Countryside => cunt-ricide = killing Piers Morgan (tho I would humbly submit that it would be a mercy-killing, like putting a rabid dog to sleep for the benefit of all).
If you are ever tempted to dislike Clarkson, just remember that he did punch Morgan in the face. Can do no wrong after that...
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@newaccountforfilms On an old episode of HIGNFY, Paula Yates threatened to get Paul Merton to sort him out if he didn't stop mercilessly taking the piss out of her and Merton jokingly said "Yeah, I'd take pleasure ramming my fist into that great face of yours"
@GuantanamoFever LOLOLOL!! I was just reflecting on every single video of Piers Morgan you can guarentee that the most oft desciptive term used for him is indeed "cunt"
Funny because both Jeremy and Piers are very good friends of Rebecca Brookes too, yet hate each other..And why does Jeremy's wife hate Piers? And Stephen Fry is no less smug, self satisfied than Piers, he just does it with a posher accent and claims to be intellectual too. Still a twat though.
@emmyjo720 Stephen Fry is a legend, just because someone doesn't watch "footy" and "pull gash" doesn't automatically make them a snob. Let me guess, you'd rather watch an interview with John Bishop and Dann Dyer right?
I find Piers Morgan and Ian Hislop equally loathsome...Ian Hislop is very nasty, smug and self satisfied and alot less funny that Paul Merton. Jeremy is a twat too but Richard and James make his show more watchable, he is just hates Piers because The Daily Mirror had a photo of him kissing someone that wasn't his wife.
Morgan is a total twat. everything going on with the newspapers is the fault of people like him, using vast media resources to settle personal petty vendettas like some kind of cunt. which of course, he is.
you know after all that laughter Morgan is someone who makes apologies for modern day slavery in Dubai, wonder if he lived a a long time ago would he have been happy to see ships coming from Africa with people to grow cotton in America.
hahahahaha..oh my god im thick..definition of countryside...ive just got it...hahahahaha...does that mean ive got piers syndrome?..slow on the uptake lol
@corpsemunger Yeh he is a complete arse, and we should all hate him... but we don't. It's pretty strange really, he has a sort of charm that is hard to pinpoint. btw, congrats - You have the most offensive name on YouTube! It's impressively vulgar!
@RH98 Ughhhhh dont mention my name, haha - I think I made it when I was like 11 and I thought I was being ironic or something, now it embarrasses me so much but I dont have the heart/energy to make a new youtube :) ahaha
@ec123456789able Give me an example of a normal right-wing opinion and then an example of an "extreme" one so I can understand. Then perhaps you could give me an example of one of these opinions Clarkson holds just so I can better understand what you're trying to say.
@davyjames a normal right wing person reads the sunday times, talks about mortgages, and says how the country is full of do gooders etc. jeremy clarkson on the other hand is the sort of person who thinks that the government are busy bodies for not allowing civilians to buy granades (of course that is just an exaggeration, lol) i can't think of anything he has said recently, but if you read his newpaper columns you will get the idea. he is baically a tory. i don't like right wingers or tories.
@ec123456789able Isn't Clarkson a regular feature in the Sunday Times? Really, his 'tabloid Tory twat' act is just that, an act. (Inspired by Auberon Waugh's column in Private Eye.) Besides, who would appropriate a catchphrase of Alan Partridge unironically?
@ec123456789able I have no doubt he's Tory, but in reality, he's far from a stereotypical one. He may be an economic Thatcherite, but he's also anti-religion and pro-EU. And he's actually quite keen on some bits of environmentalism, self-sufficiency in particular. Plus he's a member of the RSPB. Peter Hitchens describes him as a 'BBC conservative', i.e. he's more of a right-leaning liberal, like Ian Hislop as it happens.
@kisbie almost none of what you said is true, jeremy clarkson may be anti religion however he is a prominant EU skeptic and he is not a member of the RSPB. he may have been made an honorary member for some silly reason, but not by choice. he is very anti, global warming. he may agree with improving sufficiancy, however he only applauds it when it makes his life easier. ie, makes more cars efficiently.
@ec123456789able If you don't like them you should be able to say one of their opinions that you disagree with... the only example you gave was something about hand grenades which you then retracted...?
@ec123456789able You're a huge twat for calling him "militantly" anything. He's a moderately right wing guy who makes a lot of jokes that upset people. There's nothing militant about that. Unless you're just pissy because he doesn't want a nanny state (which seems to be why people don't like him).
@woooody316 exactly - i DO find Clarkson, entertaining, but he does annoy me too (but in quirte an entertaining way), but yep, punching Morgan ? Legend !!!!
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fuck me listen to the holiest of the holies, 60 years of youth rebellion & youth culture and listen to these old, snobby, class ridden, elitist farts, (only in britain), these are the sort of people that are grateful as fuck we've got a monarchy, at least we're guaranteed a certain type of head of state unless "wills" or harry marry an ethnic,
you're right.he is a cunt, but not as useful......or as pretty...........and he even smells worse. In conclusion i submit that Piers Morgan is a corpse in a living perons body.
