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  • @SpoonfuloFSugar27 Wow Hahah

  • May I say, you are awesome :)

  • HAHA! Oh my goodness! I am actually crying with laughter!

    "Do you think it's a job you get where you blow on things?"

    "Maybe... I don't know...?"

    HAHAHAHA!!! Xx.

  • aaww you're my soulmate :)

  • But the wonderful irony is LOADS of blokes want to shag you now, even more than those lovely bitchy girls who took the piss!

  • i can relate to you so much, girls schools FTW. -.-

  • How was your sexual education in school back then?

  • Not the "HOLIDAY BOY" excuse!!!

    Isn't that in "The Breakfast Club" (only a girl.... from Canada).

  • awwwwwwwwww!!! u were sooo innocent!!

  • Oh God I can relate to you so much o.o only I have no excuse really, going to a public school with lots of feral kids.

  • I'm loving your videos recently. They're just like they used to be in the old days. Love a good vlog or just a random topical video. Brilliant!

  • A good return for that question is, "its that thing you give your dad every night.

    But seriously I always wondered why it was called a blow job when it all about sucking. I thing "head" is a much more descriptive title.

  • I had almost an exact same thing happen to me. I was around 13/14 and somehow for whatever reason someone asked me if I knew what a blow job was and I said yes. Like you I had no idea and they kept trying to catch me out....damn it was tiring and shamefull lol

  • My friend called his cat Black Jack. Which got abbreviated to BEEJ, then BJ.

    Made it interesting and cringe making when he was calling the cat in.

  • I seriously love you... your my twin personality wise anyways! Much love from California :D

  • At 14 I didn't know what a boner was until some kids at school asked a girl who had just moved back from germany to texas how to say it in german. They had to describe it to her for her to understand it because she had been in germany since she was 5 and only knew the german word. By the way, its "schtiffa". I'm sure I spelled it wrong.

  • @JLFagan77 I believe you meant "steifer", but let's wait for a German person to confirm. it means "harder" and I'm not sure if it sounds dirty enough to them to be an equivalent of your "boner". for instance, there is no such noun in Polish... a topic for a doctoral dissertation, don't you think?

  • @mihoart hehey! Finally I'm put to use :D (crap, that was ambiguous -.-) anyway, the word "steifer" is either the german adjective for "harder" or the noun for "boner". But as a noun you can only really use it when you say "Ich hab einen Steifen" (I have a boner) it can't stand on it's own. (ambiguous again! ^^) anyway I'd rather use the word "Ständer" which basically means the same thing. Hope that was doctoral enough ;)

  • @MomoHasMuffins "Ständer" sounds fantastic! similar to Polish "sztandar" which means "a battle flag". I'm so gonna use that one in a sentence this weekend, watch for my boyfriend's reaction :D

  • @mihoart XD

  • @mihoart so? :D what was the reaction like?? just found this in my comment box and thought I might ask ^^

  • @MomoHasMuffins enthusiastic :)

  • @mihoart haha XD

  • Embarrassing... we asked my friend's older sister what a "hoar" was (we did not know how to spell it). She told us that it was the place between our legs and we were going to "grow hair on hoars". I believed it for quite a few years. DO YOU HAVE HAIR ON YOUR HOAR?

  • Blow job is called blow job because the guy 'blows' his load . . . disgusting, an I can't believe I'm writing this.

  • @tuxxedomask

    wrong

    it is a shortening for below job

  • I think the words "blow job" is an antonym and uses the same principle as home appliances that create suction by actually blowing and making a lot of noise. Or maybe it's just the wad of mass in the sucker's mouth that gives the appearance of blowing. ha ha.

  • Bryony, have more more faith in yourself ! I just watched Dan's video... the man is exhausting to watch and tries to hard!

  • We had an encyclopedia and a thesaurus at home. I learned everything I knew about sex by creative combination of those two. Granted, everything I knew wasn't that much, it was a three volume encyclopedia and there were no relevant illustrations.

