Jesus Christ I was laughing hysterically through all of this. Jen is awesome, Don is awesome, Will is awesome, Zooey is awesome...this is all just pretty much awesome.
The bottle of wine I just downed MIGHT have something to do with this.
hes like" Da da da! Abraham Lincoln, let me introduce you to Fredrick Douglass, a black former slave- a good black man who has some speeches... He would like to speak with you, im not being prejudice, i just w- he's black id like to let you know."
Frederick D.'s autobiography is short and highly interesting to read. I used to use a short summary of some of his stories with my middle school students and they really liked it, too.
I've never laughed so hard at anything a woman's done in my life as much as I did when Zooey Deschanel looked at the camera after Honest Abe got his head blown off and the narrator said, "so she's badass... but it doesn't means she's immune to feelings".
frederick douglass: "abe lincoln, there are three things i want to say, blacks should fight in the war. 2) blacks should get paid the same as whites, 3) if there are any prisoners of war, dont fuckin kill them" lol
@mpar777 They are. In some of the other Drunk Histories, you see some of the drunk narrators throwing up on camera... Super disgusting, but with all that alcohol, some of them had no chance. LOL.
"Thank you much for the walking stick. I'm going to do my best to preserve the honor of it. And I just take it more as a symbol of the friendship between you, me, and your husband"
According to the internet, this is the same Zooey Deschanel that was in Yes Man with Jim Carrey. Idk if it's the make up but holy crap she looks completely different!
@afterthebreaking THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME. I figured they record her first, then play her audio back while they film the other parts so they can get the right rhythm of the words. Maybe they script what she says after she says it too so they know the words well. je ne sais pas *shrugs.
When is Zoey Deschanel not hot haha? She could shave her head and wear a clown suit and still look hot. You're only stating the obvious, no crime in that.
Hey, check out my video. If you don't believe in secession, then you believe in slavery, for you are for enslaving people to a government that they want no part of:
"If they're prisoners of war, don't fucking kill them." this woman should be in charge of government stuff. she knows her shit even when she's all wine'd up.
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JaquelineGrayson665 9 months ago
Jesus Christ I was laughing hysterically through all of this. Jen is awesome, Don is awesome, Will is awesome, Zooey is awesome...this is all just pretty much awesome.
The bottle of wine I just downed MIGHT have something to do with this.
lucifersgarden 9 months ago 3
HAHAHA.. "Da da da! Abraham Lincoln, let me introduce you to Frederick Douglas."
ibaneziceman2007 9 months ago
I thought Fredrick and Mary were gonna bone
kobeballer 9 months ago
Holy shit she is fucking wrecked. This is the best history
Trent28 10 months ago
Abe's walking stick. LOL
asf7sg89 10 months ago
be quiet. i'm into it. HAHAHAHAHA
MissZillaable 10 months ago
Can someone let them know that its "a historical event." Not, "An historical".
BACsops2011 10 months ago
ahahaha this is hilarious
armancz 10 months ago
hes like" Da da da! Abraham Lincoln, let me introduce you to Fredrick Douglass, a black former slave- a good black man who has some speeches... He would like to speak with you, im not being prejudice, i just w- he's black id like to let you know."
advkennedy1 10 months ago 7
Great but i think she did "need to do a more story about them".
diedon431 10 months ago 4
shhh. i get it. i know. i know who you are. it's been explained to me. i've been following your career forever. be quiet. i'm into it. nn let's talk.
tuanomsoc 10 months ago 6
He fucking listened.
EliteDoomer 10 months ago
This is great lmao
superduperjew 10 months ago
He's like "Thank you much"
badazz1989 10 months ago
A year ago today!
MeridenMan1806 10 months ago
Finally, history explained in a way I can understand.
shamnm1 10 months ago 7
"Now my head is shutting asleep"
Jacobyou1 10 months ago
"Did I need to do a more story about them?"
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santinasiford05 10 months ago
She's not immune to feelings because she's a badass, she's immune to feelings because she's Zooey Deschanel.
Vertigo688 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you got goose bumps when Don Cheadle gives the speech and says "He fucking listened." He is god
MiguelYetman 10 months ago 8
sexy
gallonofpcp 10 months ago
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josieradomski81 10 months ago
"Thank you much"
thefuzzk 10 months ago 5
Is she really drunk or is she acting?
PrincessSybilla77 11 months ago
@PrincessSybilla77 Duh, she has a "mental illness"
MarthaSpewit 11 months ago
@PrincessSybilla77 I've wondered that with all of these....