LOL love stephen fry even more for that 'countryside' joke and Jezza and Ian r brilliant!
Piers is just a shameless arrogant scumbag who makes up rubbish about other celebs he's jealous of, and worse, our armed forces. The word CUNT has never described someone so accurately.
@rhysdegnan I didn't know either, so I googled it- supposedly the aforementioned piece of shit published a pic of Clarkson kissing his BBC editor, and tried to build a story out of it
i like how the two highest rated comments are "piers morgan is a cunt" and "pierced organ is a cunt" , if only there was a video of jeremey clarkson punching piers morgan in the face as hard as he phsyically can
@tmosside Hope someone does that as an audition for one of those talent shows! That would make the voters happy! Smacking Piers Moron down to the ground.
@throwthepearl you should of hit him while you had the chance.
piers morgan is an arrogant, stuck up, ugly, unfunny cunt who hates anyone that is more successful than him (or to put it another way - any other celebrity). i really hope 'the definition of countryside' happens as soon as possible.
What I find most annoying is that he is a cunt, and he knows it. His career has been built on being a cunt, trampling anyone into the floor that he can. His sudden spring into huge fame has been the result simply as being a cunt that people hate and TV. The nasty judge.
I don't think I've ever used the word 'cunt' that much ever, but it feels justified.
The problem with Piers is that he was a tabloid newspaper editor so he was nothing more than a bully (as stated by Hislop himself). And really can't stand being shown up. No sense of self deprication or the ability to laugh at himself.
Morgan recently put Clarkson and Fry in his list of Britain's Top 100 Celebs, though he made it clear he still hates them both. Likewise his continued loathing of Eddie Izzard and Alex Ferguson, also on the list. None of them made the top 10 though: 10. Alan Sugar 9. Rio Ferdinand (hastily altered from John Terry) 8. Kate Moss 7. Paul McCartney 6. Robert Pattinson 5. Ant & Dec 4. Prince William 3. Cheryl Cole/Tweedy 2. David Beckham 1. Simon Cowell (now there's a shock!)
@kisbie piers morgan hates clarkson, fry and eddie izzard??? Well i can see why people dont like clarkson, but clarkson is well aware of this and dosent really care. But not liking stephen fry, there should be laws against that.
Piers Morgan is fucking great. Clarkson just got shitty because Piers published pictures of him snogging some woman in his car. Clarkson begged him not to, saying it was innocent and meant nothing. Two years later Clarkson gets caught on camera snogging and groping a woman in an alleyway. Oddly enough, the same woman, and was so annoyed at getting caught twice (Piers published that photo too) that he reverted to type and assaulted Piers. Go figure.
Whatever mate. Piers Morgan is a stuck up cun t who doesnt even realise how hated he is. And atleast Clarkson has a sense of humor, something Piers Morgan wishes he had
He knows how hated he is mate - how could you be a tabloid editor and not? And if Clarkson really had a sense of humour, why didn't he just laugh those photos off, instead of punching Morgan twice, and pouring a glass of water in his lap when they were both on Concorde's final flight? Perhaps he was laughing on the inside though..
Oh yeah, And Piers Morgan would have reacted well if it happened to him? I think not, and btw have you ever watched Top Gear? Or Speed? Or anything with Clarkson in? You would see that he is very funny, how was he expected to react well when some up-his-own-arse tabloid editor releases some shitty incrimintaing pictures!?
@STFCcreamemlads piers morgan and jeremy clarkson are basically trolls. of course they know how hated they are, they thrive on being controversial. clarkson is a bit more charismatic but morgan is just an attention whore.
@furQ clarkson is well aware that people dont like him, but he dosent care and hes very honest with people, he dosent try to present himself in a way so that everyone likes him. Piers morgan however dosent really seem to be aware how disliked he is.
@trigga1uk I think Piers is well aware of how some - most? - people feel about him. He often refers to himself as Britain's Most Hated Man. As for Stephen Fry and Eddie Izzard, he hates the fact that he doesn't find them funny and that they are more popular than him.
@trigga1uk As Hislop mentions in this vid, Fry also once joked on BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue that the definition of 'countryside' was 'to kill Piers Morgan', which Morgan didn't see the humour in. (If you're not familiar with that show, then it was during the Uxbridge Dictionary round, where the panellists are asked to come up with new definitions for words. It's a series of puns basically.)
Tell you what Jezza... I'll sort Piers Morgan for you, and get rid of the body, for a go on the top Gear race track???? If not, maybe a couple of tickets to the show??? I'll even throw in the video of the torture session??
Watching a lot of Frasier recently, I've suddenly realised what Piers Morgan is - he's one of those sitcom characters that you never see because the various descriptions of them are just too ridiculous to ever be suitably casted. Except somehow he's escaped.