  • you remind me of adele so much!! i just figured it out...5 years later ahah

  • My name is Bradly James... BJ. Those damn initials plagued me throughout junior and senior high schools. I even had a teacher give me shit for it once :(

  • My initials are F H M J..... FHM is a men's magazine... And that's the reason I never tell anyone my middle names.

  • That was my experience back when I was younger too, but I always insist that people tell me what their foreign terms mean immediately so I can stop the spread of such rumors.

  • If it makes you feel better I used to think that spooning was not cuddling but taking a spoon and scraping your partner's ass crack with it. Yeah...

  • Can you imagine having a job like that??? You'd just spend your day sat by a phone waiting for someone to have really hot soup or a pinwheel when it isn't windy.

  • LOL this made my day

  • 3:36 lmao!

  • Bryony = rocket!

  • When I was 17 my boyfriend and I would skip school quite often and apparently people starting noticing because one day in class this group of girls said to me " you and your boyfriend must "do it' all the time". And I remember feeling so embarrassed and offended. I was very much so a clueless virgin. I told them the truth. I immediately started CRYING until the end of class. When I told my boyfriend he said, " Goddammit! Why didn't you tell them to mind there own business!" Girls are mean.

  • your name is nice.

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  • THIS WAS AWESOME.

  • u can kiss me if u want

  • when i was 11 a guy at my school told me to to ask my dad what a blowjob was.... i did.... all my dad said was 'ít's something a woman gives a man'.... that was just so confusing.... all i knew was that it had to involve a man and a woman, think i worked it out soon after, and realised my dad was pretty stupid - it could be two men, duh! ha

  • I was at the maternity ward of a hospital when I was young, looking at my new baby niece. This lady (with a big belly) walked up and looked at all the babies too. I asked her when her baby was due, she smiled at me and pointed to her baby in the room and said "thats my baby there". I was so embarrassed, I just turned and walked away and never said a word.

  • i like how i 'kissed' a boy first when i was eight and then properly when i was fourteen :)

  • i dont think ive experienced anything like that (-: if i can think of something ill make you a response...

  • I laughed so much when you did that fake laugh and went "Maybe, I don't fucking know!"

    Oh, best way to start my day.

  • LOL Bryony you make the best videos

  • F@#$ you're funny!

  • The character BJ Honnicut from the M*A*S*H TV series may have have prompted the rumors. (Either that or your parents had a really malicious streak.)

  • LMAO!

  • THe BJ story is great. I agree that the name and the act don't go together. I also wonder about its origins.

  • That's funny cause' now everyone is like "So have you had sex?"

    Um... awkwarddd

  • Do you think it's a job where you blow things:L

    ...maybe i don't fucking know

    Pmsl

  • i want to kiss you  :)

  • My name's Bryony too! Yay for the name Bryony! :D - but erm, yeah.. you have BJ.. My initials are BMW.. so everyone got the link to 'black mans willy' and thought it was hilarious.. but I reaaaally didn't realise for about 5 years.. So.. I feel your vibe of embarrassment for initials too.. eeekk!

  • Fortunately, the fact that I was wearing headphones made it SFW. ;-)

    Maybe it's different in the U.S., but we never made fun of the nickname BJ - I knew two different kids who used it (a boy and a girl). But I had a similar experience not knowing what a blow job was - I thought it involved blowtorches. ;-)

    Then later, when my mind became dirtier, I thought when Shakespeare had Mercutio talk about "a word and a blow," he was referring to oral sex. ;-)

  • My name's Bryony too :) Best name ever in my opinion :P

  • i know a boy with the initals 'BJ' :'D

  • I remember watching a DFS sofa advert when I was 13, and it showed this guy hoovering and cleaning the sofa, and it came to me that I'd never seen anyone hoover an actual sofa before, only carpets, so I shared my thoughts to my parents with, "how come we don't give our sofas blow jobs? :/" I vow never to watch any of their fucking adverts ever again -_-

  • This video made me laugh!

