Botchamania 138

[7477238]

Haha at 7:33. What an epic ass botch, not only does he fail at the shooting star press but he breaks the table by himself.

[SuperBernard1989]

Thta shooting star press botch had me laughing for ages

[wesclev83]

HEY TAKER FANS, LOOK HOW MANY TIMES HE'S ON BOTCHAMANIA!! HE ISNT THE BEST!!!

[KevinWR]

The fact that CM Punk has a COBRA tattoo automatically makes him awesome.

[mastershak3416]

0:27

[MegaTobins98]

ops i mean 1:06 that was funny as hell

[MegaTobins98]

i was lmao at 0:16!! undertaker was like:wtf was that?

[JPAUL7890]

JR's commentary is apparently more interesting than one of Jeff Jarrett's matches

[JenovaNEXUS]

Owen's face at the beginning made my day.

[BRXBOMBER88]

7:33 I'm in tears LMAO

[indiglo1971]

Did Pepsi pay CM Punk to put their logo on his arm?

[WolverineAndSloth]

@indiglo1971 nope it's a parody to some celebrity whose name i just forgot. he has the coca cola logo tatooed and whenever somebody asks him why he would say "because i like coke"

same with punk only with pepsi.

[WolverineAndSloth]

@indiglo1971 it was brian baker from minor threat!

[ccf1971]

@WolverineAndSloth A straight edge coincidence!

[EnforcerX71]

@indiglo1971

He's had that tattoo for years, long before he started wrestling.

[Parmsingh1234]

"these guys couldn't catch herpes in Essex" LMFAO!

[danimal150]

Nice Don Hertzfeldt reference with the rainbow ponies there. I got it. Not too obscure for me!!!

[whythankyousuzie]

is that dave herro in the front row of the czw match?

[Shadow78954]

CM punk is probably the only good wrestler CZW has ever had.

[Fear2Stop]

@Shadow78954

One the only *actual* wrestlers CZW has every had lol

[jmg3116]

@Shadow78954 Brodie Lee, Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli, Necro Butcher, CHuck taylor, Eddie Kingston, El Generico, Homicide, Jay & Mark Briscoe, Jay Lethal, Jun Kasai, Larry Sweeney, Nick Mondo, Jon Moxley, Sami Callihan, or Rich Swann?

[wesclev83]

@Shadow78954 Chuck Taylor? Chris Hero? Ricochet?

[Rimsa]

OMG YES THANK YOU!

I've wondered my whole life who the hell that guy Vladimir was!

[molepatrol30]

@Rimsa

lol, I always wondered too!

[Clegend24]

LOL stone cold and the "attitude era" were so over at the time that no one really cared that the match really sucked.

[jaysekhon8014]

@wishdeathonallniggaz LOL Thats why he made that comment. Those wrestler are that bad.

[wizeguy26]

@0:31 did somebody fall over the barricade? lol

[dandaman06]

How can CM Punk not understand what a "baby face acting as a heel" is Roddy Piper was one. Either way he rocks.

[MrTvtech9]

4:26 Words fail me...

[tonyAJ420]

SS98 had the great ladder match ever better Rock and HHH so that made up for everything else

[ThatGhillieGuy]

this ending needs to uploaded in the "best of" series

[NationunderCMpunk]

LMAO Punk is God

[KwesiClarke]

The self inflicted SSP is still my favorite from this video.

[ViolentRiC]

Essex jokes FTW!!!

[Jilksy101]

omg i cant stop laughing at 7:50

that was a botch of epic proportions

[OpethFanatic]

An Essex joke!

Where about do you live Maffew? Im in Essex unfortunently haha

[phallictractor]

@OpethFanatic

I know he is from England.

[Conker290]

THERE IT IS!!!...mongo

[Downfallofyou]

That Vladimir dude... he popped in at the One Night Only ECW PPV in 2005 damn he was practically at every wrestling event

[milkmanv1]

EVA should cheer up, he's back!

[THESiCKISHEAR]

LOOL 6:40

[PureDynamiteKid]

CZW is awful

[JohnACorp782]

@PureDynamiteKid Sure, since some guys hadbotches 9 freakin' years ago!

[TheDalinkwent]

Austin being knocked loopy at full speed really doesn't do it justice, on one of Austins DVD's they slow it down and it looks pretty nasty.

