Tool and APC? Nope! Maynard from the 80's

[quintfl]

hell yeah maynard! rock on!

[TravenV]

Humble beginnings

[PinkSkiiTtLeZzYoanNa]

Kurt? KURT? IS THAT YOU?!

[orkomistrzu]

can you precisely tell, what year it is?

[andylopi]

Cool bass solo.

[reqium100]

Maynard was going to be a star because he would do anything to become one. No matter how stupid.

[Martano666]

@reqium100 Um no. Maynard has made every attempt to he could to PREVENT himself from becoming a star. Obviously you don't know much about maynard's perspective. He despises groupies and people that 'just want to be famous'. He simply wants to make music and money. He couldn't care less about celebrity status or doing interviews.

[LemonyChagall]

This cannot be unseen

[hutchinson97361]

How the FUCK did the bass player get this gig?!

[bostonsbrash]

@hutchinson97361 why? are you racist?

[hflsev3n]

Worst tool cover band EVER 

[AlphaD0gAnt0ne]

is that cocaine in that drum?

[BiggerCityDreamz]

Maynard is hot in spandex.

[LoicZev]

Wtf is wrong with his legs!?

[DoctorBlissphd]

MJK already had a kick ass voice....from what I could hear. Very cool.

[itsnotbarry]

Maynard should have played Jaime Gumm.

It puts the lotion on its skin. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

[mamaheartsbugsy]

Crazy awesome. Thank you.

[calicav84]

@mamaheartsbugsy This person abviosly nose her shit.

[yzermanbrett]

Maynard is and always will be Godlike in every aspect of music

[pawtucket89]

maynard looks like my aunt

[rx22289]

holy shit, its 80s maynard!!

[vectorialalo]

please don't rap!!!, please don't rap!!!...

[killerkombat428]

tool and apc NOPE CHUCK TESTA

[godsizedhole]

Now I'm high on cocaine just from watching this.

[ztoopeeth]

hes too tall to be MJK

[angrykoolaidman]

Well, I guess Maynard liked the Steinberger; he uses one on stage with Tool.

[00roastedlampost00]

Gotta hand it to him - even back then he made a great looking woman.

[2late4thisshat]

Wow Eddie Murphy and Maynard were in a band together. Cool

[SupaVex]

@2late4thisshat somone already made that joke dumbshit

[cornellrpgdrums]

nomameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!



[MrFrenchTickler]

LMAO!!!!!

[romeo9463]

It's actually good!

[000another000]

cool rare video

[Linza2713]

LADY GAGA :DD

[countrydoctor]

is he wearing..... gladiator sandals??? holy fuck. how did he ever recover from this? 

[Metaldiabolic]

@countrydoctor nowadays he could wear high heels and still pull them off. who gives a fuck?

[countrydoctor]

@Metaldiabolic gladiator sandals!

[LeHonj]

@termitethefrog Ed? Maybe me know this Ed?

[jadrummer110]

This Maynard fag sucked then and he still sucks.

[MikeWJones1497]

@jadrummer110

Really dude, u had to go there. What ever ur opinion.

[jadrummer110]

@MikeWJones1497  How in the world anybody can think this asshat is a good singer is out there..

[MikeWJones1497]

@jadrummer110

Thats ur opinion. I have my own so whatever.

[bbauman2000]

Black guy is always the bassist...

[stevesan]

It takes time for people to find themselves.

[TheKawisaroroks]

spandex and jesus sandels..... i hate the 80's, but the 90's rocked!

[mr88keys1]

is that eddie murphy playin bass?

[Melieb90]

omg wth! i wish i never saw this

[MrSoldier492]

@jointhemodernworld

go curl up in a hole somewhere and die.

[CthulhuPI]

The 80s scare me O.o

[EclecticStranger]

there was actually a band maynard was in before this.. this is T.E.X.A.N.S. as far as im aware.. i believe..

before this, was Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty.

[MrSoldier492]

@EclecticStranger Ive heard alot of the T.E.X.A.N.S. music, and they were ok i guess. But what band is this?