I find it amusing how Morgan wants to punch Hislop but not Clarkson, who he's happy just to "hate" - physical cowardice to accompany his mental cowardice, perhaps?
of fun. He is so talentless in front of the cams, ergo, a good judge of talentlessness.
Something that really grates is how someone who sneers and smears for a living getsso touchy when others reveal things about him.and expose his underlying inf complex
"If I was compiling a list of things I wouldn't want to happen to me, 'losing my ears in an accident' would rank pretty highly, just below 'accidentally coating my own eyeballs with hot melted cheese' and three slots above 'sharing a sleeping bag with Piers Morgan' (which comes one place higher than 'being force-fed live mice')."
Piers could offer no better reponse than to compare the ratings of Screenwipe with B'sGT. Enough said really.
peirs morgan total nobjockey...and what do you know he fronts an itv show....trash for trash...i hope he doesnt have pete andre and jordan round to his flat for tea
My favourite put-down of Piers is what Clive Anderson said directly to his face on HIGNFY: "[Under your editorship] The Mirror is now almost as good as The Sun."
It's also worth remembering how he mocked President Bush Jr. for falling off the 'unfalloffable' Segway - before doing it himself a couple of years later!
Though I think we should just stop giving any considration whatsoever to someone who makes a living on judging talent but thinks Eddie Izzard isn't funny.
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England is run by ugly blokes, because they`ve nothing else to do. They can`t go out and fuck good looking women all weekend, so they have to make a lot of money to pay for good looking women.
That makes absolutely no sense. Apart from the fact that you seem to think the only thing men can do all weekend is fuck, and that all countries that aren't england are run by handsome men, you're a twat.
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Hi namakemono49. U don`t know a damn thing about me, Boy ! You WOULD need a fucking queue to deck me. Of that I`m sure, shit - kicker ! Last time a lad beat me up on his own was when I was 11 years old. And he was 15. Sure I`ve been kicked to Hell since - by gangs. So let me guess : You want a queue, so that there`s always someone you can hide behind ! Is that it ? You`re the one at the back of the queue !
What the ACTUAL hell? For a start, we all know you're not Piers. So nob off.
Secondly, the queue was mentioned because there's bound to be a load of people that want to punch him in the face, there would need to be some kind of orderly queueing system!
True, Clarkson can be a bit of an idiot, on occasion...
but Piers Morgan is the world's most prominent example of why the process of natural selection should be accelerated. Well, apart from Richard Littlejohn.
lol, I worded that badly. What I meant is when he goes on about all the people he hates you just think "yeah, maybe the world could do with ending" lol
Patricide => patri-cide = killing your father.
Matricide => matri-cide = killing your mother;
Homicide => homi-cide = killing a human.
Countryside => cunt-ricide = killing Piers Morgan (tho I would humbly submit that it would be a mercy-killing, like putting a rabid dog to sleep for the benefit of all).
If you are ever tempted to dislike Clarkson, just remember that he did punch Morgan in the face. Can do no wrong after that...
BobTheMunificent 9 hours ago
i don't get the countryside joke?
ikea4lifeyh 4 days ago
@ikea4lifeyh It's a pun. "countryside" = "cuntrycide".
pamew 1 day ago
@pamew
thanks mate :) i feel stupid now lol
ikea4lifeyh 8 hours ago
oh god I am still laughing at countryside... that is the best joke I've ever heard
thechaseiseverything 5 days ago
When Jerermy at the end says "It's all very funny but he's gone now" I like to imagine that he died.
GeorgeBenedict 1 week ago
Lol Jezza and Ian are legendary
JDdaDJstressed 2 months ago
and his wife likes him to haha
TheFarmboy1600 2 months ago
Piers Morgan is an absolute prick. Incidentally, so is Jeremy Clarkson. I feel conflicted.
joshuajethro 3 months ago 3
come on people, you are slipping! the word "cunt" is only used 27 times in the comments section!
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MrStevennott 3 months ago
How can anyone want to punch Ian Hislop?
newaccountforfilms 4 months ago
@newaccountforfilms On an old episode of HIGNFY, Paula Yates threatened to get Paul Merton to sort him out if he didn't stop mercilessly taking the piss out of her and Merton jokingly said "Yeah, I'd take pleasure ramming my fist into that great face of yours"
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Ive got a really good game everyone should try.
Click on "all comments" on any video with piers morgan in the title
Press ctr+f - and search for the word "cunt"
The record I have is 142 - try and beat it
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GuantanamoFever 4 months ago 4
@GuantanamoFever LOLOLOL!! I was just reflecting on every single video of Piers Morgan you can guarentee that the most oft desciptive term used for him is indeed "cunt"
mrspivvy 3 months ago
Piers Morgan is the biggest pimple on the ass of society the world has seen - absolute wanker!