[rouens]

not a huge fan but what with the jim cornette obsession with this guy, i know nothing about him except he wasa manager, anyone tell me?

[TheDalinkwent]

@rouens,Cornette has a knack for speaking his mind about some of the upsurd and bullshit angles WWE,WCW and TNA have been guilty of, look up some of Cornnette shoots.

[RatedRKJerichO]

LOOOOOVE the intro dude!!! LOLOL

[billysharp15]

song at 7:13????

[stocker104]

7:35 hahahah what a fail!

[toadian21]

@stocker104 That Fail was so bad that it was epic in a way.

[pkmkid84]

He botches his ascent first. 7:15 Then, he totally screws up his SSP! 7:33

ROFLOLAWLMFAOZ! I saw the failed SSP on Shooting Star Press Goes Wrong, and I was dying, laughing real hard. = D

[TheFrankman]

1) Who's Vladimir?

2) TNA storylines are getting WCW Thunder bad... :D

3) You know the match is in an epic venue when you see basketball hoops in the background.

4) At 7:14 I knew it would not end well. Fast forward to 7:33 and I audibly said "YOU FUCKING CUNT!"

5) 8:14 - I'm really liking this trend of more animation. Spice in some American stuff and the occasional hentai and were good, Maffew.

[pkmkid84]

@TheFrankman I think he's trying to say that the guy looks like Vladimir Koslov, but it looks nothing like Koslov to be honest.

[ImFluffy13]

@pkmkid84

ok... Vladimir is an OLD wrestling fan that would always appear by ringside or on camera... not Koslov

[einsteinslies]

Nice Pepsi tattoo, CM. Man what a fag that guy is.

[bobkool]

Cornette face was hilarious.

[marcomania]

maffe is our hero

[mattakudesu]

7:34 : i think you better quit wrestling before someone gets hurt, namely, you.

[1EPowerUp]

nothing makes me happier than when ii hear "i been in the danger zone, HE GOT A BICYCLE"

[Carlitonsp1]

Where is that Rainbow background from in the Cornette Face?

[SolidMike84]

1:07

Taker simply transported that montior down to hell, no biggie! ^^

[myhungryhippo]

@SolidMike84 favorite moment

[jinxhardy1]

7:40 muhaha shame on u

[Clindecamp18]

not sure which essex your talking about but if its maryland you sir are more then correct

[abayk47]

amazing intro LOL FUK HIM!!!!

[DaveTwentyThree]

7:34 is the best botch ever

[TheSebang]

i don't see how 2:20 is a botch, it clearly hits the hair xD

[williamraymusic]

Eva and Botchamania....I JUST CAME!!!

[MatthewRootes]

CZW = Crappy Z-grade Wrestling

[Canny911]

@MatthewRootes CZW is so god awfully bad.

[Aron316]

swear to god CZW should come with a caption that says something like, if you like good wrestling, look elsewhere

[justincredible214]

I never knew his name was Vladmir. Like alot of other people I use to see this guy on all the DVDs I own and would be like "damn this guy must be rich to be able to go to EVERY ppv. Hey Maffew, do you have any more information on this guy?

[lostenmusic]

MAN KEND AIN'T REALLUH HUMAN

-kickout-

Gunn: SHIIIIT

[mahalaps3]

1:14, Who is this bumbling fool? Geez....

[Chalino696]

Sweet!!!

[McHaleMega]

Who's Vladimir?

[TonyTightlips]

@McHaleMega He's a fan that's in the front row of a lot of the wrestling events, especially in the 90's.

[BCFNROCKS]

i wonder.... how many " you fucked up " chants are in a CZW event

[whisperinthewind9292]

@BCFNROCKS  way to many

[Trueshadow000]

LOL at 7:50 to 7:54

Chris Hero is the fucking man

[ViperRob42]

they always go for the spanish announcer desk first... lol

[Nick12Abbott]

4:34 cm punk

[Patim107]

Vladimir!!!! I always used to see him on ppvs and be like wtf? That guys at every ppv

[Garf7784]

7:15 - 7:50!! the funniest botch ive ever seen!!!!!

[deriik2020]

@Garf7784 I agree.Funniest botch in all of botchamania with the exception of the japanese wrestler who lit himself on fire

[Roaddawg71]

Wait what? That dude's name is Vladimir? I've always wanted to find out who that guy was. I thought I was the only one who noticed he was at like every ppv ever lol. Is there a bio on that dude?

