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Conservative Christians are the problem. Liberal Christians, we try our hardest to follow the teachings of Christ. To love despite race, religion, color, or creed, and what do we get? Damned to hell by the conservative Christians. Thank you for this video, it reminds me I'm not alone in feeling that Conservative Christians don't really get Christ
@writerchick94 Yes---you're right! He'd damn all of em to hell (Matt.7:21-23) and take those of other religions/non-religions who follow His WAYS to His Heavenly Kingdom (Matthew 8:11-12)
@irendelle because everyone who wrote the gospels knew jesus, its not like they were separated by hundreds of years or anything. no, lets take that another step and say that jesus wrote them himself.
he never condemned homosexuality. never explicitly stated that it was bad and against his ways.
@writerchick94 Yeah---only Paul in Romans 1:26-27 wrote something against it I think. I rather follow Christ who is less condemnatory of His "sinful" friends and more cynical over their religious self-righteous "critics." Anyhow, here's a site that apparenly has a balanced view towards the subject: triple w (dot) soulforce (dot) org (slash) article (slash) homosexuality (dash) bible (dash) gay (dash) christian. You might wanna take a look. Have a nice day!
I can't believe how guillable these evangelicals are,to support a hypocrite like Buckabee!! These fuckin evangelicals are the same jerks that put Bush in office!! Hip, Hip,Hooray!! for police state fascism!!
I just love losing all my rights and privacy!! We know! It's global terrorism!! Everyone be scared!! The terrorist are going to get you if you dont kill the whole fuckin world!! Jesus would approve!! Jesus loves WAR!!
Jesus loves war. He has killed more people than any other person on earth! Matter of fact he did kill every person on earth, except Noah's family. Crazy huh?
Will we even HAVE a Nov 08 election? GWB can now easily call martial law, if there is a dollar collapse (happening), a bad hurricane, whatever (recent law passed + exec order). With all the charges he's likely to face, & THAT HIS FATHER & OTHERS ARE FACING RE: OPERATION CONDOR (check Wikipedia), Bush will do ANYTHING to hold power. Iran-Contra, a GHWB operation, was about EXTERMINATING all left-leaning people in South & Central America.
Christ would take issue with Paul saying that 95% of black men in America are criminals. Yeah his whole tolerance, love, and acceptance agenda would clash a bit with Paul's virulent racism.
islamo-fascist? HAHAHAHAHA who do right wingers think your kidding? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FASCIST MEANS?!?!?!?!?! the only real fascists in the world are running our country, wake up and stop regurgitating the programming. to the poster: way poke all these supposed christian hypocrats in the eye!
Viscerally, this video is good. The Republican candidates suck, and their politicization of religion is dangerous. Yet, beyond that there is misdirection on its implications.
The moneychangers point specifically to bankers. Banking institutions are evil when they counterfeit money or extort outrageous interest rates.
Jesus also opposed taxation. No one seems to bring that up.
The teachings of Jesus was a personal moral obligation to help the less fortunate. That runs contrary to the State enforced legal obligation in the form of taxation and social welfare. Jesus would want strong private charities that reflect on the magnanimous spirit of its donors.
May I point out that Jesus did tell people to pay taxes? "Give to Caesar, etc." Christians are supposesd to swim against the tide of society and materialism, but not break the law.
Wow! You mean Jesus wasn't the gun toting Texan that hates illegals, islamofascist, and gays? But...but...but that's what Christian Conservatives have been trying to tell me!!!
That's it! From this point on, Jesus is nothing more than a bleeding heart lib in my book.
You just don't get it, do you? We don't need Mike, or Mitt, or any other political hack telling us about a religion that frankly, they themselves haven't a clue about.
Happy Solstice to all, and to all a good dose of reality.
Outstanding video! Kudos!!!
irendelle 1 year ago
conservative christians against the teaching of christ ?
Why does it sounds sooo true
Esurnir 2 years ago
Goonix?
