Homestuck Text Sounds (Downloads in Description)

[knuilvdow]

I wish there was one that had Eridan saying "Nyeh" :D

[MoonDragon1313]

Gamzee or Sollux

[darkcloudchic]

Aww john XD

[AnacreaDesu]

Nak nak, Gamzee or Dave... I can't choose!

[umbreon01lover]

XD SOLLUX <3

[TheMusicalPsycho]

THAT IS MY DOC SCRATCH VOICE HEADCANNON I LOVE YOU MASTERYOGI

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAK!! xD

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

I was going to set "D--> STRONG TEXT" as my ringtone, but I can't set text ringtones D: .

[pxnxd68]

DAVE

[ScorpiousRose]

NakNakNAk is my text message ringtone XD

[MistressJayPom]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK

[megacpfan82]

MOTHER OF GOG. I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY LAST COMMENT.

AND IT'S BEEN NEARLY 20 SECONDS.

[megacpfan82]

2up ouo

[dragonairlover]

i almost died at the last one. ALMOST.

[thegoodlittledevil]

STRONG TEXT!

[PrussianDerp]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAK is definitely going to be for my parents

[candy1julia]

Yeah, I'm totally going with the last one.

[tordlover101808]

SOLLUX

FILL A BUCKET WITH ME

NOW!

[Narutoclone77]

I want one of Eridan going "NYEH"!!!!

[xTsukiTsuki]

/STRONG/ TEXT.

[TheRougeItaly]

Again no terezi ... Wth

[BrokenxKonan]

how do i get one of the tones on my phone? i so want the first sollux <3

[NKingTotoro]

STRONG TEXT

[TehWinged]

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK.

Best. Text. Sound. Ever.

[babybarracudess]

Can... Nevermind... My cousin :o)

[sonica11o]

My phone : Honk :o)

my frend: Fuk dude was that Gamzee?

Me: Yeah

[happybunny151212]

I was at the store one day and Sollux's first text tone went off, I was standing in between two majorly tall guys and they both looked at each other before I walked off giggling like a little nerd.

[lilcc96]

So I was in history class, apparently, I forgot to turn off the sound, and next thing I know it I hear HoOoOnk! Everyone stopped writing and looked at me for the longest time..... And the teacher was like... What an interesting text sound you got there... Thank god he's one of the nice teachers who don't take phones up :]

[L4DHunter4]

OKAY, I REALLY NEED TO GET A PHONE. X'D

[xXEvilPixie12Xx]

:o) HOoOnK!

[xXemocloudXx13]

nyapnyapnyapnyaaaaargh xD

[Leesanfan]

I can only use preset as my text message alerts,

Maybe some longer ones for calls?

[DemigodsRule1999]

@Leesanfan What kind of phone do you have?

[Leesanfan]

@DemigodsRule1999

LG 540? I think. Or LG 450?

[DemigodsRule1999]

@Leesanfan Try checking the FAQ, Tech Support, or just plain ol' search your problem on the internet. I would help if it were a samsung replenish xD

[Leesanfan]

These are good!

We'd all like somemore I think, with a few more characters?

[grouchyGoddess]

FUUUUUU!!!! No karkat? "ANSWER THE PHONE FUCKASS" Would be perfect.

[LearningtoBeatLife]

The first Sollux one went off in the middle of math class and the girl next to me FREAKED OUT!

[Bubblebunny1234]

Where's karkat in that list?



[TheBAPerson]

Strong text!

[HyperDriveSlash]

i had the eridan Sext one.

It WWent Off In Class.

WWell... You Can Say I Got Some... Odd Stares.

[MagicStraightJacket]

I was watching this on my dad's old work computer that needs a browser update. When it got to the last Tavros sound, the video froze but the audio kept going. So thanks to this old-ass machine I'm using, I got to witness Tavros speaking in Equius's voice. It was amazing. ;W;

[Branche11]

STRONG TEXT

[dragongirl1501]

Every time I get a text I blush really hard and open my phone very slowly praying it's not from Eridan. Bet you can't guess which one I have.

[Magitithefox]

Lol i downloaded the Eridan sext thing and i was at school in by my locker and my best friend thats a guy sends me a text and my other friend is next to me and this is what happens: *goes to locker and friend sends me a text*Oh look i sent you another sext *friend looks at me*

Her:WAIT WHO SENT YOU THAT

Me:HAHAHAHAHA ITS A TEXT BUT I DOWNLOADED THIS THING TO MAKE IT SAY THAT *starts laughing my ass off*

[DanikaInABox]

I want my text message alert to be Eridan going "NYEH!" a million times. Oh my god, that would be amazing.

