TSUKASA ZONE

[chaoslordapollo]

1:29 Tsukasa's phone can sure take some abuse. That was the best part on this entire video. Nico Video needs to work on it a bit, but its ok.

[ThePKMNCHAMP]

あなたがビデオを通して叫んでウインナーを維持する必要はありま­せん！XD

[NintendoMauricio]

1:29 That's me when I'm sexting.

[darkguardian14]

Must say,this video is real....kinky :3

[greenrupeescreamer]

@darkguardian14 If you know some Japanese-or are just really dirty-these can be really funny.

[ThePKMNCHAMP]

@greenrupeescreamer NOT COOL DUDE! I AM JAPANESE!

[greenrupeescreamer]

@ThePKMNCHAMP Awesome. Japan is the only place I want to visit/live in.

[ThePKMNCHAMP]

Tsukasa's Cell Phone is loud.

[smelyspartan]

1:29 she broke the world record for most words text per minute

[Mundicantus]

Party HARD at 0:47

[03Luka03Megurine03]

1:32 WTF?!?!?!?!?!

[MrDOOMmarine]

HER LIPS ARE SO CUTE!!

[missslack]

0:08 boioioing! :d

[Ryday37]

Tsukasa is my dream girl.. slightly above Misao. Damn you anime, this will never happen.

[missslack]

I ust found a new ringtone :D

[gaminggyrrl]

0:27 Cookie

[PyroHazReconz]

ಠ_ಠ

[KingBull24]

0:29 Spinzaku!!!

... No?

:(

[IkariShindji]

Phone sounds was epic!

[ShadowLucario78]

Kagami's face when Tsukasa was texting was like "I taught her well (:"

[kitwish]

There needs to be an MLP one.....

[Shintear]

NANJA KODEWA!

[XxALeXaNexX]

0:03 cute face ^o^

[MrSandoron]

^how is the name oft the serie

[CAnoobs111]

1:29 i got that text......im still reading it

[djnightmare9]

Now lets see, she's get the Balsamic Vinegar award, the nobel prize award for fastest texting, the first time working on the phone award, flute award, mushroom spam award, fan award, worst runner award...

What ELSE IS SHE GONNA GET NEXT?

[TheDiscreetPsychotic]

1:29 - 1:40 = FASTEST TEXTING EVAR!!!!!!! *Gives Nobel prize*

[kittykat2o1o]

1:29 Tsukasa pwned Neru on the phone!

[ShinichiHatsune123]

1:29 akita neru got owned

[TheZ94]

1:05 - 1:16 is the CHIN-NESS O_O

[TheZ94]

I think Iam on drugs...

1:19 to 1:23 is to crazy oO

[Tanicthefox]

1:29 epic tune

[denden4649]

リコーダーうまいｗｗ

[darkguardian14]

And thus her phone exploded

[thefunnypigjig]

0:41- 0:47 is epic fell...YOU GET IT???!!! LOL xD i crack my self up

[kittykat2o1o]

@ 0:41

Konata: How long is she going to hit herself?

Kagami: I dont know....

Tsukasa: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH...\

Kagami: probably an hour..

[Taisaku1]

If i could play a recorder that good...!



[luckystarfan274]

i guss she found out how to work that phone

[jaspertheking4life]

1:29 DAMN LOOK AT DEM THUMBS GO!! DAYUM NATURE!! YOU SCAREH!!

[AzariahKyras]

@jaspertheking4life best...comment... ever.. of all time

[ZiggyR2750]

@jaspertheking4life What about Kagamine in the background, just staring at her? The blank expresion looks almost as if Tsukasa does that all the time.

[smelyspartan]

@jaspertheking4life thumbs be going so fast u cant see em

[Lunarthewolf]

1:29 Tsukasa is the touchtone genius!

[luckystarfan274]

that was epic

[Futurhunk]

I saw no chin chin curry!

[valgal3000]

I lol'd at 0:41 XD

[AbsolDemon]

seizure procedure!

[Falloutfan961]

X/ how much crack was smoked in order to make this vid possible

[TheMcSaf]

1:29 writing a formula for destroying the entire universe, the time, becoming god and call the new earth tsukaterra... without noticing it.

[spartanskull118]

1:29 0_oU the fastest fingers in the world!!!

