Staten Island Rant

[kevboslice112]

is it wrong of me to dislike people who act like they belong on jersey shore?

[chirico61093]

@kevboslice112 fuck jersey shore

[Hal3yrox903]

My boyfriend lives in SI (: I live in Texas.. lmao

[deedeeCanz]

fun stations still open !

[chirico61093]

@deedeeCanz woohoo!

[jobrosfan77y]

alright i live in staten island how come we havnt met yet !?!?!n btw ur hot as the hoty hot !haha n everything u said on here is 100% trueee! so people need to stfu n get over them selves

[rocker3250]

Completely agree about the politics thing lol

[ToMTheoryOfMind]

You're a herb bro. Welcome to reality where it's like that mostly everywhere.

[jojoap5]

omg ilive in staten island and holyfuck this is accurate

[stanzfinest]

forza italia baby..I had taken huge dildos and three of his slim fingers were not uncomfortable.

He was back in a moment with a jar of Vaseline. He moved back into position, covered my hole with the slippery goo, and then fingers went back up me, two, then three, and then I felt the fourth. I sucked his cock, relaxed, willed my hole to open, and then I felt his fist move up into me, slowly. And then he was all the way in, and as he sucked my cock he started to fist my hungry shithole.

[BigShag15]

god bless this video

[merriboberri]

Oh god...I just moved to Staten Island a month ago and found this video today. What the hell did I get myself into?

[TheFakeChannel]

Thank you, sir, for producing this fantastically accurate video.

[stanzfinest]

this video is true...We turned, and sixty nined. His asshole was shaved, pink, juicy. I touched it as I sucked his prick, then wet a finger and slid it in. It entered with ease. I felt him moan around my cock, and then his finger was rubbing my asshole, then pushing in. God, it felt good as he swirled it around up my ass. I wriggled to let him know, and then I felt another go in me, and then a third. I just relaxed, letting him fuck his fingers into me.

[evilperson3596]

this video is true

[lilbeccagirl97]

Iloveyou.

[DjSintryfical]

vid cant be more accurate... at 17 seconds u hit it on tha mark "everyone is just fuckin stupid staten island" .... yes we are lmao.... n yes u can get alcohol ANYWHERE... pot heads all over, kids smokin at lyk 10, but we still love this island

[Hardtoexplainxx]

lol i'm glad i'm part of that 1% who isn't a whore/druggie or wanna-be

[StuckOnFuckinYou]

It's mostly all true :O

[KelsardoTheAwesome]

No its not true.. well some timess lol.

[priscillamarieex]

Thank you for making my entire night! Aha.

And all this shit is true.

[fromadreamersside]

Ohmygodd everything he talked about was true I was cracking up at everythingg,oh goshh,GOTTA LOVE STATEN ISLAND!

[youngb715]

who wants the beats

[chirico61093]

@youngb715 already got dre beats..

[nosoupforu95]

I thought it was funny lol no need to get offended by it hes only speaking the truth

[TheJDuoBand]

(part 2) the good kids. every1 respects true whores, true druggies, the kids who aren't whores, & the kids who don't smoke. i'm 1 of the kids who doesnt smoke cuz my grandma had cancer. thats y id never smoke. the kids respect those people. NOBODY respects wannabees. every1 knows who they are and nobody respects them. im gonna tell u the truth right here-dont be friends w/ a wannabee. theyll ruin ur life. they get utwisted n tell lies. dont fall 4 the bs. i did & i lost friends cuz of a wannabee

[chirico61093]

@TheJDuoBand i hear you i hear you! this society is just fucked up

[TheJDuoBand]

@chirico61093 everything u said about staten island is the exact same for new jersey. except for transportation, the buses being late. see, our academny buses, etc aren't late. ever. it's our fucking school buses that are always late. the other day, it was freezing cold oustdie. everyone had to wait at my bus stop for almost 20 minutes in the freezing cold. and i mean it was COLD. we all started to get frostbite. 1 time we had 2 wait after school in the rain 4 a 1/2 hr 4 my bus.