Glad Jezza pinched him, shame he didn't do a bit of damage. Hislop is hilarious too :)
mrcalarsenal 4 months ago
Oh how i love big JC
BigFuckinBen 4 months ago
I love it how in a PC country where fighting is supposed to be bad, no one cares as it was piers morgan.
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Tokyorosebiz 5 months ago
go clarkson!
dinosaurssayni 5 months ago 3
1.38 Was it fun? His smile haha
thirstysailors 5 months ago
Funny because both Jeremy and Piers are very good friends of Rebecca Brookes too, yet hate each other..And why does Jeremy's wife hate Piers? And Stephen Fry is no less smug, self satisfied than Piers, he just does it with a posher accent and claims to be intellectual too. Still a twat though.
emmyjo720 5 months ago
@emmyjo720 Stephen Fry is a legend, just because someone doesn't watch "footy" and "pull gash" doesn't automatically make them a snob. Let me guess, you'd rather watch an interview with John Bishop and Dann Dyer right?
bennyboyjones 1 month ago 6
I find Piers Morgan and Ian Hislop equally loathsome...Ian Hislop is very nasty, smug and self satisfied and alot less funny that Paul Merton. Jeremy is a twat too but Richard and James make his show more watchable, he is just hates Piers because The Daily Mirror had a photo of him kissing someone that wasn't his wife.
emmyjo720 5 months ago
If Stephen Fry dislikes someone then they must be a cunt.
lukeperrin123456 5 months ago 6
Definition of cunt: Piers Morgan.
Clarkson, Hislop and Fry all rule.
MrDCWood 6 months ago 3
Morgan is a total twat. everything going on with the newspapers is the fault of people like him, using vast media resources to settle personal petty vendettas like some kind of cunt. which of course, he is.
mrspivvy 6 months ago 3
hehehe, I'm loving Morgan squirming over phone hacking allegations. I hope they crucify him. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
habanaman 6 months ago
you know after all that laughter Morgan is someone who makes apologies for modern day slavery in Dubai, wonder if he lived a a long time ago would he have been happy to see ships coming from Africa with people to grow cotton in America.
LordByronRG10 6 months ago
I love it when Mayo asks "Was it fun?" :D
r7onyr 7 months ago
hahahahaha..oh my god im thick..definition of countryside...ive just got it...hahahahaha...does that mean ive got piers syndrome?..slow on the uptake lol
MrStaffy01 8 months ago
definition of countryside, murdering pierce morgan
classic :)
xkisswithafist 9 months ago 3
@xkisswithafist Thats why stephen fry is a national treasure and piers morgan is living in exile in another
Chrisindapurplehouse 9 months ago 2
Wouldn't it be great if Clarkson was having an intimate relationship with Piers Moron's wife? And then Hislop reports it in Private Eye.
mistercroft1975 9 months ago
Compared to Morgan, I quite like Clarkeson - even though I usually dislike him
MrSyrett 11 months ago 7
piers has 7 youtube accounts
sk8rocgirl 1 year ago 6
Jeremy Clarkson is such a bastard - but it really annoys me that he is actually quite funny haha
corpsemunger 1 year ago 3
@corpsemunger Yeh he is a complete arse, and we should all hate him... but we don't. It's pretty strange really, he has a sort of charm that is hard to pinpoint. btw, congrats - You have the most offensive name on YouTube! It's impressively vulgar!
RH98 7 months ago
@RH98 Ughhhhh dont mention my name, haha - I think I made it when I was like 11 and I thought I was being ironic or something, now it embarrasses me so much but I dont have the heart/energy to make a new youtube :) ahaha
corpsemunger 7 months ago
how is morgan so rich and famous when no1 likes him
Tinners44 1 year ago 29
@Tinners44 who said you have to be liked to be rich and famous ?
DRBUK 1 month ago
piers morgan = sicophantic two faced ponce
jeremy clarkson = militantly right wing moron
ian hislop = sarcastic smarty pants
the only neutral one here is simon mayo.
ec123456789able 1 year ago
@ec123456789able What does it mean to be "militantly right-wing"?
davyjames 1 year ago
@davyjames basically someone who is right wing to the extreme.
ec123456789able 1 year ago
@ec123456789able Give me an example of a normal right-wing opinion and then an example of an "extreme" one so I can understand. Then perhaps you could give me an example of one of these opinions Clarkson holds just so I can better understand what you're trying to say.
davyjames 1 year ago
@davyjames a normal right wing person reads the sunday times, talks about mortgages, and says how the country is full of do gooders etc. jeremy clarkson on the other hand is the sort of person who thinks that the government are busy bodies for not allowing civilians to buy granades (of course that is just an exaggeration, lol) i can't think of anything he has said recently, but if you read his newpaper columns you will get the idea. he is baically a tory. i don't like right wingers or tories.
ec123456789able 1 year ago
@ec123456789able Isn't Clarkson a regular feature in the Sunday Times? Really, his 'tabloid Tory twat' act is just that, an act. (Inspired by Auberon Waugh's column in Private Eye.) Besides, who would appropriate a catchphrase of Alan Partridge unironically?
