NewsBusted 11/6/09

[tommymonsternz]

i rape all my food. multiple times. it's not about sex, it's about power.

[Zodiac11111]

Now,there are protein supplements for vegans/vegetarians.

But is everyone rich like Natalie Portman who can afford these expensive supplements and multiple meetings with nutritionists?

Not that I'm hating on her pr anything, just that that argument was pretty weak.....and not to mention offensive.

Comparing an average Joe who eats meat once in a while to a rapist?

That's just wrong........

[Zodiac11111]

Here's something:

Humans lived on meat literally since their existence. If you look at any ancient civilization (like the Romans) or the even the hunter-gatherers, the diet was mainly protein which came from meat.

Comparing meat eating to rape is absurd. I mean, the majority of humans are blood type O. People with this type need to eat quite a bit of meat--even if you have diabetes or HBP, eating lean meat was shown to help.

[bigbuffler]

That Jodi could raise all the erectile-tissue in the New York City morgue! Gotbut: who's your pick for the Lefty chick to "balance" our hottie? Baluga Abzug? Now wait, she's feeding worms right now? How 'bout Whoopie Goldboig? She could scare the paint off a speeding airliner! Rosie O'Donuts? When's she starring in an old-fashioned Japanese horror movie? "The Thing That Ate Rodan"! Man! Is there ANY Leftie chick that isn't a Viagara overdose commercial? Oh, BTW, we should feed vegans to Africans

[goatbut29]

Damn Jody is so hot when she does that devilish little eye thing after the rape comment...mmmm!

Smart, witty,sexy, not a fruitcake lefty hippy chick..what more could a guy want?

[mudpie04]

You guys are great!!

[OneEyedJack1970]

Why do I find myself wishing I were a turkey club right about now?

[Kenneth1944]

A lot of my neighbors even burned their car bumpers as they torched off the Obama stickers.

[TheTMA1]

22% unemployment.........

Another 10 months of this guy and we will have the same unemployment rate as Zimbabwe - 92%.

Does anyone else see the parralel.

Do they look like brothers or are they just 'Brathas'?

Either way their IQ's are the same - 85 and Government Heavy Handedness.

Where are the suckers that voted for this Clown? I just don't see that many Bumper Stickers any more.

[jtkirkfan2002]

On a serious note, the shooter at Ft. Hood has been linked to a radical Muslim cleric and has attempt to contact Al-Qaeda. However the FBI has been instructed to not investigate this as possible terrorist action.

[dargay]

were all shooters in past few years linked to Al-Qaeda ?

[TheTMA1]

Are you being retorical or just stupid D?

[jtkirkfan2002]

What exactly is your point?

[VirginianAmerican]

How FUNNY!!

I never saw this before and this is great stuff!!

Thanks

[TheAmericanRifleman]

Jodi Miller; foxy as ever.

[gsuitter]

"Tax pot to pay for health care"?

Pot IS health care!

[satirewriter07]

"I'm gonna rape the Hell out of this turkey club".

LOL.. you rock, Jodi

[exbronco1980]

voters trust republicans more than democrats. not true

[RecceMan90]

intelligent people don't trust anyone in DC!

[jtkirkfan2002]

It's apparently true in New Jersey and Virginia. Once and for all the people are seeing what the Democrat party is really all about and how it is against all of the things that the United States was founded upon. Your days are numbered, bronco. Soon you will no longer be able to sponge off the achievers.

[exbronco1980]

generally speaking, the american people are stupid. they will keep putting the republicans in power, even though every time they are in power they create a disaster.

[mykol13v]

N-e-1 with a brain knows the Democrats caused this recession with the Community Reinvestment Act forced on Bankers and Home Loan officers by ACORN and Obama.

It's not Rocket Science, pal and giving the Dems the right to Tax and Spend... like hell, well we all know how that story ends. So, put on your Thinking Kap and lay off the Talking Points from the DNC. That noise will rot your brain.

BTW, when you start a new sentence, it's supposed to have a Capitalized letter in the first word.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I don't follow. First you claim the evidence is false and then make up excuses about why it's true.

I do concur that there is a lot of stupidity in this country. Obama got elected.

[mykol13v]

We could take a poll here if you'd like to examine the evidence. It's about is good as your statement, not backed up by anything.

I do trust Republicans more than "ComDems", the Communist/Democrats.

1 vote wins it.

Anyone else want to vote?

[xempla]

Oops, I meant 5 stars. Despite the fact I can't count, I still like to laugh. Thanks. :)

[xempla]

4 stars on this one. You hit the marks clever and funny. Keep em coming. I'm subscribed.

[mccommas2]

Love you babe, hair toss, catch you next time!

[LiberalsAreRapists]

Raping kids is rape, but many in Hollywood would disagree.