[soniclover120]

Strong text! lol

[1800LL]

CRYIING SCREAMIING

[KingamongLlamas]

nak nak nak nak nak, thats all i have to say on this matter

[QuiteIgnored]

Lets say i got a message on yahoo/Hotmail, how do i put these text sounds when i get a message? is it even possible? o3o

[sonicfan443]

i got a android incredible and i downloaded it from my phone..... how do i make eridans first txt sound as my notification

[Kalig82]

CURSE YOU IPHONE. orz

[TheKakelars]

@Kalig82 You can make it work for iphone too, you know~ You just have to convert the files and stuff, it's actually really easy! Just google "how to make custom iphone ringtones" and take it form there c:

[keasuke]

i've had the nakkadile for months now... and yet everyone is not used to it going off during class or outings. sob

[SaraOnRoblox77]

i got equiuses, went off in class, teacher creeped out... :)

[WiCKeD22122]

I want striders and "NaK nAk NaK!"

But mostly gamees :o)

[KashiyuNocchan]

"Another text?! Wow, you're popular!"

OH YUS C8 And its from............. My phone company. /Foreveralone

[ChibiTigerFly]

The awkward moment when the Eridan #2 text alert turns off in English class o_e

[pyromanicmind]

I need the "STRONG TEXT!" one!

I NEED IT!

...But I don't have a cell phone.

[IchirakuRamenCosplay]

IM SO USING THE FIRST SOLLUX ONE

[extraORDINARY137]

THESE ARE NOW MY HEADCANON VOICES

[FrostxSongxWolfX3]

I SO want the Eridan ones. And the Gamzee ones. ALL of them. <3

But I can't figure out how to get these on my phone.

I have a Windows Phone (The LG Quantum), and I just can't... Anyone want to help me out? Please?? :P

[fdxfdxf]

@FrostxSongxWolfX3 Maybe myxer. its a ringtone website. you can make your own.

[Kalig82]

THESE VOICES

AMAZING.

[HomestuckFangirl]

You could alwayz download the zound and go on to myxer. com/make and zend it to your phone. It worked for me!

[ShadeyBby97]

-In Maths-

Phone: Oh look, I sent you another sext~

Teacher: .... Sarah was that your phone?

Me: -pokerface- Wwas wwhat my phone?

[ShadeyBby97]

D--> STORNG te%t!

[eeveesnoopy]

is it possible to get these for regular phones like the pantech laser?

[CreationistGirlio777]

@eeveesnoopy I've got a Pantech too D:> I've been trying for an hour, but I can't figure out how. Although, I'm not what you'd call "tech savvy"..

[ganelone]

D--> STRONG TEXT

[LordTosti]

I heard Tavros say I had a message and I thought it was my actual phone.

[CylentNight]

Have eridan ringtone saying "I sent you a sext". It goes off during class with teacher right next to you. FUCK.

[babybarracudess]

@CylentNight Get the HoNk Ringtone

[mdalsted]

@CylentNight I think you mean "FML". And put in a picture of a frog. LOL

[firepelt769]

I want the Eridan one

Lololololololo.

[majorinvaderzimfan01]

do these cost anything?

[Malese2]

Playing a trick on my mom, I re-set her ringtone to Gamzee#1 -And this is meant for text xD-, all shes going to hear are loud hOnKs. :o)

[pelo860]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK!1!!

[uchihahikari11]

I had mine set to Eridan's "Ooh, you got a sext!" and it went off in the car with my mom right next to me... -.-;;

[neurob4rry]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK

[GirlTaku]

needs moar karkat D:

[papason4041]

HOLY ASS THESE EXIST.

[HPMikkkis]

Oh my god. So.. awesome!!

Equius "STRONG TEXT" or Sollux "sup" or Daves "yo. message for ya"?

How to choose?!

[kballkdball]

...

Doc Scratch scared the SHIT out of me.

[TheInfinitePower007]

Doc Scratch sounds like a stalker.

[CheeziChicken]

I don't really like Equius but....

STRONG TEXT.

[Fiabug]

I love the Sollux and Gamzee ones X3 I wish I had a cell phone XD

[WolfOfTheHeavens7]

"Honk!" -3 yay for Gamzee Makara!

[puppylover41925]

Listening to the second eridan one, I regret using an eridan wallpaper as my desktop background

[secretunicorn117]

I want John's 2 one<3

[LoZ3D]

I sent you another sext. <3

[Xx1nat1xX]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!

