Roseanne Saturday Part 1

[horsesaremylife31899]

I love that DJ said he liked peanut butter on top better and if you look jelly is on the bottom so obviously she made it so the peanut butter was on the bottom.

[SaphiraSiLva001]

"Do u think Freddy wants some beer?"

"He is breathing, ain't he?" ^^ Dan is great!

[Smiddleton0233]

@ava2hot19 HORRIFIED FACE! what the fuck man.

[tubedudeT2000]

man, how many beers do you need to fix a truck??

[thespiankid2318]

"Why must you mir mortals gamble with your own thoughts when, you have the goddess of Corn to keep you from screwing up."

[luxury82]

This is one of the few episodes where Roseanne makes Dan giggle with her comments

1:53 "Yeah I bet those Bears are gonna kick some butt on Sunday." and at 5:29 "Why must you mere mortals..." his laugh is sooooo dreamy, lol

[giveyourheartaway]

yes the bald guy (Freddy) is Bill Pentland, Roseanne's first husband

[Bumblybee256]

Unequal wager!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Such an amazing show. Its funny how a sitcom can remind us of a time in our lives. I watched this growing up and am LOVING watching these again!

[sexysixxable]

The bald guy is Roseanne's real life first husband, the one she left to marry Tom Arnold for?!?!?!?!?!?!

[daisyladii]

dj was so effin cute ♥

[2tiredhearts1]

what's up with Dj coat?! they couldn't find a bigger coat for him!!!..gotta still love the conner's though!!!!

[chattychar]

freddy meeker=bill pentland=roseanne's real husband

[babygiraffe123]

7:50 to 7:56......I was almost killing myself laughing, last night. Hadn't really given this episode much of a chance, having constantly by-passed it on my season 1 DVD. But when I heard Roseanne's line/tone of voice, I had to go back and re-watch it, at least 8 times. Reminded me so much of my mom, who used to do that exact same voice for shits and giggles, when I was a kid....lmao

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

fredd was her husband at the time

[tinkercheng]

Dwight is such a creep. And not just a regular creep but an idiot-creep. LOL

[kuromi78]

....what does P.O.W mean?

i know it may be a dumb question...

[old16tattoo]

@kuromi78 P. O. W. =  Prisoner of war

[JAlisa08701]

@old16tattoo i know that's what it stands for but i always assumed she ment it to mean Property of Warden

[2479148]

roseannes actual husband is in this on that bald guy. with the beard.

[2479148]

roseannes actual husband is in this on that bald guy. with the beard.

[theanimefreak22222]

i hope when i get married i get married to someone like roseanne

[nikkatnight]

Interesting. Every day I get down on my knees and thank the good Lord up above that I live in the USA, a free woman, able to do what I choose, have a career and not have to date/marry nasty disgusting men like Dwight. In fact, I can date beautiful women instead :)

[LatinGeminiX3]

@nikkatnight ditto!!

[mikelogical123]

@nikkatnight great comment!

[senditd]

@nikkatnight sure the men are cool with it to :p

[HUSKY57887]

Love Rosey's voice.

[mdawson10]

Does Dwight have a "kick me" sticker on the back of his vest or something? Lord knows he needs a good kick in the ass!

[VintHarper]

1:16 "See you in a few buckaroo!" Ha ha.

[tigerweiser]

roseanne's shirt is fuckin tightweiser!

[keleic]

that bearded asshole shouldn't have yelled at dj like that. he's just a little boy he didnt know any better

[buckandevie]

@keleic  He was actually Roseanne's 1st husband in real life

[theanimefreak22222]

@keleic when did he yell at him i didnt see it ><

[keleic]

@theanimefreak22222 when dj honked the horn

[306babe]

One of the best t.v shows ever!

[silveraldo2015]

after 10 years of marrige this is so real at my house just instead of a two story house its a double wide trailer. heehaw

[krystlerita]

I like William Sadler, but his character on this show is such a tool

[archer6749]

Dwight is such a ass

[ILoveSelenaGomez33]

@palatiality me too. except my neighbors aren't this funny :)

[joeblosnowy]

the best, most real show ever. i love this show.

[RogueRaven17]

Roseanne is awesome! I live near the fictional town of "Lanford" IL!

[jpanderson06]

Does anyone else notice that Dwight has a sign tapped on his back, and it's there the whole episode but no one says a thing. I can't read what it says either, the camera doesnt really get a good shot on it. lol I wonder if it was a joke on the set and they forgot about it and filmed this episode with it on accident

[happyheart1997]

I love this episode...

[goodgirlrelish]

Roseanne looks and talks so differently in the first season. She seems so much more cool and sarcastic in the later seasons, like season 5 and 6.

[sajae90]

@goodgirlrelish I agree, but I think that Roseanne was actually better in the first 2 seasons, she was more loving,and playful, in the later seasons she got bitter and it turned me off from the show, I mean she barely smiled in the later seasons. It was like she didn't enjoy her family anymore.

[skylur44]

@sajae90 I agree. The first seasons were the best.

[tydelwave]

"get back in the house mom!" LMAO

[hollyw1se]

Dwight is such a loser.

