I don't understand why every single ridicious Harry Potter fanfic always has the main characters in Slytherin.
Then Dally randomly gets chosen into Ravenclaw.
Couldn't there be an explaination? Why do all the characters go to Slytherin? They don't even give a shit about pure-blood wizards/witches! That was the main reason why some of the characters in HP went to Slytherin! THEY CARED MORE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING BLOOD!
Is 'Shadow the Hedgehog at Hogwarts' literally the title for this fanfic? I must know-you're reading of it has got me extremely interested. If this really is as bad as My Immortal, I see good times coming.
/srsly, the moment hiei came into contact with edward? yes, this is worth reading
@wishmattie Damn, I wish I COULD suck my own cock, that'd be all kinds of fun! Anyways, have fun being a homophobic idiot in a world where people are learning not to tolerate your shit :D
Dude... Is it just me, or do these Mary sues forget the important parts of Hogwarts!
1. YOU DONT HAVE YOUR OWN BEDROOM. You share it with like 10... maybe 15 different students.
2. The only people who know the passwords to the dorms, are the teachers, and the goody two shoe students. (I forgot the higher up 7th years names. woops.)
Pleaqse read this, we need another SANTA worshiping pickacoo . We need someone to cring in horror as he "rapes" his arms around her. Please read, Brewdening Love, a Twilight fanfic, by Erin Lockea.
so wait... Hiei cums on her neck, and it gets turned into water. then edward turns it back into cum... but it's still on her neck... i may not have a great working knowledge of the hetero sexual experience but i thought you had to actually get it somewhere near the vuh-jay-jay area to get preggers...
(Oh god I actually remember reading some of this before. xDD )
"...and no eyes, but teeth on them." Wait, Jack has teeth on his nonexistent eyes?? xDD
"She had just found out she was a witch, and a vampire, with Edward..." Okay. I can see not knowing if you're a witch. BUT HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE A VAMPIRE??? O__o;;; What is this I don't.
And... they all mouthed in unicorns... best line ever. D:
Everytime she wrote "Edward grred" I laughed... a lot. Seriously, what's wrong with people? Turn cum into water? And seems like nobody can spell McGonagall correctly.
Oh. My. Lord. O.o This is the worst fanfic I've ever heard of. My ears are bleeding.
AxelsStalker 4 days ago
Iwannafuckyouintheass!!
linds064 4 days ago
I don't understand why every single ridicious Harry Potter fanfic always has the main characters in Slytherin.
Then Dally randomly gets chosen into Ravenclaw.
Couldn't there be an explaination? Why do all the characters go to Slytherin? They don't even give a shit about pure-blood wizards/witches! That was the main reason why some of the characters in HP went to Slytherin! THEY CARED MORE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING BLOOD!
superjchamma 1 week ago
Can you read any faster?
ViperBroadcasting 1 month ago
I wish I had a long white bear.
thesonoftheatheist1 1 month ago
I SAID ENOUGH GODDAMMIT!
I cracked up here. XD
superjchamma 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Aliento
YOU WELL NEVER GET THE POWER
kcc1396 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Aliento
'She was in a lot of pain and suffrage.' Cum turned into water?
I DIED.
So much epic fail. Hilarious.
shamidkpzd 3 months ago 5
amazing performance in this one btw
LMTR14 3 months ago
this story is stupid enough to be funny
LMTR14 3 months ago
Dude I love you shield in the background
darkenergy56 3 months ago
what the fuck
TheRealMikeCharlie 3 months ago
Is 'Shadow the Hedgehog at Hogwarts' literally the title for this fanfic? I must know-you're reading of it has got me extremely interested. If this really is as bad as My Immortal, I see good times coming.
/srsly, the moment hiei came into contact with edward? yes, this is worth reading
76255 4 months ago
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This dude sucks his own cock...hard like he hates himself.
wishmattie 4 months ago
@wishmattie Damn, I wish I COULD suck my own cock, that'd be all kinds of fun! Anyways, have fun being a homophobic idiot in a world where people are learning not to tolerate your shit :D
Aliento 4 months ago 20
@Aliento deep down, I think we all wish we could suck our own cocks :D
SexyAltrox 3 months ago
@Aliento man i do that
coopercrue 6 days ago
wow
hollywoodsheraton 4 months ago
XD you are awesome
katelynrules12345678 4 months ago
subscribed... you are hillarious!
katelynrules12345678 4 months ago
Dude... Is it just me, or do these Mary sues forget the important parts of Hogwarts!