kisbie 1 year ago
@kisbie it may be an exaggeration but it is not an act. why would a none tory person pretend to be one?
ec123456789able 1 year ago
@ec123456789able I have no doubt he's Tory, but in reality, he's far from a stereotypical one. He may be an economic Thatcherite, but he's also anti-religion and pro-EU. And he's actually quite keen on some bits of environmentalism, self-sufficiency in particular. Plus he's a member of the RSPB. Peter Hitchens describes him as a 'BBC conservative', i.e. he's more of a right-leaning liberal, like Ian Hislop as it happens.
kisbie 1 year ago
@kisbie almost none of what you said is true, jeremy clarkson may be anti religion however he is a prominant EU skeptic and he is not a member of the RSPB. he may have been made an honorary member for some silly reason, but not by choice. he is very anti, global warming. he may agree with improving sufficiancy, however he only applauds it when it makes his life easier. ie, makes more cars efficiently.
ec123456789able 1 year ago
@ec123456789able If you don't like them you should be able to say one of their opinions that you disagree with... the only example you gave was something about hand grenades which you then retracted...?
davyjames 1 year ago
@ec123456789able You're a huge twat for calling him "militantly" anything. He's a moderately right wing guy who makes a lot of jokes that upset people. There's nothing militant about that. Unless you're just pissy because he doesn't want a nanny state (which seems to be why people don't like him).
blackvapour 5 months ago 3
I always thought Ian and Jeremy liked eachother.
batmanofni 1 year ago
I would love to jump all over Piers Morgan's head. Oh what fun that would be.
MrRocksandsocks 1 year ago
@1001000111 Please read my comment again. Properly this time.
bellboy64 1 year ago
Never got the the "Countryside" joke until now.* I knew Stephen was clever but that's surely another high for him in my book! :D
*And this was before reading comments btw
bellboy64 1 year ago
CUNTRICIDE, absolutely love it
The8thDOCTOR 1 year ago
"..and his wife likes him too."
That one killed me. XD
0ptriX 1 year ago 5
I was just overwhelmed by how quick on the draw Stephen Fry must have been :L What a witty man he is.
wonderfulwomp 1 year ago 2
I was never too sure about Clarkson, but since i heard he punched Pierse morgan, i worship the guy.
woooody316 1 year ago 7
@woooody316 exactly - i DO find Clarkson, entertaining, but he does annoy me too (but in quirte an entertaining way), but yep, punching Morgan ? Legend !!!!
echo680 1 year ago
cuntricide ftw!
buckbumble 1 year ago 6
piers morgans watched this 8 times because the dislike button has been clicked 8 times
vocalist92 1 year ago 20
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fuck me listen to the holiest of the holies, 60 years of youth rebellion & youth culture and listen to these old, snobby, class ridden, elitist farts, (only in britain), these are the sort of people that are grateful as fuck we've got a monarchy, at least we're guaranteed a certain type of head of state unless "wills" or harry marry an ethnic,
mikemanu01 1 year ago
@mikemanu01 Not sure you know what you're talking about really.
edj66 1 year ago 5
@mikemanu01 Are you trying to say that Clarkson or Hislop are pro-monarchy?
HarvsPenzance 1 year ago
i didnt like Clarkson untill i found out he'd belted Piers Morgan.
TheHappydead 1 year ago 6
@TheHappydead
Me too! I'm sure that goes for a lot of people.
DrCornwallis100 1 year ago
of all the amazing things jeremy clarkson has done, hitting piers morgan may be the thing im most jealous of..
garylssk 1 year ago 8
you're right.he is a cunt, but not as useful......or as pretty...........and he even smells worse. In conclusion i submit that Piers Morgan is a corpse in a living perons body.
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Piers Morgan is a cunt.
lionhart3001 1 year ago
love the stephen fry joke
Oldbluesock 1 year ago
Clarkson for KING!
Ryasawrus 1 year ago
Seeing the man in the background laughing at the "countryside" joke added to my amusement.
dancheyne 1 year ago
Love Clarkson and Hislop....legends
Piers Morgan is a cock
rbagot 1 year ago 4
Morgan is a cunt but then so is Clarkson
terminatorcmpunk 1 year ago
Piers Morgan is a cunt.
ViolatedMinge 1 year ago 3
LOL love stephen fry even more for that 'countryside' joke and Jezza and Ian r brilliant!
Piers is just a shameless arrogant scumbag who makes up rubbish about other celebs he's jealous of, and worse, our armed forces. The word CUNT has never described someone so accurately.