[chirico61093]

@TheJDuoBand thats ridiculous...unbelievable

[TheJDuoBand]

@chirico61093 and whats even more unbelieveable is how my school is too stupid to realize that some of the teachers they hire are either assholes, idiots, pervs, or all 3 combined. i'm not saying every teacher is bad because i have some really awesome tecahers this year. but i'm saying that some of the "adult figures" in my life don't even act responsible at all. my bus driver hits on all the girls on the bus. literally. and he's like in his 60s. he stared

[TheJDuoBand]

@chirico61093 at this poor girl's ass today because she was wearing a skirt. she is the only one at her bus stop. he stared at her ass and watched her walk all the way to her house. hes done that before. even to me. my old math teaher who left & has been gone since november claiming he was sick. everyone knows hes retiring. anyways, we found a kitchen knife in his closet next to his desk. a big huge kitchen knife. he asked a girl where she live once. a gym teacher loves to watch

[TheJDuoBand]

@chirico61093 girls run during track in our gym and he is in his 40s. my math teacher is in his 60s. and whats the worst is that these guys are all married.

[TheJDuoBand]

@TheJDuoBand wut i meant by my math teacher asked a girl where she lived once is, he asked for her address & her home #. another teacher ranted 'bout a kid on facebook calling him a dickhead. she got fired. my old spanish teacher called me stupid infront of my class. "She no es smart" is wut he said 2 my friend while pointing at me. that was 2 yrs ago. yea. not fun. haha. we also had a teacher who smoked weed in school &asked kids if they had any. thats how much a joke my school is.

[TheJDuoBand]

new jersey is exactly the same! haha especially some of the kids in my schools. like you said "there's the potheads. there's the wannabees. and there's people who don't smoke. respect the people who don't smoke. the potheads, respect to you. you know, you do your thing. to the wannabees, what the f*** are you doing with your life? like honestly." well said, my friend. well said. in my school, we have the true whores, the wannabee whores, and the good kids. the druggies, wannabee druggies and

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Not just about the island, it relates to the majority of North American society and nice guys like me who apply logic are made to look like a dweeb, lawls!

[chirico61093]

@nhlalwenhlezondo amen my brother, amen!

[semmanual944]

its honestly because everyone is more concerned with what people think of them than what they want to do. sure we've all smoked and drank, it's Staten Island...but idk why everyones like whos fit to burn 24/7. everyone needs to chill the fuck out and stop tryna grow up so fast. and they complain about their fake friends, well like, i've had my fair share...but its good now. you get rid of the people who cause drama and bs and keep the rest. ive had like no drama and im a senior.

[sehelmick03]

YOU ARE MY FUCKING SOUL MATE. hahah i love you <333

[smileeeyx3]

this video is definitely true. its absolutely annoying that everyone has to drink to have fun and thats what they look forward too. the sluts are getting younger and younger and all these girls are hooking up with girls and blaming it on the fact that they are being drunk but maybe you'll open people's eyes to stop doing. but i highly doubt that. everyone always judges people. but this was great i loved every moment of it !

[rathgotswagga]

WAIT WHEN DID THEY CLOSE FUNSTATION?

[sabbzzy]

@rathgotswagga They didn't close funstation... My sister works there lol

[ryantcobb]

@sabbzzy i know i know i thought so they were thinking of fun bubble

[noodle7annie1]

FUN STATION IS STILL HERE.....

[bigboyhotstuff]

This man speaks the truth about our shit island!

[origanilsamsluver]

your amazing omg, like everyone in my school is so fucking stupid, like wtf is wrong with people fucking 11 year olds having 2 year relationships and getting blowjobs like what the fuck is wrong with you ? this is so funny bc we all know its true and if you bee hatin oon this your fucking from new jersey or some shit . anyway your a coolcat and have such swaaag obviouslly,,, makee more videos about staten island man, thanks kbye(:

[weasleyblushes]

I honestly don't understand why people on here are commenting this defending themselves. Everything said here was all true, for most people anyway. And people, please learn how to use proper spelling. You all sound like assholes.

[chirico61093]

@weasleyblushes AMEN to you my friend...amen!