[HCSEJamvaan]

I can't believe it took 138 Botchmanina before you featured that fucked up Shooting Star press, but I'd imagine you were just waiting for the full show.

[HailedJunk]

wheres vladimir twitter?

[AmericanNohbuddy]

ah so his name is vladimir?

[statusmvp01]

7:35......GOD was trying to warn him.....but he didnt listen!!!!!!

[kaneinite4eva]

herpes in essex LOL

[ArniePyeInTheSky]

Fire Russo

[NocturnalHolocaust]

Man, those indy guys are horrible. They can't even stand on a top rope.

[mrpogo72]

can someone message me and tell me where the 9 way ladder match is from. I gotta see the whole thing if i can find it lol

[TheWrestlingGurus]

lol damn taker and austin fucked up bad that night

[umk23]

Vladmir is awesome, that dude got to watch good wrestling, I never see him anymore, wonder why.

Anyways, words fail me, here's Cornette's face.

[VelvetKevorkian]

Vladimir is on every single wrestling DVD I own. Someone needs to make a compilation. 

[VelvetKevorkian]

Vladimir is on every single wrestling DVD I own.

[lilGentz]

7:32 ultimate failure

[stephencarlmagno]

what is the name of the song stars in @6:32

[Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

At least, the release of Daniel Bryan was only a joke, for heaven sake

[emphia03]

Cornette Face FTW!

[ECWburnout]

ahahhaha, the intro is soo classic aha

[morrisonlover44]

lmao undertaker and austin did the video

[TheCodyMan5]

"Im not going to shake your hand after you kick me in the balls, im going to slap you in the face" lol that was priceless.

[Ariesequalssus]

My favorite part is when chuck taylors like "holy crap, hes horrible. I gotta duck and cover!"

[KenFan4life]

LMAO!

First he slips and hits his nuts on the top rope, gets back up, goes for a shooting star press...FAILS! and then lands on the table!

HOLY FUCK!

[secti0n31]

7:36 OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Oh that poor stupid SOB.

[aglewi41]

now i know what is different about CM punk. he has more tatoos

[jandean61]

UNDERTAKER LIVES IN AUSTIN,TEXAS......cool

[Windwatcher]

The new opening is awesome. WE COMIN FAH YOU NIGGA!!!

[dwreck80]

7:33 has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen

[neverAcquiesce]

At least the guy still broke the table after the botched SSP.

[3bwchristopher]

Jerry can carry a bag of shit and obv i cant

[kazikleszno]

3:07 I love You :d

[18cwm]

loving the ending of this video. FUCK

[Venturi01]

ROFL NEW FACE TEAM SONG!!!! LMAO!!!!

[myhungryhippo]

how much does this guy weigh

[gaara504060]

7:44

Fucking OW. x.O

[atsandman]

man did undertaker have his work cut out for him.

[GMan1886]

very harsh on the good people of essex

[Trademark629]

As for the Young/Band storyline, there are even MORE OVERLAPS! If you remember correctly, Young turned on Nash at Bound for Glory to take the Legends/Global title. Nash then said he was "impressed" so he teamed with Young. Nash joins with the Band only for them to turn on him. Nash and Young feud against The Band. Nash turns on Young to join the Band. Nash beats the shit out of Young in that cage match. Young turns babyface for a month before TURNING HEEL TO JOIN THE BAND. WHAT THE BLUE HELL

[hinro]

@Trademark629 I think the phrase you are looking for is: Fuck this company.

[Mr1700]

@Trademark629

thats what happens when you dont have long term planning and a regime change.

[paulpeyre]

@Trademark629 2 words... Vince Russo

[Un1c0RnArmy]

@Trademark629 two words....."FIRE RUSSO"

[hello11197]

@Un1c0RnArmy OOOH MAH BROTHER..........TESTIFY!!!

[MasterOfPizza99t]

@Trademark629 What happened to Crosby and Stills???

[SolidMike84]

@Trademark629

"...FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!"

[RatedRNotAStar]

He could've used a little more shooting in that shooting star press.

[GubbenRune]

4:08 That botch could have gone waaaaaay worse.

[Sneezlebob]

The CM Punk part was awesome "I'm not shaking your head if you kicked me in the balls"

[H83tr3d]

Man , does Vladimir even age ?!

