Bill Burr Why Do I Do This? Population Control

[jboogi90]

Younggrizzly dude just bcause you play sports in order for them to pay for your school means your an idiot jokey that only have a limited vocabulary and only knows how to throw a ball. What you goin to college for to learn how to throw even more balls around fuckin run a lap for our entertainment. And actually learn somethin. Im goin for law enforcement so as soon as you fuck up im barin yo dumb ass for life. dont act like your are better than everyone cause you got off easy. big pile of fail.

[Platemaster]

This guy is exactly like Louis CK except of being funny.

[pnmcrw]

The censorship is disastrous.....!!!!!

[Kyero]

a bird shits on my tank, ima BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF IT!

[HigherPlanes]

antinatalism

[stegeo3]

wow this guy needs to be president of the u.s.a.! he put me and my gf in such a good mood that she was up for sex a few hours later and i got her pregnant

[dscrim]

@stegeo3 congrats?

[ToxicAvenger7]

A Team

[RaynardES]

Breaking Bad

[heeh2]

I had no idea he was this funny.

[airdog06757]

This is why I'm convinced men should need a license to use their equipment.  A pecker comes with the same amount of responsibility as a car, and in the wrong hands, it's just as dangerous.

[serpentisma]

@airdog06757 how about women? i agree that guys are irresponsible, but what about the women who are just as moronic, if not worse, by letting a guy get between their legs? the guy's an idiot for sure, but so is the woman for being dumb enough to give the guy a pass in the first place.

[NeoStele]

@nightsquadsucks Please sit back and think about the significance of your statement.....

[acemisterxxx]

Hilarious

[moneysuccesslegacy]

cigarettes are legal...that's -400,000 per year

[ZoSoxSwAnSoNgx]

he was shittin all over my tank what was i supposed to do?????

[gblackmon84]

Love his face when he says "this area is really exploding, really exploding.

[hoopwizz]

lol 50% of that crowd are probably "that guy"

[youngrizzy0007]

this is true thre are so many useless ppl around...The illuminati are taking care of tht tho

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@youngrizzy0007

"this is true thre are so many useless ppl around"

You're right.

You're one of them.

[youngrizzy0007]

@TheUltimateBeing01 Ahah u funny, yea i mit be useless to the government but not to team. Full football scholarship, getting my degree 2nd team all american...Wut u doin?

[NeoStele]

@youngrizzy0007 I wasn't privy to the conversation that took place before this, but I do have an answer to your question, Mr. All-American, Full-ride scholarship, "not to team" Holier than Thou....I'm writing comments that not only make sense, but are grammatically correct and all contain words that are spelled correctly. You may be getting your degree, but you might want to take a look at getting your money back...oh wait, we're paying for your school. You owe us money.

[JustusGregorius]

More censorship please

[destmu]

"You can shoot a bald eagle in the head"LOL Bill Burr is the most versatile comedian out. He is the only white comedian that can do racial humor and not kiss ass or come off like an ass.

[giantman72]

Louis69, if you are a virus then, please, kill yourself to save the rest of us.

[PyrozPlayground]

That's not a family photo, that's an environmental disaster and you framed it! So hilarious the way he says it, and also true. Like the Simpsons "It's funny and true"...

Btw why is everybody so pissed with others' comments? Just enjoy the video, post your favorite quotes, and be nice to one another. It's so childish to fight, especially on youtube. Come on. Enjoy your life. Stop acting like children. ;]

[jpete3027666]

First time I saw this guy I laughed so hard I was crying and my ribs and stomach hurt. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Bill Burr is the man.

[FreakyKing2]

dude if we limited couples to having only one kid in their lifetime we'd have this problem under control, the population would even shrink because it's a 2 to 1 ratio (which we need). BUT NO stupid people wanna have their seven fucking kids or whatever which they can barely even afford to raise and end up going on welfare or whatnot.

I know it sounds outlandish but it's the ONLY WAY

[subblackmovies]

Thumbs down...you're making money off of advertising by copying/pasting Bill Burr's hard work.

[CazMo85]

Black hair.. 5foot5... and dressed like they're in reservoir dogs ROFL

[BomerDX15]

Now he has the right idea.

[juswolf22]

@BomerDX15 yea lets get rid of you first

[BomerDX15]

@juswolf22 I most certainly won't be first. I can think so many people who deserve to "go away" before myself. Although I'm not very important, I'm fairly intelligent and that is more then many have, such as yourself.