[dgfll]

Chin Chin ZONE

[ninjajoe95]

You have entered the Tsukasa Zone

Me:aww shit...

[QTflowergirl3000]

0:44 Ouch!

[mikulenrinluka]

I NEED TSUKASA'S PHONE

[KingdomHeartsGirl000]

1:20 Kona-chan looks silly! :3

[Futurhunk]

Ha when I saw Tsukasa fall from that hurtle I thought "thank god I'm good at hurtles!" I got first in the 110 against 4 other towns!

[S1En1]

1:28 hooooOOOOOO!!!!!

[Mangafreak681]

at 0:29 to 0:41, she kinda sounds like a Pikmin

[ninjajoe95]

SO KAWAII

[Roxas6674]

Video message: You are now leaving the Konata Zone

Me: oh thank god :3

Video Message: You are now entering the Tsukasa zone

Me: GOD DAMMIT 3:

[BliztCreamBOY]

HAHA! evaporating tits 0:01 broken back 0:02 steam with me 0:03

[luvleekitty]

0:06 i'm pretty sure she blew the circuit

[supermariogirl223]

@Mw2TF141Spetznaz and kagamis just sitting there like WTF?

[Colp2]

That was..... intense o_O

[Megapie2009]

that must hurt falling on ur face a lot o_o

[CelleryLover1]

i like entering

THE ZONE

[Fyrele]

Even my fingers hurted

[CanOfMapleSirup]

and she is supposed to be 17... japanese develop late?

[elocin1964]

0:36 thats the ice cream in kingdom heart the salt water or something like that

[ZiggyR2750]

Im surprised how Kagamine is simply watching as Tsukasa texts, as if that happens every day....

[coolgamer1677]

The phone and flute work REALLY well.

[kitmolly123]

she probably have finger skills if she can do this with a recorder and a cell phone.

[thegodofs]

if you listened to this song over night while you slept I think you might either go crazy, become a homosexual, become otaku, or die from kawii overload... either way I think the results are positive :3

[Spagittified]

@Mw2TF141Spetznaz No she was sending out a virus with the subject "stinky cheese" if you know what I mean :D

[Spagittified]

This is the effect given right after applying crack and lucky star at the same time...

[MikuKonataMoon]

Funny, I was watching the phone episode today!

[Zakerae]

Why the hell i am looping this song... like 20th time listening to this now...

[azilatron]

@Mw2TF141Spetznaz ITS MORE LIKE TENKAZIJILLION SKATY8BILLION CHINCHIN-ZILLION

AND 5

[azilatron]

@Mw2TF141Spetznaz ITS MORE LIKE TENKAJIZILLON SKATY8TRILLION BILLION AND TSUKA-LION

AND 5

[azilatron]

@Mw2TF141Spetznaz THAT TIMES TEN TRILLION ZILLION

[ZeroSable]

She finally figured out how to work that phone!

[gamerman779]

@ZeroSable hopes she doesn't loose it again

[HoshinoKaabii2]

If I saw someone being that epic with a phone, I wouldn't be sitting there calmly O_o

[NobleSkull]

@KennedyyGoRawrr lol, UMAD? First off all, CALM DOWN DUDE. It's the internet, don't have a fucking hissy-fit. Second, I hate fags that type like you did in that comment, I was merely pointing that out. Wasting my life judging people? Lol. What do you think the internet is for? Peace and harmony? It's kinda a given that I'm gonna have some complaints on people, but why should you give a shit? It's not like my words can or should affect you in anyway. So just calm down and come back later.

[bONz08r0nzan]

@NobleSkull Uh, noble, you can't say things like "umad" or "calm down" and then type a paragraph just as long and rage filled as the one you responded to. He's not having a hissy-fit, he's defending himself. He was obviously joking with his "true dat" comment, you should have been able to figure that out. It's ok that you have complaints about people. You should expect a reaction though. You should expect people to defend themselves, don't get pissed when they DO.

[NobleSkull]

@bONz08r0nzan Lol. Another defender of the internet? I didn't know how many were still here. Anyway, this probably has been resolved, 2 weeks ago actually. Yeah, granted I should be a little more considerate but dude, it's just the internet. I don't see why anyone should actually care about others' opinons, especially when you have no idea who they are. So, why are you trying to resurrect this? So you can have some part in this?

