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  • More direct and much cruder

    "Do you f**k?"

    "Yes."

    "Well f**k off!"

  • No this is how u do it. "we done" girl: f*ck guy: wen

  • it was corny when Nick Cannon said it and its even cornier in this clip!

  • Huh? Next line, "bitch take that hot dog and fuck off"

  • I broke up with my first girlfriend by saying: Im going to dump you like I dump my shit.

    Thats a much better break up line than this

  • @Flemons18 but you never dumped her you said im going to so she dumped you first im guessing lol

  • DIXIE CUP MATERIAL,

  • Lame

  • hey subbed, sub back?

  • bust a nut

  • You

  • Oh he said i lost my feelings for tou

  • boy:wanna see a magic trick?

    girl:sure

    boy:POOF!!your single

    girl:wanna hear a joke

    boy:sure

    girl:our relationship

  • I thought he said i lost my penis for you LOL

  • @bioshock2323 ikr right it was so hard to hear

  • lol, he got that from wild n out...

  • he got that from wild n' out

  • What did he say?

  • Why the fuck does this have half a million views

  • >.> ........... not even.. a friggin guy said that to me once... not nice at all.. if your gunnabreak up with someone you could atleast do it nicely >.>

  • cant hear what he's sayin.. can some1 tell me....?x))

  • @1995xDenise sorry i lost my feeling for you

  • Hahahaha! 

  • Guy: "Did It Hurt? When You Fell From Heaven?

    Girl: "Ahwwww<3"

    Guy: "Cause Your Face Is REALLY Fucked Up.."

  • @3m0xaNg3l AHAHAAHAH LOL

  • (On Facebook)

    Guy: "You're beautiful."

    Girl: "You mean it?"

    Guy: "Oops. MAJOR typo. I meant to say that you are the ugliest, snobbiest girl that I have ever met. Now, go kill yourself. >:)"

    I know, I know. I'm harsh.

  • @RyuzakiLawlietKun thats an awful joke, what are you 12?

  • @RyuzakiLawlietKun No you just fail at trying to diss on a girl.. your pathetic bro.. some serious shit here.. if you ever said that to a girl they would kick your ass so hard you'd be waking up next to your family naked and a spoon up your ass. Dip-shit Motherfucker.

  • Wanna see a magic trick?

    poof your single

  • @TheCrush40Fan2313 yay 12 thumbs up :)

  • :D:D:D good one

  • LOL yay for douche baggery. I LUV IT! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • She's cute but her frame's built to blow up like a blimp when she gets older.

  • Meh. It's somewhat creative. What ever happened to the ol': (sigh) "Yeah......maybe you should get going".

    Or the preface of:

    "Hey, just because I'm curious....what would you consider a dealbreaker in a relationship? Oh....damn.....I did that....sorry."

  • why dont you make like a tree and fuck off

  • i broke up with MY girl over the phone. i know your not supposed to do it like THAT but, she lived too far away

  • haha

  • booooooooooooooooooooo

  • LmAo..

    That was really cool!

  • nnnnniiiiiiiccccceee XD

  • This was on Wild n Out. NOOOOB

  • @HieuPhantastic

    did u read the description?

  • @HieuPhantastic read the description

  • he sed sorry i lost my feelings 4 u

  • I can't hear what he said......

  • i lost my what for you????

  • I laughed because it was stupid and unexpected. Good job!

  • if you get more girls then I have lonely nights, your a fuckin tool! I never have lonely nights!!!!

    

  • that's mean! really mean.

  • @SaltwaterAir1 ARE U A GIRL?

  • @jusdabz1 yeah of course. what guy would find that mean?

  • @jusdabz1 yes i'm a girl! why do you care?

  • @BiiiLx trust me ive gotten more girls than u have lonely nights

  • @BiiiLx i hope ur playing because if ur not never watch this video again because you DEFIANTLY wont be breaking up with any on anytime soon

  • Wooooooooooow lmfao

  • booooooobz

    

  • he said "Sorry i lost my feelings for you"

  • Fallen angels run the world at this time. Satan came to power on a planet mentioned in the bible, psalms 89:10 - "you crushed RAHAB with your righteous right arm." They run every aspect of your life, without you being aware of it. They hide in the most efficient vehicle in our atmosphere..

  • Biggest dick break-up move EVER(extra points if she cries):

    Ask her: "Hey.....what's the capital of Bangladesh?!"

    She will assuredly reply:

    "I don't know."

    At this point, in your pissiest tone state: "DHAKA! I KNEW you weren't smart enough to be in this relationship. WE'RE DONE!"

    *Turn and walk away sternly*

  • @potsnpans1000 nah, this is actually kinda gay...nice try though.

  • should've use "its not YOU its ME' instead LOL

  • I would punch him. <.<

  • He said sorry I lost my feelings for you

  • @JayLuvsTaylor It says it in the description too.

  • wut did he say????????

  • @22Zoie22 description

  • @1uwannasammich1 Ohhhhhhhh i c...

  • @22Zoie22 I think he said" Sorry I lost the key in the toilet"!

  • laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame-O

  • -reads comments posted below- wtf guys??

  • man I would do things to that redhead

  • @jbohler33 what a loser

  • @ryemanshropshire what a wigger

  • @jbohler33 lmao.. Why? Because I called you for what you are? Truth hurts dont it, pal?

  • @ryemanshropshire You tell me, wigger. Does it hurt to want to be a black gangster?

  • @jbohler33 no but it lowers your life expectancy quiet a bit

  • @deriv2 Not really, because they're usually too pussy to fulfill their gangsta fantasies.