[letssmakeariot]

all the girls look the same here, its always that see through black shirt with a black leather jacket and with black boots that go up to your knees. Or how if you go the staten island mall and you atleast see 3 people that you know. And there is good people on this island trust me, all the attention though is on the fake bitches that everybody complains about.. If you guys want a good girl then its really not that hard to find, guys just obsess over looks.

[chirico61093]

@letssmakeariot truth! i found me a good girl though its all good(: all them fake bitches can keep being fake!

[sairax14]

i know how hypercritical this will sound but honestly i swear im one of those few good girls left on this island. not to sound like a freaken saint or anything but ive never gone out with a guy before, never smoke or drank, and thankfully im still a prude and a virgin. And yes the majority of girls on this island are sluts but their still are the remaining few decent ones... there u just gotta look :3

[ryantcobb]

@sairax14 good for u dont let anyone tell u different. thanks for the view!!

[scream261]

Staten Island is another world...Thanks for the video response buddy... Enjoy Yaself! Keep up the good work!

[ryantcobb]

@scream261 thank friend. thanks 4 the view!

[chirico61093]

comment your ideas if you want more staten island related videos

[BitsyThehot1]

Dude, we would be the best of friends if I ever met you. I'm always shitting on people form this island

[JoeyNumb]

WE SHOULD TAKE STATEN ISLAND, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

[BTandC61794]

The fixing of the hat annoys me

[chirico61093]

@BTandC61794 that's something we can work on

[kassietravisme]

I miss my east coast accent.

[chirico61093]

@kassietravisme get it back!

[GaabbVosillax3]

omg AMEN !

[TEamGaMeP1aY]

everyone who is being rude about this chill out, he obviously states in the beginning he is a hypocrite and does a lot of the same things so relax ya'll :P ry cobb is just ranting. take it too seriously maybe you're the one doing the idiotic things too.

[ryantcobb]

To all the people hating on this video, you just prove my point IN A JOKE VIDEO I MADE FOR NO SERIOUS REASON WHAT SO EVER by thinking you know me. You don't. I'm the kind of guy who will go out of his way to help out a friend or give someone good advice. I'm the kind of guy who jokes about Staten Island, but in reality, love Staten Island. Just because this video is me ranting about silly things doesn't mean Im hating on anything I love everyone on this island and wouldn't have it any other way.

[chirico61093]

@ryantcobb LISTEN TO HIM^

[thedoc277]

@ryantcobb no I don't know you. I find it funny you hating on the island you live on when you seem like the typical s.i tool. Like I said you hate people status on facebook complaining , look what you are doing.

[CheesyMexicanSquares]

I guarantee you that every single time someone looks at YOU, you say "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT!?"

[ryantcobb]

@CheesyMexicanSquares actually, i smile im not an asshole but nice try

thanks 4 the view

[CheesyMexicanSquares]

You're an idiot. You're talking about guidos and dumb orange whores. Relax yourself.

[ryantcobb]

@CheesyMexicanSquares i never once mentioned guidos but thats ok. n u relax this video shouldnt be taken seriously lol thanks 4 the view

[chirico61093]

@CheesyMexicanSquares that awkward moment when he didn't say the words "guido" or "dumb orange whores"

[ConkerHimself]

This is seriously the stupidest shit I've seen. You fit right in with these "assholes". All I heard was "fuck fuck fuck look at me I'm cool for wearing a Yankee hat fuck fuck" Get this shit the fuck out of here. Pussy.

[ryantcobb]

@ConkerHimself thank you for telling me about myself, that just about sums it all up, story of my life, conformist living on staten island pussy bitch ok mhm thats me. thanks for the view

[TheTara13]

this video is 100% correct!!!! its not that i hate the island cause we grew up here but i just hate the people here haha but i love this video! :D

[iScarpzz]

people need to relax.. this was obviously a joke.. i hate when people look for attention by making themselves look like their standing for a cause and being noble.. just chill and take it for what it is.. a joke.. and if u dont like it dont watch it and go along with your day

[Prodsynth]

I used to be like you where I thought I had this island figured out. Wait until you hit college my friend. It gets worse.

[chirico61093]

@Prodsynth we're in college lol

[emanuelax3]

lmfao, ilove you

[SweetPiz3]

all these people are haters. funny ass video keep em coming.