MrBrandonthegiant 10 months ago
@MrBrandonthegiant they are clearly drunk, in the other ones the narrators are actually throwing up
Coltru2314 10 months ago
He fuckin listened! lol
BigJoeHUrt 11 months ago
OMFG! "He remained an advisor to president Clinton for years." Will Ferrells just like...um...aaaawkward
XxAliciaxX73 11 months ago 2
I want to be in one
ezmoney2020 11 months ago
'I've been following your career forever. Be Quiet"
MarthaSpewit 11 months ago 7
da da daaa
mophead02 11 months ago
"he did what he loved... stick up for ladies" right then i thought of leon felts from the ladies man sayin "oooo, its a lady!"
toonadict 11 months ago
He's the father of the silver rights.
diderr01 11 months ago
Thank you much....for the walking stick
PusheadDK 11 months ago 5
the hair!!!!
Peteburnsmania 11 months ago
He would have fucking loved that.
Ultimaxification 11 months ago
I love Jen Kirkman! Her voice is so soothing hahahha
Also love how much Zooey Deschanel is in character. :)
awhitershadeofpail 11 months ago 5
Thank you much.....for the walking stick
howtofixeverything 11 months ago 3
How could anyone POSSIBLY dislike this video?
GeneralDraug 11 months ago
Frederick D.'s autobiography is short and highly interesting to read. I used to use a short summary of some of his stories with my middle school students and they really liked it, too.
viall4diabetes 11 months ago
my fuckin' favorite.
"his ffffffffavorite walking stick"
"Thank you, Muttch"
SummaLove91 11 months ago 2
I want my history class to be like this.
elisk2 11 months ago
ROTFL!!!!!
TheSassyStephB 11 months ago
"Alright, it's the.. Lincoln .. Emancipation M-memorial..."
Amblin80s 11 months ago 2
I <3 Jen Kirkman :)
64kilobytesofficial 11 months ago
"shut up, i'm into it"
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amanneygangstaa 11 months ago
"Oh, it's 'cause I'm wearing a dress."
2ndhandsoul 11 months ago 28
Today we're gonna talk about Frederick Douglas.....*gagging face*
bestwithalisp 11 months ago
i think that's my favorite. fuggin high-larious.
marqcoig 11 months ago
is she really drunk? Cause Jen does a kickass job of acting drunk. Thats hard to do
glitzy101 11 months ago
"She's a badass, but it doesn't mean she's immune to feelings."
TacoChild 11 months ago 54
Zooey Deschanel...I want
1TheSarcastic 11 months ago 2
Cheadle rocks that...that...white hair thing
huggkruka 11 months ago 2
And Will mother fuckin' Ferrell
bussinessisgood 1 year ago 2
I didnt take my pants off or anything did i?
erikalynnsorensen 1 year ago 3
zooey mother fuckin deschanel
theniclasridiclas 1 year ago 5
DON MOTHER FUCKING CHEADLE
254fds 1 year ago 2
3:41 the statue is cardboard.
chazofnation 1 year ago
I've never laughed so hard at anything a woman's done in my life as much as I did when Zooey Deschanel looked at the camera after Honest Abe got his head blown off and the narrator said, "so she's badass... but it doesn't means she's immune to feelings".
HotFuzzMel 1 year ago 3
"I didn't take my pants off or anything, did I? Cause I feel like I don't have pants on... Oh, cause I'm in a dress!" aha!!!! She is Hilarious!
<3 ZOOEY DESCHANEL!!!!! :)
MangoBuddy07 1 year ago 3
Probably better than the movie is gonna be! check this in webmovietube
dodiemuehleisen50 1 year ago
this Jen lady is the BEST on drunk history!!! I'm dying!
finalyover 1 year ago
"but the thing about...about...about...about...richard dreyfuss?"
emilyfkinmorris 1 year ago 5
i have to say.. the fro-whig. brilliant. beyond. brilliant.
amh1230 1 year ago
Thumbs up for any history teachers who love this!
MellBuzzy 1 year ago 3
Cheadle's comic timing is perfect.
ReelMan729 1 year ago 2
She upped her game from 1 1/2 bottles to 2 bottles!! Nicely done, Ms. Kirkman!
WillBraden 1 year ago
thank you much...for the walking stick. xD
oldskooldoritos 1 year ago 2
"...and then discussed an historical event."
Way to go editors. Should be "a historical event."
Still funny as crap. Jen Kirkman is still the best drunk historian.
justinberrier 1 year ago
@justinberrier nah, not if you take h as silent as is often the case.
spicyxlilxman 1 year ago
@justinberrier wrong.
fracturedfingers 1 year ago
i dunno who she is but she really looks like a pilled up drunken whore already
DOKt00n 1 year ago
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thank you much for the walking stick!
jazo1488 1 year ago
thank you much was the walking stick!
jazo1488 1 year ago
this is by far the funniest one. it needs more views!
maddysonw 1 year ago
Cheadle. Ferrell. Deschanel. Same final syllable. That's kinda cool.
mandrakestrangelove 1 year ago 3
lol her name's zooey??
yeismeload 1 year ago
... love how vigorous and prep school Ferrell plays the humble Lincoln. 2:50
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'I have a mental illness... But I don'-
HE WAS THE FATHER OF CIVAL RIGHTS!'
tabguy14 1 year ago
the best drunk history
funkmaster77 1 year ago
this shit is funny as hell and I aspire to be like these gentlemen and women!