[DD826]

Always good.

[Lobo3395]

JODI! How on Earth can I sign up to be your turkey club? Yummmm

[corneo5818]

I would comment but I'm raping a B.L.T. so I can offend everybody who protects meat, veggies and fruit . . . cakes.

[blummedia]

Don't forget the nuts.

[corneo5818]

and you nuts . . . can just watch.

(OK?)

[puck30]

One of the best yet Jodi!

[dayfornight176]

As John Cleese said, if God did not want us to eat animals, he would not have made them out of meat.

Great job once again, Jodi!!

[JohannMint]

that was meant to be funny? Or why did they use the canned laughter?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Sigh...And you lib's complained about all of the teleprompter jokes. GIve it a rest. The canned laughter is there simply to piss people like you off and it is succeeding, proving once again that lib's have no sense of humor.

[MDK236]

Mmmmm delicious no carb rape....

[mtmmog]

I thought eating meat was murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

[hounddog21]

Good stuff Jodi. Keep it up. NewsBusted is one of the highlights of my day.

[johnnosk]

If you don't like it that much, why do you watch it?

[Lobo3395]

At least she has a job. Most lefties would rather sponge than work. How about you?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Yet, she comes back twice a week to five-star ratings every time. Maybe you are the one with the problem. After all lib's prove time and again that they have no sense of humor.

[evegpt]

My fav subscription

[LordAtrocities]

That Michael Richards joke was in bad taste. Everyone knows that black folks are 100x more racist than their white kracker counter parts.

[powpizzy]

amen to that...they cry racism from the day they are born

[jtkirkfan2002]

95% of blacks in this country are center-right in the way they run their lives, but 95% voted for the most liberal, socialist president in American history. But his race couldn't have had anything to do with that, could it?

[schooltrashers]

It has a lot to do with his race. LOL

[joebrueske]

An AOL poll? ... I love internet polls.

[Rrrowlf]

Bwahahaha! My family came in to see what the hell I was laughing at.

YOU ROCK!

[jtkirkfan2002]

CNN invented cable news and their ratings are in the toilet. Rush invented conservative talk radio and his ratings are through the roof.

[jtkirkfan2002]

That last joke had me rolling on the floor. It wasn't the content. It was Jodi's enthusiastic delivery.

[LPcustom76]

michael richards SLAP DOWN!!!!!!!!!

[flyboymd82]

LOL! I loved the steam comming from Obama's big floppy ears!

Good work Jodi!

[jeremycrow4utube]

I'd love to be a Turkey Club right now :)

[QuartuvLarry]

AARGH! I LOVE that smile Jodi makes after saying "I'm going to rape the HELL out of a turkey club"

Sure helps me get over my heartbreak of Natalie's half-witted disconnect with reality!

[Sammerkona]

Eating veggies is like rape as well A carrot is happily growing in peace, when suddenly he's ripped from his home by his hair, skinned alive, and cut up in little pieces! Barbaric! Worse than rape.

[DayLateFriend91]

bahahahaha

[jtkirkfan2002]

Kill the vegans! Filthy vegetable murderers!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[schooltrashers]

So thats why Natalie Portman is all skin and bones.

Natalie is just jealous that the meat gets more action than her.

[merks1]

I'm sure she doesn't complain when she gets some meat!

[chattingcat]

Bravo!  Thanks for another great newscast, NB:)

[safeharbor7]

Great job Jodi, 5*****

[Stephanie128]

that bit bout snoop was gr8, i met him b 4, he seemed nice and all but then he went and stole all the good players in jr. all american football to start his own league... hes a jerk in my book, he almost destroyed that youth football league.

[jculver1674]

Okay, the joke about CNN wanting a war with the White House was just awesome.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to rape a cheeseburger for lunch. :-)

[cesaw70]

come on, eating meat is like rape? then i suppose i shouldn't mention that i am part of peta, no not the one you are thinking, People Eating Tasty Animals, again Jodi showcased, with humor, the simple fact that the current administration is not remotely interested in listening to the people, more so than any administration in the last forty years. I look forward to the next installment, haha Snoop Dog bankrupt, LOL

[jlettuce07]

I'm a registered meat offender. I'm molesting some buffalo wings as I watch this, and I don't regret it for a second.

[ArtistaAndaluz]

Ha! It's so fun to read Libs getting so ticked off and juvenile! Great job Newsbusted!

[Nalhovito]

dumbass right wingers. Jodie forgets to say that out of those who think Bush's image has improved are inbred, hillbilly Right-wingers. Obama will win his re-election, so I suggest you pigs suck it up. And BTW, marijuana should be taxed to pay for healthcare.

