire86]

Oh leave Andy alone. This was a good presentation.

[conrad4ever]

yea and these no dog in hot dogs eider... what a terrible world!

[zcfshr]

lol fucktoes

[56KbModem]

This was SO fuck-tose!

[phinnycupcakes]

its FRUCtose. He said it SO CLEAR, I can't even being to talk about how retarded you guys are.

[coonie1]

did you mean "begin" instead of "being"?

retarded?......rigggghhhhtttt.­......

[kirbyman1kanden7pf]

andy is so right.

[someone573573573]

he said fuck-tos

[ladyvincenza]

I heard that Lemon Pledge contains real lemon-- Country Time lemonade doesn't! LOL

[holidayvoices]

0:37 high fucktose cornsyrup wtf is that???lol

[Koroush51]

Andy rocks

[bunnyonturdbox]

dana carvey dose a better impreision

[carincarin007]

What's the proper response to "I shit you not."?

"Thank you for shitting me not."

[bunnyonturdbox]

lol u saw squatting monkeys tell no lies

[TheT4xid3rmist]

God damn betty crocker.  She's a damn crock.

[pipesmurad]

actually the very first one, "strawberries and cream," does contain "cream cheese," which when you look closer does contain milk and cream...

[a091910]

HE LIES!!!!!! I BELIEVE BETTY CROCKER

[drgovernator]

I <3 you Andy!!

[drgovernator]

He sounds like a robot at :42. o_o omg lol

[cne08]

Andy is awsome.

[gear114]

you whine to much,just have a heart attack

[quickrace89]

Rofl, I agree.

[borodrewman74]

"do you really care for artificially flavored sweet potatoes??"

well... yes andy i do i like sweet potatoes... haha

[AndrewJBoyer]

FUCK YALL ANDY ROONEY IS THE SHIT

[ryan15ballin]

fuck u andy rooney all u do is talk about nothing

[rocksweat]

I disagree, everyone knows this stuff but who cares.. if we all ate all natural food we'd be paying alot more and complaining about it.. I don't think he should even be on television with junk like this, its a waste of time

[Glyvxx]

Brillant Andy..

[PSKABU]

What point is he trying to make here?

[DiabloDj2]

Picking an apple off a tree doesn't come with a label. Because it was meant for people to eat. A lot of whats on the label makes it fake. Why consume such unnatural foods? Eat real foods, these things are fake. They try to show off as if they are healthy sometimes, like fat free labels, but they are really just a bunch of chemicals thrown together, not real food.

[SousouYou]

eat real foods

[Glyvxx]

He is saying to stop drinking the soda and eating the junk food. READ THE FUCKING LABELS.

[Heygawlin]

hey my mom used to work at a center with people who had dimentia...i can get you the hook up XD

[datsfuni]

hes not dead.....

[Commando303X]

What...the...fuck...?

[Gooshnads]

OMFG WTF LUL xD

so one dimensional on everything... xD

i see how frank caliendo got the impression so well xD

[gurtfern]

RIP truly one of the greats.

[InspectorIceman]

Andy Rooney says the single most random shit ever!

And it's funny as fuck.

Dana Carvey made me realize this even more.

[EmceeNolan]

He's right.

But how DARE he complain, right? Let's all turn a blind eye to the bullshit that we live in. Let's close our eyes and pretend that the world is a WONDERFUL place. Ignorance is bliss, right?

[soapiscute]

this guy's the shit.

i love him!

[damon123]

what an idiot

[gteran]

I bet things were better when he was young, in the 1800s

[jbtodd45]

haha.

[zahaiyah]

You gotta love Andy Rooney!

[DieHardCalFan]

shut up old fart

[DieHardCalFan]

shut up old fart

[irtimed]

only he would go off on something like that, he cracks me up, hes such an old fart

[Vearrow]

I don't know what to believe anymore. I got food poisoning from Organic vegetable juice two years ago. It was around then my doctor told me organic foods have more bacteria in them.

[iXanderz]

Organic foods don't use pesticides, therefore, they don't kill the critters that like to live in your food, and as a result, there will be more bacteria. There's a difference between artificial and organic - And I'm going to tell you this now. Organic is more expensive, and doesn't do anything for you that non-organic won't.

[jg483]

the dude is right. sure hes old but he is right. I would vote for andy!!

[ryeca1]

Can you guess which 2 ingredients aren't in Andy Rooney?

[MarkRiddles]

class and dignity, heh heh fuck him

[UbergsBonnfan]

Haha! True words. Were is America going?

[airrick16]

stupid old fuck

[thebigoak1]

he isn't complaining, he's just observing life.

[penguinslovehockey]

you can't live life if you're bitching about everything

[ApplexCorps1337]

I swear to God, he must talk for the whole 60 minutes, but they only film the last two.  Andy is the voice of old people all over America

[wowspamner]

SUPER MAN of old grandpas who complain. I like that guy hes funny

[tylerluvsallie]

omfg this guy complains about the smallest fucking things

[dinmamma164]

Do never name something, rooney might complain

[Creativ1]

P.S.And my Fannie Farmer one too

Thanks Andy!

[Creativ1]

Ha Ha!

Okay, I'll stick with my Betty Crocker cookbook thankyou and go au natural on ingredients.

[grungesponge489]

lol

[cyberen]

Nice rant.

[HeirToPendragon]

ha ha, nice. This is why I make my own meals. Not like it's hard to do.

Why would you need artificial lemon flavor? Lemon juice isn't good enough for Jell-O I suppose.

[wowspamner]

AMEN!