Master Chief is an Alcoholic - G4tv.com

[dragonking960]

A parody of David Hasillhoff?



[cerealkiller4993]

Only ps3 fans bitch about this video or kids who got horrifically gang t bagged

[osmantiger]

just use a plasma granate

[davebuster10]

there are 6,666 likes. thats awesome

[MsFunknotics]

huh....huh.....huh.....huh....­huh....waat?....

[swingerallday1]

WHAT A WAST OF A HAMBURGER :(

[DanielZVans]

this is stupid

[rosebud10123]

you going to stop im going to stop you promis no! lol

[burnt9991]

woman: tell me your going to stop.

master chief: i'm going to stop.

woman: do you promise?

master chief:NO!

[giantchicken891]

this isnt even funny

[TehFlush]

@giantchicken891

It's a parody.

[giantchicken891]

@TehFlush i know, but its supposed to be funny. and it just isnt.

[thecheef1000]

"says who?"

"bungie"

"sh*t"

[MiniDJBeirne]

1,687 people don't know David Hasslehoff.

[odstjeremy]

Do you promise??? I love his response"NO"

[ALlAMERICON25]

promise your going to stop ill be fine promise me say your giong to stop im going to stop do you promise? NO

[SHON477aqw]

Of course he drinks, how else would he be able to handle the stress of saving mankind over and over?

[TheSilverWolfX9]

Master Chief

The David Hasselhoff of the future!

[Ryan61918]

Image bungie did make a halo game that he was drunk with the arbtier thumbs up if u argee

[thestupidmariovideos]

@Ryan61918 i don't like where this is going lol

[Ryan61918]

@thestupidmariovideos argee

[1tonydragon]

promise no!!!! lol



[cMARVEL360]

"MasterChief are you goign to work on your game tomorrow? . . WHaat?" LOL!!!! After being on hiatus after Halo 3 the chief was caought off guard by this planned economic crisis. So hey found heaven in burgers and brew. LOL!

[sanoah24]

loling my ass off!

[munky1265]

this why bungie went with noble, and dropped out before halo 4

[DragonSkin342]

"UH IM GONNA BARF"

"DAMN MY HELMET!!!!"

[adangme]

Master Chief is "The Hoff"!?!

[ihazzrecon]

@adangme  haha

[aflownes]

this would have been better had he been babying the bottle and they had cortana behind him fussing at him....

[TheFewOrange]

ODST=

Orbital Detox Senter Thing

(IK i spelled Center wrong but im not that smart.)

[jaroddz14]

dumb ass video

[Battlefilms217]

Explains why he wasn't in ODST. XD

[MrSer1a]

this is sooooo bashing David Hasseloff :D

[UncleRiv]

he r guy who g0n t33ch u a lesson... om nom nom

[tsugi1111]

Soooo..... this is how master chief is on his day off huh?? lol

[DJFixa]

Are you going to stop, no are you going to stop yes... Promise? NOO

[SwaffyX]

Chief has a mom!

I thought he was just made from a Windows computer program!

Wow, does that mean that idiot from Call of Duty has a mom too?

[xOmGxitsxchris]

im sad now...

[MrQuickSqueez]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE BURGER??

[MASTERHUNTER666]

@MrQuickSqueez Taking helmet off, and then another helmet then another, another... how many helmets mc wears?? world will never know..

[Rotneybot]

@MrQuickSqueez Take off the helmet, but he does not want anyone to see his face. lolololol

[warhawk512]

@MrQuickSqueez I hear you loud and clear.haha

[les777pl]

Lame. Why the fuck do you beep out whole sentences? Why the fuck are we supossed to know what the fuck he's talking about?

[percheron1654]

I've never seen someone act like that under the effect if alcohol...

[XlavesS]

masterchief forgot to remove his helmet before eating the hamburger LOL

[shirlay117]

hahaha

Ladie: tell your going to stop...

Master Chief: im going to stop

Ladie: you promise me?

Master Chief: NOO!!!

[TheAbdi939]

1,674 people want master chief to be fired

[TheBallard101]

and this ladies and gentleman. why bungie stop making halos with master chief in it

[Thatrainnbow6lover]

@TheBallard101 Calm down this video is old as fuck. -

[TheBallard101]

@Thatrainnbow6lover i was making a joke

[Kyrese121]

that why I cant beet the game

[BoogieManLT]

Tell me you going to stop. I'm going to stop. Do you promise ? No !!!

[18years0r0lder]

alright who gave david hasselholf mjolnir armor

[Destroyer19941995]

0:20 muahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah­haahaahahahahahahahah

[itsmeordadog]

Some say he can't open envelopes, or that he is... obese, dispite the fact that he doesn't have a mouth. All we know, is that he's called the chief!

[RopRoyRussia01]

Hahaha! ) NO! ))

[TheSuperbird1000]

how can he eat that his armor is on

[MrHalosnipergod]

Mp4410 u r dissgusting u dirty man hoe

[AndrelbY]

BASURA

[MrKingPin360]

wow that looveiRosieaa388 was fuckin naked man

[mp4401]

is there anything i won't masturbate to?