I NEED TO HAVE KARKAT'S ONE

[MyCaseisClosed]

NaknaknaknaknaknakNAK

[sword90000]

D --> STRONG text

[Lollygyrrl]

Lol naknaknaknak nak.

[loriicore]

I NEED EQUIUS ON MY PHONE "STRONG text" OMFG

[Waddles62949]

@Theprofessionalnoob1 Go to the website on you phone and download, then download an app called ringdroid. find it there and save it as a notification. Then you go to messages. hit menu and then settings. find notification sounds and save it.

[Waddles62949]

Nakodile all day every day.

[21broslasher]

i has teh HoNk :o)

[OfTheTreeFolk]

@Secondream928 I don't cuss either! *highest of fives*

[Secondream928]

STRONG te%t!

i lost all shiz

(lolidontcussproblem?)

[bloorocks1]

My, My. Ever the popular one. ;)

[Theprofessionalnoob1]

How do I get these for android phones?!?!?

[SHOOPDAWHOOP5000]

I'm getting a phone sometime this week..

I totally cannot wait to download these. ;_;

[PinAnims]

Strong Text!

[LuckyLunny]

iPhone users, you can get these text sounds by downloading them to your phones as ringtones, and then when you go to text tones, you scroll down the menu until you see ringtones. They'll be there. To make these sounds ringtones, rename the file to a ".m4r" after going on iTunes, right-clicking the sound, and clicking "Create ACC Version." If you can't convert it, I suggest looking it up because it's kind of hard to explain and I'm running out of characters! After that, enjoy your tones! :D

[weirdolame]

I was walking in the middle of the dark. Idiotically.

I had the Gamzee "HONK" text message set. Idiotically.

I get a text message and I flipped the fuck out. I thought Gamzee was coming to get me.

[cyberkitty172639]

@weirdolame I wouldnt MuThErFuCkIn MiNd if he came to get me >;o)

[adkpixie]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK

[Ipinkygirl]

Yo. Message for 'ya.

[ChorritosZafir]

im dying to listen a jack one

[shadowsgirl5678]

I SOOOO Want a phone so i can use Gamzee's ringtone O.O

[didIyllacinhceT]

"STRONG te%t!" during finals. No phone till my Mum picks and detention next Monday. NO REGRETS.

[candysquid]

does anyone know how to get these onto and Iphone 4? :(

[ShadesofRainbows]

Sollux, I love him so much

[GumiTheCarrot]

Naknaknaknaknaknak!

[superbananabandana]

@Legofalcon He doesn't suck! He's just... creepy

[Silveristhebest123]

Wouldn't this be the best prank/revenge EVER?:

Friend: -talking to me and her boyfriend-

Me: -as a prank, set the second Eridan one as her text tone without her knowing and texts her-

Phone: "Ohh look! I sent you another sext!"

Boyfriend: ......!

Friend: O_O! I DIDN'T... I DON'T KNOW....

Me: XDDD Ohh, is there something you wanna tell him about?

Friend: NO!

Me: Uh huuuuh, suuuuuure.

[superbananabandana]

@Silveristhebest123 THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUSLY MEAN!

[Silveristhebest123]

@superbananabandana Perfect revenge/blackmail >:P

[superbananabandana]

@Silveristhebest123  Yeahuh!!!

[Swellsie12345]

I downloaded just about all of them...now I'm going to need to make a text alert schedule to fit them all in <3

[Luffy0123456789]

Now to pick one...

[ResidentPyro]

Talking to one of my friends. Then suddenly "NAKNAKNAKNAKNAK"

[blacknicktoonanime]

omg i loved the STRONGTEXT! hahahaha 

[blondenarwhal]

You should make some mspa notifier tones!! c;

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

So, I was trying to impress someone, when all of the sudden "Oh wow! Someone texted you!" -_-''''

[Sorreltail768]

my friend chunked her phone in the middle of class when it went off and said "HaWwWwNkK"

i laughed and so did the others,me and her got detention

[Kittywolfspirit]

@Sorreltail768 LOL. Best day ever?

[varethiustariel]

HaWwWwWwWwWwWwNkK

[Sorreltail768]

WAIT!?

why does eridan get 3 D:<

[Sorreltail768]

i need the eridan 2,gamzee 1 & 2,sollux 1 & 2 and Doc scratch.....1 & 2

lol

[extraORDINARY137]

DAVE'S VOICE.