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rokchick01 2 years ago
Conservative Christians are the problem. Liberal Christians, we try our hardest to follow the teachings of Christ. To love despite race, religion, color, or creed, and what do we get? Damned to hell by the conservative Christians. Thank you for this video, it reminds me I'm not alone in feeling that Conservative Christians don't really get Christ
ericalas 3 years ago
Great work.
miketwig 3 years ago
"Tax and spend messiah" LOL!!!
alkhami1 3 years ago
I don't think he'd be too happy with anything in history that people have done in Jesus' name.
writerchick94 3 years ago 2
@writerchick94 Yes---you're right! He'd damn all of em to hell (Matt.7:21-23) and take those of other religions/non-religions who follow His WAYS to His Heavenly Kingdom (Matthew 8:11-12)
irendelle 1 year ago
@irendelle because everyone who wrote the gospels knew jesus, its not like they were separated by hundreds of years or anything. no, lets take that another step and say that jesus wrote them himself.
he never condemned homosexuality. never explicitly stated that it was bad and against his ways.
writerchick94 1 year ago
@writerchick94 Yeah---only Paul in Romans 1:26-27 wrote something against it I think. I rather follow Christ who is less condemnatory of His "sinful" friends and more cynical over their religious self-righteous "critics." Anyhow, here's a site that apparenly has a balanced view towards the subject: triple w (dot) soulforce (dot) org (slash) article (slash) homosexuality (dash) bible (dash) gay (dash) christian. You might wanna take a look. Have a nice day!
irendelle 1 year ago
You left out that Jesus' dad is opposed to freedom of religion ("Thou shalt have no other gods before me")
WeedOfCrime 3 years ago
weedofcrime: conservative christians are opposed to other religions as well....
writerchick94 3 years ago
lol could almost pass for real.
But the GOP wouldn't use Larry Craig.
grazon 3 years ago
Thanks Nin
GOPisHypocrisy 3 years ago
Awesometacular!
Bolgernow 3 years ago
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@Bolgernow Awesometacular! indeed!
irendelle 1 year ago
OMG! you my friend are a genius.. Loved it.. I have to subscribe to this, because you are just too good. ..this was Priceless.
Crazyglues 3 years ago
OMG...loved it.
troy5690 3 years ago
totally genius!! I love your videos lol!!! keep em' coming :o)
Psulionae 3 years ago
lol
Temple420org 3 years ago
I love your videos! They are completely awesome! "Conservative Christians against the teachings of Christ." GENIUS!
writerchick94 4 years ago
Thanks - and thanks for subscribing!
Stranahan 4 years ago
You know, I always did wonder about that. Why would a bunch of corporate assholes worship a guy who dared utter the words, "Blessed are the poor"?
MontageGarage 4 years ago
You're a friggin genius! These are gread vids.
nothankyoumam 4 years ago 2
Pretty clever. "Conservative Christians Against the Teachings of Christ" pretty well encapsulates the whole GOP base.
ephraimmorrison 4 years ago 5
Praise Jebus!
tatsbytravis 4 years ago 2
This is the worst video ever. Why would you want to affiliated to say the idiot in chief George Bush.
miller4america 4 years ago
Very well done. 10/10
ggracchus 4 years ago
Conservative Christians Against the Teachings of Christ? Isn't that an oxymoron?
walkingkey21 4 years ago
Or an accurate representation of the way Christianity is commonly used in American politics.
Either one...
Stranahan 4 years ago
No, just redundant. Conservative Christians, by definition, are against the teachings of Christ.
riverpotato 4 years ago
excellent parody man.
manmanguy 4 years ago
Excellent video. Do you mind if I turn it into an audio ad to be played on my internet radio station?
Merge98FM 4 years ago
No, not at all - let me know if and when you do!
Stranahan 4 years ago
You're brilliant! Every one of your videos are awesome. I like the way you think. ;)
swttkr 4 years ago
I can't believe how guillable these evangelicals are,to support a hypocrite like Buckabee!! These fuckin evangelicals are the same jerks that put Bush in office!! Hip, Hip,Hooray!! for police state fascism!!