  • @jbohler33 true fax but they try to act tuff in the wrong place infront of the wrong peoples, shit goes down

  • @deriv2 That is true.

  • @jbohler33 sorry nig.. I wouldnt wanna take over your day job of trying too hard. lmao. fucking loser

  • @ryemanshropshire Lol you are a wigger. I, along with every other non-wigger in the world, owns you just for existing as a non-wigger. Have fun wishing you could say the n-word loser lmao. You wouldn't want to take over any day job on account of being a loser wigger lololololol

  • you broookkee my heaarrrttt...i broke your jaaawwww

  • what did he even say? i kept taking it back n playing it over, but i never understood.

  • @Amandork456 he's say "sorry i lost my feelings 4 u"

  • @Zgirl12399 oh lool thanks :)

  • Does his shirt say busta nut???

  • Wat did he even say?! i cant understand him haha

  • IM WEAK

  • thats funny.

  • Hahahaha :) That's funny suprisingly lol

  • It would be funny if someone got down on one knee then opens the box and it was the key to her apartment (he is moving out)

  • o my god I laughed hard at this.. It's amazing.

  • Lmao, thats pretty good

  • @woodhouse1997 sorry I lost my feelings for you.

  • heres three dollars,,,,go buy a redbull and fly away

  • What he/she say??

  • She will be banging someone new before night falls LMAO

  • Matthew is still that size blahahah

  • This is amazing!!! What's with all the dislikes???

    

  • C'mon Son! This was whack. 

  • @Martinlavell LMAO!!

  • i had to luk at the description to know wat he said

  • Hahaa

  • Want to see a magic trick?

    Poof!

    You're single!

  • @SuperHazel99 You just made my day

  • @SuperHazel99 lol niceeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a stupid fucking line

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL!!! :D i got it after reading the description XD

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • haha she looks like a girl i met through that secretshag.co.uk yummie

  • Guys!! What he said is in the description!! Jeez lol

  • She don't care, she was seeing me anyway!

  • hahahha! This is mean! 

  • You forgot to say "I'm dating your sister!".

  • oh that sucks

  • I don't think she got the message, seing how she starts laughing

  • Stole it from Wild'n Out. Nice try but no where as good as where you tried to take it from tho I guess no matter what you're still getting views

  • "so...if i ever date a crazy girl" more like if u ever date a girl

  • Can someone explain to me what this about? because all i saw was a random person dig something out of his bag and have a girl laugh at him..

  • @burjkhalifa98 he lost his "feelings" for the girl, so he was looking for them and he told her he lost his feelings for her

  • check out just acting starring simply me

  • me 2!

    

  • Hate this

  • GAAAAAAAYY

  • HE JUST COPYED THAT LINE FROM WILD N OUT CAUSE HES A FAN BOY!

  • LIKE IF YOU CRIED

  • LAME!

    

  • THAT WAS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! BOOO U SUCK QUEER

  • i lmao'd

  • How about "lifes a bitch and so are you".

  • "srry i lost my feelings for u"

  • epic shirt lol 0:11

  • Haha thats funnt but mean xD

  • everyone needs 2 quit hatin and like this video it wuz funny

  • bobo tanga!

  • lost your feelings?

    there over there on the ground

  • copy right, wild n out

  • how is this funny?

  • What was he supposed to be doing??

  • @TerrenceA1 searching for her feelings cuz he lost them :D

  • @TerrenceA1 he wuz lookin 4 his feelings 4 her but he lost them... get it?

  • Jajajaja lmao dha shit was hilarious lol ..CHEK MI CHANNEL SUB N COOMENT MI VIDEOS

  • fail this was on wild n out

  • lame

  • HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!! Lol

  • he said "i learnt a line to break up with girls, i would like to try it out now"

    so i think this's just a joke, a cool joke but not a good breakup line... it sounds too direct it could hurts so much :(

  • Oh feeling .. Had to listen 2 it alot to get quite what ur saying

  • Did he say sorry I left my penis 4 you ???

  • the worst way to break up with people is while having sex

  • haha ohhhhhhh snaaaaaap!

  • The line I like to use is: Hurry up and suck it, bitch, I got a date tonight!

  • I kept going back to figure out what he said, and while I did, I noticed how obnoxious her reaction was. Like, it looked like she was going to laugh and just did a weird sigh instead...

  • .........

  • Bullride of sex: Gently grab your girls hair, take her from behind and whisper in her ear "your sister is better than you are" and hold on for as long as you can =3

  • Want a good one tell her this.

    Roses are red tires are black, why is you chest as flat as your back.

  • @AceOfThorns1 Aws how mean...

  • damn i thought he said penis ...

  • He took that shit from wildn'out!!!!

  • what is he saying?

  • This is not a break-up line. It is a joke. And not really fun, but OK.

  • He said "sorry I lost my feelings for you"

  • Best break up line ever: "You're just not terribly... important to me..." -American Psycho

  • What did he say? I couldn't hear it at all.

  • @Meighan618 lol i watched it like 6 times and i believe he says "sorry, i lost my feelings for you"

  • @Meighan618 read discription

  • can't hear shit .

  • I saw this break up line on Wild n Out....haha

  • That was gay!

  • hahahaaa there are 420 comment...... damn it i messed it up :(

  • The best break-up Line is No Line at all a lil smear of Lipstick on your White T-Shirt works wonders ....

  • fucking stupid not funny

  • he tells you what he says in the description

  • The best way to break up with a girl is to grab a kitten and start pounding it up the hole with a slice of toast in one hand and a bit of ointment in the other.