1. YOU DONT HAVE YOUR OWN BEDROOM. You share it with like 10... maybe 15 different students.
2. The only people who know the passwords to the dorms, are the teachers, and the goody two shoe students. (I forgot the higher up 7th years names. woops.)
3. Vampires arent allowed in hogwarts. xD
Icebloodkat 5 months ago 6
What is the name of this fanfic? I have to know lol.
SolidWorm88 6 months ago 3
@SolidWorm88 "Face The Strange".
TheElectricDreamer93 5 months ago
I started laughing at the first sentence.
I did not stop until 5 mins after the vid.
Maravex44 6 months ago 4
How did you read this with a straight face.
kellervo89 6 months ago
THERE'S FUCKING FANART?!
7677876 6 months ago
This sounds like something my ex girlfriend would write... Not kidding.
ArtsBoi14 6 months ago
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CourierAlgaming 6 months ago
"It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Steve"
...
CloverNoodle 6 months ago 3
what the fuck
CloverNoodle 6 months ago in playlist Fucked Up Fanfics!
pft. XD yah gotta love fanfics
xoxkuroshitsujigrell 6 months ago
That part with Dumbledore....
emotionally scarring...
But anyways, this story was hi-fucking-larious ROFLXD
smay96 6 months ago
I thought it was Edwart? So many plot holes.
ImStupidInTheLove 6 months ago
fucking 12 year old female teenage pricks smearing their internet with their wet anime fantasies
fuck
Raulkill 7 months ago
Pleaqse read this, we need another SANTA worshiping pickacoo . We need someone to cring in horror as he "rapes" his arms around her. Please read, Brewdening Love, a Twilight fanfic, by Erin Lockea.
mooncatrose 7 months ago
That disgraced Hiei...
perrottafamily1 7 months ago
Funny!!!!!!
awesomerificalperson 7 months ago
What ... what? Hiei ... what has teh Internets done? This is so WEIRD!
DMCpawn 7 months ago
so wait... Hiei cums on her neck, and it gets turned into water. then edward turns it back into cum... but it's still on her neck... i may not have a great working knowledge of the hetero sexual experience but i thought you had to actually get it somewhere near the vuh-jay-jay area to get preggers...
WowUrFcknHxC 7 months ago
I think I love you. Well in a platonic way at least.
inulover8952 8 months ago
LOL, Thing is when you first get into Hogwarts you're like what.., 11? x')
SadisticEmoRockChick 8 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK! That was disturbingly epic. Where's the rest of this?
Mcdovin1 9 months ago 2
I think whenever I'm angry I'll go around telling people that I am tumors.
Seriously, this is one of the wackiest crossovers I've heard.
Miakaylia 9 months ago
LOL! "Ie began to ATE the beans!", "Ie Grr'd!" AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
... Obviously some Anime and Twilight obsessed, sexually frustrated freshman girl wrote this
chiorpie 9 months ago 2
This fan fiction stole my nipples.
toothy24 9 months ago 2
I loved you anyway from when you did your "My Immortal Mondays" ect.
Then I found that you had done "FaCe ThE StRaNgE" and I found myself absolutely overjoyed.
If only I was a guy. -sigh-
ThatLittleRussian 9 months ago
OH. MY. GODS!! Began to kiss him... GASTRICALLY! D8
It's soooooo bad... I actually want to know how this ends. p.q
BlackKitten21 10 months ago
wtf is this fan fic....lol anyway u rock!
cjman313212 10 months ago
seriously these fan fic writers have no fucking brain cells
jocopman 10 months ago
This is so bloody hilarious!
DackxJaniels 1 year ago
SHE HAD NO NIPPLES!!! HA!!!
Dateh94 1 year ago
Haha, Dallys face fell off!
DackxJaniels 1 year ago
Why would she turn the cum into water, why not something kickass, like cocaine?