Come check my shit out guys, I've got a new (SHORTER lol) episode coming soon! like really soon.
p.s. I won't be offended if you skip the Pilots and just watch the ONE
p.s.s. Skip the Pilots and just watch the ONE
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AlteredTheory 1 year ago
i love the look they give when she messes up with clinton
Webbywood 1 year ago
She said he remained an adviser to President Clinton lmfaaoooo.
vintagemarilyn 1 year ago
2 bottles of wine?? rly wow she can hold her weight
kantana1022 1 year ago
frederick douglass: "abe lincoln, there are three things i want to say, blacks should fight in the war. 2) blacks should get paid the same as whites, 3) if there are any prisoners of war, dont fuckin kill them" lol
XUnknownCloneX 1 year ago
thank you much...for the walking stick
LOL
728DMB 1 year ago 2
are these people really drunk?
mpar777 1 year ago 3
@mpar777 They are. In some of the other Drunk Histories, you see some of the drunk narrators throwing up on camera... Super disgusting, but with all that alcohol, some of them had no chance. LOL.
dangmama820 1 year ago
@mpar777
No, they're just acting. Come on, man!
quixoto 1 year ago
and lincoln wasn't a douche-bag...
kristindibartolo 1 year ago
"Thank you much for the walking stick. I'm going to do my best to preserve the honor of it. And I just take it more as a symbol of the friendship between you, me, and your husband"
holycrapitsmegan 1 year ago
thank you much... for the walking stick
xXxnerdlovexXx 1 year ago 2
Nevermind my last crackhead comment. Had a Dubya moment there.
JeffWithAnF 1 year ago
According to the internet, this is the same Zooey Deschanel that was in Yes Man with Jim Carrey. Idk if it's the make up but holy crap she looks completely different!
I would still hit it though so no harm done. lol
JeffWithAnF 1 year ago
WHEN WILL THERE BE MORE OF THESE.
thatoneasiankid 1 year ago
HOW do they get the lip sync so well aligned?
afterthebreaking 1 year ago
@afterthebreaking THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME. I figured they record her first, then play her audio back while they film the other parts so they can get the right rhythm of the words. Maybe they script what she says after she says it too so they know the words well. je ne sais pas *shrugs.
drdanisuess 1 year ago
ahahaha awesome.
ExoticFireGirl 1 year ago
The syncing is awesome! LOL
boxcarbouche 1 year ago
He's black, i'd like to let you know, lol.
shhh, i've been following your career. lol!
TheMusicforfree 1 year ago 4
0:22 hahahahahahaha
jaimiieee 1 year ago
I love when Jen says "President Clinton" instead of Lincoln and they just look at the camera. xD
gib22rhcp 1 year ago 5
Zooey Deschanel is sooooo hot, seriously.
BXC747 1 year ago 2
this is tha best!!!!
sergei23dv 1 year ago
old Frederick Douglas' wig makes him look like a friggin' poodle...
isisanael 1 year ago
will ferrell looks like uncle sam more than abe.
xxspitfiresk8s 1 year ago
Da da da da!!
Warriorsxx00 1 year ago 3
"did I take my pants off?" - I'll quote that one in my next history exam.
3:20
0athos0 1 year ago 3
"Thank you much for the walking stick."
luhole 1 year ago 4
This series is so good, why don't you guys have a t.v. show. this is amazing.
ProdigyKuresa 1 year ago
"I Knew it was Something Someone!" :D
Seljavegur 1 year ago
"He... would've fuckin' loved that."
tragic1Kingdom 1 year ago 151
I love dude that plays Senator Pommerang or however it's spelled.
challon420 1 year ago
@damienmetalwind
When is Zoey Deschanel not hot haha? She could shave her head and wear a clown suit and still look hot. You're only stating the obvious, no crime in that.
julesreverie 1 year ago
"Thank you much for the walking stick" hahahaha
soccerplayer3963 1 year ago
And she was there when he got his head blown off in the theater. So she's a badass, but she's not immune to feelings.
lotrpirate11 1 year ago 2
"Thank you much for the walking stick."
claire0rockz 1 year ago
This one is my favorite. "It was totally his style."
0livia0live 1 year ago
DrunkHistory soo funny!
sexykatie90 1 year ago
I only hope that if I die that it is for sticking up for ladies as well. There isn't a more noble way to die.