[nightbringer757]

Cool I didn't know Maynard jammed with Eddy Murphy and Kurt Kobain

[dmarkwith]

@nightbringer757 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!

[omegachris514]

@nightbringer757 hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaah­haahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh­ahaahahahahahahahhaahahahaahah­ahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahHHH­HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[xanxaxking118]

@nightbringer757 right on,....that is funny as shit

[fuzztubeyou]

@nightbringer757 And George Costanza on drums!

[nightbringer757]

@fuzztubeyou hah I didn't catch that

[hippymonkmon]

@nightbringer757 FUCKING LOL!

[NavySealWannabe67]

@nightbringer757 XD

[withinsight2012]

@nightbringer757 That is not Kurt your a fucktard



[Br3nt]

@withinsight2012 it's not Eddie Murphy either you faggotfuck, it was a joke.

[withinsight2012]

@Br3nt I'm aware it was a joke you should explain it to the dumb fucktards trying to convince ppl otherwise, some fag was telling me on his mom this was legit he even thought it was charlie not eddie.... ppl clearly have no idea of Kurt or Eddies history if they think they new maynard at that time period LOL anyway a clan of fucks believe the joke

[Br3nt]

@withinsight2012 No, you were NOT aware it was a joke. Now quit your babbling kid.

[withinsight2012]

@Br3nt are you retarded or something? I'm also aware of your ego issues and lack of understanding of the word kid...maybe you should go take some meds or smoke something and calm your nerves

[The0Black0Irish]

He looks like a cross between Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and Sammy Hagar.

[EmotionalShredd]

this music is really bizarr

[redsamauri]

gah.. that is terrible! he, clearly, traded up!

[maynard696969]

had to start somewhere....please remember this...when your standing in line for...TOOL...APC....Puscifer..­.TIX...5 hours maybe even camped out...like he said point that finger up your fucking ass!

[TheMetalyankee]

i wonder if maynard has seen this. I know he doesnt remember this (he was high).

[916BOONES916]

still has the signature Maynard singing stance

[McCainBlows]

Is this "Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty"?

[jointhemodernworld]

what a fag

[MrWrongway666]

@jointhemodernworld Fuck you. Maynard's the best.

[jointhemodernworld]

@MrWrongway666 maynard is a talentless cock-gobbler.evrybody knows that.

[whitetrashjezuz]

looked like he was sprinkling pixie dust in the intro

[dsiris]

Still love em! Although that's pretty humerous;)

[jimbobanalbeats]

Nice spandex maynard.

[Prymer55]

i hope that all the young fucks out there understand what it takes to be something great. you have to start somewhere. whether it looks good or not, their original intention and direction is there. anybody know pantera? they started out in tights in the 80's too. wouldnt you fuckin know that now theyre one of the most beloved and iconic symbols of metal? fashion is irrelevant. the movement is timeless. i will always have all the respect in the world for this band. vicarious, mean anything?

[yovioleatuzorramadre]

@Prymer55 take it easy faggot. tool sucks, melvins rip off.

[Prymer55]

@yovioleatuzorramadre lmao right.... im a faggot for listening to tool yet you listen to jazz saxophone? jazz is alive! isnt that something you commented? so which would you think a faggot is more likely to listen to? whatever tho, i looked up the melvins and theyre actually a pretty good band. thnx for that. just keep those down low gay tendencies in check and quit being an asshole to people you dont know for no reason. basically, quit trollin faggot.

[TheMadChilidogger]

@Prymer55 I AINT GAY DAWG YOU GAY NIGGA DAWG YOU GAY I AINT GAY BRO YOURE THE QUEER HOMIE NOT ME BROZEFF I AINT GAY DAWG I AINT GAY!1!!

[Prymer55]

@TheMadChilidogger haha you sound like a faggot to me.

[jamiekerr99]

@Prymer55 agreed

[deddlesknoxville]

reminds me of Layne Staley's hair band Sleze

[Erad978]

My left ear feels left out.