167ray 1 year ago 2
that countryside joke is absolutely fantastic
synestheticmusic 1 year ago 2
i must ask why did clarkson punch that pece of shit i wasnt in the contry at the time and misted the whole thing
rhysdegnan 1 year ago
@rhysdegnan I cant remember the exact details, but piers had published some lies about clarksons wife, back when piers ran a newspaper.
woohootrainiscoming 1 year ago
@rhysdegnan I didn't know either, so I googled it- supposedly the aforementioned piece of shit published a pic of Clarkson kissing his BBC editor, and tried to build a story out of it
echo680 1 year ago
Piers Morgan is a cretin, watch him on question time and you'll develop an intense hatred towards him.
manikth2 1 year ago
Don't wanna buck the trend of the most sensible youtube comments section I've seen so far: Piers Morgan is a cunt.
guzzaroolz 1 year ago
Anybody else think we need a Cumbrian Taxi Driver to go on Britains got talent and show Piers what they can do?
icd86 1 year ago
So Everybody hates Piers Morgan then?
Brilliant.
SilverTonguedSnake 1 year ago 24
you can tell that simon mayo hates him too. Piers morgan is an arrogant selfish twat
Tommanc1 1 year ago
i like how the two highest rated comments are "piers morgan is a cunt" and "pierced organ is a cunt" , if only there was a video of jeremey clarkson punching piers morgan in the face as hard as he phsyically can
tmosside 1 year ago
@tmosside Hope someone does that as an audition for one of those talent shows! That would make the voters happy! Smacking Piers Moron down to the ground.
IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW 1 year ago
"Piers Morgan is what Britain has given to America for shooting John Lennon."
DarkRw1995 1 year ago 6
...abseloutely, and his wife likes him too.
this is the funniest radio interview ive ever seen
MrLW25 1 year ago 5
@throwthepearl you should of hit him while you had the chance.
piers morgan is an arrogant, stuck up, ugly, unfunny cunt who hates anyone that is more successful than him (or to put it another way - any other celebrity). i really hope 'the definition of countryside' happens as soon as possible.
MrLW25 1 year ago
piers morgan came to where i work
he was an arrogant bastard who had no time for anybody except himself
i wouldnt be bothered if he died tomorrow
throwthepearl 1 year ago 2
@throwthepearl And you didn't hit him?
jgrabham92 1 year ago
What I find most annoying is that he is a cunt, and he knows it. His career has been built on being a cunt, trampling anyone into the floor that he can. His sudden spring into huge fame has been the result simply as being a cunt that people hate and TV. The nasty judge.
I don't think I've ever used the word 'cunt' that much ever, but it feels justified.
Nogli 1 year ago 3
@Nogli
Typical and unfortunate symptom of modern society. WHY IS HE FAMOUS?
Pepotamo1985 1 year ago
Definition of 'Countryside' : Murder of Piers Morgan. hah
stuboy19 1 year ago 9
piers morgan is a stuck up cunt, who hates other celebs who are much better than him.
deang91 1 year ago 3
The problem with Piers is that he was a tabloid newspaper editor so he was nothing more than a bully (as stated by Hislop himself). And really can't stand being shown up. No sense of self deprication or the ability to laugh at himself.
fraserjess89 1 year ago
kisbie 1 year ago
@kisbie piers morgan hates clarkson, fry and eddie izzard??? Well i can see why people dont like clarkson, but clarkson is well aware of this and dosent really care. But not liking stephen fry, there should be laws against that.
trigga1uk 1 year ago
Piers Morgan is a CUNT
stephenhem1 1 year ago 59
agreed
crimepilot 1 year ago
Go Stephen Fry's comment about Piers Morgan on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
The1992LESR 1 year ago 2
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Piers Morgan is fucking great. Clarkson just got shitty because Piers published pictures of him snogging some woman in his car. Clarkson begged him not to, saying it was innocent and meant nothing. Two years later Clarkson gets caught on camera snogging and groping a woman in an alleyway. Oddly enough, the same woman, and was so annoyed at getting caught twice (Piers published that photo too) that he reverted to type and assaulted Piers. Go figure.
binkobonko 2 years ago
Whatever mate. Piers Morgan is a stuck up cun t who doesnt even realise how hated he is. And atleast Clarkson has a sense of humor, something Piers Morgan wishes he had
STFCcreamemlads 2 years ago 8
He knows how hated he is mate - how could you be a tabloid editor and not? And if Clarkson really had a sense of humour, why didn't he just laugh those photos off, instead of punching Morgan twice, and pouring a glass of water in his lap when they were both on Concorde's final flight? Perhaps he was laughing on the inside though..
binkobonko 2 years ago
Oh yeah, And Piers Morgan would have reacted well if it happened to him? I think not, and btw have you ever watched Top Gear? Or Speed? Or anything with Clarkson in? You would see that he is very funny, how was he expected to react well when some up-his-own-arse tabloid editor releases some shitty incrimintaing pictures!?