  • Did you try out the homemade 3D glasses? I want to know if they worked? x

  • lol i'm 11 and i know what one is.... ( only bcox of ppl at my school)

  • Brilliant!

    

  • '' Its like... A job... Where you have to blow on things." Lmao... You dear, are epic.

  • "Thanks existence!!" haha

  • Poor, awkward 14 year old you! D; but hey those ebarrassing moments are part of why you have such a good sense of humor x3

  • That's okay a 16 year old female asked me what the c word was \: shame.

  • I haven't even watched the other vid, but I like the end.

  • Omg we have the same initials!!!

  • your videos are amazing.. and you have pretty eyes :)

  • Will you please come back to us! We miss you!

  • in middle school people were talking about blow jobs (yeah, i went to school with whores) and i thought it was something about blow drying someones hair. i was always wondering why people were talking about girls doing guys hair...and then i figured it out....

  • please continue making more videos!

  • You mean you're not supposed to blow?

  • I bought a shirt at Goodwill that said "Cop A Feel" across the chest. I wore it all around high school several times before someone finally pointed out what it meant. OOPS.

  • I love your style! And you look like Adele! :D

  • Id kiss u...ur cute

  • HAHAH I LOVE YOU, YOU MAKE ME SMILE! XOXO

  • YOU CHANGED THE AGE OF WHEN YOU KISSED A BOY !!!

    Yeah fo' serious, Bryony, 1st you say it was 18 and then you said it was 19 after. I thought the whole point of this video was that you should stop telling lies. . . . ? ;P

  • @DracoBlako I can't remember if it was 18 or 19!

  • I had a friend in primary school who was actually just called BJ and he was a boy, and somehow (this was in PRIMARY school) his friend KNEW what a BJ was and used to take the piss out of him all the time, It wasn't until I became a teenager that I learnt what it meant. The weirdest thing is that it wasn't short anything, his name was simply BJ. So...?

    I had my first kiss at 14...Man it would've been better if I had it at 18, my first kiss was dreadful. Was it less awkward at 18?

  • @Southfield1000 Short FOR anything*

  • i think you're my favorite

  • more stories like this!!

  • you should have gone to Vid-Con this year you are still loved!! Watch some of the vids and your name is mentioned as inspiration. We miss you!!!!

  • @DAWNCB ha really??

  • @Paperlilies i THINK sxephil mentioned you :))

  • @Paperlilies Da hoy?

  • so M.A.S.H the movie and TV series had a cartiourtiourer named BJ a surgeon, if u were still a virgin I ask for your hand in marriage , and yet the fear of rejection prevents me ,have you lost wight and your hair looks fantastic its all ways such a pleasure seeing you ,well till next time c u BJ

  • I've got a friend called Becca Jones. We all used to call her BJ but as we got older and realised she didn't like it, the usage started to decline. Now she's just "Beej" for short, which is okay because it sounds nice and ethnic :')

  • someone once told me that a clit is a condom factory for dogs..

  • Well I live in a Spanish speaking country and well you know 'oral sex' is 'sexo oral' so it's pretty similar. The thing is that I heard and read oral sex in places and the internet and I didn't really know what it meant till I was like 13 and the worse part is I thought it was like phone sex, like saying sexual things to each other or stuff like that xD it was so embarrassing when I found out...

  • My beffer has the initials BJM as well :L

  • I told my mum we had learnt about puberty and how kids get acne cos they have "semen on their face". My poor little 11 year old brain meant sebum. Urrrgh.

  • so when did you sex then?

  • Miss your videos.

  • I can relate.

  • My first kiss was when I was 10. It was weird. I didn't do it again until 17.

  • If you get in a sorority, its constant harassment all your life, but fun

  • I actually admitted, to my clas in my girls school, that I didn't know what a blow job was, because I had always been told not to lie. They all laughed at me like it was the most hillarious thing in the world. After that I made a promise to myself that I would never be in the dark again, and I started watching Sex and the City, late night on channel 4. I didn't have internet, but I did have a TV. I never got 'caught short' again.