[Suszball81]

Dwight is a sexist pig!!!

[belladonna4577]

"dan, you told me he was house broken!" XD

dan and roseanne's relationship is exactly like me and my fiance's lol :).

[tarkan525201]

whenever im upset or anything or down, this show always makes me feel cheered up, dunno why but it works, love this show!

[tod4533]

@tarkan525201 i agree being down is something i learned to live with all my life practically, and this show does the trick!

[Pandersonjr]

I don't like the way Freddy reacted to DJ when he accidently honked the horn. You should never curse at a small child like that. I know all he said was "damnit" but his tone was rude and inappropriate. If I was Roseanne I woulda said something to him. Dwight is a nasty loser I can't stand him.

[ghanboy]

@Pandersonjr It didn't sound that bad. Keep in mind, the horn actually startled him and he hit his head(which hurts). He could have yelled much louder.

[HarryPlayer]

It's William Sadler! He's always awesome.

[Millina]

lol ummmm...where is Darlene???

[skylur44]

Dwight is so disgusting, he does nothing but eat and drink as much as he can get then acts like a total asshole. The sad thing is, there are so many real guys just like him.

[kaejae24]

Yeah, get back in the house Ma !

[thetjvproductions]

god dwyte is getting on my nerves lol

[rockjam101]

lol i wonder what Dwight said at 1:09

[ninjayang]

I love how Dwight grabs two 6 packs, then asks if Freddy wants a beer, so he grabs one more can. I guess Dwight and Dan get a 6 pk. a piece and Freddy just gets one can!! : ]

[sandyh59]

I wish they had kept the Crystal character throughout the show. She brought a little sweetness to the show that was sorely needed.

[muzykagirl]

I think there has been a reference to corn in every episode so far.

[latinmasslover]

What's really pathetic about Dwight is not so much his old-fashioned views but the fact that he's a hypocrite. He wants women to behave like women, but he wants to treat them like whores. People like him need to realize that you can't have it both ways, you either want a lady or you want a slut. There's no mixing the two.

[kramnrublaw]

@latinmasslover Just like women want a "real man" who earns more than they do. Women are just as bad.

[latinmasslover]

@kramnrublaw Men should earn more than women, they're supposed to be the providers. It's perfectly natural for a woman to look for a strong man, just as it's natural for a man to look for a compassionate woman. It did just occur to me that you're possibly referring to women looking for "rich" men in order to spend their money...in which case, you're right and it's sick.

[zachareyd2000]

love this show! :) but did anyone catch at 7:15 when dj was going to ask to sit in the truck, he started to say "mom" but hes still the cutest ever! :)

[SimplyRisque]

I would have fucking smacked Dwight for putting his finger in the peanut butter jar.

[solesurvivor5]

@SimplyRisque Cause no one put a finger on my butter finger heheh

[hadley100]

What the hell is that piece of paper taped to Dwight's back?

[stoag77]

Fishin License

[visionseeker50]

Dwight did a good job on shawshank redemption

[shamsky4evr]

Dwight was a doof, so was Arnie. Dan's coolest friend was Chuckie.

[ScinLaeca358]

Dwight's about the most repulsive human being I've ever seen.

[babygiraffe123]

@ScinLaeca358

I always thought Arnie was much worse. :P

[abracrow1000]

@babygiraffe123

Arnie's an idiot no doubt but Dwight is a complete and utter slime ball. His attitude towards women is far more repulsive than Arnie's. He makes my skin crawl and I can't believe Dan would even be his friend much less have him around his kids.

[SSMayday1]

Heard somewhere that the guy playing Freddy, was Roseanne's husband at the time. Makes sense, seeing as how his acting isn't that great here.

[SternSuperManiac]

@SSMayday1 Yes, that was her first husband, Bill Pentland. She divorced him to marry Tom Arnold. Bad move. He also was an executive consultant in the early episodes of the show. I think they are still amicable today.

[amcfan100]

I can't find my favorite episode, I did but it wasn't in English, where the discuss masturbation.

Darlene was hilarious in that episode

[spagerbot]

Misogynistic cockheads! I can't believe that Dan allows those assholes around his wife and children. I can't believe that he hangs out with people who see the love of his life as nothing more than an object.

[hitmanagentx3]

its just a tv show!

[TheBrandymaria]

then why are you watching?

[njprincess211]

@spagerbot he's a guy! wat do u expect?!

[Fallingdown232]

@spagerbot its a tv show

[visionseeker50]

Ol' Big Dan got pretty Dirty

for just changin' points and plugs

[Ben1977820]

anyone remember what episode had Bruce Willis at the end durning the end credits...Roseanne is in bed and then all of the Sudden Bruce Willis shows up on the show and gets in bed with her as a joke.