[juswolf22]

@BomerDX15 lmao, good one...just fuckin wit ya.

[CodyRicheson]

The audience sort of missed the "Resevoir Dogs" line.

[cromagno]

I love this guy. He's like the modern George Carlin.

[ThePeterson21]

omfg i loveeee it

[BeccaLaughsAtBecca]

Amazing.

[Christianitylol]

Octomom should be publicly executed.

[leerey14]

@Christianitylol amen

[gobmore20]

@Christianitylol yes she clearly had 8 babies on purpose

[wstoj2006]

@gobmore20 Octomom has 14 kids

[RatedR555]

@Christianitylol lol nice

[Krimmson]

@cba1067950 If they're there to see Bill Burr, I'm assuming they get a free pass and become sensible contributors to society.

[Njderig]

"I'm not saying stop fucking, but pull out" ROFL!

[spidermanstailor]

I'd love to hear bill burrs opinion on juggalo's, Oh how I hate that disgusting sub culture.

[luckyvet]

True, we live in a society where politicians toss bones (money) at the bottom (poor uneducated) giving them an incentive to pump out 5 diffent kids from 4 fathers.

[briansprdr]

lol.that guy is everywhere..seriously that guy is everywhere...especially in the city where its crowded enough..

[tipigi]

@ninjajesus81 and darkbeat110 - What were your parent's responses to those statements/questions? It's funny how you bash people for making kids when every single one of us are here because of other people's decisions to make them! Either way, Bill is freakin' hilarious. Can't wait to see him 8-20-10 in pdx!

[knuckleskills]

Haha, love his face when he's the guy holding the first down marker :)

"yeaah, I'm fuckin doing something!"

[loush25]

burr needs a show.. him tosh and louis ck are the best alive comedians!

[bigdickswagger]

im sick of soccer moms and their little shit balls

[darkbeat101]

I agree 110%. Too many people are so obssessed with making kids like their seed is so important

[ninjajesus81]

@darkbeat101 I agree. It's pretty arrogant, actually. What makes these people so great that they need to be replicated?

[503goonie]

shoot a bald eagle in the head hahahahaha

[spanisheyes3]

this guy is really funny man. legend comedian is Bill Hicks

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

bill burr & greg giraldo are the best comedians out by far

honorable mention

dave attel

&

dave chapelle

if he comes outta retirement in yellow springs (lol)

[KodieJames13]

Out of all the bullshit im saying i think im on to something... lol

[Neonman78]

This guy's fucked up. I love him!

[jampk24]

hahah this is awesome

[DaCatOnTop]

i love him...he says shit that you think but dont say...i so agree on this whole overpopulation shit...its what i always think...

[logwind]

30 people shitting in a river lmao

[newdaisy227]

he is so spot on in everything he talks about!

[2shockful]

this guy is a legend

[monsieurhassan]

FInally someone says it right . .. I've been thinkin like this for ages

[BoswellBum]

I love the part about the guy who doesn't pull out into the intersection far enough so the left turn light doesn't change. That happens to me all the time. I laugh every time I hear that.

[zipposnknives]

dude they're shittin all over my tank what the fuck am i supposed to do??

lmfao

[pr0ph3ceez]

why is he the funniest fucking guy in the world

[mawkdawg]

I wouldnt say Greg Giraldo is famous

[pr0ph3ceez]

ya what the fuck is up with that

[doodyxdaniels]

I only agree with the dane cook part of that statement....Greg Giraldo is actually funny in his own self-deprecating manner.

Dane Cook is a narcissistic hack who peaked from one show then became a media tool who resorted to self-fandom as a form of comedy. fuck him.

but Greg...he's actually a real funny haggard loser type comic.

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

co-sign dane cook is a spazz not funny @ all

bill bur & greg giraldo all day every day especialy giraldo on the comedy central roasts

[doodyxdaniels]

greg is amazing at roasts...he's such a natural.

he'd probably either be awesome to have beers with or would make you w ant to punch him in the face (lol)

he was aiiiight in Lewis Black's The Root of Evil. some eps.

[RavenMichaels]

@cardplayer55 Giraldo was very underrated and never got the credit he deserved. As far as success goes, Giraldo was VERY underrated. He deserved more respect in the entertainment industry than he got. Thankfully, atleast the comedians, including Bill Burr, gave him respect and knew he was something special...