[chirico61093]

@SweetPiz3 any ideas for future staten island videos?

[SweetPiz3]

@chirico61093 Stories about all the staten island clubs that last 1 day or the delis that are always getting raided, and how kids from brooklyn act when they come to staten island.

[CrucialTactix]

typical staten island youngin talking out of his ass about the circles he runs around with, this aint the jersey shore nigga grow up from the highschool ways

[ryantcobb]

@CrucialTactix im not a nigga, number one. two, im not the one using racial slurs in my video. three thanks for the view

[rackcitybitch23]

sex on staten island is like a mint... funny bc your still a virgin hahaah

[rackcitybitch23]

love destroying this awful video =)

[ryantcobb]

@rackcitybitch23 ur a bigger loser than me lmao

[rackcitybitch23]

cocaine is not a hallucinogen you moron.

oh btw go take more pictures of you and your protein jar tool mad jacked

[CarnageRulez469]

I completely agree w/ u.....I'm from this Island and I just can't stand it here.

[Italianguy542]

Yoo kidd i respect u like 10 fold on this shit i live in statenisland my self and i hate evryone here everythin u sed i laughed casue its all truee my dude lol all tht facebook junk yes cudnt agree more lol fuck em all well good shit on this be good stay true

[ryantcobb]

@Italianguy542 thanks for the loveee bro forza italia <3

[mquirke10]

LMFAOO i love this video.

i hate this island SO much.. i cant wait to move seriously.

and there is like a PORTION of the good kids on this island. I wish this island could be better and yes there is so many sluts on this island. But, i love this video.

[deedeeCanz]

Loved this video, i'm from shit island so I can relate haha

[wtfboodyx3]

Lmfaooo this is too freakin true. I've lived on that hell hole all my life. And almost all of that is completely true. I gotta say tho my friends and I still can have a lot of fun being sober. And only ALMOST all the girls are sluts lmfao I consider myself an exception to that

[ryantcobb]

@wtfboodyx3 oh i know i was sober doin this n i had fun i always have fun but htats my personality lol at the end i wrote its exhaggerated but yeah u know wut i mean haha

[Raiderpride2013]

so true... I live on Staten Island!!!

[frenchfrylover1]

If you wish for you & your opinions to be taken seriously, you might want to speak like you took a 5th grade English class. Your grammar is atrocious & your excessive use of the word "fuck" as an adjective, adverb, & even noun removes all validity from any point you mave have been trying to make. Your stupidity & lack of respect make you part of the problem. Staten Island is a decent place to live but its polluted by people like you. You are no better than the "whores" and "assholes" you bash.

[ryantcobb]

@frenchfrylover1 lmfao u dont know me and i was going to school to be an english major im a beautiful writer and i do have an accent but you could ask anyone on this island who knows me they'll tell you im the nicest guy ever and im not like everyone else on this island so don't get all prim and proper with me this is youtube, not an english class. get a reality check frenchfrylover1

[rackcitybitch23]

@frenchfrylover1 thank you

[ihateguid0s]

@frenchfrylover1 Lol well said.

[SzuJakeManSki]

@frenchfrylover1 < staten island facebook ho

[lilbizcuit]

Oh my gosh! When i come to SI for vacation I want to meet you! :D

and your accent is adorable<3

[ryantcobb]

@lilbizcuit look me up on facbeook lolol

[TheAwkwardSummer]

who is this i want to marry himmmmmm.

[kasiaxpl100]

lmfao omg <3 marry me

[ryantcobb]

@kasiaxpl100 ;]



[SikCityClothing]

@chirico61093 lmaoo bro have you ever seen mike baraones videoss...their just like thiss youd love itt

[ItsDinaBitch1]

It's not just Staten Island. It's everywhere.

[onof986]

so true and i would love to hear a part 2 to this

[ryantcobb]

@onof986 keep ur eyes open

[Rhia1242]

respect.

[Samanthaaax4]

this should just say "long island rant" absolutely describes long island

[ryantcobb]

@Samanthaaax4 we're all neighbors haha

[Samanthaaax4]

@ryantcobb long island sucks balls man

[bearrxricee]

@Samanthaaax4 it's really not that bad. it depends on where you live in long island.