[xTHEFATGIRLx]

HA! That made me chuckle...

[StealthNull]

"Do you promise?" "NO!"

[barrowscasper12]

after this halo reach was created master chief was fired :(

[bnjnbvchjh]

david hosselhoff ohh no its masterchief =)

[code1123]

Are u going to stop?

Yeah...

U promise?

No!

[nave4pres2]

Open the Transcribe Audio and read the first line. It says " Nasty In Chief" xD

[BabyLuva1001]

this is why they canceled halo.

[ziggy8745]

is it just me or does master cheif sound like a brute/elite... or maybe im just high

[LiteWingedANGELpro]

this is why halo4 wasn't made 

[xXGTXxGamers]

Tell me your going to stop

Ill be fine

TELL ME YOUR GOING TO STOP

your going to stop

Do you promise?

NO!

[gunut4]

"Wahhhhh?" lol

[SozaBladefire]

"Its not fair to the gamers what you're doing." Bitch speak for yourself, do you have any idea how funny it is to hijack a banshee when drunk off your ass? I didn't think so; I'm gonna send John a bottle of Jack just so I can do it again!

[kissandra71]

what a drunk lmao!!! i just saw a video called

pow-real rangers

that thing is the funniest thing i saw youtube today bar none!

[XANMASTERSKULL]

OMG hate the mocking of S117... buuuuuut..... umm... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mscarebeargurl]

haaha didnt this come off of david hasselhoffs drunken..ess thing ?

[unifish95]

goto cc>transcribe audio... its just funny

[Revolver123ish]

lololololololololol

[warfare1o1]

the only thing that master chief is a gentalmen about is that he eats a hamburger with a fork!!!

[TheWhiteOp]

i love how he tries eating it with his hands realized it wouldn't work then tries a fork >.<

[heystupidopenthedoor]

Hasselhoff

[Jorgelina111174]

es tonto o ¿que? tan pavo no puede ser

[chinshihuandi]

drunk link is better

[TheKungFuProductions]

Nice job..... Activision.

[TheSonicboom23]

do you promise??? no!!!!!!!!!!! lolol

[fgt73]

Bungie fired him, and then ODST appeared.

[Jouhanimou]

Annoying bitch

[bnjnbvchjh]

its like watching david hosselhoff

[BurnMyUndeadBrother]

Gayest Shit i've ever seen

[walkertexasranger33]

what? what? what?

[YungMrMagic]

tell me youre going to stop

im GOING to stop.

you promise?

NO!!!! lmao

[bootysweat44]

i love the consistent "eh" and "wha?" throughtout the whole thing lol

[Arcanemage1988]

I love that he shoves the burger in his face and when he fails to squeeze it through his visor he decides a fork might help.

[Micbo2k10]

that's made my day!

[zombra117]

a?

[FracturedPulse]

I miss G4, DAMN YOU DIRECTV!!!

[CessiCB]

@FracturedPulse

G4 sucked. It went downhill fast, and it's a good thing they took it off. All they showed was Cops, Cheaters, and crap like that. I'm glad it's gone. It was dead long before DTV took it off.

[MICROSOFTGAMESTUDIO1]

@FracturedPulse YES DAMN THEM TO HELLL OMG NO MORE JESSICA CHOBOT =-(

[MrDylweed]

DID U KNOW MASTER CHIEF IS REALLY RICK JAMES o_0 jk

[JamesParkersVideos]

Lol. This just takes the piss.

[magiichalo]

"DID U KNOW?"-- master chief eats hamburgers with a fork!

(you are now 1% smarter than yesterday)

[2krzy]

wat the fuck is master chief a hobbo wtf or he just take shite and all that

[2krzy]

wat the fuck is master chief a hobbo wtf

[EWU619]

do u promise?  NO!! XDDDDD LMFAO

[Unlorrd]

Reach sets in the time before the masterchief rises dumasses.

[granturismoman170]

...and thats why he died.

[IJP2000]

OH SO THATS Y HE IS NOT IN REACH lol

[LIGNOxL23]

@IJP2000 no hes in Reach takn a nice long nap in a cryotube

(bungie did it to keep him from drinkn so when they give up on halo he would technically be sobber for the next guys who pick the game up)

[predatortheme]

@IJP2000

Idiot. do you know that halo reach's story played Before halo 1? and the master chief that you see in the halo 1-3 games is the spartan that survived at the end of halo reach story. and the spaceship was the pillar of autumm. which is the first thing you see in halo 1!!! AND halo ODST is the same story then Halo 3. just you play as a ODST soldier

[IJP2000]

@predatortheme yea i know i was just kidding u dont have to get all mad at me jeez

[biddycy]

this is like my dad!

[AdyinH0bo]

@biddycy me too.

[MrCoolhwhip]

HAHA LOL HE USES A FORK XD

[RandomGuy215]

Hahaha! Oh god, David Hasselhoff is not alone.

[crazy76fishy]

haha he cant eat his burger hes probaly pissed

[TheMoptimusPrime]

You gonna eat that?