[OpenCarryNH]

I think breathing should be taxed to pay heathcare as breathing directly impacts the cost of healthcare.

[Mrcharliebobo]

@ OpenCarryNH, And don't forget the effects on the climate!!

[Trenaway]

As usual the comedy is over the head of a libtard. That is because your to stupid and have your head in the sand. Obama will not even make it to the nomination. Hillary is going to challenge him and beat him, in the primaries.

[funnystuff123d3]

seriously, are you that retarded?

[Eikinkloster]

"those who think Bush's image has improved are inbred, hillbilly Right-winger"

Wrong. Those never thought his image was bad :-) The ones waking up now are the mongrel, jaded effeminate left-wingers.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Then you probably will be paying lots of taxes based on the rest of your post.

The population's opinion of Bush is improving because they have had a taste of what a really awful president is like. In 2012, Obama will be lucky if he can get elected dog catcher somewhere.

[Lobo3395]

As an "in-bred, hillbilly Right-winger", I'd like to point out that the first word of a sentence should begin with a capital letter, "Right-winger" should NOT be capitalized, you should have used a comma after "up", and the word "And" should not have been capitalized. As you're so much "better", perhaps you can explain why "Cash Cab" only gives money away to tourists. Further, I see Leno, et al, asking questions of typical NY'ers that show how "smart" you "big city", types are. LOL!!

[DD826]

Lopo, don't be so anal.

[arequipa1]

LMAO at the pic of obama when she says "i wonder why that could be !"

[commandox20]

If eating meat is rape, lock me up and throw away the key because DAMN am I a sick son of a bitch. The things I do to meat... Oh boy.

I think im gonna have some meat on top of my meat, with a side order of meat, covered in meat sauce.

and for desert? Meat Sundae.

[Mauhadeeb28]

Sound delicious! Can I join you?

[commandox20]

Absolutely. The more the merrier.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I molested a pulled pork sandwich for lunch and my wife and I are about to have a three-way with a delicious pot roast for dinner.

Eating meat is rape. Good God where does Hollywood find these idiots? Seriously!

[SestrenNK]

Oh, imagine the sexual horror about to take place on Thanksgiving when we devour a big fat juicy tasty turkey.

[andyandymax]

That's nothing. We get really kinky at our home. I tie up the roast! Then I spread gooey stuff over it. But the most fun is stuffing the turkey. We spread its legs and hold them apart. Then -- ooooh, I'm shuddering with delight, I have to stop now.

[andyandymax]

Hmm, I wonder what meat BDSM would be like.

[pixiedarkangel]

its where the code word for stop cutting the turkey this thanksgiving will be pass the green beans

[yahazif]

Jodi Miller is great

[Leavon]

But Jodi, is that "Rape" or "Rape-Rape" that you're going to do to that Turkey Club?

[Mauhadeeb28]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Nice reference to Whoopi "the douche" Goldberg.

[JollyMunkie]

That last joke was gold.

[mhjones2001]

That last joke was PURE gold.

[deadman12078]

Nice.

[CesarManiaX]

I want Jodi Miller to be my future wife

[andyandymax]

I want her to be my CURRENT wife, for decades.

[wrt7]

i wana turkey club......

A+ vid!!!!!!

[SestrenNK]

Natalie Portman proves yet again, like many, that educated shouldn't be mistaken with "wise" or "intelligent". She did say John Kerry was "hot" during the 2004 election, so this isn't surprising.

[oilhammer04]

So true, and we have a president who is intelligent, but doesn't know much. He masks his ignorance with he ability to give inspiring speeches. Bush, on the other hand, masked his intelligence with his inability to speak well.

[theifoncross]

Con-artist are always the best speakers.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Lurch hot? She shouldn't be on TV. She should be locked away somewhere and kept from sharp objects.

[shimauma42]

Not sure what Natalie said that makes her equivalent to being educated, LOL. Still, this just proves that if the libtards follow the lead of hollyweird, hopefully they'll all run into the ocean off a cliff soon.

[TheTMA1]

That would be Eco-friendly being the Lib/Commie/Dem's are lemmings. Especially the dark colored fur ones.

Did they grow that fur themselves or did they kill some defenceless little soft cuddly creature and strip them bare when barely dead to to get. I think they do to cuddlies what they do to working tax payers - tear off thier skin when still alive and parade down Hollyweird Blvd in their stolen furs calling others murders.

[TheTMA1]

Damn my California Education! 

SPELLING CORRECTION - ' Murderers'.

[DangerFamily]

Yes!!!

[fitedeltachi]

1st!

[conspiracy777]

WOW !!!  Is it just me or does she get funnier and cutier every episode?

[andyandymax]

Well, she gets funnier and cuter every day, buit I didn't know that YOU do too! ;)