[hiram2005]

@Erad978 thanks, i thought it was going deaf on my left side...=]

[scando1444]

@Erad978 i only had one ear plug in and i thought there was no sound, then i read this and there was sound

[Boomoutgothelights]

he looks like a fucking faggot in this

[TheMadChilidogger]

@Boomoutgothelights you look like a fucking faggot, watch that cute ass of yours or im gonna rape it! I'm very serious about this my momma told me not to joke on the internet cuz it's serious business.

[Arrivald]

A black janitor with a headless bass - awesome.

[dietrite123]

Something profound happened between 1987 and 1992. I'm thinking it was either an epic influx of hallucinogenic drugs or Maynard meeting Adam Jones.

It was probably both.

[polonymcconnell]

can't hear it

[patriota54]

hey dudes, trust me i'd just discover a great band, sound a bit like tool but it s definetly not a tool wannabe band, this is a different vision of this kind of music

search on youtube

LizZard The Orbiter

By the way.....^^ the girl on drums is damn hot!!!

[MrArghhhh]

@patriota54 Please link the direction... I couldn't find it =(

[patriota54]

@MrArghhhh can 't link it, youtube block Links'comment

just search on youtube

LizZard The Orbiter

and be sure to write lizZard like this, double z , one small and a bigger one^^enjoy dude

[lowlander333]

thanks for uploading, even with the obvious flaws, kinda demonstrates Keenan's power, early

[Nothingface2011]

Whats up everyone check out My video to Puscifers Momma Sed. let me know what you think?

[prsguitar22]

this is so creepy!

[STATUSthesleepers]

whats the band name

[chrisirwin34]

@STATUSthesleepers Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty

[BrewskieFubar]

was this before Green Jelly?

[APCandTOOL]

Whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.

[Flyfar420]

Gotta love the white band with the Black bassist haha

[sdr972]

@Flyfar420 Ever see Journey?

[wavetoyou]

was this before or after the Marines?

[dietrite123]

@wavetoyou It was after. I think this was in '87 or thereabouts, making him around 23ish

He says in an interview that the movie Stripes convinced him to go ahead and join the Army. Stripes came out in 1981.

[michalkooz33]

0:37 cedric bixler zavala :D

[pinkpop91764]

@michalkooz33 he kinda is like cedric bixler zavala huh?(: haha i love him and omar an at the drive in and the mars volta and defacto and all that<3 just so amazing :O

[lq4fcrx7]

Why the bass always gotta be played by the black man? haha

[jkwttrs]

It's like looking at Picasso's first painting.

[sistercandy]

dear lord he was so darn skinny!! look at his ankles...oh wait, you can barely see them. @.@

(i love maynard just never saw him this skinny).

[bigbradford69]

looool wtf

[TheCunningAndFought]

Nice tights and sandals Maynard.

[VreeFisions]

@RaevynLateralus I'm not getting you, are you some kind of cult-follower?

[JRRICA]

This is definately C.A.D., I worked on this show

[JRRICA]

This looks like the show in Holland! That is Maynard, Stan 'The Man' Henderson, and Kevin Horning! Whose video is this?

[lautner4lifexoxo]

His legs are twiggy.



[whorutothink]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[STEAKdrapes79]

Maynard has mentioned how he was influenced by DEVO before - you can totally hear it in this jam. Big ups to Eddie Murphy.

[cecilines]

he just looks like me

[crimsonakd]

this song is sick. Maynard rocks

[VreeFisions]

Best TOOL song, no matter what other say.

[jjgirl123456]

@VreeFisions IT'S NOT TOOL.

[VreeFisions]

@jjgirl123456 YOU'RE IN DENIAL.

[Slipstream720]

@VreeFisions It's Maynard but not Tool. Tool didn't start until 1990.

[VreeFisions]

@Slipstream720 They were already secretly formed in the 70 ies.

[jjgirl123456]

@VreeFisions NO Youre Just A Dumb Shit Tool Wasnt Out Yet

[VreeFisions]

@jjgirl123456 ALL LIES, Tool already stared as a secret religion in 1919. It is only the musical part that came into expression at 1992. You must be a very IGNORANT gent or dame.

[jjgirl123456]

@VreeFisions Youre Wrong So Screw U And Stop Wasting my Time . This Isnt Tool. ... Listen Here The Nile Isnt only A River In Egypt..