STFCcreamemlads 2 years ago 5
@STFCcreamemlads piers morgan and jeremy clarkson are basically trolls. of course they know how hated they are, they thrive on being controversial. clarkson is a bit more charismatic but morgan is just an attention whore.
furQ 2 years ago
@furQ clarkson is well aware that people dont like him, but he dosent care and hes very honest with people, he dosent try to present himself in a way so that everyone likes him. Piers morgan however dosent really seem to be aware how disliked he is.
trigga1uk 1 year ago
@trigga1uk I think Piers is well aware of how some - most? - people feel about him. He often refers to himself as Britain's Most Hated Man. As for Stephen Fry and Eddie Izzard, he hates the fact that he doesn't find them funny and that they are more popular than him.
kisbie 1 year ago
@trigga1uk As Hislop mentions in this vid, Fry also once joked on BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue that the definition of 'countryside' was 'to kill Piers Morgan', which Morgan didn't see the humour in. (If you're not familiar with that show, then it was during the Uxbridge Dictionary round, where the panellists are asked to come up with new definitions for words. It's a series of puns basically.)
kisbie 1 year ago
Tell you what Jezza... I'll sort Piers Morgan for you, and get rid of the body, for a go on the top Gear race track???? If not, maybe a couple of tickets to the show??? I'll even throw in the video of the torture session??
imtheguvnor 2 years ago 46
@imtheguvnor Ill help...it will be like a scene from law abiding citizen
TheRealAlanPartridge 5 months ago
ha 'countryside' just got it... genius
joshopsho 2 years ago 2
Watching a lot of Frasier recently, I've suddenly realised what Piers Morgan is - he's one of those sitcom characters that you never see because the various descriptions of them are just too ridiculous to ever be suitably casted. Except somehow he's escaped.
kisbie 2 years ago 5
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Piers is a legend ....
gin878 2 years ago
Go Jezza and Ian go!!
Curse Piers
May even start a hate piers morgan page on Facebook? MMM nice thought!
ThreeWordsFirstWord 2 years ago 7
Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Ian Hislop all hate Piers Morgan. Could my life get any better! <3 :D Favourited ;D
jayhayes2007 2 years ago 72
@jayhayes2007 haha i totally agree with you!
ThreeWordsFirstWord 2 years ago 2
@jayhayes2007 Add Ed Byrne to that list too :)
unclewoodstock 11 months ago 4
I find it amusing how Morgan wants to punch Hislop but not Clarkson, who he's happy just to "hate" - physical cowardice to accompany his mental cowardice, perhaps?
LifeDoesGoOn 2 years ago 2
I think piss m 'organ is a great figure......
of fun. He is so talentless in front of the cams, ergo, a good judge of talentlessness.
Something that really grates is how someone who sneers and smears for a living getsso touchy when others reveal things about him.and expose his underlying inf complex
wasabimanic 2 years ago 3
ian wears glasses!??!?
upupaepops1988 2 years ago
He is almost 50 years old, y'know. Clarkson - who is the same age - needs specs to read too.
kisbie 2 years ago
when he's not wearing contacts (Don't ask me how I know that :D)
SparrowisSexy 2 years ago
how on earth do you know that?!
upupaepops1988 2 years ago 2
I've watched a lot of his docs and almost every HIGNFY episode. Either that or I read it somewhere.
SparrowisSexy 2 years ago
i like him
mt75270 2 years ago
Charlie Brooker doesn't like him much either;
"If I was compiling a list of things I wouldn't want to happen to me, 'losing my ears in an accident' would rank pretty highly, just below 'accidentally coating my own eyeballs with hot melted cheese' and three slots above 'sharing a sleeping bag with Piers Morgan' (which comes one place higher than 'being force-fed live mice')."
Piers could offer no better reponse than to compare the ratings of Screenwipe with B'sGT. Enough said really.
kisbie 2 years ago 11
Yeah but then Brooker could compare the levels of intelligence of people who watch both programmes.
kersh1987 2 years ago 2
peirs morgan total nobjockey...and what do you know he fronts an itv show....trash for trash...i hope he doesnt have pete andre and jordan round to his flat for tea
goliathpie 2 years ago 7
Pierced Organ is a cunt
analbeard1976 2 years ago 176
:D ace! ^^
localfreak 2 years ago
I heard that Clarkson hit Morgan whilst on the last ever flight of Concorde. A more surreal image one struggles to imagine...
wangpangu 2 years ago 8
They did meet on that occasion, but the infamous punch actually occurred backstage at an awards ceremony.
kisbie 2 years ago
Oh, well. So long as Clarkson twatted him it doesn't really matter, does it?
wangpangu 2 years ago 3
@kisbie I love Clarkson's colomn on that occasion- I forget which of his books it's in:
"They sat me in front of the toilet. Or Piers Morgan of the Daily Mirror, as you know him."
arwenae 2 years ago 4
My favourite put-down of Piers is what Clive Anderson said directly to his face on HIGNFY: "[Under your editorship] The Mirror is now almost as good as The Sun."
It's also worth remembering how he mocked President Bush Jr. for falling off the 'unfalloffable' Segway - before doing it himself a couple of years later!