Dudethatstrippin 1 year ago
Lol, I know this psychotic japanophile bitch who is writing a sonic/kingdom hearts fanfiction that really sucks monkey balls.
Dudethatstrippin 1 year ago
Omg. No way. How was that thing even that long!?!? I'm kind of terrified for the future of literature...
Also, Cum to water?!?! BAHAHAHAH. Oh, dolly. Whatever he's gonna call it, it's still gonna get you preggers. lol.
alexmanian 1 year ago
wow, Edward became so angry he became TUMORS. best fanfic ever
dappledice 1 year ago
Damn it! I just discovered this fic and you beat me to it by several months! Darn! :)
Anyways, funny as heck reading, is there any sort of coherant plot or is it just batshit insane?
Temascos 1 year ago
Reminds me of Full Life Consequences lol
Also, Hylian shield on your back wall! 8D
MikuMikuBeat 1 year ago
"Professors Macnoggle's orifice!!!!???" LMFAO!! Epic shit! Do people actually read this??? I think I might have to sub ...
sehrbesessen 1 year ago
and uncame from the train? get used to my responses again. i was moving.
rockermac5 1 year ago
oh yeah!
no i just asked you, not more, no sympathie,
if i say anything wrong, then I´m sorry
Balta8Studios 1 year ago
haha good work!!
but why you wear a gay t-shirt ??
Balta8Studios 1 year ago 3
@Balta8Studios ...Seriously? Do you really have to ask?
I'm gay.
Aliento 1 year ago 37
@Aliento yay! clarification! <3 you!
TallestKiKi 8 months ago
@Aliento and a dork!!! we need more gay dorks >.<
WowUrFcknHxC 7 months ago
@Aliento the real question is where can i get one?
akiramitsuragi 7 months ago
@Aliento i want to get fucked in the azz
MrNicholas123 6 months ago
Dally's a bit of a slut xD "I've only known you for a day, but that's okay! Lets have teh secks with kinky toys :D"
I lol'd
LittleMissEmoGurl 1 year ago
(Oh god I actually remember reading some of this before. xDD )
"...and no eyes, but teeth on them." Wait, Jack has teeth on his nonexistent eyes?? xDD
"She had just found out she was a witch, and a vampire, with Edward..." Okay. I can see not knowing if you're a witch. BUT HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE A VAMPIRE??? O__o;;; What is this I don't.
And... they all mouthed in unicorns... best line ever. D:
Ginny143 1 year ago
When are you going to upload the next My Immortal monday part?
WeaknessToAbuse 1 year ago
Can i have you sword and shield PLS O.o
megamanxdeath 1 year ago
what is the guy heeyay (or however the hell you spell that) from? where is he from?
MrAfroPanda 1 year ago
@MrAfroPanda You didn't read the captions! Those are half the fun! Anyways, Hiei is a character from the anime/manga YuYu Hakusho
Aliento 1 year ago 4
"I SAID ENOUGH GOD DAMN IT!!!" Best line ever. Same goes for the 15 min scream and the whole sex scene. XD
AzureClarity 1 year ago
Everytime she wrote "Edward grred" I laughed... a lot. Seriously, what's wrong with people? Turn cum into water? And seems like nobody can spell McGonagall correctly.
WEFlako 1 year ago
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juppukun 1 year ago
Dude you're a fucking legend for doing this XD
themonster19 1 year ago 31
''Her face fell off!'' Hahahahahaha
''What can I ASS you in?'' hahahahahha
''They all mouthed in unicorns'' What the fuck????
''He was tumors!'' bwhahahahahah
Can't wait for next week! XD
I want an 8-bit tie. Where did you bought it, Aliento?
juppukun 1 year ago
OH MY GOD! Bahahaha
That cum gettting turned into water line was when I lost it xD
You need to read more of this!
GoneWiththeWindLove 1 year ago
Oh my good lord... Wow... This is awesome and horrible at the same time... Horrorsome!
Once again, you have found comedy gold in what was meant to be erotica. Well done, good sir!
TheKothac 1 year ago 18
Wow, this is funny.
PrincezzMeechie 1 year ago
This is a much different Hogwarts than My Immortals. :P
hellashes 1 year ago
More crossovers like this are to be expected. Ugh....
Chozo001 1 year ago