[bONz08r0nzan]

@NobleSkull I didn't actually say anything that could be taken as a defense of the value of the internet. You obviously care about the opinions of others or else you wouldn't have responded to my comment. If you didn't believe that, you wouldn't post comments that have nothing to do with a youtube video and everything to do with getting a reaction out of someone. I'm not trying to resurrect anything, just conversing. If you don't think people should care about your opinions, why state them?

[NobleSkull]

@bONz08r0nzan It's just ironic because you go through such an effort to reply. That's why I reply. I'm just telling you, you honestly shouldn't give a crap about his. I'm doing this because it's hilarious. And, my comments have nothing to do with the video because I'm replying to you. In fact this is a good YTPMV. Anyway, I think it's great you're trying to win this argument but I just don't give a crap.

[bONz08r0nzan]

@NobleSkull Dude, why do you feel you need an excuse to reply to a stranger on the internet? This is what I'm talking about. I don't CARE why you're replying to me, all that matters is that you are. Do you think I care about this conversation so much more than you because I don't pepper my posts with excuses for why I'm bothering to type out a message like you do? Oh, and if you find this conversation hilarious, you're incredibly easily amused. Do you think I'm over here raging or something?

[NobleSkull]

@bONz08r0nzan It seems like you are, since I'm staying optimistic and not rushing to insults but you're shouting you're ass off at me. I don't need an excuse, I'll say what I want, gotta problem with it, I don't care. You're just repeating yourself anyway so when are you just gonna give up? Seriously, you're getting boring now.

[bONz08r0nzan]

@NobleSkull Hmm...I think you might be a troll then bro. If you look at a block of text that is no different than your own and you see your post as optimistic logic and the other person as "shouting their ass off", you're either crazy or a troll. I'm not rushing to insults either. My first comment contained no insult. If you don't want people thinking you need an excuse then maybe you shouldn't excuse yourself so much. You're also repeating yourself so why don't YOU give up? Stop being an itg.

[NobleSkull]

@bONz08r0nzan I might be a troll? Well gee how long did it take for you to whip up that assumption in your little box of wisdom? Anyway, itg? What the hell is that?

[bONz08r0nzan]

@NobleSkull Internet Tough Guy, oh wise one. I've labeled you as one after reading your "I DUN'T NEED NO EXCUSE! I SAY WUT I WANT! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT DAT?" comment. And to be honest, I assumed you were a troll since the beginning, but I decided not to jump to conclusions because I'm kind of a cool guy like that.

[NobleSkull]

@bONz08r0nzan lol, you're meant to be a cool guy. Well at least you were half honest and said "kind of". Anyway, internet tough guy? no way. I'm just waiting until you tire yourself out from being butthurt so much.

[NobleSkull]

@KennedyyGoRawrr stop acting like you're cool.

[Nekosama89]

EPIC FLUTE!

[OMGWTFchannel]

weiners :3

[meandmovies]

Konata zone shoves this up it's ass

[120chico]

1:35

kagami: ^_^ (*in thoughts* damn tsukasa can text fast 0_0)

[ZiggyR2750]

I like how Kagamine is just watching Tsukasa text away. Like she's done it millions of times before.

[x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x]

Tsukasa says, "Dick! Dick! Dick! BALSAMIC VINEGAR!"

[WowPlayerolol]

Chin Chin ZONE !

[shadowyshadida]

Chin chin chin...~!!!

[FukaDesuNoto]

epic faceplanting. XD

[zackattack50ful]

so this is what anime girls do in there spare time huh very interesting

[sakarai001]

This text message blew my brain and turned it into ketchup and EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonicknuckles12]

thats one epic phone

[madman5110]

[enter epic txting skills here]

[mickymose11]

O_O i...am...speechless...on..the.­..epic...phone scene

[TheMcSaf]

1:29 what the Hell?! 1. Tipping GODLIKE!!! 2. what number is She calling?!

[ArceusShaymin]

@TheMcSaf 3. She must have a bunch of pictures.

[TheMcSaf]

@ArceusShaymin I think she's just calling another universe at SO MUCH pre-selection numbers.

[ArceusShaymin]

@TheMcSaf I think ALSO she's looking through all those new contacts that her Onee-chan never had.