Though I think we should just stop giving any considration whatsoever to someone who makes a living on judging talent but thinks Eddie Izzard isn't funny.
kisbie 2 years ago 2
give me ham on 5, hold the mayo
cheekyegg 2 years ago
Clarkson deserves a knighthood for thumping Morgan.
JensonsBeard 2 years ago 48
jeremy ftw :)
bistoha 2 years ago 5
i HATE piers morgan
lazydave359 2 years ago 20
good old jezza....he shud hav smacked him more and harder
2k9cundey2k9 2 years ago 22
If you look closely you can see one of the tech guys behind Ian laughing his head off at the countryside joke!
mrshnitburg 2 years ago 5
piers morgan is a cunt
villarule 2 years ago 209
and a smug one at that!!!
samfitzell 2 years ago 7
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England is run by ugly blokes, because they`ve nothing else to do. They can`t go out and fuck good looking women all weekend, so they have to make a lot of money to pay for good looking women.
morgandrim 2 years ago
Ugly blokes with nothing else to do, i think builders and plumbers fit into that catagory too.
TrevorOfCrete 2 years ago
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lol... ? So does that make you worse for watching two ugly blokes with nothing else to do?
Infact does this make me worse for even responding to your stupidity?
Theres a builder down my street... he's fit as fuck! :P
jonny17121 2 years ago
what are you on about? He was talking about politicians. It makes you stupid for NOT BEING ABLE TO READ! :D
TrevorOfCrete 2 years ago
That makes absolutely no sense. Apart from the fact that you seem to think the only thing men can do all weekend is fuck, and that all countries that aren't england are run by handsome men, you're a twat.
DoctorPlutology 2 years ago 4
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Hi DoctorPlutology. Sounds to me like you are one of those ugly blokes. Good luck in politics !
I`ll continue to take my luck elsewhere. I just can`t help it ! Crap , aint it ? But heck - it makes me laugh.
And I`d much prefer being a twat than an ugly bloke. Call me what you like. I attract birds - nothiing else matters to me.
Oh - I know it`s awful, but I just have to get on in life and cope with it. Dios te Bendiga amigo mio !
morgandrim 2 years ago
I'm not in politics you idiot.
DoctorPlutology 2 years ago 3
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I never said you were, Shit - Kicker !
morgandrim 2 years ago
Good for you.
DoctorPlutology 2 years ago
morgan is a complete tit, clarkson and hislop are true comedy legends compared to the useless cunt that is piers
TomakaBonzo 2 years ago 9
Who says sarcasim is the lowest form of wit
actually that's Piers Moron
djbobbybob1976 2 years ago 7
Comedy GOLD, well done. He is despicable.
katmac75 2 years ago 5
Morgan is a prat. Totally deserved being punched in the face, is there some sort of queue I can join?
namakemono49 2 years ago 15
Ill join that que, im willing to que double the length to punch Clarkson in the face too.
TrevorOfCrete 2 years ago
exactly!
what a nob.
toommay 2 years ago 2
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Hi namakemono49. U don`t know a damn thing about me, Boy ! You WOULD need a fucking queue to deck me. Of that I`m sure, shit - kicker ! Last time a lad beat me up on his own was when I was 11 years old. And he was 15. Sure I`ve been kicked to Hell since - by gangs. So let me guess : You want a queue, so that there`s always someone you can hide behind ! Is that it ? You`re the one at the back of the queue !
Don`t make me fucking laugh !
morgandrim 2 years ago
What the ACTUAL hell? For a start, we all know you're not Piers. So nob off.
Secondly, the queue was mentioned because there's bound to be a load of people that want to punch him in the face, there would need to be some kind of orderly queueing system!
namakemono49 2 years ago 6
Get it. Sorry I took the wrong meaning. Take no notice of me. I guess it`s just been one of those days.
morgandrim 2 years ago
These two are my favorite BBC presenters. Quality lads.
circesprophecy 2 years ago 8
i wouldn't even piss on piers if he was on fire... however i would douse him in petrol
offitcock 2 years ago 16
Definition of the countryside was a classic :D
LADYOWAR 2 years ago 8
i too can't stand champagne socialist morgan.
anychange 2 years ago 8
His wife likes him also LOL
wwwNooBcom 2 years ago 4
lol there taking the piss out of piers morgan and his wife likes him too LOL! well he deserved those punches morgans such a cunt
billiejones25 2 years ago 10
True, Clarkson can be a bit of an idiot, on occasion...
but Piers Morgan is the world's most prominent example of why the process of natural selection should be accelerated. Well, apart from Richard Littlejohn.
jrothwell97 2 years ago 14
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Ian Hislop is someone who makes nuclear warfare look like it might not be such a bad thing.
TheBiggestBiscuit 2 years ago
lol, I worded that badly. What I meant is when he goes on about all the people he hates you just think "yeah, maybe the world could do with ending" lol
TheBiggestBiscuit 2 years ago 3