  • @danisnotfire I couldn't help but imagine a 14 year old you skipping around shouting that you're queer :| haha

  • I blow job isn't a job where you blow things? That's where I have been going wrong all these years :P

  • your videos - the best on youtube :) you always cheer me up haha

  • When I was 12 I asked my Mum what pornography was because it was against the rules in school. And I asked her in front of a group of friends. *facepalm*

  • I would kiss you Bryony!

    I would regret it afterwards... but I still would kiss you!

  • @coolstream1 That's the spirit! :)

  • "maybe i dont fuckin know"lol!

  • girlfriend, you need a boyfriend

    me.

    :)

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  • I highly enjoyed that. Thank you for your story.

  • My god! you are so amazing! I've gone through all of your videos millions of times and I'm always so happy to see new videos up! keep going! YOU ARE THE BEST!

  • MAKE MORE VIDEOS OF YOUR STORIES, i enjoyed listening to this :3

  • I remember my friend being asked by an older guy if she was a virgin (she was like 12), and because the word for virgin and the sign virgo means the same in norwegian, and she was an aries, she said no. When I asked her if she knew what a virgin was she was like "uhm. eh. yeah..." LOL

  • oh my god. this is drastically better than my video! hahahaha

    poor 14 year old you D:

    similar thing happened to me in primary school when i thought 'queer' meant happy so year 6's used to say 'Hey Dan, are you queer?' and I'd be running around the school (and to my parents) shouting ' hey everyone, I'm really queer! :D

    fml.

  • @danisnotonfire, Well gosh if only it meant happy here in the states.

  • @danisnotonfire And you wonder why everyone thinks you and Phil are gay xD

  • Could have been far worse!

    Boy: Can you give me a BlowJob?

    Bryony: Sure I am helpful girl ready for any job. :-)

  • No kidding, you have made me feel so much better about not having kissed anyone, THANK YOU! ^_^

  • thank god im 14 now and have urban dictionary

  • haha funny video :D and i wonder if her homemade 3D glasses even worked...?

  • To be fair, "Blowjob" is what it sounds like a lot more than "tossing a salad"... :'-(

  • @mehhh15 uh... what is tossing a salad? :/ *feels young and stupid again*

  • Hahahahaha. How many people made up boys they kissed who they "met on holiday"? Love it. :D

  • One time my brother's friend asked if I was a virgin and I didn't know what it meant so I told him "no"... then I asked him what was a virgin. ><;;. I was so ass backwards.

  • I remember being asked if I was a knob jockey or a rug muncher. And I said knob jockey because I liked horses.

    BEING 13 SUCKS.

    Mind you, I'm 20 now and I'm sticking by my guns.

  • Don't laugh but imagine that in Poland we say 'to do an icecream' instead of 'to do a blowjob' (it's a bit hard to explain to someone who don't speak polish). I remember when I was in a primary school some kid was asking everyone around if they knew what it meant. Later that day I asked my parents about it and they said something like 'we'll tell you later'. Well, they haven't and now I think it was good because I know it would be very awkward situation.

  • I told my friends I secretly made out with the guy we met briefly that day. It was a lie. Can't help it, because at the moment, the topic was "have you ever kiss a stranger" and I have zero story on that. Besides, he's not from around here, and he said he'd be leaving that evening.

    A few weeks later, in my friend's party, her cousin from the north showed up with her boyfriend. And guess who he was! Even more lame, to save my ass, I pretended like my mom called, asked me to go home. Sigh...

  • when you were 14 it was 1998, the internet was already easily available to everyone. so yeah, you had no excuse, you should have known :p

  • @pete275 But 1998, there's no wikipedia. And I'm pretty sure the search engines are nothing like what they are now xD

  • @sodasirap well we didn't have wikipedia or google or facebook or twitter, but I'll tell you what we did have: blowjobs

  • my initials were originally SOB

  • You didn't kiss a boy 'til you were 18?! I feel like a slag ;__; ALSO YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS WOMEN EVER, I SWEAR. I was lolling a lot during this.