Wookard 1 year ago
dont be shy to show your legs u are beautiful, dont need to lose weight
dorianhacks 1 year ago
dont fucking kill them!! lolz
dmuse1981 1 year ago
A genius Idea, executed masterfully.
watson2078 1 year ago
thank you much... for the walking stick
milkycraties 1 year ago 3
I like how in this one she calls Lincoln, Clinton and in her other one she calls Washington, Bush.
buzzardbeatniks 1 year ago 24
...and frederick douglass remained an advisor to president *CLINTON* for years. hahaha she doesn't even correct herself
breakfrmthemold 1 year ago
13 people like racism.
krizzie89 1 year ago
powder wigs + booze = drunk history/ funny as hell
DianaLovesTacos 1 year ago 2
I would have Jen Kirkman's story-telling babies!
stephenfbarker 1 year ago
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stephenfbarker 1 year ago
Does anyone else notice that Pomeroy's wig is the same as Ben Franklin's?
Schrackattak 1 year ago
Zooey Deschanel has finally made me into that creepy guy that comments on how hot she is.
Way to go, Zooey
damienmetalwind 1 year ago
Senator Pomeroy (R-KS), represent!
14691 1 year ago
She's surprisingly coherent for having imbibed two bottles of wine. Also, good to know that Lincoln wasn't a douchbag.
schadenfrida 1 year ago 3
did i need to do a more story about them?
juzzi07 1 year ago
"A good black man, who has some speeches, he would like to talk to you!" Watching that scene just sends me rolling on the floor laughing!
nthomas32 1 year ago
i love frederick douglass!! <33
alwaysunnyariana 1 year ago
@alwaysunnyariana hahah
ooO00oO0 1 year ago
"I have a mental illness. . . . .He's the father of the civil rights!" Wow. Lol.
RnBwKittenBRAH612 1 year ago
"Thank you much, for the walking stick"
Gets me every time. So fucking amazing
cdoggiefizzle 1 year ago 5
did i need to do a more story about them?
rwaldron10 1 year ago 6
"i wanted to lose weight before this" haha
THEUNOTE 1 year ago 5
Lol god I love how their lips sync up with the drunk person
mushroom3993 1 year ago 5
Don Cheadle makes this the best one. =)
pinkshimmer 1 year ago 6
Why has this not been picked up by ANYTHING!!!!
Laxnut1082 1 year ago
@Laxnut1082 it has, its on HBO, for more info check out some vids in the channel
MeMyselfAndWhoKnowz 1 year ago
This is the best Drunk History out there. And not only because Zooey Deschanel is so hot. Classic!
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ErikLiberty 1 year ago
"I wanted to lose weight before this"--- lost my shit when she said that.
BrittnyP 1 year ago
Will Ferrell is a great president...wish I had voted for him.
ManessK 1 year ago
This is my favorite drunk history xD
lmfpmj 1 year ago
well done!
Paul4821 1 year ago
Zooey Deschanel is such a sexy Mary Todd Lincoln... quite possibly the best casting of all time!
wiegand185 1 year ago
ahaha pure gold. i love frederick douglass!! <3<3
ooO00oO0 1 year ago
"If they're prisoners of war, don't fucking kill them." this woman should be in charge of government stuff. she knows her shit even when she's all wine'd up.
JillbeNimble 1 year ago 7
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magnificentallo 1 year ago
The guy at 3:32 looks like Derek Jeter haha
cyberbytli 1 year ago
She's a bad ass, but it doesn't mean she's immune to feeling.
lingtoness 1 year ago 2
"He... would've fuckin' loved that." Haha, priceless!
ptoner87 1 year ago
now my head is shutting asleep
bersincorm 1 year ago
THANK YOU MUCH. hahahaha best part. i think this girl's definitely the most drunk out of all of them.
christopherhillmusic 1 year ago
Thank you much....
3577 1 year ago
whos the actor talking at 3:32?
rbkgoalie30 1 year ago
who's the fattie? I'd hit that if I got drunk.
iamanacepilot 1 year ago
Jen Kirkman is the best drunk historian.
drpepperncheese 1 year ago 125
@drpepperncheese I disagree, she is a very good drunk historian but I think Eric Falconer is the best drunk historian.
mark224 1 year ago
"Now my head is shutting asleep".......WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Zatoichi444 1 year ago
He....would of fuckin' loved that.
trojanjoe14 1 year ago
He woulda fuckin loved that.
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KirknMorris 1 year ago
my favorite part s zooey because shes perfect
rebelfpf59 1 year ago
That's a short walking stick for Abe Lincoln. Or even Will Ferrell.
shaheemie 1 year ago
11 people are piss drunk
666ZombieHunter 1 year ago
I've learned more about history in watching these videos than in my actual history class...ever.
Vapor419 1 year ago 3
"my head is shutting asleep"
satyratron 1 year ago
My favorite part's after the credits... "I have a mental illness. But I don't. He's the father of the civil rights!"