[sevenxminsxinxheaven]

I'm pretty sure it was "Dear Mom and Dad"

:)

[geraeanastashia]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

[thenannyfanmmc8]

penut buttr dus taste bettr off the finger, sry Rosie, but i agree w/ Dwight

[naogliftride45]

did she say fuck on TV? 10:07

[sgtforge21]

flock to me

[nikkatnight]

No.. "flock"

[Beta252]

@naogliftride45 either flock or reflect idk

[Daycounter]

haha 'they dont know whut it is, but they'll want it"

[copstolemywife]

Does anyone know which episode featured the scene at the end where Roseanne and husband were in bed and every time she said something, he made a comment beginning with the last thing she said. Sorry I can't be more specific. It was just so funny.

[slowd1982]

I think it was when his dad came to visit in season 1 not for sure though!

[emd1085]

The only episode where Roseannes 1st husband Bill Petland "Freddie Meeker" Was shown.

[sgtforge21]

lol 7:14 dj almost flubbed his line

[xAngel92]

Lol I love DJ!!

[charmedcasanova]

Roseanne Husband plays fred

[2479148]

that other weird guy freddy.. yeah he was roseannes husband at the time..i still think she should have married dan

[Dawn0564]

"i like the bread wit the penut butter on top" - he is so cute and adorable

[leahozi]

dwights' the guy from shawshank redemption isn't he?

[FuntageCrew]

Yep, that's William Sadler.

[jameelasaleemkp]

Roseanne is the best show that was ever on tv. So realistic, they remind me of some of my family members. Wonderful!

[joeblosnowy]

@jameelasaleemkp i know. me too. the best show ever.

[RaptorLuv]

@jameelasaleemkp best family sitcom..

[dancergir131]

hahaha dj haha it was so funny i forgot to laugh

[AArmendariz12]

That was funny when Roseanne said "Dan You told me he was housebroken".

[puffygirl300]

haha roseannes funny blinking, i bet wen the cameras not on her, shes makin googly eyes at bill

[cool677plusmaa]

i hate sexiests!

[pennstaterocks101]

i like them because they were the first sitcom after all in the family to really portray what life was actually like. even if it wasn't always pretty.

[cmcardle]

yep...they dealt with a lot of issues that the network gave them resistance on such as mental health, homosexuality, and domestic violence. other sitcoms portrayed life as almost perfect...

[loadfinder30]

Yeah its sad cause in her book she talks about Bill and how he was her soulmate and knew that she should be with him. Then Tom Arnold!!!!

[FallOutBoyLOVEEEE]

"Dan You Told Me He Was Housebroken"

"I Lied....Cmon Boy"

[Ramonamimanes]

Lord, i love Roseanne and Dan's relationship......XD..they're soo good together...

[rosiechatinenglish]

I was just thinking that - a couple that still talk and can make each other laugh... who are theses wonderful mythical people

[crimsonwhite1]

what's with freddie cursing dj??

[latertodaysaint]

as far as freddie cursing dj, probably just trying to give him a line in the show since the actor is bill pentland, roseanne's real life husband at the time.

[crimsonwhite1]

I know who he is.

[latertodaysaint]

why would i get a thumbs down for stating that fact? thats ridiculous. i didnt say you didnt know who he was. i was just trying to answer your question with what i thought the answer could be. wow.

[HannemanAndKing]

lol Dan at 5:14

[91lovemia107]

I LOVE DIS SHOW

[TayloHalo7]

AWW;

DJ is the cutest!

ha

[areyoureadyforchange]

jackie was cute with her cute little flat tummy and dimples.>>>

[Lokzter678]

LMFAO 8:22 - 8:34 He Calls Him Scooter

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

Chips sounded all crushed. WTF? LMAO.

[catseye664]

lol, hell yea they do

[DestinStrahan]

does anyone know what episode it is when Roseane and Jackie Sneak into their old house? I know its probably a couple of seasons after season 1

[arob856]

it's called this old house.

[mamat9302]

this was a great show when it first started (true to life) then she got to hollywood like.and treated dan like dirt.

[jodiesweetingirl]

this video is so clear

[JAlisa08701]

Wasn't that guy fixing the truck roseannes first husband?

[imcaliforniadreaming]

yeah the bald guy was her first husband... she talks about it in one of the seasons dvd sets...

[samjonsch]

i thought her first husband was the guy who played arney?

[imcaliforniadreaming]

no.. arnie was her second husband... i have this season on dvd and she talks about it there..

[elliethebee]

Dude....Dwight has the weirdest hair I have ever seen. And I include mullets in that statement.

[expressfashion2]

Yea it is sooo weird.

[sexiblacky]

not only hair but his shoes are weird... blee

[TSUsolrac2012]

which roseanne episode is the one where theres a scene where dan is putting chili into bowls and talks to camera in a british woman's voice. I thought that scene was freakin hilarious if you remember let me no please

[JAlisa08701]

it was "little sister part 1" around 5:10

[micaamry]

did crystal say that men will want to fuck her at 10:08?

[rkoncenasupporter]

she said men will flock to her

[christentze]

in my mind, these people really are family. i can't imagine them as real people! they play their roles so convincingly.

[samjonsch]

i agree 100%

[xp00hbear]

thanks so much for uploading!

[kmcdono1]

Was Dwight in Grease?

[pachisra]

MUCHOS THNK U'Z FOR POSTING

[americanidoloffical]

hi i think roseanne rocks my socks

xoxoxo

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