I just love losing all my rights and privacy!! We know! It's global terrorism!! Everyone be scared!! The terrorist are going to get you if you dont kill the whole fuckin world!! Jesus would approve!! Jesus loves WAR!!
More WAR,more WAR,more,WAR!!
AiresQX4 4 years ago
That was awesome!
jonathanwindham 4 years ago
Thank you - and thanks for subscribing!
Stranahan 4 years ago
Best. One. Ever.
iamjustjoanne 4 years ago
These are the very same people..who would EASILY "Re-Crucify" Christ again, or just send him off tot Gitmo for being a "Liberal Radical"
rextrek 4 years ago 3
Jesus loves war. He has killed more people than any other person on earth! Matter of fact he did kill every person on earth, except Noah's family. Crazy huh?
buddybleau 4 years ago
Jesus doesn't love war, crazy person.
jdcrook1 4 years ago
oh man it's so true. if Joshua (Jesus) were around today Fox News would be the first to tar and feather him as a loony hippie. oh the irony
jugganaut26 4 years ago 2
Wow. Very funny and tough. You got guts...which will be burning in eternal torment!!!! :P
Ghostcamel 4 years ago
excellent Job! WWJ-Vote!
mooseboy68 4 years ago
Nice to see some of our American cousins are in to irony. Great piece of work, unfortunately wasted on a lot of brain washed citizens
rothite 4 years ago
Judging from comments, yeah, seems it.
But things take time.
Stranahan 4 years ago
Hehehe :) Thanks for the laugh.
spongya77 4 years ago
Awesome, I'm on team Jesus. Go J.C. He's got my vote.
ktbesse 4 years ago
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Will we even HAVE a Nov 08 election? GWB can now easily call martial law, if there is a dollar collapse (happening), a bad hurricane, whatever (recent law passed + exec order). With all the charges he's likely to face, & THAT HIS FATHER & OTHERS ARE FACING RE: OPERATION CONDOR (check Wikipedia), Bush will do ANYTHING to hold power. Iran-Contra, a GHWB operation, was about EXTERMINATING all left-leaning people in South & Central America.
gumby1963 4 years ago 2
You nailed it dude, you can bet I won't be voting for Christ. I would like to see a Christ vs. Ron Paul debate. But what could they disagree on?
coolfoilhatman 4 years ago
Christ would take issue with Paul saying that 95% of black men in America are criminals. Yeah his whole tolerance, love, and acceptance agenda would clash a bit with Paul's virulent racism.
njablonski 4 years ago
Awesome. Thanks for this. The most entertaining thing is reading the comments of retards who stubbornly refuse to see the point. Brianwashed.
mediacritic 4 years ago
BRILLIANT
thequietkid10 4 years ago
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huckabee all thw way, for countless reasons
camelchute99 4 years ago
islamo-fascist? HAHAHAHAHA who do right wingers think your kidding? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FASCIST MEANS?!?!?!?!?! the only real fascists in the world are running our country, wake up and stop regurgitating the programming. to the poster: way poke all these supposed christian hypocrats in the eye!
darththc 4 years ago 3
yea the "Right-wing" made up that word...it's just as stupid as the way OVER-USED "Family VALUES" Drek!
rextrek 4 years ago 2
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The white house will never again have a liberal or dem in its office!!!!!! Ever!!!!
And The GOD factor WILL choose our next president!!!!
taxmino 4 years ago
The simple act of an ordinary courageous man is not to take part, not to support lies!
One Word of Truth Outweighs the World
Alexander Solzhenitsyn -- Russian Gulag Survivor
haansgruber 4 years ago
someone smoking weed
MaroonCanProduction 4 years ago
A timely message- well done
DrJincyll 4 years ago 2
If Jesus turned in for that reborn thing he would probably end up in guantanamo bay.