[TheBoss213]

@cardplayer55 Dane Cook is a hack. But if you don't like Greg Giraldo then you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[rippindrummer666]

@cardplayer55 dude greg giraldo wasnt popular at all...and plus him and bill burr were really good friends

[Sacrifice117]

@rippindrummer666 greg giraldo wasnt popular at all? i el oh el at your fail

[rippindrummer666]

@Sacrifice117 are you trying to sound like a douche or is that how you normally talk...and yeah compared to dudes like daniel tosh dane cook and other comedians giraldo was lower on the radar

[rippindrummer666]

@Sacrifice117 your that guy that bill is talking about in this video

[Sacrifice117]

@rippindrummer666 LOL dane cook is a fucking piece of shit. he is a worthless excuse for a human being and greg giraldo destroys him from the grave. daniel tosh is a good kid

[doshus73]

Man, he thinks like me and my friends.....He gets it...

[TheDoyleslaw]

You're right Louis69, do the world a favor and kill yourself.

[frollun2]

bill burr for president.

[RadioRoxen]

In absence of new Hicks and Carlin material this is funny.

[MoeHailstone]

I hadn't thought of that but you're 1000% right!! Couldn't put my finger on it....thanks for sayin' that

[Rh3niUm64]

yea like that show with a 17 kid family

[CanYouHandleYohann]

Absolutely. Carlin's my favorite. How did you get two neg. responses on that comment?

[Louis69]

Humans are just basically a virus we eat multiply and destroy the very environment we live in.

[queekers]

yeah like what agent smith said in the matrix

[Louis69]

Yeah exactly.

[movieapple]

@Louis69 Bullshit. We are like any kind of life. Why are you someone to classify us as good or bad?

[Louis69]

@movieapple It's a simple fact a virus is the only other creature on earth besides humans that destroy the very environment they live in. So Bullshit it is not.

[movieapple]

@Louis69 - It's a clever line and I understand the sentiment it and you are saying, it's a clever way to get it across. But it is not a simple fact. Lemmings are well known for destroying their environment leading to huge population crashes, the same happens with locusts in natural environments (as well as our man-made environments obviously).

Best to keep your "it's a simple fact" style to things you actually know about.

I understand and agree with your sentiment - and Bill Burr is awesome!

[Louis69]

@movieapple Lemmings and locusts don't destroy their environment they simply eat all the food in the area they live then move on or as you say have a population crash. The environment they live in is still fine all that is needed is for the food to grow back. Humans on the other hand strip the earth clean of plants and animals and other raw materials which never return or take a life time to grow back at which point they are just cut down again. Also animals don't pollute with toxic substances.

[movieapple]

@Louis69 I think other animals like snakes, rats, ants, etc. depending on that food source might disagree with you, heh!! I understand what you're getting at, it's a valid sentiment, but that line you mention is meant as a light-hearted jovial way to make a point, it's not an 'absolute truth'. It's all dependent on species and time perspective, not a good analogy. Anyway, I am careful to keep a small environmental footprint as I'm sure you are, kudos to you, and Bill Burr rocks!

[um010]

@Louis69 deep

[13098519]

@Louis69  your a fuckin moron

[Louis69]

@13098519 Hey great reply from a person with the IQ of a carrot.

[13098519]

@Louis69 And you know this how? Because you "think" you know it all apparently? So hey, great judgment response.. Is that how you make all your comments? Without reviewing anything? You proved your own stupidity. And just for the record, not ALL humans destroy the environment. If this is how you view humanity as a whole, then the only virus is your fucked up mindset. But your too smart to know that right? Is your IQ greater than a carrot? *Thumbs Down!*

[Louis69]

@13098519 All you have to do is look around you today to see what I am talking about. I know that not all humans live in a way that hurts the environment however the percentage of people that live that way is so small it really does not even matter much. You are just one of those people that refuses to accept that humans are doing things the wrong way and that things are getting worst not better. But hey you can believe what you want no one is stopping you.

[13098519]

@Louis69 ok... if your correct,, go shoot yourself in the head, Just fuckin off yourself.. because your a virus yes? You have no benefit to anyone or anything right? Do the right thing buddy.. go and kill yourself. Nobody wants a virus.

You know, in this particular argument,, id say its YOU that FAILS to see that not all people are "viruses" destroying everything as you boldly claim. And since you notice a high percentage of people doing things wrong, what the fuck are you doing about it?