[TheMcSaf]

@ArceusShaymin she downloaded the wrong program and *caplew!!* suddenly she got any phone-number of tokyo in her phone :D

[ArceusShaymin]

@TheMcSaf And all of the of the contacts in Hinamizawa.

[dwardeay]

This is kinda like a T.M. Revolution song

[HAMTARO685]

SEXTING!

[nickarguilla]

0:40 best part of the vid XD

[ededdneddyrulez543]

the worlds lonegst text message.... 5646545645615641351631536165 words :D

[nickarguilla]

tsukasa is such an awesome character ~w~

[817Panda]

Poor Tsukasa D: Falling is no fun ;~; but it's funny to watch others fall until they cry

[mexicanotaku1]

ive got to learn 1:29 - 1:40 on my phone, cant take long right?

[EvilDarkMario1995]

1:28 Holy fuck, Speed dyal!!

[caramelldansendragon]

Tsukasa's got wicked Texting skill.

[ThePlay4you]

man tsukasa is so cute :D

[killerkirbydude]

How about a Misao Zone? Or a Kagami Zone? Or even a Nanako Zone!

[Daxank]

CHINZONE !!!

[xXwapa98xDXx]

lol x333

[KELLYROCKSOMG]

That phone looks like...a....Not phone on how fast and where it's at >_>;;;

[killerkirbydude]

@KELLYROCKSOMG

Phone pwn.

Say it out loud.

[killerkirbydude]

@killerkirbydude

Also, Tsukasa's English voice actress is the same as Yuki's (from Haruhi).

That explains that.

[noxie1]

Epic faceplant :3

[mickymose11]

@noxie1 I agree :3

[Lafond221]

I personally lyk Konata's more but this is just plain cuuuttttteeee

[ededdneddyrulez543]

1:30 phone addict O-o

[shikamaru668]

chin,chin to the max

[plushieboy1234]

@shikamaru668 weiners to the max?

[NeffiLoca]

the chorus at the :30 mark is so epic.

[SSgtJ0hns0n]

@NeffiLoca more like a cute rendition of The Excorcist

[Mangafreak681]

i kno someone who can text that fast. its great but konatas zone is the master of all zones

[rollercoasterocker]

By decyphering the tones on the text, I've dcyphered that Tsuaka texted:

jksdfhlkasjtksdjfbhSPEEDRAVEsa­;klsdayrt;jtahfgj

[xzoshuax]

she texting th way i did when i was young with my first phone *sob* she growing yp so fast (sort of )

[Ledgendveemon]

lightspeed texting... holy shit

[swimeralex]

TEXT POWAH! 1:30 ~ 1:40

[iandin123]

I swear, first the flute solo, now it's cellphone hero?!?!

Tsukasa is god.

[thekillerhjkhjk]

kinky

[xzoshuax]

@thekillerhjkhjk its jinky

[thekillerhjkhjk]

@xzoshuax yeah i kno, but i prefer kinky

and its jinki btw :P

[xzoshuax]

@thekillerhjkhjk close enough

[nanachan9100]

i like konata zone and dis one

[DarkSasuKun]

soo cute..

[winxtwin]

must took you a long time

[Spirit798]

@winxtwin Not really, it's very simple. Go to nicovideo, download the video, upload it to youtube and whoop!

All that's left is for the viewers to read the description.

[the3littlefags]

she texts just like me im so proud of her

[crezyte0wnz]

to tsukasa... ice cream tastes good... 0:27

[ve731]

texting has never been this epic before.

[cheeseonmybacon111]

0:05 she says "Kinky" rapidly

[alexumanga]

How do you even edit that? As in sync. the cellphone tone to the zone?

[Sasuke4Eva619]

Needs moar CHIN CHIN.

[Ledgendveemon]

that cell phote at 1:30 nearly busted my eardrums

[Huran888]

jajaja vinagre balsamicoo xDD

[ineedtolvlup12]

for all thos that don't know what chin chin means it means dick

[isywuzheer]

Isn't "chinchin" just Japanese for a guy's...you know what?

[mineblewofyourseat09]

@isywuzheer thats chinsuko

[Kagamirocks104]

I think Konata zone is fast

[Korixan124]

@noobgotspammed

Well, so are you, so shut the hell up and enjoy the movie, or get the he'll out. Simple as that.

[iMacromediaFlash]

wat?