[Suckfest83]

@H83tr3d - Contrary to popular belief, the entity known as Vladimir is not actually a human being, but rather a government designed droid programmed to monitor any and all wrestling shows for the perfect talent in hopes of using said talent to one day aid the US in forever eradicating terrorism with world's most devastating Flying Headbutt / Botched Powerbomb combo.

(Note: V.L.A.D.I.M.I.R. actually stands for Violence-Loving American Detector, Integral Monitor And Interrogation Robot).

[darkram13]

Man, CZW videos are starting ot get so fucking boring.

Say what you will about TNA and WWE's slight decline in wrestling quality, but CZW is just one poorly choreographed match after another.

[JohnACorp782]

@darkram13 Slight declining!? WWE is pure crap and TNA ain't far away neither..

[JohnACorp782]

@darkram13 You mainstream fanboys are getting really f'n boring too with the desperrate whinings.

[Mintervention]

6:42 to 6:5= happiest moments in them guys lives

[ReNanComedyVelho]

man your intro is awesome

[SamTeFourreLol]

Lol, 1:08 is just too funny

Undertaker: "Where the fuck did it go?"

[Kolapot]

CZW + CM PUNK = FTW

[airstation828]

IMPOSSIBLE!

Was EVA Unit-00 trying to kill MR. McMahon?!

[rocker316ify]

How long did CM Punk have bleach blond hair for?

[Fable215]

everybody talking about the ssp what about the SummerSlam botches that whole pay per view was fuck up

[rocker316ify]

@Fable215 But you gotta admit , that was a great Summer Slam.

[joebob06451]

hey maffew, i know you do a lot of these but one of em featurd a segment called "Dont Piss Off William Regal." Which one was that?? For the life of me, i cant find it again.

[JDFerguson77]

You know these always make me laugh lol.

[moreblack]

Brilliant use of Eva Unit 00

[armandmax]

best

[loumeng]

KOF 97 all over again, lol

[mrbisshie]

I would love a GIF of that guy failing a SSP and putting him self through a table LMAO!

[KWolf93Gauru]

@mrbisshie

Seconded. Thatd be awesome.

[Izigaul]

What shoot does the Cornette face come from?

[Derek7955]

Omg who is tnag vladimr he is on every wrestlen ppv in the 90s



[texasranger9]

I just wanna slam dance in my intro too

[boredandwise]

7:51 was pure genius

[Naxwell]

Re-Build of Botchmania: You will (not) Fack

[Bloganon]

King: Yeah, but Mankand he ain't really human

[TheJaster19]

lol 7:35

[Josh360]

0:36 ouch

[HeyLookItsTorizu]

I full out laughed when Cornettes face came up.

[InstantClassicCDPunk]

2nd best ending ever. The best had to be the Goldeneye with Cornette doing that shoot interview.

[DeathAdder83]

your next account: "MaffewSpanishAnnonceTable"...­...god damn that Dusty Rhodes comment about that bicycle never gets old.

[SuperTigerbomb]

that was the greatest Botchamania ending he as ever done, and that is saying something. Thank you for making my week. Sir you are an artist and please keep up the great work.

[bastlake]

That botched chair-bomb spot at 4:22... the funny thing is, back when that show first happened, I found a photo of that spot, just before the white dude hits the chair. I loved it because I thought that WAS the spot.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

6:46 I FUCKING CAME LAUGHING

[slipendoos1123]

@AUSROTTENY2K oh my god! me too

[thunderbollocks5]

HA cm punk loved failed moonsault that was EPIC

[TheDarkemotion21]

the Botched SSP is ON PAR with the gorilla swanton bomb botch...awesome CLIP!

[Roygoos]

Hey Maffew. I found a song (Bryan Danielson's FCW theme "Horsepower".) that would fit nicely in Botchamania. "Whatcha gonna do when Maffewmania's fans are going to spam,youtube?" "Because Maffew's Japanese table,Will,Not,Die." Also: Lemme get this straight A guy tries to SSP another one through a table. He fails 2 times. The 3rd one the charm? MY ASS! He flips but lands on the iron of the turnbuckle. Also,Maffew did you know Wade Barrett's Visa Expired? The leader of Nexus is illigal. XD

[MirrorsEdge00]

@Roygoos

"Because Maffew's Japanese table,Will,Not,Die"

XDDDDDD that ones great haha :D

[FollyWantACracker]

Who is that Vladimir guy? I've seen him SO MANY TIMES