[TheGameInfoGuy]

1658 people can't believe this is their Master Chief...

[bulletforaboy15]

witch is beter?halo 1 or halo 3 ODST

[lejzer1]

@bulletforaboy15  halo 1

[villerend]

@bulletforaboy15 HALO 1 !

[addictedproductions]

master chief saved us countless times so he deserves to have a little drinking problem!

[arandomperson3]

I bet bungie would laugh their asses off at this!

[xboxgamerJ16]

im a bad clown, im a bad clown, I DO COCAINE!!!!

[SCHNIEFI23]

zu geil echt

[raulshadow13]

lady:do u promise??

master chief:noo!!!!

[raulshadow13]

im goin to stop

u promise

NO XD

[jorelzky]

his so drunk that he forget that his wearing a helmet!! thumbs up if you agree!

[taichiization]

poor buger 

[NEDandDJ]

" Tell Me Your Going To Be Fine"

"Sure"

"Could You Promise"

"No"

[b3tit01011]

jaja u dumbass ... u have to right it twice just to capatalize cock of doody lol ... it aint even worth capatilizing !!!

[salinas831rep]

@betito01011 puro Call Of Duty

[salinas831rep]

@betito0101 puro call of duty

[b3tit01011]

LOL this iz sum funny az shit foo ... nd 4 all the ppl that that dont like it Just shut the hell up nd dont watch O nd metroid or call of duty aint got shit on halo, BITCH !!!!

[Timespartan111]

its sooo plastic

[M3TR01DFANBOY]

samus never had this problem...prob cuz shes too busy making 12 awesome metroid games..unlike the 6 halo games that are all the same

[Arbiter7897]

@M3TR01DFANBOY But Halo Wars is way different...and So is Halo Reach. :o

[animetodamaximum]

"Tell me your going to be fine"

"Sure"

"Could you promise"

"No"

[ironmanx71]

he jus smears it all over his mouth LOL

[HaloReachFavorites]

lol burger with a fork?

[xxxtboyxxx]

Huh? What?..... What?.... NO!!!

[xxxtboyxxx]

Huh? What?..... Huh? NO!!

[TheCalimbaKing]

Promise me your going to stop.

I'm going to stop.

You promise?

NO!

[wowrazzmutant]

i remember watching this episode XD

[projectplk]

"tell me you're going to stop"

"i'm going to stop"

"promise?"

"NO!"

lmfao

[OnlineMythAngels]

R.I.P

Hamburger

We will all miss you.

Peace.

[HappyMasterChief]

poor him now he is a side voice for halo reach...

[clubmimo123]

They made Halo 3 ODST cause he got fired.

[RllyCoco]

ROFL!!

[sweettooth1153]

u promise? NO

[xPERFECTxACE]

1,655 people play cal of duty

[Knightlip1]

@xPERFECTxACE you mean cock of dooty

[xPERFECTxACE]

@Knightlip1 hahaha yeah it suckes hehe

[erobertt3]

this isnt funny at all

[DarkFireFilms21]

U promisE?

NO!

ROFL ROFL

[daftmastercheifpunk]

Master Chief can't be fired! >:(

[kemnp005]

spartan 117! you're fired! hahaha

[UnderMyPulse1]

"you promise ?!"

"NO!"

[taktikalham]

why cheif  why

[LegoRandomness243]

and he didn't stop, for he actually let them create halo 3 up to reach and ruin the series, and then he died of alchohol poisining :P

[LivesForJihad]

How does he drink if he can't even eat?

[mrspartanmonkey1]

women: will u stop

chief:yes i will stop

women:u promise

chief: no

[carboN1011]

thats a fucked up burger.

[hankychiefman]

do you promise?...no

[TheQuantomX]

this...

is....

stupid....

[0876927977]

this is retarded

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

3 days before Halo 2 Vista

[RUFFRZCR]

HE GOT FIRED, THEN THEY MADE ODST.

[TheAnimatorOfPivot]

@RUFFRZCR Then he fell into a deep depression when he found out about reach lol

[Jackmanmanjr]

@RUFFRZCR and then reach!!!

[xalxican01]

@RUFFRZCR And since he was still an alcoholic after ODST they decided to make halo reach where noble six (That awesome guy we all love) is the new hyper lethal hero.

[myusernameis7h2o]

@xalxican01 master chief will rape noble six in a fight eve if he wus playing as six......-.-.........yea...

[gherkinINC]

@RUFFRZCR  LAWL, SO TRUE !!!! lmfao xDDD

[halodude446]

@RUFFRZCR And even after ODST when he hadn't cleaned up his damn act, they made Reach.

[MrQuickieMart13]

@RUFFRZCR ODST sucked blue balls

[chargerfighter1]

@MrQuickieMart13

Why is that? Any other reason that its lack of mute idiot in green armor?

[chargerfighter1]

@RUFFRZCR

An improvement, in my opinion. Plus, ODSTs look fucking awesome.

[alfonso6191]

@chargerfighter1 well, i wouldnt say blue balls.....maybe green or red...but definately not blue