  • This video was great.

  • Oh dear, I think loads of people can relate :D I remember when I was 11 me: what is an orgasm? friend: DUDE DON'T ASK ME THAT IN A PACKED BUS *turns red* me: why not? friend: *turns even redder* I'll tell you later me: do you even know? friend: sure.. it's something sex related, okay? me: so? friend: LATER so later, me: what is an orgasm??? friend: I, I, I can't tell you, I, um,, I'll write it down. me: *reads the paper* "..oh"
  • Thanks, Existence 

  • You we're mentioned in Micromart!

  • @TheGreatSteve what's micromart??

  • @Paperlilies It's a weekly computer mag.

  • A kid called me a homo when I was 11. He asked me if I knew what that meant. I thought a homo was someone who stayed at home a lot. He then asked me if I was a homo and I said yes.

  • Haha this all relates to me I'm fifteen, at an all girls school, never kissed a boy, I blush like an idiot and I told my friends I kissed a boy on holiday -.- fail of my life.

  • BJM = Brian Jonestown Massacre, a mega awesome band :D

  • I can relate so much...

  • this reminds me of when I was about 10 and my cousin was explaining how babies were made. Anyways, I got the facts abit messed up because the next day I told my friends that the man sticks his willy in the woman and the baby grabs onto it and he pulls it out... highly embarrassing now...

  • @CuteCleverBlonde LOOOOL that made me laugh, thanks :)

  • whoa, what an awkward childhood you had BJ, hahaha

  • google "rim job" heh heh...

  • dang social pressures of school

  • Haaha, my first 2 initials are B and J and my middle name is Joy :D

  • When i first found out how babies were made i went into denial. That was pretty embarrassing.

  • 'Making up' the word 'gimp' when you are 9 and thinking you're really clever because it's a cross between goon and chimp. It's not. I remember being so confused when all the teachers looked shocked when I yelled across the playgroud to my friend Hamish 'Hurry up gimp! We're gonna be late!'...

    That's the least embarassing one I have, don't get me started on later life... *sigh* :L

  • @TheKermitgirl Hahahahah that's amazing!

  • i love u

    ur soooo cool ^^

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  • MY NAME IS CRAIG, awww yeah.

  • Bahaha, I love you. Well, not exactly but I love your sense of humour. Always cheers me up :) Anyway, I have a very similar embarrassing story. In 6th grade this "friend" of mine asked me (for a reason unknown to me) what a condom was. And I didn't know. I was 11 for god's sake, I do wonder why the hell she knew! And it was all very embarrassing. Obviously. And stupidly, I decided to ask my grandad what a condom was. So he was of course, in turn, very embarrassed. Oh yeah, fun times. :P

  • @EmmyNeander haha yeah I remember asking my parents what a condom was. ARGHH

  • @Paperlilies I asked my Dad what a prostitute was. He said without hesitation 'someone who shags for a living'. Thanks Dad, remind me to never ask a question again.

  • @Paperlilies Maybe it's just a British thing but moments like that are why I'm not sure I want to have kids... Could I really stand the awkwardness?

  • I sympathise,

    yours sincerely

    Francis Anthony Gibbs

  • @yaffle Lol! I feel for you, bro. x)

  • I'm so glad the internet exists, so I know that I'm not alone. Awkwardness: the great equalizer.

  • This is Existence!!! If you really want to thank me, take your top off!!

  • What's a blow job?  (he asked innocently)

  • omg this was hilerious !

  • aw, that was neat. thank you

  • You're awesome! :D

  • Haha, so funny :D I also had some embarrassing situations when I was young :D Well, we all had :)

  • Why are you so cute?

  • Neat vid ;D