[SkyFairwind]

Gah, my phone only uses wav files as ringtone files X_X

[poe547]

@SkyFairwind No problem use Audacity to make it a .wav file thats what i did!

[4649kasumi]

.....I NEED STRONG AND NAK TEXT!!!!

[TitanKardinal]

I have a program on my computer that notifies me when homestuck is updated and I used the dave text tone to go with it. so now my computer says "Yo, message for ya." every time there's a homestuck update. life's good :)

[poe547]

@TitanKardinal Wh4t progr4m 1s th1s you sp34k of?

[DarkMetaWolf64]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU OCTOPIMP

YOU HAVE COMPLETED MY LIFE<3

[ninnz12]

I was in class and we had a test. Then it comes like: HOOOOOOOOONK and then.... my teacher took my mobile and it was my friend that was spaming me and my teacher dont know the code and the honk didnt stop xDD

[svetaphantom]

I love the fact that I'm downloading these yet have no friends to message me.

Also, playing the "NAKNAKNAKNAK" on repeat as I type.

[Kerblamowz]

@svetaphantom I'll well text you innit.

[svetaphantom]

@Kerblamowz Oh mr....Ker-Bla...mowzzzzz

Ohhh

[MoonFang2013]

i want that HoNk...

[cannonboltroll]

@LunaMF114 <== prank king.

[AlternateAMVAccount]

I would get these on my phone, but it wont turn on :(

So the one I'm using doesn't have an usb cable so I can't get them on my back up phone either :I

[DarkeWolfie]

The second Eridan one went off whilst I was in class

;n;

Oh gog never again am I going to forget to put my phone on silent

[toxicHERB1149]

38000 FAGGOTS NEED TO GO KILL THEMSELVES

[AlternateAMVAccount]

@toxicHERB1149 You know, you contradict yourself, for that you indicate that you think that "HOMESTUCK SUCKS TITS" When you faved the "Black Romance" cover.

It is very rude to tell peolpe should go kill themselves, so you must have pretty deep problems. Please continue. Let me help you help me you poor raped child :)

[superbananabandana]

@toxicHERB1149 Be my guest! Stupid non troll troll....

[toxicHERB1149]

@thecoolmew FUCK YOU IN THAASSHOLE YOU QUEER MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HOMESTUCK SUCKS TITS I HOPE ALL YOU FAGGOTS DIE!!!

[CronaxIsabel]

Omfg! I would love for eridan's sext tone thing to go off in my class. I'd be dying while everyone else would be like.... wtf.

[TonnyPuddingMonster]

Ironically my phone went off when Eridan said he sent me another sext...

[cuttlefishCutlery]

First, I was all, "Strong text!"

Then, I was all, "Nak nak nak nak nak nak nak."

[Coollinnea00]

@LunaMF114 well I tried to throw it in the same room as my mom, but my cat was there instead... Now I'm trying to get it down from the roof -_-

[Coollinnea00]

haha, this kinda reminds me of my old textmessage: a violent scream that went like ''S!! M!! S!!'' 3 min after I go to bed, my friend texted me. I fell outa bed. Never again.

[LostheartDarkclan]

I can't see the links on my phone :(

[xXTessaahhXx]

i cant get them on my phone :c

[GorillazFan4422]

Can someone PLEASE tell me how to get these onto my phone?!

[LivingDeadGirl5234]

"Oooh, I sent you another sext." right in the middle of class. xD

Best moment of my life.

[LostheartDarkclan]

@LivingDeadGirl5234 xD

[puppylover41925]

@LivingDeadGirl5234 Oh My God I can never imagine having that being my text sound. I want the 4th reidan one!! :( NYEH!!! then it would go off in the middle of class. In full balst. XD (I mean, if I had a phone XD)

[puppylover41925]

@puppylover41925 REIDAN!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppylover41925]

@puppylover41925 *blast XD

[Kittywolfspirit]

@LivingDeadGirl5234 LOL. XD. THAT HAD TO BE HILARIOUS. WHAT DID THE OTHER PEOPLE DO? XD.

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK!

That is here by my new text message ringtone.

[cookiemewmew]

the second Eridan one is going straight the fuck on my phone I don't even care what people think

[TheWarnerSister]

I would love a phone that went "Yo. Message for ya." in Dave's voice when I got a text. XD You made me happy today.

[Erago575]

NAKNAKNAKNAK

[MoriaIsAFairy]

My phone doesn't have enough Sollux telling me how shitty my phone is. Moreeeee please? &thank you