If he isn´t already in abu ghraib.
nekedemus 4 years ago
lmao very funny.
dontcoverfeu 4 years ago 3
Viscerally, this video is good. The Republican candidates suck, and their politicization of religion is dangerous. Yet, beyond that there is misdirection on its implications.
The moneychangers point specifically to bankers. Banking institutions are evil when they counterfeit money or extort outrageous interest rates.
Jesus also opposed taxation. No one seems to bring that up.
flyinggeng 4 years ago 5
oops, that should be:
Jesus opposed excessive taxation.
I left out a very important adjective.
flyinggeng 4 years ago
I think I said it fairly well - lower corporate taxes might not be Jesus's highest priority.
I'll stand by that statement...
Stranahan 4 years ago
The teachings of Jesus was a personal moral obligation to help the less fortunate. That runs contrary to the State enforced legal obligation in the form of taxation and social welfare. Jesus would want strong private charities that reflect on the magnanimous spirit of its donors.
The two are completely different.
flyinggeng 4 years ago
Wow, it's great that you understand the exact thoughts of Jesus on our present political and economic landscape.
joemg7777 4 years ago 3
May I point out that Jesus did tell people to pay taxes? "Give to Caesar, etc." Christians are supposesd to swim against the tide of society and materialism, but not break the law.
megabigblur 4 years ago 3
"Jesus: If you're starting to think he's too liberal for America, you've nailed it."
OUCH! That's gotta hurt.
Perfectly done video. Right on the money.
arkris00 4 years ago 4
Wow! You mean Jesus wasn't the gun toting Texan that hates illegals, islamofascist, and gays? But...but...but that's what Christian Conservatives have been trying to tell me!!!
That's it! From this point on, Jesus is nothing more than a bleeding heart lib in my book.
acidicjazzhead 4 years ago 5
That...was...beautiful.
Bemethal 4 years ago 7
So good.
caleyorr 4 years ago 3
You are a credit to your religion, like a camel through the eye of a needle. Well done.
mimihanson 4 years ago
I asked a right wing talk radio host a few months ago why "Conservative" Christians were so into guns, stockpiling food, hatred (etc).
He said that had nothing to do with the issues.
fastfashn 4 years ago 4
one comment that I make to my evangelical-rightwing- wacko relatives that always induces a blank stare from them is:
Christ was killed by a religion's political agenda.
frstcutt 4 years ago 8
"Christ was killed by a religion's political agenda."
hahhaah, thats pretty clever.
enverbatim 4 years ago 2
"Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong." -Mark Knopfler "Industrial disease"
When you run on Jesus, it looks pretty bad when you see the Jesus story and how it clashes with the GOP platform.
Good video.
dryter 4 years ago 5
I endorse this clip
-J. Christ
marniealan 4 years ago 5
Sadly true. The Republicans are Pharisees, not Christians, anyway. And actually they're more Dixiecrats than (classic) Republicans, anyway.
oaklandj 4 years ago 5
I couldn't say it better.
grazon 4 years ago
very funny. and sadly true. which is why it's funny. my head hurts.
cellmate27 4 years ago 6
You aren't the first person to use the word 'sad' about this video in a positive way, which I find interesting.
Stranahan 4 years ago
Had to watch it a couple times to understand it, lol...I'm not sure your typical evangelical bush-lover would get that...
It is so true how the "Christian Candidates" distort the teachings of Christ.
ltbjorgaard 4 years ago 5
Suckabee
DCUPtoejuice 4 years ago 4
Brilliant!
CapeandCowl 4 years ago 2
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Dude, Get real. Make some real comments, not some mumbo jumbo.
Go Mike!!
vidno1vidno1 4 years ago
You just don't get it, do you? We don't need Mike, or Mitt, or any other political hack telling us about a religion that frankly, they themselves haven't a clue about.
Happy Solstice to all, and to all a good dose of reality.
fastfashn 4 years ago 5
Stupid!
BarHamelech 4 years ago
Republicans!
smgumby 4 years ago
So true.
dcworthi 4 years ago