[kylefjeldheim]

@VreeFisions you are retarded

[spunner77]

wtf are u wearing maynard haha.. the SPANDEX era.. oh well i love u no matter what u wear or don't wear :P

[DrPoon]

I'm glad there we're people like this to pull the 90's out of the 80's because goddamn the 80's sucked monkey shit.

[kingrrex]

Maynard kicked ass yesterday, kicks ass today, and will kick it tomorrow. This just shows he's been true to himself in his performances and music. One of the many reasons he's so fucking great. If he released this cd today I'd go buy it.

[rxz796]

His legs are SO small!!!

[BixuDamonR]

1:09 Soul Glo

[alonflo]

Faith no more!! WTF

[rjp203]

Dude, love the killer bass solo!



[jazzhopin]

He looks like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs. " Are you about a size 13?"

[EclecticStranger]

T.E.X.A.N.S. is what this is.

ya might wanna look up Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty too... maynard pre- T.E.X.A.N.S. ..but there's no video of CAD at all..

[bdawg106]

Since when do people care about the appearance of Maynard? He's always been an odd character, it compliments his genius. I don't know what he was saying, but I'm sure it was something informative.

[MrGoodGamers]

i dont know weather to like or dislike this... :/

[siriusisastar]

@MrGoodGamers

[CheeseySpeed]

He looks a lot like my mom

[Windwalker1987]

@CheeseySpeed LOLOLOLOL

[laudiumWP]

@CheeseySpeed So your mom looks like a mix of trailer trash and a heroin addicted gypsy? Haha, dude Im just giving you a hard time. Seriously, I am joking.

[3u447]

@CheeseySpeed Well... Your mom has to be AWESOME.

[maaaarzl]

@CheeseySpeed would you like to introduce me to her?



[sandh035]

All of the greatest rockers start off in terrible bands. Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan...uhhh...everyone else....

[thehornypuppy]

@sandh035 James Hetfield...oh wait...

[sandh035]

@thehornypuppy Yeah, Metallica was pretty terrible.

do ho ho

[TheAnonymusWimp]

Maynard's legs are sooo skinny

[9burgerwuss]

Man this video would've been better if he had done one of his epic Tool dances :( oh well

[madmuscles13]

who would think that would turn into the greatest influences on metal and hard rock?!

[davo664]

@madmuscles13 lol not even 'he', but 'that' hahah

[nacho9nin]

this is marilyn manson and the spooky kids??????

[tullywacker]

creepy kid

[dmyster92]

Is this TexANS or Children of the Antichronistic Dynasty?

[Traductus5972]

@dmyster92 if maynard is singing it's Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty if he's playing bass it's TexANS so you figure it out

[Jack655321]

apart from the wacky clothing, the music itself is nothing to be ashamed of

[godsizedhole]

Sounds like R.E.M.

[LivingDeadVideos]

It was around this point in his life he started to grow disgusted with the way rockstars were idolized and worshiped.

That and I bet he hated wearing those pants.

[offdutyjie]

P.S. I feel bad for Kent Henderson.. His bass part didn't come out loud and bright enough..

[offdutyjie]

Ohh Noo.. Maynard..

But fucken A, time does a lot to ya.. We all do stupid things, and we all have to start somewhere, even if its on the wrong foot lol. I'm glad that he's come so far from then.. Without him in these stages of his life to now, I don't think I would have defined my terms for music. I don't think any of us would have heard great music.

May look like a fool then, but a fucken Revolutionary now! Good Old times...

[Wednesdayx]

uhm where can i find this song. it's awesome.

[parkateer]

someones come a long way

[choteface]

ha thats awsome

[sythify]

Everyone started somewhere.

[Mattsass8]

is that a steinberger?

[kinkeddiana]

Ohh noo my eyeees!!! x__X wish I had not seen this

[10vs10000]

this is maynard befor old spice..

[Garrick7477]

Im glad Tool didnt end up this way LOL this is terrible. what is this a high school talent show?

[ZZqezza]

Maynard's sense of fashion is epic