[fmroke]

if i had a nickel for everytime he moved his hat I'd have 1 dollar

[ryantcobb]

@fmroke i know idk why i was doin that lmfao its a nerve thing i think

[SzuJakeManSki]

you forgot fake drunks my nigguh

[ryantcobb]

@SzuJakeManSki i knowww keep an eye out i might touch up on it

[dubdubndubs]

Atleast he admitted to being a hypocrite being that he talked about how everyone in s.i judges each other, and than moved on to judge each and every person on s.i.

[ryantcobb]

@dubdubndubs im honest and real haha

[cathyislost18]

I thought i was the only one of this island who actually to time out to think about how fucking annoying staten island is. But all in all we grew up here and its not so bad its not the island thats bad its the people that are in it.

[EthanxClarke]

@cathyislost18 Yepp

[ryantcobb]

@cathyislost18 exactlyy 100% accurate

[EthanxClarke]

Finally!! also i think u forgot to mention another thing... pills =p

[ryantcobb]

@EthanxClarke the amount of pill heads on this island r sad

[EthanxClarke]

@ryantcobb also, theres when people use tumblr and talk about stupid shit non stop on it lol

[ryantcobb]

@EthanxClarke very true but i feel around here not so many people have it just yet..almost tho

[cmab20114]

anybody who says this video is bad is a fucking idiot ..i lived in staten island my entire life for 21 years and everything he mentioned is completely true ..u got a way with words too madd funny

[rackcitybitch23]

@cmab20114 how is everything true? who are you people? the mta sucks? its a free train stfu and stop bitching everything in this video is dramatic it just shows you how you and the other people who like this video are unintelligent. how you survived 21 years of life talking like a moron is beyond me

[thedoc277]

You are the definition of staten island with the yankee fitted. Fucking tool you hate Facebook statueses and people blogging this shit is worse

[ryantcobb]

@thedoc277 oh ok cause u know me lmao ok. sorry for wearing a hat, ive got snap backs and baseball caps too so until ur hands r clean, dont point fingers doc

[rackcitybitch23]

@thedoc277 finally someone with sense.

[rackcitybitch23]

you know who rants... cunts

[chirico61093]

@rackcitybitch23 you know who cares... haters

[rackcitybitch23]

@chirico61093 clever

[rackcitybitch23]

@chirico61093 way to prove my point btw lol you fail.

[ryantcobb]

@rackcitybitch23 lmao its all good. but i dnt like that video of dylan figuly you've got its not right. a bit messed up, show some respect

[stanzfinest]

this fucking sucks you motherfucker get aids now

[ryantcobb]

@stanzfinest ur a twat who says that?

[stanzfinest]

@ryantcobb im gonna suck your dick and finger your butthole u fucking girl

[rackcitybitch23]

anyone who says this is "real" has fucking down syndrome.

[ryantcobb]

@rackcitybitch23 thats fucked up u need to show some humility u fuckin asshole

[rackcitybitch23]

@ryantcobb This video shows that you are a moron. The MTA is free in staten island stfu already. How can you say people don't know politics when you have not the slightest clue whos running. Your a joke and a disgrace to the human race. Your in college grow up already what you are describing in this video is you and all of your friends.

[ryantcobb]

@rackcitybitch23 stop watchin my video if u dnt like it bro ur jus as bad as me n this was a video for shits and giggles sorry for rubbin u the wrong way i could tell by the way u talk ur no saint either lol relax

[rackcitybitch23]

this is the worst video your a piece of shit. Die

[ryantcobb]

@rackcitybitch23 dont hold back

[dmullz64]

I geninuely laughed at this, but it is the truth and as time goes on it gets worse- last 4 years of H.S kids are clowns

[Xlife93]

This is so fucking true , and this is why i moved to P.A for college and people in P.A are alot nicer

[ItsBashoBitch]

this is probably the first real person i seen someone make a video on staten island, youve gotten my respect.

[Guhnmaster]

Yeah i Live in staten island..... I wanna move back to Brookyln

[ryantcobb]

thanks for the love ! subscribe and share the video!

[ComplexityCinema]

this is the realest it getss

[thatdudeMattStyles]

this is real.