hi baron! long time no see! i was married to a drunk, & i recall distinctly that he was, among other things, horribly guilty and regretful, always, at some late point in the course of the night, not about hitting on other, unavailable women, necessarily, but always, tearfully, about something. but i guess the morning after's non-saline purge and the general bleariness of the whole subsequent day would handily erase all memory and traces of that fleeting bout remorse in time for happy hour!
the last thing i need is more reasons, but i welcome them.
ivor1977again 3 years ago
getting drunk also allows you to urinate over and inside strange places or if its a real bender over oneself...
ManstromaArts 3 years ago
I find its the best reason (excuse?) for missing lectures and seminars.
Rockstarsean 3 years ago
hA!
13thDimension 3 years ago
i drink because it makes me better looking.
liennto 3 years ago
Yeah, it does... heh. Loved that Flintstones vid.
BaronSCameron 3 years ago
hi baron! long time no see! i was married to a drunk, & i recall distinctly that he was, among other things, horribly guilty and regretful, always, at some late point in the course of the night, not about hitting on other, unavailable women, necessarily, but always, tearfully, about something. but i guess the morning after's non-saline purge and the general bleariness of the whole subsequent day would handily erase all memory and traces of that fleeting bout remorse in time for happy hour!
medicinesocks 3 years ago
I hope we can both agree that this wasn't really meant to be a public service announcement... heh.
:)
xo
BaronSCameron 3 years ago
actually i think it'd be a great one
medicinesocks 3 years ago