[Louis69]

@13098519 You are to stupid for me to continue to have a conversation with. Keep living in your fantasy world.

[13098519]

@Louis69 Reply of a loser.. congrats moron.. im glad your not capable of responding.. Your not worthy of an argument anyways.. piece of shit.. and I can say that with substantial evidence.

[13098519]

@pureform44 - What the hell is wrong with you? Allright, since you want to argue that shit,,, your right... go grab a .45 and shoot yourself in the face.. Your totally right dude,, this place is over populated... Might as well start with killing your lame ass...

[13098519]

@pureform44 - Did you know Marilyn Manson shares your point of views? So now you have to ask yourself how contradicting you are. Secondly you have to ask yourself why your automatically assuming I dont think the planet is being over populated. And last, this means you probably read a previous comment of mine and couldnt understand it. Your argument is completely based off immoral values.. You proved your own ignorance.. Go shoot yourself now, youve been granted permission.

[brad175]

@Louis69 Thanks for quoting agent Smith tard

[OperaTunaTeaCaesar]

@brad175 every time someone says that we are a virus, i know it makes sense and i know a lot of people prolly thought that idea up, but it makes me think of the matrix anyway :P.

[OperaTunaTeaCaesar]

@Louis69 Yeah, i guess. But people feel too strongly about this. In a few billion years, the oceans will evaporate, and in a few billion more the sun will engulf the whole damn planet. And guess what, if our retarded race isnt extinct by that point, and if we havent figured out a way to survive outside of earth, none of this will matter anyway. Just enjoy the ride, oh and recycle.

[martinstatic]

@Louis69

Damn straight. I'm going to enjoy the 80 years of being a virus on this planet as much as I can. Recycling? Global warming? Pfft let other generations worry about it, I'm not going to waste my life making a tiny difference I'll never see.

[AttackOfTheDoctor]

@Louis69

congrats you saw the matrix...bravo

[evangrogers]

@Louis69 rofl ... oh liberals.

[Louis69]

@evangrogers oh morons.

[macarion]

@evangrogers retard

[jontejay]

@Louis69 Hey i saw the matrix too, why dnt i have 50 upvotes??

[QuarrelsomeQ]

"Dude, he's got black hair, he's 5'5, he's dressed like he's in Reservoir Dogs! He's right over there..." :) Good stuff.

[komat0se]

lmao wow this is hilarious

[k28xl]

I'm 1 of 6 and I still find this hilarious.

[charityjunebug]

People really need to stop making piles of kids.

[bigkitten]

My god!....he hit on the REAL truth, there! Funny, how this problem is very rarely broatched. It's directry attributable to virtually ALL of Man's ills.

[cardplayer55]

dude, they're shitting all over my tank. wtf am i suppose to do??

[jjdecani]

Censorship is so childish.

[FXMAN66]

Dude...he's right over there!  lol

[TheChildFromTheSand]

You just made thirty people who are all takin a shit everyday that ends up in a river!Thats not a family photo; thats an environmental disaster & YOU FRAMED IT! roflmao!

[Carpet531]

"imagine picking someone wallet. you don't even have to run, just weave in from behind. He took my wallet!, he right there!, he right there! He has black hair, spock haircut, 5'5,and look look like those "

[Sevensixseven78]

fucking bald eagles shittin on my tank!

[20000DT]

This was really one of his better segments

[Killoea]

That's an enviromental disaster and you framed it!

[juswood420]

this is so good

[usquanigo]

And so true, all of it.

[NEAREND]

haha STOP MAKIN THAT FUCKIN GUY

[dancindude666]

my favorite of all comics!  WHAT A F***IN GENIUS!!!

[TheScratchlessGuy]

aaaah! theres plenty of'em!!, plenty of'em!!!

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

THAT-WAS-FUCKING-AWESOME

[Aaronlm91]

Stop makin that guy!

[libertarianjury]

"We already got that guy" LOL

Yeah, and he's not voting libertarian...

In fact, he's never read any basic economics books, and he votes with his heart, not his mind...

....Awesome...

ROTFLOL!

[DaffyDuckDutchess]

i wonder wat that be lik really lol

im sad the vid lik jus missed the part bout the deer i love that lol good vid tho burr rocks!

[trentkill]

Bill speaking the truth about idiot offspring.

[kaylantgibson]

FUNNY!!!

[xcon99]

so fucking funny this is going to my favorite